Asda Colleagues Messing About

[JakeTheBeck]

After watching this, im proud to say i shop at Morrisons.

[Ibanez2855]

I work at Asda I no how miserable boring and depressing it is we don't go as far as kicking ppl on the floor tho lol

[Mikeyvts]

Is this work experience for retards?

[Chemmykins]

LOL! The kid below definitely got made redundant.

[tennerdeal]

Asda and its cult is for spastics.

if you work at asda you have to have a submissive nature.

your all mugs and your food tastes of nothing its bland

its a pound shop nearly every thing is a pound

so if you work there your a dick head and are brainwashed with asda politics

[llpalm08]

@tennerdeal Right I havnt got annoyed like this on youtube for over 2 years now. What is your problem, i started up asda about 5 weeks ago and i have found it quite enjoyable and quite a good experience. Ive not had any problems up there with anyone and have found that its not a bad place to work. You have somehow managed to call me a DH 7 months before i even started. And why am i a DH for WORKING (at a nice place, with nice people) rather than scrounging off the government on the dole.

[tennerdeal]

Asda and its cult is for spastics.

if you work at asda you have to have a submissive nature.

your all mugs and your food tastes of nothing its bland

its a pound shop nearly every thing is a pound

so if you work there your a dick head and are brainwashed with asda politics

[rerthkljnx]

NOTHING MUCH CHANGED THERE

[deanyo2790]

OMG sort ya head out you doing the irish dance get a life

[icantfrank]

@deanyo2790 They are obviously making the most of a bad situation and havin a laugh in work, i doubt they love asda. Cheer up you miserable cunt!

[fruitbizzle]

fucking inbred

[fruitbizzle]

fucking inbred

[Peersie96]

NAA THO uz r all fuckin gay

[allthings321]

i got this on my phone lol

[Scrabbler27]

I wanna work there

[hollaplayer07]

i once met a guy from asda,

i said to him

hey go and grab a few of your colleagues and we can change a light bulb!

hahahahaha

[darylsblog]

lol

[darylsblog]

Why do they all look a bit, well retarded?

Oh I see..

[ImLonelyLinda]

I'd like to see you try and call me a retard to my face!

[darylsblog]

Why do have a fetish for that sort of thing? Retard. Or are you a fat ugly gunt (google gunt) who likes a slap?

[ImLonelyLinda]

Shows how much you really know about me fella! I see you like to fantasise about bein a hardman givin it the big un sat behind your computer. Whatever rocks your boat!

[darylsblog]

And how little you know. read the profile (it`s fellas)

And quite frankly were chuffed that a sap like you is still biting at this bait psml.

Now fuck off and have your period you cunt

[ImLonelyLinda]

So it takes 8 people to type out one msg does it? whos the retard now? this is my final msg so reply with whatever gets you off cause at the end of the day, you're a bunch of pussies! So give me working at asda for a lifetime on a low wage over bein you for even one hour, any fucking day of the week! Laters faggots xx

[darylsblog]

PMSL. I life time dressed like and acting like a cunt. Oh and you sign off accusing us of being faggots with kisses. How sweet. Now go suck daddies cock bitch.

[agressiveinliner]

@darylsblog its pmsl not psml

[charleyboy74]

I cant believe how much shit you guys get upto, from looking at the other videos on here, almost ready to give up my carrer in I.T to come work for you. looks a bloody laugh

[xlegendarymox]

lol nice produce backup thought don't like the standards of it!

[Andrew932]

i wopk at asda and i fucking hate all thaat american hippy happy colleague bullshit. and i'd love to murder that bloke on the tannoy and replace those bullshit songs with some lovely pendulum.

send me back to tesco with its moody, depressing and boring place to work.

[ImLonelyLinda]

This aint no american hippy happy bullshit! If anything what we were doing was going against the system!

[jamesdanielwebber]

bell ends!! asda = gipsy store + hu ever made this has a £1 fone!

