Kirk Cameron Makes Perfectly Reasonable Statements

[PlushieSurgeon]

I'm just doing this for the free toaster.

[PlushieSurgeon]

I'm just doing this for the free toaster.

[metallicsonic]

You, yes you, did something courageous!

[kingbushwickthe33rd]

More Cowbell!!!

[kingbushwickthe33rd]

Kirk Cameron has always been a dooshbag gay wad!!

[highnote606]

I commend Cameron for doing what he did. Jesus Christ showed zero tolerance when it came to the Truth. He was even jailed for his behavior. God says we will be persecuted and subject to the world's laws. And its likely that standing for the unadulterated truth will make trouble for us. But this world means nothing. It will end. Our goal is to bring others to God before he decides to end the world. Many may go down with it. But we would be guilty if we didn't tried to save some of them.

[MrRoboto113]

Oh ye of too much faith,

The world's laws are all we have. Nothing is beyond what we have here. If you want to pretend that there's a magic place for those that hate others for not doing what they preach... fine, but don't be surprised when we disagree, and want to use logic to assess your claims, and defend ourselves when you say we're sinful. Leave us alone. You don't get extra credit. You just seem like an arrogant jerk. And you kind of are.

[LetsGetHighOnMorris]

Look at the way he's sitting in that chair. That's a setting a bad example to children.

[RedNekCoasters]

Any one is free to take a shit in any outdoor area of the campus,

LOL!

[pieapplebomb]

and our sleep on adolf hitler's underwear

says the transcribed captions

[pieapplebomb]

61% of the professors killed way sega genisis

says the transcribed captions

[serpico89]

LMFAOOO i still crack up every-time i see this thanks so much very well done!!!! XDD

"anyone is able to take a shit in any outdoor area of the campus!"

still my favorite part XDDD

[Pickle900]

"God's thought on the existence of God."

I love you!

[Ledwix]

Hahaha....brilliant.

[argonian1feet3]

i will rick roll all people just for this!



[tes4o]

THIS VIDEO IS PRIVATE

AHAHAHHA

[kingbushwickthe33rd]

Ray Comfort calls Kirk Cameron"Sugar"because he'Gives It Up So Suhweet!!'.

[fnvcdt]

This reminds me of when i went to a christian high school. Never again. Then again, my lunch table was pretty cool from time to time, except that one time where we tried snorting weed.

It doesnt work. Dont do it.

[callumAS]

He makes a better case in this video than when he's actually trying.

[serpico89]

@callumAS "61% of college professors still play sega genesis" :O that's good news :D

[tstanator]

That's it, I'm going to college at Berkeley.

[DaVince21]

I laughed so hard at this.

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

twilight, Rick Roll, and Sega Genesis, OMG!

[theloserof08]

So....

Sega Genesis = Atheism

[Bloxy123]

@theloserof08 Does that mean Sonic is atheist?

[gethsoftware]

youtube poop the creationist edition. 

[gethsoftware]

youtube poop. where there is kirk it pich back. 

[Quadcentruo]

Oh wait, I thought this was Kirk Cameron normally. All he ever talks about is stupid stuff that makes no sense.

[SuperHtwe]

FUNNY

[jjtheslayer69]

HA HAVE GAY 69 SEX

[evilhealer]

No, you're not the only one who remembers Darkwing Duck

[MrPrototypz]

@evilhealer I loved that show...

[BurntSpaghettiFace]

What is the original video?

[XLazyPurpleX]

I wish I could watch videos as incredible as this for all my waking hours. I bust up laughing every time I watch this guy's vids

[chacaron03]

god sux dic

[H0tkebab]

Christian here, love it 110%. Kirk Cameron had it coming, thats what happens when you try to explain the creation theory with bananas, proving that some of us (at least him) really did evolve from primates. *Face Palm*

[Chuloloc]

Interesting video. Mockery aside, what Kooker Kirk is actually trying to so here is use the corruptions of this world and of mankind in order to make comformity to his religion sound more rational as if his religion is the system of moral supremacy. The typical religious tactic is using the morality as a reason for religious control. Religious arrogance, stupidity and fascism at best. Also, he talks about how racism and the atrocities of Hitler were

[Chuloloc]

@Chuloloc caused by Darwin and evolution when these exact things have been caused by his religion. Just read the old testament as well as parts of the new testament parts of his bible. Hypocrisy, favoritism and cowardice at best. Give it up, Kirk. You loose. Also, you're an idiot.

[TheGhostFilmer]

I totally understand now kirk, Fuck you very much :)

[TheStigma]

Kirk Cameron has never made more sense in his life...

