@IStabStuffzBlackOps That's Ryuk the Shimigami. Watch Death Note to figure out what the hell that means, oh and bring apples, you'll need them. He prefers the red ones.
I laughed my ass off when it came to the 'Thanks for tha candy' part. I mean I laughed like a motherfucking crazy ass bitch, then mom gave me candy :D
I love Dane Cook, he's my favorite comedian. And L...yeah, he's...he's definitely the creepy guy. Convieniently he's Maria Bamford's creepy boss, too...
I'm the creepy girl in my HS. Besides always carrying a pocket knife, being extremely polite (17 centery England polite,) I'm not sure why. A rumor started around that I killed someone, (which is not true.) I played along thinking they were joking. Apparently, people took me seriously and a girl asked me if it was true that I threaten a girl with my knife. I guess they are jelious because the voices don't talk to them.
I don't know that guy because I am the invisible chick in the corner. You don't notice her, but she'd freak the hell out of you if you did. And if the creepy guy doesn't get you, SHE will.
OMG, there's this punkrock guy at school no one talks to, and he would probably explode like that one day, so the first time I saw this, I started talking to him one day, and one day he punched two kids, stopped at me, and was all, "Thanks for the conversation," and then he got expelled and sent to LEO... I was like, "THANK YOU, DANE COOK! YOU ARE A GOD!!!"
@itsjordenlosers lol good for you i bet that guy talks about you in jail and is all like their this one person tat was so nice to me in school, you should be proud.
@troys50 LEO is like ISS(In School Suspencion(SP?)) You have to go there for however long they decide to sit you in there, and all you do is boring, schoolwork in a room with only two or three kids. If you talk, you get two days added to your visit. You go home everyday, and go back the next day to be put through silence. Believe it or not, my mom was sent there in highschool for not doing her homework ONCE. Ah, how times have changed.
I was expecting you to do the part where Dane says that he comes into the room with a sawn-off shot gun, i thought you were going to make it so L does the "Bang" thing o_o But ah well, it's still hilarious!
this skit fits L but it could match more. there are plenty more scenes. Such as when speaking of pens showing pens..or when he morphs in, show L walking in hunched over...
I would love to.have L as the creepy Guy at my job
LizzyXCiel 1 week ago
lolololol, Love this, whats the name of the comedian?
ALRKZHOTSPOT 1 month ago
LOL -whispers- thx 4 the candy~! -3
ihearthalfaces 3 months ago
♥DANE COOK♥
YashaWhiteTiger 4 months ago
"...Thanks for the candy..." XD
AqunexHunter 4 months ago
And if u don't know him: It's U!!!!
ikutoluva 4 months ago
BRILLIANT!!!!!!! XD It's creepy how it fits L so well without fitting him at all... I have no idea what I mean by that........ anyways 5 star!!!!
faydfgame 4 months ago
Death note analogy aside, this comedian sounds like a giant asshole...
DoJaenin 4 months ago
Dear Dave,
I took your advice and befriended the weird guy at work. xD I'm officially not on his hit list anymore. You just helped me dodge a bullet, Dave!
... Wait... Should I be worried that he has a hit list in the first place??
H8meBreakme 4 months ago 8
@H8meBreakme Dont you mean "Dane"? xD; Dane Cook, not Dave Cook
Darkhedgielvr5 4 months ago 2
that's hilarious. i wouldn't take l seriously if he tuned to me and said "Yo soy L."
i would die xD
meowcatlive 5 months ago
I applied for my first job some days ago and I'm hoping something like this will happen LOL XD
FerretxMagic 5 months ago
This is so accurate
GirlMattCosplayerX3 5 months ago
1:55 is where the best part starts for me. :3 (It is because of this video I have a creepy friend.)
blackyoshi99 6 months ago
I so can see this happening in real life
superclayperson99 6 months ago
I hate when people morph into my periph XD
PermitWinter 6 months ago 3
i can actually see L saying " *GASP* Thanks for the Candy! :3"
ReneeRaichu 6 months ago 25
"Thanks for the candy.." XD ROFL!!
xxAngelxxBladexxBoa 6 months ago 3
I'm not surprised L is the creepy guy...but still XDDDDDD...anyway I think Light is the one who's snapped...killing everybody XDDDDDD
14thNoahAllenWalker 6 months ago 3
hey we should talk about pens somedays yeah man pens caps love em :D_thx for the candy
TheCutejellybean 6 months ago
thanks for the candyyyyyyyyy
MissKawaiiAnimeLuver 6 months ago
*le gasp* thanks for the candy~!
animetaco1 6 months ago
That's the sound of growing up lol
yokittykitty1 6 months ago
Why am i talking in such a high voice?
