Neo Double Games - Fortress Guardian Review

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[kroen]

There is not 7:08

[kroen]

240p we meet again

[phoenix75888]

@kroen

Lame, overused comment, we meet again.

[BriBriKinzz]

Well the beginning wasn't creepy at all.

[kevin989able]

Noseybonk is in the popstation aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!­!

[boykingkilla]

Hey Ashen, You should burn all of those POPstation consoles in front of the fuckwad that made them. =D

[DoubleMGames]

press reset!!!

[TheZillaJr]

It was the longest 1:30 of my life and gave me a headache... Thanks for that.

[HinataChan30]

Bought a box of 10?!!

[dracokanji]

Funny how you got pulled back into this.

[UltimatelordArki]

my god the popstation has a legacy.

[VectormanOverkill]

The 2nd tune to the Fortress Guardian game sounds like Imaginary Places by Busdriver

[thebigpurplemonkey]

@VectormanOverkill That's because it is. Well... kind of. The instrumental part of Imaginary Places came from a song composed by Bach. I'm guessing that's probably where they got it from.

[OldTimeyJunk]

"This is the last time I am going to do any review of POPStation".

Not very good at sticking to your promises, eh?

[COOLDARKBLADE]

y does it say 240p when it does not look like it?

[jayha242]

@LBGOE and more cowbell

[JustSpawnKilled]

The beginning kinda sounds like a demitri martin skit.

[TheOdysseyKid]

@glorkel80 Go to dealextreme . com and they have a slightly newer version.

[suske423]

this would truly be a nightmare

[krazykap0]

NOW THAT'S A NIGHMARE!

[will2k123]

How funny!

We dream the same thing.

[Amperlimestone]

The pops are not what they seem.

[metabog]

What's for dinner, what's for tea? Neo double games... neo double gamesss...

[flarestrike]

uh...lol pop station "last review"; he lied.

[XBOXERSRIFAN]

u scared me!

[anangrybrit]

the microwave is the best place for a pop station

[cjddalton]

you havent reviewed Chanticleer Hegemony yet!

[ChaosMew161]

@cjddalton Chanticleer Hegemony = Street Fighter with birds, thats all it is. (Ashens said that on his Formspring).

[VideoGamerDude1]

Wow at 2:05 he said he would never make another pop station review, lol LIES!

[chosentonessournotes]

@VideoGamerDude1 Hahaha, I was gonna point out the exact same thing. Hilarious.

[ProfLichtenstei]

MAN I will get nightmares about popstation now. Damn It!

[Fabulousitist]

The actual review doesnt start until 3:55.....

[MrMedic266]

stupid video u should be ashamed

[ventures58]

I thought you would be sleeping in a suit.

[ReviewShark]

Thumbs for watching in 2011! :3

[FuzzyBunnyJames]

checkout THESHADOWFAN

-great reviews daily, and a giveaway every tuesday!

[JohnnyJohnW]

Is that the song of "Pulch the good times"?

[The3Apocalypses]

I am not entirely sober. My brain is made of terror. Thanks for those two minutes of that.

[handyman646]

2:00-no more pop stations huh, well why too bad your still making them in the future

[Toontown348]

Your nightmares are wierd...poor batteries...have to go into that....popstation...thing...

[Nicholasc99]

PUPPERSTAT-!!!PUPPERSTAT-!!!PU­PPERSTAT-!!!PUPPERSTAT-!!!

[Paprikacha]

That opening actually freaked me out quite a bit. What the hell?!

[technoshock11]

POPSTATION POLYSTATION NEO DOUBLE GAAAAAMES !

[TheOdysseyKid]

@TheDonnaanddavid 202,530th viewer= me

Yea. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT

[TheOdysseyKid]

WHERE ELSE CAN I BUY ONE?!

[MightyMinecraftMan]

little did you know youd still be forced to review these crap excuses for a game xD

[IanEduardoMeneses]

Popstation Popstation Popstation >:D

[pwninator345]

so this was going to be the last Pop Station review, sort of like how Friday the 13th Part 4 was supposedly the final chapter.

[pioneervajo]

woah,an atari 2600 is even better then this cheap crap

[Evil3411]

omg i was the 200,000 person to see this!!

[EmeraldJunkie]

Remember Vinnie Voles Existential Nightmare? He killed himslef because he watched that opening.

[2001imac]

I have just watched this in bed on my iPod touch and "turn off your computer and get to sleep" came up on the screen so I'm going to go to sleep now good night

[karleksvenska]

Existential nightmare...

[clingmarbleprod]

the intro bit scarred me for life.

[SuperNESFreak]

Wow, that was unconvincing. Still, it was original.

[VaatiOfDarkness]

What's for dinner, what's for tea? NEO DOUBLE GAMES!

[626ipod]

@VaatiOfDarkness NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOO NOT NEO DOUBLE GAMES WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[metabog]

Pop station pop station Pop station pop station Pop station pop station Pop station pop station Pop station pop station Pop station pop station Pop station pop station .