[SpiderFan1962]

Ban feces?

[TheRomanPraetorian78]

@SpiderFan1962 that would be pretty big news

[GoldenCenturion]

As a Christian, I freaking loved this.

[imortal2demon1]

FUCKING CREATIONISTS

[NiceHotCupOfBro]

God's thoughts on the existence of God: "..."

Something that doesn't exist can't think.

[woowoo678]

HAHA! This is great.

Oh, wait, IM A FUNDAMENTALIST!

[Smurfster1]

One of the finest YouTube Poops of all time.

[CornPolitifunnyed]

I can't tell if Kirk is an Atheist or believes in God...

[Lamar6]

Anyone is free to take a sh*t in any outdoor area of the campus!

[TheOriginalZombieDoG]

Lol Hitler's underwear and God's thoughts on the existence of God.

[beatles123]

so thisI sincerely hope this source doesnt make people believe that all christians are closemminded numbnuts. I love my god, but i acceppt other people's oppinion too. I truely hopr that when you say "Fundamentallists" You don't mean Christianity/christians as a whole type of people.

[MrRoboto113]

@beatles123 Fundamentalist just means you're really committed to your religion. There are fundamentalist Muslims and fundamentalist Jews (usually called Orthodox). But in America we usually only see fundamentalist Christians. I know plenty of Christians and Catholics that are great, kind, understanding people. But there are also ignorant, bigoted, hateful people, and fundamentalists are usually all three. Usually.

[raider64128]

@MrRoboto113 I am sorry you feel prejudice against conservative fundamentalists. I understand, however, your view on what is known as "radical" christianity. Whether your a far left liberal self proclaimed christian, or a bigoted conservative self proclaimed christian, if one goes too far either way, one departs from the actual fundamentals of Jesus Christ. Remember: Christians are HUMAN too. I personally think kirk means well, but we can be overzealous with our mannerisms, I will confess.

[Xevnest24]

61% of Professors in the top 50 universities of the U.S. STILL play Sega Genesis. No wonder Atheism had doubled in the last 20 years.

[Keitaro2011]

I lol'd! XD

[Zylo587]

not the bacon

[Lazermuffin]

I just foud out that it would be big news.

[mafuyashi]

yeah those muther farquing athiests

[Jcolinsol]

He and ray comfort are excited to have a sixty-nine position?

[Lazermuffin]

What are they gonna do? ban feces?

[fnatsy]

@Lazermuffin That'd be big news

[serpico89]

"ben - (hmm i wonder where mike went?)

maggie - (i can't believe mike isn't here!)

carol - (you better get back here mike!)

jason seaver - (where the HELL is mike!?)"

[serpico89]

i don't think mike seever even graduated college XDD

[Manaphy127]

Darwin wrote Twilight?

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!1!one!

[5imbadzs]

I took a crap in an outdoor area when I visited UC Berekely as a perspective student... everyone looked at me funny though!

[Chaosiox]

Oh god, I lost it at scientologists.

[CrystalStarlight95]

"Our kids are being stripped of bacon?"

[dekeliko]

I don't know who this guy is, but he sounds like an idiot. It irritates me how some religions feel the need to convert everyone in the world. What good is a world without diversity?

[serpico89]

@dekeliko its funnier if you remember watching him on the sitcom growing pains. always will no him as mike seever XDD the funniest part is he played a rebellious teenager.

[dekeliko]

@serpico89 I've never seen that show, but I can see how that would be funny.

[Bloxy123]

50,000 copies of this publication will be FREERFREERFREERF

[PikminDS]

This video is made of win!

[TheDarkStarman]

dude that is awesome!

[EbonyKyuubi]

Derp... Must subscribe...

[frinkL7]

ha! with information from scientolagists, who actually belive that xenu created the universe.

[DaThings1]

All I saw in the description was " Man, I never raged so much while pooping"

[fnatsy]

Besides, what are they really gonna do... BAN FECES!?!

[HappyGuyxlii]

OVER 9000?!?

[Hectotane]

1: I remember Darkwing Duck as well.

2: I used to like Kirk when he was in Growing Pains(?) Not anymore.

3: Religious Nuts and Animu Otaku, 2 kinds of people I hate the most.

[gethsoftware]

@Hectotane i will never forgive you for comparie otaku kind to religion. you must be sacrifaced to the great loli ;)

[HeinousActsZX]

I convert!

[Shadowsamaman]

Goddamn, Ray Comfort sounds like some gay pornographic star's name

[TheMasterNull]

Sega Genesis causes Atheism? Meh...

