The Most Disturbing Sandwhich Commercial Ever: Toasty Torpedos

[EwntZz]

Go make me a woman, sammich!

[samm9657]

not necessarily disturbing, but it is pretty wrong and dirty minded lol

[elbowconsumer]

that's a fucking bargain.

[pineapplepenumbra]

You are the machine's bitch!

[Polarbomb15]

I have the most peculiar erection

[MrFonduemaster1]

I came here from SandwichAndCereal.

[dragonome]

@MrFonduemaster1

So did I

[carllito12]

@MrFonduemaster1 me three

[Kimiomega]

@MrFonduemaster1 x) we're 12 now

[borricuachica]

hahahaha creepy

[hansenator5000]

$4? thats cheep!!!

[ChaosChicken200]

@hansenator5000 sheep*

[OBEYWEEGEE]

"Put it in me, Scott."

LOL

[officialmasada]

try to shove it up your ass

[ShonenShogun2970]

Looks like the Quizno's guy has a fetish for talking ovens.

[xXJoshuaDXx]

Dwon periscope, set course to BURN.

[BuIIfr0g]

If you have a boner right now, you're a faggot.

[davidls11]

@BuIIfr0g Right, like you wouldn't want Scott to put it in you too.

[achfearamhain]

And I jizzed... In... My pants...

[Lakermelon]

:O

[scottandrewhutchins]

Gayest ad ever!!!

[AMOVIEGUY14]

TOASTY

[Denetsu]

I remember laughing so hard at this commercial. I busted out laughing every time the oven said "Put it in me Scott." Hahaha!

[pian14]

...Only 4 dollars?......

[LadyBludgeon]

I always wondered why I love Quinzos over Subway... and now I know.

BTW to all those who thinks the oven is a woman... he isn't. He is a bisexual sex bot and he badly wants Scott to put it in him. :P *softly* Freaky.

[WhiteTiger225]

"Its not lacking any meat, and that's what real women want"

"Put it in me"

"Say it Sexy"

Quiznos, lets face it, we jerk off in your food.

[legend956]

thats why you shouldent get high at work your boss might catch you trying to have sex with an oven

[TheCaledioScope]

that oven sounds like a Pedophile! O_o

[LadyBludgeon]

@TheCaledioScope Naaa... more like a starker/ sexual predator.

[KatarraParson]

A gay oven.....??? Really?

[Panthinoe]

But what's up with the telescope at 0:06?

[wath20]

@Panthinoe I know, hellllla random

[XtRedChaos]

Wouldn't that mean the toaster oven is gay?

[Makoto7494]

@XtRedChaos

What, that oven is CLEARLY a woman.

[Cawksockurmom]

still the best commercial of all time.

[TheAlbinoUnicorn333]

LOL :D

[chloetheANIMEFREAK]

w......t......f

[boomxboomtommy]

thats one smooth toaster

[selearemus]

I have the weirdest boner.

[wath20]

@selearemus you and me both man, you and me both

[AnnaEmery101]

Is it bad that I think these taste good? D:

[ladiet87]

Wondering why subway doing much better

[Jonz66]

DSK Fav sandwich!

[Djmchale]

I remember this!!!

[michaelpayne224]

Is it wrong that this gives me a boner?

[wath20]

@michaelpayne224 hahahha awesome

[11spike7]

I'll bet the freak that wrote this commercial was fired shortly thereafter and is now

hanging around schoolyards.

[YaBoyBr0wn]

fuk quiznos

[gamevingw]

Oh... Sandvich!

[yvrman1964]

your too funny

[PeiinNagato]

LMAO!!!!

Quizznos : hmm hmm hmm HMM HMM

[Cazdc]

D: ......... Enough said.

[mitra32203]

makes me wonder where scott was burned

[Cutelilteen]

Still not as creepy as the Spongmonkeys.

[wath20]

@Cutelilteen I'm not familiar, should i be?

[TheMusicCougar]

@wath20 Just search it up, more funny than disturbing, but still. It's pretty weird. Yet, hilarious.

[Cutelilteen]

@wath20

Sorry, the Spongmonkeys were from an early 2000s internet video. It's of two tariers (sometimes mistaken for rodents) with human mouths superimposed over their faces while they sing a nonsensical song about loving the moon. For some reason, Quizno picked them up and started using them as mascots for a few of their commercials, where they sing about loving the subs.

[Cutelilteen]

@Cutelilteen

* tarsiers

[Jcolinsol]

I hate advertising.

[Firefury12]

ya.... that really makes me want to eat one of there subs

[yvrman1964]

and just what is so fucking "Disturbing" about that? me thinks you need to get out more.

[slewkz]

@yvrman1964 methinks you need to stop copying other peoples comments and get some creativity going on man. looks like it's time for YOU to get out more

[hebrewsmeanjoe]

I'd do Scott.

[Dortegagarcia11]

WHATS THE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE?

