Warhammer 40'000 THE TAU GET OWNED

[Urielliam]

This storyline makes no sense, The Astrate doesn't report to a Governor, much less take orders from them

[will1234565667]

Ok yes the raven guard don't go out in broad daylight. but their gene father could go anywhere day or night and no one would see him unless he wanted you too. And space marines aren't nice warriors, they follow orders so I do not see how what they did was evil at all. to slitor. if you read the book fire warrior, he only made it through to the end because of a bolt round that failed to blow up when it hit his face. FYI in the book the fire warrior is lost to chaos anyway.

[slitor]

And then a single firewarrior owned EVERYONE!

Including two Obliteratiors at a time.

[TheBeatifulman]

you dont often see space marines portrayed so evil.

[IvO09]

which chapter of space marines was that?

[PNDRazor]

@IvO09 Raptors, I think

[Toetalwar]

i dislike the tau on the table top. because pf their story. and the arrogance that follows the greater good. Imperium for life!

[will1234565667]

say something now tau losers!! and an 8 foot tall armored freak sneaks up on you cause he is the shit! ask the raven guard how they do it fool!

[Iamsosmartest]

@will1234565667 Well, the Raven Guard sure as hell doesn't do it by walking in broad daylight. :/

[JudgeDee7]

@will1234565667 Jesus calm down

[marineooo5]

Anyone who runs is a FireWarrior. Any one who stands still, is a well disciplined Fire Warriror

[Katiaxxxxxx]

"Tau get owned"

...

Did you even play this game? O_o

[LoneWolfLazarus]

Lmao at the Tau dude at 0:57 legging it rofl!

[leehocking514]

How come the ground units are american?

[bludgerable]

@leehocking514 the action guys are always american :/

[ImperialElite666]

Those arse wipes whow think the space mariens are pussys can go FU*K themselves, they think that just because the Angels of Death PWN some Xenos gives them the right to go off thier heads at them, well BULLSH*T you Heratics Won't stand a FU*KING CHANCE against them so get over you Democratic Hissy fit and SHUT THE FU*K UP!!!!!!!!!!!

[MitchofSmeg]

@ImperialElite666 Depends which marines, stock/ultra are a newbies gift, very good and easy to roll, wolves, dark angels and blood angels tend to be for the more effective player due to learning curve with their specialist doctrines and wargear.

[ImperialElite666]

@MitchofSmeg i know what you are talking about i was just giving that blaphmas heathens a tast of my steel after all wouldn't you be offended if some on called you a pussy face?

[ImperialElite666]

@Maaztx IS A HERATIC

[Jacknic12]

Yeah and then my Eldar pirates will pop up and make you explode from the inside before you even get a chance to fckin move!

[alexroma1988]

FOR THE EMPEROR!!

[EveofBattle]

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE FUCKING SPACE MARINES, SCREW YOURSELF LIKE I DID TO YOUR MOMS, STFU AND GTFO!

[blaines100]

lol @danielzilla60 grey knight space marines bitch well get up close and fuck you up or at range plus phychic powers bro what are you talking about tua are to old to win/necrons will just rape tau nowadays

[baconissmart]

Tau = space mexicans no one cares for em and wtf take kroot out they so worthless. only decent tau is battlesuits and thats all fags play.

[MrKoiking1]

@baconissmart i play tau, they arn't the best but they are very good if you know your tactics

[danielzilla60]

@baconissmart tau rapes everyone and everything in their path.

Before you even get into range you would be wiped out and if you do get close enough kroot are beast up close.learn 2 play

[MitchofSmeg]

@danielzilla60 My tank company tends to disagree with your statement.

[LordFrostwind]

How does an 8 foot tall armored freak of nature sneak up on someone?

[BurningRed117]

@LordFrostwind very carefully

[Versidious]

@BurningRed117 Aw, I was going to say that! :-(

[braith117]

@LordFrostwind By reciting the litany of stealth

[MitchofSmeg]

@LordFrostwind By a few decades of learning the art of "not being seen" as a scout.

[Triszin]

@LordFrostwind cause when you see it, you think its a statue

[Manyskins]

@LordFrostwind

Quietly.

[NAMEMEPLEASE]

@LordFrostwind Like a boss, thats how.

[Revenantch]

@LordFrostwind maybe teleportet in?^^

[TheWatzitooya]

@LordFrostwind I don't why they NEED to sneak up on someone...

[crazydudeofcrazyness]

@LordFrostwind With the Emporers blessing. And it's 10 feet tall in full power armour

[lingojac]

Gotta admit, having a 40k game villainize the Imperium is kind of a breath of fresh air from all the Imperial stories out there.