It makes no sense!
ahhhhhh
MehLikesMeh 7 months ago
*gasp* THANKS FOR THE CANDY
TheJessiGirl12 7 months ago
L's not a creepy guy Beyond Birthday is
ImStupidInTheLove 7 months ago 5
Hmm i never noticed him,there is a creepy girl though
ImStupidInTheLove 7 months ago
thats the sound of growing up. LMAO! XDD
Sulie97 7 months ago
Oh My God Isnt that the guy from the other job?
robyn151415 7 months ago
I am that guy! *creepy smile*
RowankaibaWheeler 7 months ago 3
"Thanx 4 the candy"
AxelWedstar411 7 months ago
I guess this is the best ending joke ever made!
shadnic159 7 months ago
Who the hell iss the tall white with black fur dude?!
IStabStuffzBlackOps 7 months ago
@IStabStuffzBlackOps That's Ryuk the Shimigami. Watch Death Note to figure out what the hell that means, oh and bring apples, you'll need them. He prefers the red ones.
DeathsBestBitch 7 months ago 2
L is... a lava lamp?
BrownEyedChii 8 months ago 2
I laughed my ass off when it came to the 'Thanks for tha candy' part. I mean I laughed like a motherfucking crazy ass bitch, then mom gave me candy :D
DeathsBestBitch 8 months ago
LOL! when he said "ISN'T THAT THE GUY FROM THE OTHER JOB??" Light said "Impossible"!
bakugancollecterZ 8 months ago
which show is this from so i can watch the real one! X3 i can only imagine what his actions are all through the video
ChipmunkNationFan200 8 months ago
THUMBS UP IF YOU ACTUALLY SPEAK SOME ESPANOL!!
JstGoinForIt 9 months ago 3
did he say 'caramel peanuts put that in your mouth' or did he say 'caramel penis put that in your mouth'
flourella1 9 months ago
@flourella1 XD its the second one....
RandomNarutard333 9 months ago
writing a LOT? sounds more like Light to me :3
VocaloidKaitofangirl 10 months ago 3
I ment 2:18
GingaGirl86 10 months ago
I was just giggling as I watched but when 2:16 came on I couldn't breathe!!!! XD
GingaGirl86 10 months ago
THis is SOOO GOOD!
meluvzgir 10 months ago
whos brian regan is he the guy with red hair he play joker in mass effect
captainwolf1 11 months ago
I love Dane Cook, he's my favorite comedian. And L...yeah, he's...he's definitely the creepy guy. Convieniently he's Maria Bamford's creepy boss, too...
MsMiniMinish 11 months ago
Dude.......
Toki740 11 months ago
here take this snickers bar and EAT IT!
EnragedMime189 11 months ago
lol ryuk was breakdancing on the roof :3
3333BlackWidow 1 year ago
if i ever work with L ill be sure to give him a giant BUCKET or chocolate and other things dentist pee their pants over
kyler1091 1 year ago
...I'm sorry, I don't care if L would be the creepy guy....I'd talk to him everytime! <3
DeathNoteOwnerTooBe 1 year ago
HE IS SHAPES
LatymerFish 1 year ago 4
L isn't the creepy guy, Light is!
xXanimelover4ever 1 year ago 4
@RightfullyReticent Creepy Chicks ROCK!
EveryDayALittleDeath 1 year ago
*gasp* thanks for the candy ---chuck chuck BOM!!
ohsinggah 1 year ago 2
"thanks for the candy"
wow that was so messed up right after just shooting out of nowhere lol.
but thats what makes it funny!