[36cheese36]

who would "like" a video of an oven trying to have sex with an innocent guy?, you're all sick fucks :P

[GardenHillislandlake]

i remember this, they changed it, and shortened the commercial

[Golmanspharmacy79]

Gay robot anyone?

[cyberobotic]

That was a homosexual oven! Put it in me? GAY.

[acronus]

Dude, the toaster's talking to me. WTF is in this sandwich?

[ofelixdacat]

Now I want to put some Quizno's in my mouth.

[CojackII]

Put it in me Scott... its over a feet long. Say il sexier Scott...

[epicfailnou]

That oven is such a power bottom.

[SpeakMyMind500]

i think i remember that commercial.

[ryann45]

I remember this....lol

[SantiSerge]

WTF?! Put it in me Scott!?!?!?! LOL!!!!!

[absolvscharizard]

"Oh dude not again, I burned." (Looks at crotch)

[TamaraLee13]

Damn!

[JinNOSify]

holy crap. $4?!

[Lonsoleil]

Quiznos commercials:

Made BY stoners, FOR stoners!

[CB1346]

Four dollas will make Scott Holla!

[animejunky2003]

that is so gay!

[DonutStudios4]

say it sexier ONLY FOR DOLLARS , say it sexier ONLY 4$, say it sexier only for dollas. . . .

[Bluntbows]

this is sorta like the 7 doller foot long sub from subway, well. its 7 dollers in Australia

[theplaymaker15cv]

soo dumb

[LokiJokey]

ummmmmm........

[farmmo4ever]

creepy

[Rocketlauncher59]

How was that disturbing?

[matadorlover994]

@Rocketlauncher59 Well, sir, it was a gay pun. You know, ass sex.

[Rocketlauncher59]

@matadorlover994

I know but this was kinda funny

[Cab0cl0]

@Rocketlauncher59 I bet you're gay

[eritorigon]

Holy crap at 0:05 there is a spy glass type thing in the oven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mammasaymammasaw]

lol I like how after Scott says "NOt doing that again, it burned." He shakes his head then looks down at his crotch!

[lobsterg]

Put it in me Scott

[adevilinmyhead]

@lobsterg thats what she said

[elitefencer777]

5 people didn't enjoy it

[OptimusJel]

Put it in me WITH EXTRA MAYO!

[Piglett31069]

"We both enjoyed that."

BWAAAHAAAHAAAAHAAAHA!!!

[camandhayley]

Are you sure they were advertising "sandwiches"?

[UURBUN956BAM]

wwoooowww...just noticed the spy glass

[1234vetter]

why is there a spyglass at 0:06 ?

[theHoustonStrangler]

"im not doin that again. it burned." LMAO

[voldovsfaust]

its really normal to me... when im in my friends home, mother´s friend say to me "-Go on, put that big, juicy, and venous pizza in my oven-" and then i said "-we are talking abaout real food, right?-"

She never answer...

[ReNae231]

lol he did a toaster

[SarinaSparrow]

whoa, sexual innuendo much?

[theHoustonStrangler]

@SarinaSparrow none

[Paulbarbato]

Whoa. THat oven sure wants Scott to put his torpedo in inside of itself.

[doston1]

Bizarre. There is a spy glass thing. It's what you'd have on a submarine...a lookout glass for the torpedo sub, i guess. Pretty strange ad, but it's awesome. Can't stop laughing. "We both enjoyed that" like it's some fetish Scott hasn't totally bought into yet. A guilty pleasure. Then obviously "put it in me, Scott" and that look on Scott's face. Did this ad only air in major cities?? lol I don't think it'd play well in the sticks! :D

[SicklyChickens]

@doston1 It played in Minneapolis, and we're not really major...

[TranceAnton]

We both enjoy that... Lol

[210dd]

lmao Id definately do the stove....it looks hot ;)

[punca]

i think its funny

[OgnarPliskin]

>:(

[DigiTan000]

BANNED IN 900 COUNTRIES.

[yellowpowah]

@DigiTan000 there are only 195 countries..

[DigiTan000]

@yellowpowah - This ad collapsed the other 705.

[yellowpowah]

@DigiTan000 ahahaha, nice :)

[fredhater68]

hahaha wtf.

[TheMerlinOfAR]

Market research indicates that butt sex makes people hungry for pastrami.

[BlazingSoul333]

only 4 dollars?

[TheTitanic56]

Oven: Scott I want you to do something

Scott: I'm not doing that again I'm burned

:S Wtf!

[Kevlar4000]

Put it in me Scott.... LOL sorry for the first time forgot his name

[Kevlar4000]

Put it in me John.... LOL

[Pieceofschitt2]

He was in heat

[Whatever27213]

The spyglass was put their, wasnt in the original commerical, I checked

[ShadowMario64]

Lol scott/oven. wooooow.

[vetdetta]

Um, so is that oven "tainted?" grosssss.......No special sauce for me thank you.

[mouse264]

Yes, TehSexualDeviant.

Scott/Oven = OTP

[TehSexualDeviant]

ScottxOven, anyone?