[quote55]

and gods thoughts on the existence of god

[Deblano]

And the absence of any species to species to species to species to species to species transitional form actually fououoouo!

[Daghead]

faallaallaallaallaallaall...

[FireMan0102]

Not funny.

[robvlob]

@FireMan0102 Yeah really it falls under fricken hilarious

[Soulvigilante]

I am glad that someone out there has the courage to face up to the antiquated pagan ritual of practitioning of Sega Genesis. These purported avatars of knowledge are indeed invoking the Mark of the Altered Beast, with repercusions of Sonic proportions! They must be stopped :0

[Shporkinator]

This is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen...you are win

[FlowCell]

Bacan!



[Abnormalproductions2]

1:19 the incredible structure of titties.

[JohnFordDanceTroupe]

Kirk Cameron loves overused Internet memes.

Amazing.

[charcharmunr]

I don't even know who the hell this guy is.

[Shadowsamaman]

So if those professors had been playing Nintendo then Atheism wouldn't have doubled? Hell it probably would have tripled

[Kriegsmarine0]

I now understand the book of Revelation!!!! The antichirst has already descended upon the earth but when he decended to the earth he was split into two people Kirk Cameron and Fred Phelps. At the end of the world they will both gather armies and do battle about whether god loves everyone or hates everyone. The amount of Religeous extremists will send out a shockwave that will kill eveything on the planet.

[BedBang]

oevr 9000

[SMPsis]

"Besides, what are they really gonna do? Ban feces?"

[fnatsy]

@SMPsis that'd be big news

[mrwaffles007]

MrRoboto113 you are my hero for pooping this.

[ThemOldaBoys]

Kirk Cameron looks like you, Roboto.

[lolwuthomes]

This is the first time I have seen Kirk Cameron talking and not gotten angry.

[theflyingjman]

lol a wizard created everything XD

[MrApocalisse]

fundamentalists are so stupid

[rushnerd]

LOL XENU, I've watched this a dozen times and never noticed that.

[Lazermuffin]

fuck you very much

[charcharmunr]

I can't tell what it is he says in the very beginning, "One by one, we're being turned into... *Insert something I don't know" Atheists."

[lolburke]

@charcharmunr "Mother fucking atheists"

[Kanohispider]

Everything evolved. Everything started as single celled organisms and evolved over missions of years. If I'm not mistaken, "God" created animals in one day, and there is no record of people existing in the time of dinosaurs. Atheism wins again.

[Itotallymadethisup]

FUCKING MIRACLES, THAT'S WHAT.

[sluggo06]

Humans couldn't have evolved from apes. It's like ur saying that they first had to have evolved from nothing. When you see humans and cows and birds, it's makes you think there has to be a Creator.

[richardmaudsley77]

@sluggo06 derp derp derp. wrong.

[StrawberryGuy86]

Kirk Cameron's beliefs on the Bible really scares me! It's like he expects us to be perfect and he pushes the biblical stuff waaaay too far! I may be a christian myself, but I believe the Bible should be taught with love and not force, which is sadly what a lot of these extremist don't get. So feel free to hate him, I personally don't like them because their teachings are doing nothing but giving us a bad name!

[superhuman295]

@StrawberryGuy86 you, my friend have made a point

[sluggo06]

@StrawberryGuy86 But when you witness you first have to have an admission of guilt

[SpotxSpot]

XD I'm loving the audio transcript.

Sega genesis: the old way of thinking

twilight: limelight

species to species to species to feces to species: species misses clinton's cc's

Bicus view: my kids view

the gospel: the cops

scientologists: scientologists

[TheAcademyGirls]

What are they going to do, ban feces? That'd be big news!

[richkilla54]

Lmao! Rich roll is good for us? lol kirk roll'd xD and the rest is just xDxDxDxDxD

[TheStigma]

Somehow its hard to make this guy sound any more stupid than he allready is - even in youtube poop format...

[TherealPingasaur]

I want a copy of Charles Darwin's version of Twilight.

A history of Calafornia, a timeline of "Darkwing Duck", Adolf Hitler's underwear, God's racism, his distain for women, God's thoughts of his own existence, and the belief that a wizard created everything. Give me more of that baby!

[ruach12355]

XD XD XD

[gooddarkjedi]

this is little too good for kirk. i mean even implying that kirk makes reasonabke statement is all ready too good for him.

[runescapemaster100]

so playing a sega genesis make people go atheist?

[Deibear]

@runescapemaster100 sonic the hedgehog is a prominent atheist. you didn't know that?

