Windows Vista Speech Recognition Tested - Perl Scripting

[RainbowFuckingRndlph]

This is so funny i used to use Windows Vista speach recognition tool, for fun but not any more. I must say that i have never had the idea to use this tool for programming. This is so annoying but funny.

[Frankey2310]

DELETE "I SCROLL THIS CONFLICT"! i dont scroll this conflict...

xD



[dergalevlv]

awesome

[harrylory]

O my god  i can't stop laughing!!!!

[Leuel48fan]

that thing is ALLERGIC to capital INFO! lol

[Chronix74]

DUDE! ><

[ihavevoddler]

I literally, and i actually mean it, ROFLed when i saw this. I was rolling around on the floor laughing.

[mdakes2]

your an idiot do u even know the commands ?? your trying to figure it out as you go along... its a computer ... don't say thank you. and if your talking into the mic it doesn't know how to distinguish you talking to it or someone else... i'm sorry but it isn't that hard.

[Acester47]

lmao. My teacher (in perl class) actually showed this video to us....it was glorious.

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[batata6789]

Save As :- "that was easy .txt"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[dlordtemplar]

i was really worried that you would cycle fleet, but you made it through.

[moosekaw]

1:30-1:42: why i gave up on speech recognition.

[1whiteboywater]

this is the funniest thing i've ever seen .....wow

[burgandyblood]

Oh my god I'm out of air from laughing and I'm not even half way through. Nice!

[xskydevilx]

good thing that there is Windows 7...

[cavaliersfan08]

bro i almost died laughing... i literally had tears in my eyes i was laughing so damn hard

[CopperDraggon]

'think you' for this its amazing! XD

[xeractus]

I would've broken the computer ten times over before half of this video was done XD XD admirable self-restraint, man!

[KristalaStar]

i have used similar software in Windows XP and it wasn't as glitchy wow. this is why i hate windows vista sometimes.

[Trackball816]

Info!...delete info...

[zeroni13]

"delete if someone if someone delete the symbolism of the month of" fucking best part! rofl

[memoplex]

Hillarious

[ichimaru69shinzo]

tro bien

[IsaiahTB]

Oh my GOSH this is SOOO funny!!!! I fell out my chair and broke the coffe table laughing.

[keywolf23]

this seems easy enough.

[theonlinegamers]

5:05 was hilarious

[Xsander1D]

Had to reload the page after watching to post this comment. The video started:

(Chearfully) We gonna do a little pro script using WV speech recognition to show you haw easy it is.

I thought to myself (You don't know what's coming to you) :)

[Xsander1D]

Reminds me of my experience with the speech recognition. It's much funnier when it's not you who's getting frustrated. Laughed for a while :) Good stuff. Thanks for posting.

[Iamakshdeep]

It would be easily and faster than keyboard.

[ReNixiNeR]

I've only watched 2 minutes of this and I'm crying...

[ArjanAJ]

awesome!

[Fanatator]

AWESOME

SO MUCH LAUGHTING!!!

[lev8488]

I tried using this when I got Windows 7 few months back used for about 20minutes setting it up thinking its going to be so good and when I come round to use it properly decided to do exactly as seen. Microsoft back to the drawing board...

[forty2blackmen]

Speech recognition wasn't made for coding, you fuck. If you want to use it for that, try using some macros. They're life savers.

Oh, and try enunciating next time. It really helps your mic as well as the human ear to determine what you are saying.

[forty2blackmen]

@forty2blackmen PS - LMFAO!!!

[AlaskanLoveBug]

dude u play wow? look my up on the armory, Moohealz. thats the druid im working on, but i got an 80 warlock.

[Scrapari]

I've never laughed this much in 10 min :D

[dontbuythiscrap]

You lazy bastard you could have typed at least 10 lines of code in the amount of time you wasted with this crap!!

[DenisValeev]

delete thank you! lol

[SilentNinjja]

I was laughing all the video xD

[SturmDang]

10 minutes of 60 characters maximum :D:D:D

[OrangeTang666]

Vista at its best.