[gatheringdarkness247]

who's the lowest form of life now?

[SovietPlatypus]

Not a very good game , lol

[DarkPrinceNH5570]

This is so fucked up. Tau had a HEIRARCHY bloodline there. Samoan Islands have something called the TAU island? Im not part of it. I was born WEST Samoa.

Forgot what I was going to say. But yes, the TAU are badass. And are an ancient "race" of people that been traced through culture and stories?

[DarkShadowMk4]

@Maaztx To be honest, many people dislike the Tau on tabletop because they see them as a massively OP shooty force, however they have their own serious weaknesses which make them near ineffective in melee (I know I've played as them enough) :P They shouldn't be disliked that much due to fluff, as tbh the idea of a 'new' race in the universe was a good one, in comparison to the other races with ancient histories surrounding them.

[reddredd100]

for the greater good !!!

[RC5619]

Brings back such agonizing memories of when I played this game the Final Boss it depression inducing the first time through, at least space monkeys (chaos raptors named so because of the screeching sound they make) only take 1 rail rifle shot to die.

[MrLawrenceV]

1:26, even 38,000 years later, the curb stomp remains a very effective tactic.

[Liamrg07]

and thats why space marines r better :)

[hamsterminator]

IT was a PC game also.

[BenW1991NE]

this is a ps2 game called Tau Fire Warrior bla bla bla u fight IG, then SM's, then Chaos

[azuer143]

In this vid.. A bolter really fires 1 round.. not like an m4a1 in the games like DoW..

For the Emperor.. Purge Kill Maim Burn!!!!!!!!

[notenufdaka]

@azuer143 it has rapid fire capabilities tough the SM generaly use them on single shot, as not to waste ammo

[azuer143]

@notenufdaka in the Board game (table top).. it could shoot 2 rounds simultaneously.. thats the burst mode.. but not automatic..

[Nagneto]

Uh, the Tao ALWAYS get owned.

[shad0wtal0n1]

this is fire warrior

[Huzi5]

Ah, a good old "Fire Warrior". It have been years since i played this game.

[Zaneth0]

Since when did the Astartes take orders from pussy planetary govenors? Those marines should've told him to go to Chaos! (Then kill the Tau anyway, it looks like the Deathwatch take attacked them.)

[footballhead707]

wat game is this?

[Shokkur]

Capturing someone and then asking if they should leave someone alive? What the hell pussy chapter is this?

[skote77]

@pigsdofly6 The emperor that is dust and bones ?

[bjarked47]

he alle can see that the man is the badgays and the tau the good gays so for the greater good

[Archy11102]

kill the alien, burn the heretic, purge the unclean

[McCamodrake]

How the fuck did those fire warriors let those space marines get so close?

[Borg639]

How on earth did i get here via a Hitler rants video?

[lcmiracle]

@Borg639 because there was a Hilter ranting video where he rants on the new Necron rules in the 5th edition of the Rulebook

[ixonixas]

ok so what the hell is this? The new warhammer 40k game?

[kakoroto]

@ixonixas no a old 1 from 2003 i think

[Iugulo]

@kakoroto Jup, called "Firewarrior"

[thetobbit]

@ixonixas

FIRE WARRIOR!!

old school ps2/notsurewhatelse

Decent game when i played it

This is why I still can't view space marines as totally good... when playing Space Marine

[Warhammer40k47]

@thetobbit Mmm i see a new recruit for the imperial guard.

[azuer143]

@ixonixas its a game way back.. its called fire warrior.. I played it at ps2.

[emtbuckeye]

@ixonixas firewarrior i think

[Fleegal101]

@ixonixas You can't be serious..

[UberFAKnNooB]

@ixonixas It played kind of like Halo. Wasn't a great game, but it was decent.

[Richard600606]

this game got the bolter rounds correct. each bullet is large, rocket propelled, and explodes inside the enemies body

[nerdsownify]

Ive never seen this before where can one find the rest of this video?



[krossyboy]

space marines are such assholes



[Isahn666]

@krossyboy WHAT EVA WHAT EVA WE DO WHAT WE WANT! :P

[AnomalyINC]

@krossyboy It's Warhammer 40.000. Everyone is an asshole.

[albertjester]

@AnomalyINC some are just more assholey than others, with verying degrees of enjoyment in their assaholeism.

[AnomalyINC]

@albertjester Granted.

[xhunterforest]

one of my most favorate old games for the PS2. gotta love it. :)

[Brikmaker567]

what kind of ammo are those space marines using? exploding tau?