CandyandSoda4life 1 year ago 2
L is weird but he's my weirdo
MonkeyDKage 1 year ago
i'm the strange person at school. but you know what? im fine with that. for now >:O
CharryChuCinder12 1 year ago
LOVE IT!!!!!!!! :D
Mistylovesrocklee 1 year ago
sad thing is... i'm that strange person
Cyybertronprincess 1 year ago
I was friends with the creepy guy at school!!! When he would go crazy he would leave me alone!!!! It works!!!!
TheBlackout336 1 year ago
Ive done that before the " OH MY GAWD! get me behind the apple juice machine!!!" yeah only at my school..
EchoandOcelot 1 year ago
TheBJellyroll 1 year ago
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA!
"That's the sound of groing up!" :D
PandaStoleMyBrother 1 year ago
*chck pow*
hhhhhhhhhhhhhuh thanks for the candy...
gaaralee1234 1 year ago
:O
"Thanks for the candy..." ;P
ECdeadly44 1 year ago
2:28-2:32
L is so precious. *Hug*
DontAskDylan 1 year ago
*GASP* thanks for the candy. xD
HinataBabe12 1 year ago
NO L is the hot guy @ work mikami is the creepy guy
musiclover812 1 year ago 24
Poor L xD... *Huggles him*
OfCourseTheresMe 1 year ago
Doo doo doo doo doo doo! That's the sound of growing up.
PoofyPoptart 1 year ago
XDDD
He's a LAVA LAMP
brittygirlnc 1 year ago
Lol, that would be me. I love talking to people who are "different". And when I grow up and get a job that person will be my friend. XD
RazorD0g 1 year ago
i love brian regan
Sandythesandcat 1 year ago 3
@Sandythesandcat This is Dane Cook ._.
Darkhedgielvr5 1 year ago 101
@Darkhedgielvr5 I love Henry Rollins
stevekam500 1 year ago
@Sandythesandcat wrong person
xD
blackanimechick16 1 year ago
i luv this joke more than anything!
TheLinkinpark50210 1 year ago
i luv this joke
TheLinkinpark50210 1 year ago
:O....thanks for the candy
XDDDDDD!!!!!!!!
BrooketChick 1 year ago
lol the bleach version is funnier
veight84 1 year ago
I'm the creepy girl in my HS. Besides always carrying a pocket knife, being extremely polite (17 centery England polite,) I'm not sure why. A rumor started around that I killed someone, (which is not true.) I played along thinking they were joking. Apparently, people took me seriously and a girl asked me if it was true that I threaten a girl with my knife. I guess they are jelious because the voices don't talk to them.
piratequeen11 1 year ago
..thanks for the candy ... lolz
xxXDaneSvardXxx 1 year ago
0:24 Yo soy L
SimmyPVPserver 1 year ago
AH! Thanks For The Candy.
*Goes back to shooting people*
XD
TheGeekForTDI 1 year ago
"O.O -gasp- thanks for the candy..."
HikariSohma1 1 year ago 6
I don't know that guy because I am the invisible chick in the corner. You don't notice her, but she'd freak the hell out of you if you did. And if the creepy guy doesn't get you, SHE will.
EveryDayALittleDeath 2 years ago 123
You just won this Video :D
Darkhedgielvr5 2 years ago 43
@Darkhedgielvr5
Thank you! I feel so special!
EveryDayALittleDeath 2 years ago
@EveryDayALittleDeath
I am one of the ppl that are in the corner to freak ppl out so they won't annoy me...
somehow that's also how i get boyfriends(cute ones at that,that come to me which is kinda freakish)...
my life is backwards...
TheLinkinpark50210 1 year ago
@TheLinkinpark50210
Hey, whatever works!
EveryDayALittleDeath 1 year ago
@EveryDayALittleDeath
ik
life is wierd that way
lol
TheLinkinpark50210 1 year ago
but my dear L is not creepy!! he is HOT
diamand2 2 years ago 7
he's...special...
hopefollows 1 year ago
L: *dramatic turn* Thanks for the candy...