[darkdorkninja]

I was quite terrified by that bit in the beggining.

[ppm1n]

Funny thing is e bought ten, but when he got to the second one, it worked fine...lul

[blingking501]

why did the second fortress guardian theme sound like busdriver imaginary places?

[MoonTrigger1]

How much does this incredibly funny and entertaining top tech system costs?

[samuel7897]

he says that this is the last popstation he'll ever review and yet im only on number 5 of a 15 video playlist =)

[deadbutler]

the first few minutes of this vid makes me feel like i'm on drugs

[superkeijikun]

What shall we wear today?

BEAUTIFUL GAMES, BEAUTIFUL GAMES!

[vincemanners12]

Oh Dear God..... Ten more!? Just to see this small molded plastic with batteries work!?

[Dinopaterno22]

"piece of plastic" station

[PlagueIndustry]

Dr. Stuart Ashen: Keeping China's Economy Afloat Single-Handedly Since 2007.

[Manonthe3up]

There are TEN MORE after this! :D

[leauxbert]

Ashen, your nightmares are just.... wow. Umm... here you go.

(hands card to Ashen)

It's the number of a wonderful man. He'll be able to help you. Please Mr. Ashen, get help. you have a problem, Mr. Ashen. You have a problem.

[TheOdysseyKid]

@leauxbert Oddly enough..... he's a psychologist

[FlamingIceRock]

@leauxbert hes Dr. Ashens

[Laughtraxx]

@leauxbert The funniest thing is that he is a phsycologist in real life

[dingo596]

@Laughtraxx Failed phsycologist

[SuperLuigiBros]

@leauxbert Anybody who plays with a Popstation has problems.

[Terryracoon]

@leauxbert Fun fact: He (Dr. Ashens) is a psychologist....

[nerfman2227]

@Terryracoon Really?

[Terryracoon]

@nerfman2227 Yeah, in one of his older videos he introduces himself as a "Failed psychologist and internet cunt"

[TopTenCrew]

@leauxbert

He's a PhD certified Psychologist, I don't think going to a shrink will help him too much...

[pandaphil]

Thank you China for flooding the world with this cheap plastic garbage.

[MoonTrigger1]

@pandaphil what about the hot women?

[evilmidget]

god i love bootlegs. i still have my Power Player Super Joy III

[goldensloth7]

You bought... a box... of TEN? You could make a bundle reselling them on eBay!

[sameraldury]

ASHENS WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING?!

[EMBvideos]

this beggening part gives me nitemares. lol

[jakethesnake237]

lol 6:22 "I HAVE A BIG STICK"

[NFSCalex]

PopStation backwards sounds like SHIT.

[kirielvids]

i think you might be technologically masochistic.

[N00bizme]

Lmao wtf?

[luvmelikeudo714]

the song sounds weird even forwards

[smitty618]

What's for dinner? What's for tea? NEO DOUBLE GAMES neo double games

[kaffepulver]

The intro was kinda creepy :P

[TheAkatsuki357]

when you made the opening to did take a hit off of David Firths bong?

[TheiosXaris]

@TheAkatsuki357

I KNEW it!

[Theprocorey2]

super ultimater power lol. pop station POP STAion poP STATioN

[emojo1990]

so.....would now be a bad time to tell you i bought a popbox 360? lol jk, i wouldnt do that to you.

[RedDaVincy]

What shall we play today! Beautiful games! Beautiful games!

[TheWhyevenbother]

that dream was ? and you look like that guy from shutter island

[stewiedude98]

Is it just me, or are these intros getting weirder or what?

[marioandsonicfans64]

i give ya £50 for a signed one of those from u  i live in lowostoft only 30 mins from u

[WolfyThePwner]

Break them :D

[Rablati]

"Turn off your computer and go to sleep!" And then I looked at the clock... It was 3:49 A.M.! Got me there, man... I'm going now :-D

[henrickalmarines]

lol and yet he continues with popstation saga. XD

[luigi14444]

was the ice cream truck tune!

[xMOWERYx]

Where do you buy these amazing games?!?!?!

[ProjectEndgame]

@callOfMW2101 really? If I had hallucinations even half this bad, I'd shoot myself with a bloody revolver.

[elcamino52]

The first 1:40 reminds me so much of Revolution 9.

[noodleboix]

the germaphobic jabbawockee in the beginning scares me

O_O"

[RhythmParadise1]

lol, its 2 am an i kept thinking i should sleep, then suddenly this clip tells me to shut the computer off and sleep.... O_O creepy

[InternetLad]

I don't get it

[milkraccoon]

made in china.