[MultiBadboy666]

@Brikmaker567 thats standard ammo for bolter gun

[jvry8c]

seems like the best way to handle the xenos threat.

[Maaztx]

Not stereotyping but why do so many people hate the Tau

[SPARTAIN088]

@Maaztx "They pretend they're all badass with their huge ass anime suits and long talks - but under that's a fucking little coward, who can't fight for shit. Also they're communists. And they have a vagina for a nose."

The general answer you would be given on a forum.

[Maaztx]

@SPARTAIN088 Now I could be a jerk like you and tell you off about a bunch of stuff how your just a troll and what not but I'm very keen to know as to what you play in Warhammer 40k or what your experiences are with it. Now I am not looking for an argument I might inform you... But yes that would be a general answer on a forum because people are jerks like you and that would be answer for that... Also if you really think Tau are cowards thats fine but St 10 Ap 1 Range 72" Hmmm... I'm Happy!

[Maaztx]

@SPARTAIN088 Hey its me again regarding the whole communism thing If im not mistaken almost every army in 40k has a communistic or a dictatorship so that was pretty pathetic right there. Most races would be fairly useless without armor I'm sure un-armored Tau vs Space Marine the Marine would win I mean thats obvious... but I've killed a six man unit of space wolf terminators with 3 battlesuits so while wearing amor I think there pretty kick-ass. Also nose vagina haha thats a good one!

[LaMusiqueetlabeat]

@SPARTAIN088 I know u didnt represent ur own ipinion. I think its just wise to stay out of melee. less casualties. also they arent big so they would lose anyway I guess? also melee is cruel. isnt that race into astethicism,philosophy? so of course melee is kinda barbarian for them. and they r just right on that if u see it from a neutral stand point. but of course space marine player just want everybody to believe melee is damn cool and manly, so that everybody thinks they are.

[LaMusiqueetlabeat]

@SPARTAIN088 but hey its kinda cool if the players do the trash talk that their characters would do in the world of 40k. ;-) creates atmosphere. other then wow players that are talking about their slow computers - ingame. never played wow, just heard of it.

[LaMusiqueetlabeat]

@Maaztx I just started watchin' WH40k videos and ima buy Space Marines. So idk much about the universe. But as far as I know, their cause seems good to me. Maybe lots of guys just wanna be badasses instead of philosophically thinking beings. They might think of em as soft and pussies and whatever...but is someone who thinks like that the actual WH40k player? Arent most of em math or computer science/informatics students? :-)

[Maaztx]

@LaMusiqueetlabeat Yes some people don't even play 40k and think they know every thing about it... it's frustrating but good fot you on becoming a wargamer I personally believe you shouldn't judge someone for there army and play style and all though space marines really aren't my thing I'm happy for you... damn do I sound like a Tau ha I think I do

[LaMusiqueetlabeat]

@Maaztx oh sry I meant ima buy the game "Space Marines" for PC. I dont think I will play table top. But if I would, I'd buy Tau. Fo shizzle brother!

[Bashallequally]

@Maaztx i play... just not the tabletop. I would if i had spare money to blow and lived in an area with a strong fandom. But sadly i don't. BUT if i did i would definitely go Ork. Then possibly Tyranid and Necron. Also the thing about melee is alot of people think it makes for a cooler fight. Especially 1 on 1. I do think the TAU are badass in their own right just like every other race. just not my cup of tea.

[trabuco9]

@Maaztx i love the Tau, theyr defensive positions are great for me, i build a little army, defend my base while it gets resources and then build powerfull units and massacre the enemy with the rest of the defendents.

[armeggeon]

@Maaztx Unlike other race players in WH40K. Tau players are almost ALL fanboys. That and the fact they often use unsavory tactics such as the fabled Fish Of Fury, makes Tau a stereotype asshole race.

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

@Maaztx Because the Emperor ordains it so. He has made it very clear, "If it is not human, fuck them".

[JKRand0mn3ss]

@Maaztx

Cuz the Tau are a bunch of flamboyant space communists.

[iakigonzalez]

@JKRand0mn3ss Not to mention that they're weaboos.

[someguy459]

@Maaztx

Because they were initially portrayed as "the good guys", and in WH40k that's blasphemy. In the grim darkness of the far future there is no good, there is only war!

It's been fixed now, with the whole internment camps, forced sterilisation of colonies and implied mind control that they have going on.

[SgtHydra]

@Maaztx Because many feel they were added in as a "good guy" faction. While recently they've gotten a bit less... "good," they still carry that stigma for many.

Also, there are some who feel that their battlemechs are somehow GamesWorkshop's attempt at pandering to anime fans.