[gkj35]

IQ - 0

But they do work for peanuts so the rich get richer, bless em - hoorar!

MD Chatham branch

[CHENDY666]

great videoship here

[Seethru81]

THIS was back by popular demand? bullshit.

[ImLonelyLinda]

lol calm down fella!

[lfcdolbear]

INTERNET NERDS FTW!

[Quantum4ndy]

lol , "gorms" , at 0:06 , he looks about 7

[angloengland]

This explains why no one was watching the CCTV when our car was stolen LOL Please watch my video if you're local to Sutton 'Criminals Operate in this Car Park - Asda Sutton'

[PixiieDust93]

LOL

Asda PWNS all the other supermarkets

Go Team Asda

xD

[IWANTSEXWITHKATE]

lol that was done on a sony erricson because i have one and i no that music and text

[kottonmouthUK]

Get back to work you lazy bastards! hahaa just kiddin! But seriously is that ginger kid even old enough to be employed!?!

[Norphax]

HAHAHAHA!

[aberdeenfc1983]

arthur boruc at 10 seconds :O

lol

[jekylllord]

Haha. What if your boss sees that....

[COLETTEDAVE]

it's £6.03 now for day colleagues. Bloody crap

[Carcrashtm]

HAHA. This is amazingggg :D

[onekandanman]

i get just under 8 quid an hr social life fucked tho work nights

[ChildrenInGasMasks]

hahaha at that fat little ginger fuck. he has the funniest face ever

[84rich84]

i wouldnt get out of bed for what store workers get , i work at an asda depot where the pay is alot better and you get alot more breaks

[wooleybugs]

there is a guy on the video called nick- he is a sex pest from chorley and likes to send perverted text messages to colleagues on his friends phone.his girlfriend doesn't know-yet

[kieran7777]

it aint no basic wage .basic wage is like 5pound...asda r on like £6.89 an hour or sumink like that

[ImLonelyLinda]

yea fucking right, it is a basic wage. £6.89? what a joke!

[ryan51leagues]

5.81

[kieran7777]

nahhh i worked in the sutton branch in surrey..and was on 6.69 an hour..trust me.i wasnt a key colleague or manager.that was the standard wage for us.i would still be there but they sacked me for gross misconduct

[ryan51leagues]

o well im getting bumped along with 500 others in my store eh, anyway wont be there much longer its a shit run company on the slide

[kieran7777]

well no not realy.a few other stores are on the same amount.when i first started i was on £5.54 then went up to 5.81 then 6.09 and then 6.69 and that was in a space of 2 years.the sutton branch is massive and can afford to pay the staff that.and a message for you lonely linda...it wasnt a joke.its the gods honest truth.why would i joke?? what would i achieve out of that eh?

[ImLonelyLinda]

Alright calm down fella, just a figure of speech! Im on £5.81 an hour, most stores pay the same per hour.

[themadmusketeer]

Great video, made me smile. Good to know that the people who work in ASDA still have time to have a laugh off the shop floor-they work hard enough for a basic wage, and certainly don't get many thanks for it. Good for you guys!

[oldfashionedman]

I saw no examples of anybody 'working hard' here. This video is a disgrace and a very poor example to our youth.

[FE7588]

You need to chill the hell out.

[LucidLeminem]

jesus christ is a dis...i can't even say it im laughing that hard - he's a disgrace then yeah? nice one oldfashionedman LMAO

[oldfashionedman]

You are now making things up, things that i have not said. I was merely quoting the bible.

[LucidLeminem]

Growing your hair long is disrespectful eh? hmmm correct me if i'm wrong but i dont see any images of jesus christ sporting a crew cut, do you oldfashioned man? so is he a bad example too then?

[oldfashionedman]

The bible is very clear on this actually.

Does not the very nature of things teach you that if a man has long hair, it is a disgrace to him, but that if a woman has long hair, it is her glory? (1 Corinthians 11: 14-15, NIV)

[LucidLeminem]

So you're Officially calling Jesus Christ Dis oh gosh, i am so done here - you've definitely made me giggle.ciao.