*gunshots*
XD
pokelantis2 2 years ago 6
LOL do u know what....thats a good idea....STAY AWAY FROM THAT DUDE
Fangirl3890 2 years ago
wtf ryuk looks funny in this vid he looks different
chicopapass 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD i can totally see all that happening (mainly the "thanks for the candy" part) XD
Fangirl3890 2 years ago 7
LMAO thanks for the candy
tsunadeboo22 2 years ago 9
haha I still think this is best for Mikami.
BlacklitFloater 2 years ago 7
shit i think i am that guy
nopurplepops8 2 years ago 10
i think im gonna tak to that guy now
MyAcidPinkLemonade 2 years ago 6
...thaanks for theeh caandyyyyhhh... XD
lovexmyxana 2 years ago
thats the sound of growing up :P lolz i couldnt sto laughing!
thnxs for the candy :P i <3 L haha
MsJokerSlave 2 years ago
He just said Penis caramel put that in you're mouth lol today I got a debit card under Misa Amane! lolzorz
deathnoteroxify 2 years ago
Honestly I think I'd stay away from Light a lot more than L, and even more than I'd want stay away from Light I'd want to stay away from Misa XD
starstar57 2 years ago 4
I could imagine L saying that. "Thanks for the candy."
pandaluverjin 2 years ago 10
this is soo hilarious!!!
numo8976 2 years ago
...thaanks for theeh caandyyyyhhh... XD
Purufufuru 2 years ago 2
here put that in ur mouth
deadmark3 2 years ago 5
Thanks For The Candy ^^ xD
DarkAngelsCanSmile 2 years ago 3
I love lawliet!!!I'd go out with him .Cuz we both got candy that day.
Oh and thx 4 the candy!
FaysDarklover 2 years ago 8
*Gasp* Thanks for the candy
TheKittyKatKit23 2 years ago 6
... so THATS way some random guy gave me candy the other day...
puppytrails2121 2 years ago 137
"let's go up on the roof and break dance!"
W81HotPotLickin2nd 2 years ago 7
ajaja yea y lol to death with that one cus ryuk was doing a hand stand jumping around XD
ps:thanks for the candy
herej3freak 2 years ago
i talk to the guy i wold like for him not to kill me wen he snapps!!!
burtneys2awesome 2 years ago 2
"Thanks for the candy."
I would just steal the gun and say you're welcome! XD
lol, hiding behind a vending machine. It's my favorite part!
THE4thCHIPETTE 2 years ago 8
"You laugh now, but you know Monday morning you're going to be like, Hey Marcus!"
LMAFO!
But anyway..."Thanks for the candy."
lavenderblossom 2 years ago 12
ahhh the sound of growing up LOL
AliceG14 2 years ago 6
2:28
He would do that.
Daphnegirl93 2 years ago 12
I dont thnk L is tht wierd, I would LOVE spending the day with him. XD
TheBigburney 2 years ago 7
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waffle668 2 years ago
Is dane Cook that dude from "Good Luck Chuck"?
DaisyPatchie97 2 years ago 8
yes
4evrkingdomheartsfan 2 years ago 3
i could remember the sounds
chosenone234 2 years ago
I love the sound of growing up
HoLyCoUgAr 2 years ago 8
LOL I love Dane Cook XD and it's even funnier 'casue it's with DN :D:D:D
XRandomXShinigamiX 2 years ago 9
lol!!!!!!
glowmunster 2 years ago 3
XD
I've never really liked this one.. XD but this is so funny!
LOVE IT!
yaoigirl1408 2 years ago 3
"oh my god isnt that the guy from the other job??
THATS THE GUY!
the SCARY GUY!"
i love you dane with all my heart!! :p
misaanime48 2 years ago 7
OMG, there's this punkrock guy at school no one talks to, and he would probably explode like that one day, so the first time I saw this, I started talking to him one day, and one day he punched two kids, stopped at me, and was all, "Thanks for the conversation," and then he got expelled and sent to LEO... I was like, "THANK YOU, DANE COOK! YOU ARE A GOD!!!"
itsjordenlosers 2 years ago 113
OMG THATS EPIC XD
PunkeyMonkey111 2 years ago 3
not every punkrock person is the same
cyanhellofficial 2 years ago
@itsjordenlosers HAHAHAHA!!!