[TheGreatCrow]

@Maaztx

I don't understand it either. Then again, I'm new to the board game. I'm starting with Tyranids: my favorite race. I DID consider the Tau though.

[goninon2001]

@TheGreatCrow I was told the Tau are unviable and got them anyway.

Tau are awesome

[TheGreatCrow]

@goninon2001

I was said the same thing about the Tyranids. It's boring when you see the same army being played at a tournament.

[feralpedobear]

@Maaztx They dont fit with the grimdark feel of warhammer 40k that much

[MarinesRProud]

@Maaztx because ever time I play dark crusade as mah space marine badassness the damn tau go balls out to rape me AND then the damn zombie necrons just wont die lol they die n get back up like nothin even when shot at like 50000 times by inch long bolts

[StRapier]

@Maaztx because in the table top game, they have the longest range weapon which is extremely accurate, and extremely devastating. totally imba if it's being used properly. imagine it can kill a dreadnaught in 2 hits, MAX, at 72 inch away while you can do nothing about it as most of your weapons range are 32 inch and movement range is 12 inch for vehicles per turn. In English, it means you lose your dreadnaught on the 2nd turn, and your other heavy vehicle assets by the 5th.

[jettrooper1997]

NOOOOOOOOO

[foomansam]

lol i remember this game...and how much it sucked

[BVargas78]

@foomansam it wasnt that bad, but could have been a lot better.

[deskallywagz]

how can an imperial govner give orders to marines??

[z216ero]

@deskallywagz if the marines were assigned to the govenor as part of an assault force by their chapter master, or if that officer is part of the inquisition, or if that officer has earned the respect of the space marines by proof of self in combat (much like the fighter pilot guy in the book Helsreach, can't remember his name)

[cplR3yk1ng]

lol no witnesses they wont be able to tell its a bolter that rip half there organs out

[willobi]

tau eat human babys!!!

[SpawnofChaos2010]

Not sure if it happens in the game as I haven't played much of it but there's a great scene in the novel where 6 Astartes teleport from an Imperial warship onto the bridge of a Tau warship and obliterate everything there within a heartbeat. The novel is one of the best in the Black Library, with a good insight into the Tau as well as some awesome narratives on loyalist and traitor marines.

[SPARTAIN088]

Pause at 0:31

OK HOW is it already the 41st milenium which is 40 000 something and it is still 2002.M41

What were they thinking! The game hasn't even started yet! Were they like "What's this, it looks cool, yeah it's awesome, what's that franchise called?"

[XxCYRAXANDERMACxX]

@SPARTAIN088 its the year 2002 on the tau planet they are a much younger species than us but gifted with tech or something on there planet

[MrG3Rman]

@SPARTAIN088

Warhammer 40,000 is the title and the setting, its not locked to 41st millenia at all as if you played the tabletop you would understand.

[SPARTAIN088]

@MrG3Rman I know I've read some of the books. There are books since before the Great Crusade and the "newest" fluff is in 999.M41.

And in this video they either made a mistake and left it out, or it's just by the Tau calendar.

[ANGRYMAPLE]

@SPARTAIN088 2002M41...Millenium 41 .... 40000?

[TheHappyWhaleshark]

@SPARTAIN088 its the 40000 millenium for humans. Its 2002 for tau.

[LaMusiqueetlabeat]

@TheHappyWhaleshark and they are already more wise.

[lcmiracle]

@SPARTAIN088 I'm pretty sure someone has already responded to your comment, yet I'd like to address that the Imperium dating system of the 40K universe is drastically different from the dating system we use today. a 2002.M41 means 2/002.M41 -- the 41st Millennium year 002 -- now the first '2' indicates the event in the game occurred in an area that's within direct contact with Terra or Sol system

[ShannonPBoler]

@SPARTAIN088 M41 stands for Millennium 41st.

[SPARTAIN088]

@ShannonPBoler I know, but how is it 2002nd year of the 41st millenium!

the 41st millenium is everything between 40 000 and 40 999

[WASACADA]

@SPARTAIN088 M41= millenia 41...

[legionthantos]

@WASACADA Take note that M41 means Millenia 40,000 and 2002 makes that become 42,002 making it M43.

[TheRealRealFlippy]

@SPARTAIN088 The M stands for Millennium. Hence when it says M41, its the 41st millennium.

[noobifyjr]

lmao

[makemap]

Technically, The Space Marine cold have had the Tau as an ally if it weren't for corruption within.

[SilverDecibel]

Which game is this?