[73Cheetah]

maybe it's the toaster spying out at scott's torpedo

[OCARINAGAMR]

IM NOT DOING TAHT AgaIN IT BURNED...>.>

[davidls11]

If I had a nickel for every time I said "Put it in me, Scot."

[nick0478]

Did they plan that or was someone not paying attention

[SirBraxton1989]

Is it bad that I'm turned on by a sandwich?

[iLoveEatingPie]

and what the fuck is the periscope supposed to mean

[iLoveEatingPie]

idiotic commercial

[mhndi]

what the fuck!!!

[Jh5kRadio]

I don't get it.

[makilicious1]

mwashahahahaha looooove the commercial/... put it in me :D hahahaha lol

[theirkenboy01]

quiznos..mmmmm... disturbing

[pickledpigsfeet]

put those 12 inches in me. yeah baby.

[sorakairi1993]

Personally I don't find anything disturbing about this

[BluSk0rpi0n]

Disturbing yet VERY funny commercial!!!!!

[popularguy3]

And the fail of the day goes to MTV44 for spelling sexier wrong. secier is not a word xD typo or not that is a mega fail. By the way this commercial is disturbing but funny as hell xD "say it sexier" "put it in me" rofl!

[multisoadfan1]

jezz i imagine u eat one its so hot that u'll explode

[TheFatGuy1231]

hows that disturbing

[ultimatenewb1]

put it in me

[Shannoe07]

I love Quiznos I think they have best sandwich's

[nomadicsky]

I'd let Scott put it in me.

[popularguy3]

@nomadicsky You're retarded -.- joke or not that's fucking disgusting, and why the hell did you make a video of the new york subway? no one gives a fuck about that, you moron.

[wath20]

@popularguy3 troll.

[fuckXtheXsystem]

Wasn't this banned?

[panther0567]

You could say "that's what she said" about pretty much every line in this commercial. Example:

"Put it in me Scott"

"It's over a foot of Quizno's flavor"

"Only four dollars"

[adi1096]

"It's over a foot of Quizno's flavor"

?? No

[LaReggeaton]

*sexy voice*:Only, 4 dollars.

[spikelover99]

I love scott's face after,put it in me scott. xD!

[spikelover99]

This is how you really attract customers. along with the five dollar Foot long. :) xD

[FuccThatShitNigga]

LMAO i get it now! That random spy glass was a homosexual refference. See that toaster is obviously a male, scott is a male. Now what does that gotta do with the spyglass? Who used spyglasses? PIRATES! Pirates and men of the sea in general were often known to engage in homosexual acts. Put it in me scott indeed.

Damn subliminals.

[TheRetroZombie]

"Now bend over scott"

[lieutenantcracker]

If only this were a double-toasted sandwich "...put it in me, then take it out-- then put it in me again, and take it out... Ohhh... SO good!"

[rayblack2004]

queer advert

[hissbitequeen]

@rayblack2004 what's queer about it? if you have a filthy enough mind to make this out to be more than it is then are you too dumb to realize that everyone partakes in sex, not just "queer" that you imply.

[kitemann000]

what. the. fuck. "put it in me scott" fuuuuuuuuuuuu

[xxXpitboyXxx]

thats my black friend's nick name... toasty torpeedo

[911turbo5]

Put it in me put it in me slowly

[bloodrunsclear]

Um...between this and carniwhore Quiznos has lost their minds O_o

[halogod830]

They need to clean that toaster. It's a very "dirty" toaster.

[1997nmh]

damn! what where they thinking?

[trickorcheat]

Oven: Yes Scott

Scott: Only 4 Dollars

Oven: Moar

Scott: 4 Dollars

Oven: That's right! Put it in me! Put your feces in me! Touch me! Touch me as sexy as you can! That's right! Give me a golden shower! FUCK me! FUCK me for hours! I love you looooooong tiiiiiiiiiiime!!!

[mrcrackerboy]

lol put it in me scott

[mistafields]

that music in the back just sets the mood. lmao

[VanessaHudgensSux]

I'm sooooo ROFLMAO-ing right now!

[PrincessKiller1]

lol I love that commercial XD

[Rock4life93]

oven : " saying it sexy."

scott: "only four dollars."

oven: "sexier"

scott: "only four dollars."

oven: "sexier!"

scott: " ONLY FOUR FUCKING DOLLARS!"

[EcdsKO1323O]

Over a foof of flavor of slim sleek ciabatta

LMAO

[DarkPhoenixAndRook]

LOL!

[Czaendermajer]

good thats...GAY▐▐▐

[qwertasdcfghjklmo24z]

We both enjoyed that!

Put it in me Scott.

LMAO

[Superbowserfreak11]

Burritto lol!

[soylentteal]

Now how many calls to Frisco's 911 line were caused by this ad?

[stupidemo711]

we both enjoyed that lol

[dragonr00]

Put it in me Scott.

Scott: 0.o

"not again it burn