[thecockneycockend]

i dont know why you all keep replying to this fucking knob cheese fucktard oldfashionedman. he is clearly a mentally difficient moron in need of a fucking good kicking.

[thecockneycockend]

oldfashionedman you are a fucking gay prick. you probably drink and take drugs on a regular basis and then tug your tiny fucking cock over pictures of naked black men. why dont you just do the world a favour and gas yourself to death you worthless fucking shit.

[oldfashionedman]

This despicable comment only goes to prove the low standards that people have come to accept as the norm. This is truly unacceptable.

[TheGreatSpecila]

come and join the movement!

bebo

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/asdawal-mart

[Gundwane]

I wasn't gonna post any more, but after my earlier comment about customers I had a gem of an incident in my store whilst I was on shift. I, along with one of my colleagues, happened upon a used pair of female underpants (lightly discolored) which had been discarded upon the floor of our supermarket. And you think the colleagues behave badly? lol.

[oldfashionedman]

This is yet another example of the moral decline being exhibited by the people of this once great country. It only saddens me further that people use others unethical actions to justify their own low standards of behaviour.

[LucidLeminem]

i work in asda leyton as a greeter and we have loads of fun too! good on you gundwane and imlonelylinda - im showing some solidarity here because oldfashionedman is alot like the orangutan - an endangered species. he is clearly threatened by changing climates and as a result his mind becomes closed an unnacceptable to new things. but with videos and colleagues like these - there's no place like asda! lol

[oldfashionedman]

My mind is open to new things, obviously I use the internet and I enbrace such positive change. Unfortunatly, there are still people who feel it is acceptable to play the fool and not take their work seriously. How can I allow my children to view material such as this? I do not want them to grow up to be degenerate individuals who feel that taking drugs, growing your hair long and mucking about is normal in society.

[TRWolf]

Its hardly doing any harm, its backstage. I used to work at M&S next door to it, and we messed around similarly too, its just a bit of fun backstage, on the floor you have to be serious and stuff, so its nice to relax a bit backstage.

[oldfashionedman]

It is doing harm. What if young children watched this and saw what really goes on in Asda? Its simply unacceptable to carry on like this. A child could be tainted and scarred by this behaviour, but do they give any thought to that? No, because we live in a society where people would rather muck about and think about themselves than some poor old woman who only wants to buy some apples, but can't because these selfish characters are wasting time acting the giddy goat.

[TRWolf]

scarred? Ok, you're either a crap comedian, or a total idiot.

[oldfashionedman]

You are the idiot if you think that its fine to get paid only to muck about. Its costing tax payers money and destroying the illusion that Asda colleagues and respectable role models.

[TRWolf]

Yep, you're an idiot. I get the impression you're trying to be ironic or satirical but failing badly.

[oldfashionedman]

This is ywt another example of low standards in our society. That people like you think it is acceptable to brand people with such abusive terms as "idiot" without a thought for the other persons feelings is an utter disgrace. I shpuld report you to youtube for this.

[TRWolf]

You called me an idiot in reply, idiot.

Its kind of obvious you're trying to be funny, but you fail, sorry.

[oldfashionedman]

I certainly did not call you an idiot, there was an 'if' in my statement. Your attitudes are highly innapropraite. Its vulgar that people feel that have to resort to abuse like this.

[ImLonelyLinda]

One more comment from you oldfashionedman then i will block you for being an absolute cock.

[thecockneycockend]

i have seen many instances on youtube where YOU have resorted to basic verbal abuse, abusing people youve never even met. i'd wager that you are a sad, deluded keyboard warrior with a microscopic penis. i hope that when you read this you involuntarily do a sex wee in your brown cords. arsehole.

[Gundwane]

Ummm... costing taxpayers money? Where on earth do you get the impression that ASDA colleagues are paid from the treasury? I wish we were, public sector workers get a better wage than we. And by the by, my store in Aberdeen has much the same fun. Good for you guys! Keep it up!