YORKFRIEDCHICKEN 1 year ago
@itsjordenlosers
ik
TheLinkinpark50210 1 year ago
@itsjordenlosers lol good for you i bet that guy talks about you in jail and is all like their this one person tat was so nice to me in school, you should be proud.
DemDemKor96 1 year ago
@itsjordenlosers whats leo? and that story kinda seemed far-fetched. but id buy it ^^
troys50 1 year ago
@troys50 LEO is like ISS(In School Suspencion(SP?)) You have to go there for however long they decide to sit you in there, and all you do is boring, schoolwork in a room with only two or three kids. If you talk, you get two days added to your visit. You go home everyday, and go back the next day to be put through silence. Believe it or not, my mom was sent there in highschool for not doing her homework ONCE. Ah, how times have changed.
itsjordenlosers 1 year ago 2
thanks for the candy
DibsWife 2 years ago 4
-gasp- Thanks for the candy!
mynameishannahpoo 2 years ago 3
XD
i watch this so many times
but it never gets old
'thanks for the candy'
xD
jessigirl44 2 years ago 5
things like this never get old x]
PunkeyMonkey111 2 years ago 3
Haha xD "Thanks for the candy"
yellowstar11193 2 years ago 4
I wanna go break dance on the roof.
0_o
nousernamesleft08 2 years ago 2
me too....XP
BK201orHei 2 years ago
Hehe. DN FTW.
score1L 2 years ago 2
alright....there is nothing wrong for being different... I mean...Ya L is weird...but in a very good way!!! But still as funny as hell!!
XtraNormalVideos888 2 years ago
funny as hell.
swestsider 2 years ago
"thanks for the candy..."
xDD
iJosepheen 2 years ago 4
0:08, that is the sound of growing up
PonyoSushi77 2 years ago 2
lmao!!! *gasps* "thanks for the candy"
xDDDD
ichliebemarcus666 2 years ago 6
Yes, I'm also obsessed with death, so it makes sense why I would go Higurashi on people!
:)
Digimonmistress 2 years ago 7
LOL!!! I'm the creepy guy in my class!
Digimonmistress 2 years ago 12
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
mexicochica619 2 years ago 2
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA... thats funny.
HOLLYBYGOLLY72 2 years ago 2
I have a guy like that at my school. He's EVERYWHERE!! I mean, you're just walking in the hall and then WOOSH, HE'S RIGHT THERE!!
Cereal4never 2 years ago 20
LMAO!!! I fell out of my chair! so funny
ZeldaFanatic0121 2 years ago 5
lmfao the ending suits L perfectly
:O *gasp* thanks for the candy!
*keeps walking and shooting*
lol ♥
10MissMary10 2 years ago 12
I think the creepy guy is more like BB xD
KatMiko11 2 years ago 7
The joke did'nt really match with the lip synching. >.>
blacksinthehedgehog 2 years ago 2
Wasnt going much for perfection... XD
Darkhedgielvr5 2 years ago 2
Pssh, BOOM, pssh, BOOM, pssh... oh thanks for the candeh... BOOM.
L loves his candeh.
MusicalGames5 2 years ago 8
I was expecting you to do the part where Dane says that he comes into the room with a sawn-off shot gun, i thought you were going to make it so L does the "Bang" thing o_o But ah well, it's still hilarious!
Zelixsphere 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
this skit fits L but it could match more. there are plenty more scenes. Such as when speaking of pens showing pens..or when he morphs in, show L walking in hunched over...
AJAutumn 2 years ago
*breath* thanks for the candy...
Hey Marcus! How was your weekend? What'd you do?Here I bought you pens for your crazy pocket. i know you love pens! I happen to love pens to XD
LunaOkamii 2 years ago 2
... Why does the creepy guy description sound more like Mikami and Light than L?
Uruya6 2 years ago 9
Its so weird >>;
Darkhedgielvr5 2 years ago
shapes lol
randommuffins1323 2 years ago
inks, pens, murder, I love 'em. *cough* I mean, caps. o_o
shadixfox 2 years ago