[rolmiaster]

It was unbelivable :D

[eldisturbio]

I am laughing so hard I have tears streaming down my face and can hardly breathe.

That, sir, was superb :-D

....and you have the patience of a saint.

[mydemystifyinfo]

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

Thank You!

[aktonexile]

the helpful, omfg help us all!

[inderamaia]

=)) ROFL

[virtuastudios]

that got me in fits haahaaha

[rodsk8dude]

...enter in Trash Can (PC hoops into the trashcan in the side of the desk, wich actually is a good thing)

[tilq]

I never laughed so hard IN MY LIFE! XD

Thanks for this man!

[cccnnn1234]

That was SOOO funny!5 stars and suscribe for that one!

[Chakotay2222]

he ends with saying its preaty amazing hahaha what a nerd

what a waste of time!

[virtuastudios]

you call him a nerd and you watched the whole thing to the end? shut up you fucking hypocritical idiot.

[radmanboydude]

sarcasm you idiot

[virtuastudios]

what are you talking about? idiiot haha

[poplol123123]

i subcried you it was the most hillarious video ever!!!

[LPdude1137]

i was laughing all the time peace! XD

[940home]

This was just fun to watch :)

[Roxor128]

Well, for the nuts who wonder why we don't talk to our computers, now you know.

Let's be honest here: why would anybody want voice-recognition at all, especially given how much trouble it is?

[Blockization]

Delete none of the fuck as@like you like your windows!

[joewillgo]

LOL! Mac's are way better, because Mac's had Speech Recognition, but Microsoft copied off of Apple. Mac's had Speech Recognition ever since 1984.

[SigmaInfinite]

Dud less tee fef you eye an losing beach precognition ow land bit lurks erfectly.

[luke14541454]

i think i will stick to the keyboard it understands me better

[ThePulleyne]

Stick With The Keyboard Mate lol

[eccentricitycomic]

How can you think that 10 minutes of this was easy?

[Blockization]

That was the best thing I've ever seen.

[mavamaarten]

LMAO xD

[vgmer555]

Hilarious.

[LBxtranormalvids]

Hilarious.

[CountBleckmasterart]

None of the fuck as a@like you like your windows.

[Gigaspine7]

None of the fuck as a@like you like your windows.

[luke14541454]

this is funny seeing someone else trying to use this

[brutebling123]

They do have games u can buy them or use pirate bay and just put mac on the end

[zantrua]

yes, i like that i can play warcraft 3 on it...

[xSubaa]

Obviously this guy doesn't know how to use the speech recognition. Why does he keep talking to himself when the computer detects everything you say? And the most obvious thing of all, why is this guy trying to program something when he has absolutely no patience?

[DThompson1985]

stop talking when you are trying to have it read your voice. Obviously its not windows vista its the retard that doesnt know how to use a voice recognition program

[ravishethwala]

awesom

[brutebling123]

lol another reason to get a mac

[ravishethwala]

agree...

[TWLeader]

mac is gay fucking shit's computers ever.

[brutebling123]

macs dont crash thay have less viruses they are faster and there reliable

[TWLeader]

lol um what abought games, Oh ya they dont have games.

[mavamaarten]

NOT.

Mac hasn't got it.

You can turn it off dude.

mac STINKS badly.

[eccentricitycomic]

This was Vista.

[Saberdogdog]

same thing... in certain aspects...

[magichristo]

lol windows fails. MAC OWNZ and linux hackz

[mavamaarten]

Youf fail.

Mac sucks and linux hackz

[zantrua]

yes, macs obviously own your brain at least...

hope you like not being able to do shit

[kylevk]

that's Vista! Another reason to get a Mac!

[GhostsTemplates]

i went through the same thing lol

[hoopsandyoyofan26]

would add to the press,, delete what a N2of the loop press,,delete wood and two of the press,,delete what they end to all of the loop press,,becaue worse if fido delete delete LMAO

[dekzter89]

I had to pause this video every few minutes, to stop myself from passing out due to laughter

[riwilo]

He'll twist his tongue when he gets to regular expressions.