[oldfashionedman]

I once visited Aberdeen and founbd it to be a lovely city, but it is utterly wrong for you to promote this disgraceful behaviour. I fear for the British way of life.

[LucidLeminem]

Well thats up to you as a responsible parent whether or not you've raised your children appropriately. if they can distinguish right from wrong and have an OUNCE of common sense then they'll know the "correct way" to act in a place of work.and as for this taking drugs and growing your hair long crap - you're telling me you've NEVER done ANYTHING "degenerate?

[oldfashionedman]

I most certainly have not ever done anything degenerate. If you consider it acceptable to grow your hair long and take drugs, than I am afarid you have to taken the path to moral corruption.

[Gundwane]

I knew you were gonna use that line! lol. So utterly predictable. I am not justifying my actions because I do not believe they need any justification. My aim was to put the video above into perspective. The men shown are only having some inncoent fun. Most are simply smiling at the camera. And, by the by, long hair is not immoral. Drugs are, I'll grant you, but long hair? Closed mindedness is a more severe evil in this world.

[Gundwane]

I'm not trying to justify the actions of the guys in the video I should say.

[LucidLeminem]

ts oldfashionedman will end up reflect the life of a VHS player, becoming obselete and sold on ebay for beer money.

[oldfashionedman]

It is no suprise that alcohol is the root of your immoral views.

[oldfashionedman]

i am not the close minded one. I only pray for acceptable standards of decency, and growing your hair long is disrespectful. There should be no such thing as 'innocent fun' in the workplace. These people have been given a job and have been trusted to carry out their duties. The public should be able to look up to asda colleagues as role models, but what do we see? Grown men who act like children.

[Gundwane]

Firstly I have to note that I cannot condone the insults meted out to you by some of the more vocal posters here. Innocent fun in the workplace is widely accepted as normal, and is in my opinion something to be encouraged. It keep people sane, it keeps them smiling and in a job such as theirs it is badly needed. As long as the duties of the workers are fulfilled, and in my store they always are, there can be no problem. At this point I shall say that we ust agree to disagree.

[oldfashionedman]

The duties of the workers could be fulfilled much more effecently than this. These people are being paid to act the fool.

[thecockneycockend]

why dont you remove your tiny penis from your cum drenched hands and get out of the house for a while, shit for brains?

[LucidLeminem]

LMAO!

[Gundwane]

Finally, as for long hair. It is not disrespectful to anyone. It is a form of self expression. Again, some people are disrescpectful to people and society in their appearence, but that is a personal issue and people with long hair are not to be all tarred with the same brush. After all, were such basic freedoms as self expression not the reason our great nation has gone to war so often and at such cost?

[Gundwane]

I can't see me leaving many more comments. I can only imagine now that you, oldfashionedman, are actually aiming to wind people up by expressing such bizzare views. I work hard in my store, and it's a thankless job as sadly most customers are in fact rude and inconsiderate. Sir, you talk about how you fear for the 'British way of life' after seeing behaviour such as this. I wonder how you would feel viewing Britain from our perspective.

[oldfashionedman]

Get them all sacked. This is irresponsible behaviour. Asda staff should be role models for young children and yet this is how they act? I'm disgusted.

[Shoesux]

.Just shut the fuck up. Idiot .

[Shoesux]

Shut up

[englander1971]

I am now reporting this video to the Asda Horwich Store Manager.

[TRWolf]

Let us know whether he laughs in your face BEFORE looking at it or after.

[Darryl1980]

Stand up for yourself there! Notice all the fooling around when on back of shop? Everybody is entitled to some fun, helps with moral and productiverty!

Good on you mate! Was in that very ASDA this very morning. If i see you guys fooling around i shall come and shake your hands!

Keep it up!

[KingJiffyJaffa]

I cant believe youve actually put this back on! I take it you want to get sacked? good luck buddy tryna pass this one off!