I bet you didn't know this door could be deadly in many more ways than this!
I stood next to the wall near the door and tried to open it, it slammed me against the wall, brought my health right down and I was trapped inside of the door!
Clearly Simons prefers doors over super-hot mechwomen, otherwise he'd be running to his left instead of his right. Or maybe he's directionally-challenged and he's been wondering why sexual encounters have resulted in profuse and painful splinters.
They never asked for this.
kevlonk 2 months ago
I need that door
1300l 4 months ago
Oh my god jc! A door!
LinkmitchTV1 4 months ago
lolwtf
Intrafacial86 5 months ago
That door killed my parents and everyone I loved!
13x1x20 5 months ago 4
that door killed me when I was playing deus ex for the first time
AtackofTheBeast 6 months ago 2
j.c.it's a door get in the car!
bachterman 6 months ago
I will take the door. Sometimes you need a silent take down
Zaqco 6 months ago 11
A door's a bad choice for getting into an office.
Specterish 6 months ago 2
A door is always the most silent way to take down Manderley.
TigerRifle1 6 months ago 2
Oh my God, J.C, a door!
c4mpincarl 6 months ago 8
@c4mpincarl A door!
Specterish 6 months ago
@Specterish GET OUT OF THERE
c4mpincarl 6 months ago
The door is sexually harassing employees of UNATCO and FEMA! JESUS CHRIST, SOMEONE REPORT THIS
Emild00d 7 months ago
If you shoot a UNATCO trooper Walton Simons will fight the troopers.
NorbertLinuxLord 7 months ago
carry on agent. agent fly's through him and up a wall
TheChrislikespie 8 months ago
Anna Navarre (to door): You are not afraid to kill, I am pleased.
APyleOfVinyl 10 months ago 11
so 2 out of the few bosses taken care of at the same time...
sindiewen 1 year ago
Walton! I... i... I thought you were a door
jedisociety 1 year ago
3 people got stuck in that door
Ponicalica 1 year ago
perverts.
mastermantrox 1 year ago
The staff did have a plot, except not with the soda machines.
littleNorwegians 1 year ago
Jesus Christ, Denton.
YouFoolWarrenIsDead 1 year ago 9
he sounds like he's taking a dump
Mropticalgreen 1 year ago
The door is augmented
paladin3490 1 year ago 17
I WIL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!
ahuhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
after i get past this door
robdist 1 year ago
They are mechs, maybe their brains crashed. They never should have used dell computers as their brains...
dickcheney6 1 year ago
I bet you didn't know this door could be deadly in many more ways than this!
I stood next to the wall near the door and tried to open it, it slammed me against the wall, brought my health right down and I was trapped inside of the door!
ImAmWatching 1 year ago
@ImAmWatching lol
robdist 1 year ago
''I was here first!''
Gunfresh 1 year ago 4
Clearly Simons prefers doors over super-hot mechwomen, otherwise he'd be running to his left instead of his right. Or maybe he's directionally-challenged and he's been wondering why sexual encounters have resulted in profuse and painful splinters.
stuartgibb 1 year ago 12
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stuartgibb 1 year ago
Manderly is just standing there like "what the fuck?"
jroberts7387 1 year ago
I think it's shameful the way all you people are mocking this man's love for his door.
That door is very sexy I'll have you know. If Simons wants to hump a door, let him.
aeroldoth 1 year ago 5
carry on agent
with what? plating lams?
lolguy30 2 years ago
I AM NEXT.
kefkasakura 2 years ago 6
UGH AHHH AUGH Carry on, agent AUGH AUGH
0Angel0A 2 years ago 8
He was a good global domination conspirator, what a rotten way to die.
holyafromonkey 2 years ago 7
OH MY GOD JC A BOMB!
YasserCrackafat 2 years ago
i guess the door just dosnet like walton simons
Arzaker 2 years ago 5
What blew up?
cartoonfan1920s 2 years ago
Carry on, agent.
LizzieImperial 2 years ago 4
Ow..ugghh...uuggghh...carry on,agent
12345678900emiry 2 years ago 90
hahahaha
DumaH86 2 years ago
What a shame.
TheTofuGod 3 years ago 9
Carry on, Agent.
JaYp146 3 years ago 111
Lol :)
Burnyhands 3 years ago