[imeddymonster]

@SilverDecibel

Fire Warrior

[Spmarine132]

Hell fire rounds, FTW

[blazer168]

I feel no sympathy for the Tau. I've seen what they do to humans from Dark Crusade

[andy7666]

Good, I never liked the Tau.. Its silly to say this as the 40K Universe is full of different xeno species and Human cultures but they never really felt like "proper" 40K to me - the Necrons however are just fine.. Strange eh?

[daveescape01]

Tau get owned, course they owned! They have a vagina on their face for crying out loud!!!

[BlackTemplarWhit]

How did u make this?

[toxicbobz]

BTW I have tau and I wipe out space marines with even my firewarriors

[toxicbobz]

Since when do tau have red (human) blood???

[Vahtacen]

Tau are the best. They're the only truly good race in the whole galaxy.

[SuperMcmonster]

@Vahtacen well "good" is implying that they have no hidden agenda. but they're communist so im guessing there is a hidden agenda somewhere but i agree they are the only ones that send diplomats before conquering worlds. But where is the fun in that?

[Vahtacen]

@SuperMcmonster Their "communism" (it's more like socialism but they also have some aspects of capitalism like private business) actually works for them tho because everyone that follows the Greater Good works for the greater good of everyone, which in turn helps every individual.

[SuperMcmonster]

@Vahtacen which CLEARLY doesn't belong in Warhammer 40k. it's like instead of Battle reports you get peace negotiations. But it is good fluff though but i prefer my galaxy to be self destructive wastelands thank you.

[Vahtacen]

@SuperMcmonster Yes well, I'm sure they'll encounter their own problems as their empire expands and they encounter more of the corruptive forced of chaos.

[killerfire23]

@SuperMcmonster

The Tau destroy anyone who doesn't follow their beliefs and accept their offers. What's so absurd about a bunch of space communists with ridiculous firepower in 40K? As long as there is fighting, they're alright.

[MrShrapnelDK]

Tau: yes, they suck at close quarters, a shame you wont get close tho.

[KillerFlood02]

This is why I hate Spacemarines... they are assholes and kill everything!

[JimmyBob210]

Hilarious, but this game did blow some serious dick.

[Cocainemilkshake]

This is such a fake trailer, a fire warrior can kill up to 7 marines each and several guardsmen. Its not uncommon for a tau fire warrior to kill a changer of way and several chaos marines all at once due to their tzeentch energy shields

[TheAngelOfDeath9]

@Cocainemilkshake 7 space marines? from a a standard tau? you have been seriously misinformed

[ryan0666]

the word of lorgar blessed by chaos shall replace ur false religon its only a matter of time Brothers of the word rise UP!!!!!!!!

[Borg639]

Why the hell did they kill those tau in the first place?

[EryxUK]

@Borg639 Because they are aliens. What better reason does the Imperium need?

[Borg639]

@EryxUK They may be aliens, but even in the 40k universe the Space Marines would need time to export on who they really are.

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

@Borg639 Kill anyone not serving the Emperor. =P

[Borg639]

@Str4t0sPh3rE I guess so :P but after the war the Tau and Imperium got on just fine.

[TauEmpireXV25]

Tau was like so I was banging this beautiful blue beauty ya know what I mean and then OH snap marines

[DeathlordSlavik]

Actually the strongest race is the Orks if they would stop fighting each other and fight everyone else, the whole galaxy would fall in no time its even stated several times in 40k lore... so you all better hope that all the orks in the galaxy don't enter a massive WAAAGH.

[Shultshead]

Not trying to nitpick, but he called them aliens. He would've said Xenos.

[louie97ation]

@Shultshead What's the difference?

[Shultshead]

@louie97ation There's not really a difference, but Xenos is the correct term in the 40k universe for aliens. The idea of an 'alien' is pretty much lost in that universe. You have to remember that the word alien only really came to mean space duders recently. Alien pretty much just means something foreign or unknown. In the 40k universe an alien is called a Xeno. Their known and what-not, but they're not human.

[666Andrewroy]

Xenos purged the end. Next planet

[DragonbornKiller]

Space marines, the coolest guys there are at getting the job done

[orkkilla5589]

bottomline, the imperium sucks.

[risker34]

This is what it would look like if dawn of war 40k was a RPG or 1st person

[kakoroto]

@risker34 they did a fps it called fire warrior this is the intro

[si2foo]

@kakoroto yh the game was terrible though



[ubernathe]

@risker34 That's because this is a 40K 1st person... what the hell did u think it was?!?!

[caseyguitarist]

@risker34 that would be warhammer 40k space marine because you play the story of the marines