@vileone13 In Olde Schoole D&D, a magic weapon COULD have up to a +10 enchantment bonus versus a specific creature type (up to +5 standard bonus and up to +5 specialized bonus on top of that), so you might come up with a Battle Axe +3/+7 vs. Dragons as an example. Mr. Cheetos' knife here was probably +4/+9 or +5/+9 vs. Giants (since ogres would fall under the Giants category). Such weapons are pretty rare, of course.
@mecampbellesq ...and the bane of mages and clerics everywhere...and a further reminder of why it's important to have fighters, rangers, monks or other warrior-type classes in your party. Years ago I played a wild elf barbarian--one of two warriors in a party of six--and a beholder started stomping our party...that is, until my barbarian climbed out of a river and ran into melee with it. She didn't even take out the big eye, either...just stabbed until he dropped. :-)
And then, seeing as she scored the deathblow (and thus, according to her tribe's custom, entitled her to first claim from the kill), Zendelle the Barbarian used her Leatherworking skill to make a mantle from the beholder's skin. Salt and fire mummified the little eyeballs, so she ended up with a tough cape with a big, closed eye on her chest and a bunch of eyestalks hanging off the shoulders. She proudly wore that mantle forever after. :-)
@SpectralSpiral I don't see how Nsinger could say that anyway, seeing as Galstaff's player's voice has that distinct whine to it, and the elf's player's voice has a slight lisp and sounds entirely different. So anyone with a keen ear will disagree with Nsinger as well.
Also, we keen-eared D&D nerds would like Nsinger to know that the name is "Mordenkainen". ;-p
i dont understand these video rehashes? stop taking up space on the internet
an0id 1 year ago
Great vid - loved the cartoon version!
ASilvershade 1 year ago
Best show ever!
tbonepearson 1 year ago
the original one is WAY better
djdragoneyes 1 year ago
Wow you spliced the clips perfectly with the audio!! Great job, it made it so much more hilarious!! XD
Reicharu 2 years ago
I also don't think there is suck a thing as a +9 to anything with weapons...the most it goes is like +5
vileone13 2 years ago
Epic levels sir.
starwoof 2 years ago 8
@vileone13 In Olde Schoole D&D, a magic weapon COULD have up to a +10 enchantment bonus versus a specific creature type (up to +5 standard bonus and up to +5 specialized bonus on top of that), so you might come up with a Battle Axe +3/+7 vs. Dragons as an example. Mr. Cheetos' knife here was probably +4/+9 or +5/+9 vs. Giants (since ogres would fall under the Giants category). Such weapons are pretty rare, of course.
BloodyBay 1 year ago
what about a music video request with
song: obsession at 04:28 by see saw from .hack//sign original soundtrack 2002
footage: all dungeons and dragons episodes
1983 (no intro scene)
poopybooyah 3 years ago
HOLY SHIT! 2:21 Thats the monster from Baldur's Gate!!!!!
BlueWolf245 3 years ago
Dude, that's a Beholder, an Iconic D&D monster...
mecampbellesq 3 years ago 6
@mecampbellesq ...and the bane of mages and clerics everywhere...and a further reminder of why it's important to have fighters, rangers, monks or other warrior-type classes in your party. Years ago I played a wild elf barbarian--one of two warriors in a party of six--and a beholder started stomping our party...that is, until my barbarian climbed out of a river and ran into melee with it. She didn't even take out the big eye, either...just stabbed until he dropped. :-)
BloodyBay 1 year ago
And then, seeing as she scored the deathblow (and thus, according to her tribe's custom, entitled her to first claim from the kill), Zendelle the Barbarian used her Leatherworking skill to make a mantle from the beholder's skin. Salt and fire mummified the little eyeballs, so she ended up with a tough cape with a big, closed eye on her chest and a bunch of eyestalks hanging off the shoulders. She proudly wore that mantle forever after. :-)
BloodyBay 1 year ago
Galstaff and the guy complaining about having cast morton cytons faithful watchdog are the same dude.
Nsinger998 3 years ago
The online script and everyone else on youtube who's made a video with this audio disagree with you.
SpectralSpiral 3 years ago 3
to be honest I'm going with the Official video called "Summoner Geeks" also, The elf has a lisp and the guy arguing about the watchdog does not.
Nsinger998 3 years ago
@SpectralSpiral I don't see how Nsinger could say that anyway, seeing as Galstaff's player's voice has that distinct whine to it, and the elf's player's voice has a slight lisp and sounds entirely different. So anyone with a keen ear will disagree with Nsinger as well.
Also, we keen-eared D&D nerds would like Nsinger to know that the name is "Mordenkainen". ;-p
BloodyBay 1 year ago
sorry to be nit picky but its mordenkainen's faithful hound...
vileone13 2 years ago
Great work THANKS!
luc444 3 years ago
lol, iv seen like a million versions of this..
it never gets old
chiackproductions 3 years ago
nice, fits together perfectly
Darksteel85 3 years ago
Rofl
tyranidcarnifex555 3 years ago
This is VERY cool! Great job!
sinistermoon 4 years ago
very funny
JamesTCA 4 years ago