[runescapemaster100]

@Deibear XD

[theslasher99]

i lold at campus crusade for cock

[Poot94]

Anyone is free to take a shit in any outside area of the campus. Besides, what're they gonna do? Ban feces?

[Icnon]

Behold! The atheist's nightmare. Now if you study a well-made PINGAS, you'll find on the far side there are three PINGAS; on the close side, two PINGAS. If you get your hand ready to grip a PINGAS, you'll find on the far side, there are PINGAS ; on the close side, PINGAS. The PINGAS and the hand are perfectly made, one for the other.

[Lazermuffin]

@Icnon what

[alakazam9891]

hahaha I haven't watched this in way too long, this is still the perfect video

[GarlicPudding]

"This introduction presents a very clear Nazi message."

At least he's honest.

[RabdonFilms]

I can't stop watching.

[RabdonFilms]

Our kids are eating strips of bacon <:O

Open their... :O

[battledragon22]

what are they gonna do? ban feces??? thats big news!

[IMMEEN]

God, It's poops like this and his 'JFK has apeculiar knowledge of the future' that keep me watching long after walrusguy left pooping (rest in peace), but there will be a second coming. Just you wait.

[bedavelli]

Did you know that a recent study revealed that in the top 50 universities in our country, 61% of the professors still play sega genesis?

[bedavelli]

i lold.

[MrFigi]

I knew it! A wizard did create everything! Wizards pwn!

[superchaosman]

wat an ass for lulz you should send kirk this video

[Zylo587]

not the sega! lol 5/5

[123woohoo]

LOL

[Hibofobi]

omg ime gonna favorite this one XD

[fakeupchuck]

gay 69 intercourse lmao. ban feces? lol

[gigawar3]

MUtHeR fUCKinG AtheISt

so awesome

[billybobfred0]

It also exposes the unscientific belief that a wizard created everything.

[TheFoxxKing]

yay its back :D!

[YamaUpload]

Over 9000!!!!!

I laughed my ass of than :P

[Boxiloid3000]

there is just too much good points in this video to just quote one.

[LughTube1]

Sega Genesis is an outworn entertainment system kept alive by outworn leftist professors' devotion to Marxist orthodoxy.  The far superior color palette of the SNES is ignored due to their blind faith in processor speed and stupid confidence that constantly expanding CPU capabilities will somehow attract quality developers by itself.

[IAMELIPHAS]

/r/ one with Fred Phelps!!

[LordManda2]

61% of professors STILL play Sega Genesis? O_O

well NO WONDER im not learning anything anymore xD

[YottaSidedDice]

What the hell is up with these captions.

"We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I" does not mean "they'll stay to live please"

What the fuck.

[smithsonik93]

Well, titties DO have an incredible structure.

[karoomay]

Darkwing Duck FTW! xD

[Mustkillroy]

A timeline of Darkwing Duck? Adolf Hitler's underwear? Holy natural selection, Batman!

[bobobobo568]

A timeline of Darkwing Duck? Hot damn!

[grantrick1]

My favorite Roboto poop

[fnatsy]

I think that schoolbooks that teach the "Round Earth" theory should have a special introduction by Ray Comfort, with actual photographic evidence of Columbus sailing off the edge of the Earth.

[Pizzachu1]

What are they going to do? Ban feces?

[fnatsy]

@Pizzachu1 That'd be big news

[AvidGamerX]

Fuck you very much.

[IAMELIPHAS]

and no your not the only one who remembers Darkwing Duck

[chinchillarabbit]

Genius

[iLovePhilRudd]

YAY!!! My favorite video is back!!

[LoogyHead]

I can't watch Kirk do anything anymore because of his cunting behavior.

This, however, made me choke briefly on my sandwich. Especially at the rick rolling part. Well done good sir.

[marinalightyears]

While I love This video officially, and Have found it hard to stop Laughing, There was one line That I found highly interesting, and Suddenly feel like writing down.

"God's thoughts on the existence of God."

That would be a profound thing to find out, If you know, he/she/it Even Exists in the first place. =P

[ULTRAMARIOX]

who's Kirk anywhays

[BrownyTCat]

Of Charles Darwin's Book: Twilight

[ULTRAMARIOX]

and I already hated that atheist

[Omegashadowyoshi]

"Scientologists that believe that Xenu created the universe."

You are already subscribed to Mr. Roboto

[ShadowStar1224]

@Omegashadowyoshi the joke about already being subscribed has been done many times before.

[Omegashadowyoshi]

@ShadowStar1224

Well what I was trying to get across is that this video is worth subscribing over lol