[iakodu]

scary-ass dream

[KingOfGames786]

Did you mention it looks like the V1 Nintendo DS? Or did I miss it? >.<

[gurlzrool]

ew batteries in the back

last i brought batteries wuz 4 da remote

[RobSnake]

the first part of this video really scared me, don't watch it whilst high! holy shit ashens =[

[tweetyaja]

48 peoples disliked this video because it so sad!

[RacerPlanetZX1]

3:19 It thought it was Street Fighter (CITY FIGHTERRRR!) XD

[Tankmin]

i bet if u make it past level 10 it has better graphics than a ps3

[MSteniente77]

ashens needs a ps3 MEDIC!

[milesprowerTV]

The intro fucked me up... bad. xD

[MrFootball365]

Imagine how bad when someone will make a rip-off of the Nintendo 3DS

[DarkStarboye]

@MrFootball365

DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS

[MrFootball365]

@DarkStarboye IF they do make a ripp-off it'll make your eye bleed LOL

[DarkStarboye]

@MrFootball365

Once the game starts your eyes would burst into flames.

[TomSFox]

MONKEY ISLAND REFERENCE!!!

[DjFridolf]

if it was me dreaming that dream about po stations id kill myself ! 

[lbpisgreat]

he woke up with a storm trooper

[Goldberg1337]

I wonder what the people who work at Ashen's local Poundland think of him, lol.

[mikeloaf]

thanks to the first 1.40 or so of this vid, im going to have nightmares about popstations for a month

[cheeseybananas]

if it weren't for my lack of money, the age of this video and your site being down, I'd buy them all. FOR THE LULZ! =D

[AnneHuttonPhoto]

Best one yet!

[saske393]

1:37 xD screaming laugh

[khdarkriku17]

What a terrible nightmare!

[KazeOmegas]

And he woke up with a Bonner~

[psychonaut25]

Dont do drugs and dont play pop station kids

[marcusbenhurr]

hahahhahaha instructions written on a piece of toilet paper

[MarkMythV5]

I had a dream like that few days ago. Honest.

[TheMismess]

lol.i will buy one! XD ...alright..no.thats a lie.i got no money!

[ThePurcy]

WTF at the beginning thats germinally scary 

[homicidalidiot]

Love your series, thank you for the videos!

[Crazyman9300]

where do you find these pos games lol

[twistedtim21]

HaHa

Dr. Ashen thought this was the last popstation review.... 3 years later... STILL reviewing popstations!

[Alasdair1234567]

skip 2 2:00

[twistedreality100]

was he on cocaine when he made this??

[rikku451]

I love the start

[MFAtlas]

Did Terry Gilliam direct the introduction?

[cheetawolf]

i want one... so i can do a smash video. :P

[22percival]

Hi my password is " HullCity " have fun:)

[XxCopelandPS3xX]

Fuck being awake at 4am

[ThirstyonThursday]

You should move here... I sell my blood only takes about 2 hours for $40...

Oh and they're very clear that you're _donating_ your blood, and selling your time.

Selling body fluids being illegal here too ;)

[omgzmaster]

i have fortress guardian but its called helicopter

[GogozRule]

the clone of ashens behaved like the master from doctor who

[GamesNews1]

the beggining was scary o.o

[WhoDaresWins36]

you used to get better games in happy meals

[EMBvideos]

@WhoDaresWins36 you honestly did. i remember getting a sonic the hedge hog game where u jump

[Goatmanification]

IM HAVING THAT NIGHTMARE NOW OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!

[EvilDudeism]

lol its a old school DS

[tomtom561]

i bet he still has some

[theRetroGameGeek]

thumbs up if the first 1:40 of the vid seemed like 3 hours xD

[Fuperbooper]

OH NO! POP DOUBLE GAMES D:

[Cheetah1251]

I had the exact same dream as the beginning last night. But instead of Popstations, it was E.T. for the Atari 2600.

[psychonaut25]

@Cheetah1251 The HORROR.....the horror!!

[LLawleit23days]

puppy station?

[namelessness123]

beginning = mind f*ck

[monkeygra]

This dream is the best thing you've made, Dr. Ashen.

[aznboi992]

HUH! how did you know that i was watching your videos at 9:00 western, which apparently is late where i come from?

[ProManUnitedFan]

On the first one, it thought it was playing street fighter

[toasterstoastyou]

act 1: wtf...

act 2: Almost went deaf...

act 3: wow

[linuxlove4004]

The beginning sounds and looks like something you'd see during a TV signal hijack

[chriss1701]

"This is the last time I'm reviewing Pop-Station anything..." lol

[shockwave952]

whats for dinner? whats for tea? NEO DOUBLE GAMES! NEO DOUBLE GAMES!

[linkindragonsess]

i feel like i was in a bad episode of twight because of the begining...never mined that i mean the twight saga which is just as bad

[WilliD45]

lolwut

[mario64guy]

The beginning is like a bad acid trip. Only worse.

[keithpetro]

CHRIST!

[GODMONSTERRARGH]

What were you smoking before you went to bed Ashens?