[Thalesperes]

5:44 like your windows hehehahehaehaeheaheh lol

[frostfiremage]

lmao

[adamhully]

I'm using windows 7 atm and it works great for me. But the more you use it the more it learns your voice and learns for it's mistakes.

[wachuneed]

lol!

[onix9009]

looooooooooool

[someonelostin100]

None of the fuck as a lol

[RoyTriesscheijn]

I'm actually pritty impressed how good the speech recognition is working here! Not knowing the right commands is hardly the software's fault. (Altough it would be handy if caps-lock would be used and or the capital command would be recognized.)

[Car1ll]

ok you made your point, but knowing the commands and not deleting the entire line if you make one mistake helps a lot

[WPPatriot]

Fucking genius!

[ninjaman639]

lol.:-)

[IHaveTheQi]

It's not the fucking HAL 9000 it's not supposed to go "you're welcome" when it does what you want it to, it just does what you tell it to.

Still funny as though

[TaintedButton]

LMFAO i love this video watched it hundreds of time..haha "Press the MOTHER FU**ING N KEY!!!"

HAHA and "None of the fuck as a.."

[Zenthral]

Is there anyway to do this on XP?

[MiffTheFox]

You forgot the shebang line!

[gertie83]

<3 my keyboard rly

[wowgeeek]

ROFL

[fyrenwater]

Thanks for the upload. I was in tears laughing!

[DisturbedRocks111]

this is hilarious

[Saiko47]

... I like my keyboard... But this was fun to watch. "Delete..." "Thank you." "Delete Thank you." ^_^

[mike99matt]

lol "Thank you"

[ForsetiLover]

HAHA HAHAHAH*falls over laughin* ok that was funny, AS hell. I loved it. It helped the mood i was in ^^

[yellowbananas08]

LMAO!

[rafanavega]

ha. ha. ha. that's funny...saying things just to yourself so that the program would write it and you'd make a funny situation out of it. fucking brilliant.

asshole.

[idiotwithsizorz]

LEARN THE COMMANDS YOU IDIOT! It really isn't that hard to use Windows Vista's speech recognition. As a matter of fact, I wrote this all with Vista's speech recognition. Go fuck yourself.

[PMERFTHERAPPER]

It probably took you an hour

[rideondiss]

This is some funny shiet..hahah

[rideondiss]

This is fun shiet

[SparkyPSP]

It works mutch better for me... I'm dutch, using the English Speech Recorgnition without training... and it works very well for me...

[seanisapro]

NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!!

just imagine if he has writing a novel.

[seanisapro]

SORRY i meant WAS not HAS...Shit i think I've been infected by the software...HELP!!

[TI3GIB]

Waste of time.

[zeldamaster5]

this shows the many ways that vista sucks

[baronisio]

Delete Vista!!!!! It would be better hahahahah

[baboojackal]

Ah. The problem you're having is that Vista speech recognition has problems understanding the 'Fag' dialect. Try your hardest to not talk in the 'Fag' dialect of English and I think you'll be OK. I posted this to Expert's Exchange like a month ago. I'm surprised you haven't read it.

[OwNaGe2oo7]

lmfao!! that was to funny.

[blazekid4x]

lol it got mad at u

[gorskiegangsta]

lol it is extremely inconvenient to use this "Feature"

[JameZ2k]

Your test is void already because no one would even consider using speech recognition to do some perl scripting.

Btw owned.

[lukus69]

its actually really good for simple windows commands but dictating its really crap

[pocoazx]

hey listen listen, look you are an idiot digest that right now and that I hate you...I mean I really do...what are you trying to demonstrate here? wtf? if it doesnt work, then have you ever wondered how hard it is to implement a speech recognition software. MS has given so much to this world, and when people like you spend a month to find bugs to put them on youtube, I feel nothing but slap your face...so SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[AlekeanderK]

Oh be quiet Bill.

MS has not given world much beyond headache.

And I hardly think it took MONTH to discover the BUG. Hours if not second is more likely

And if MS was quarter as good at admitting errors and fixing them as they are at shipping raw and unfinished products, there would be less of those "bugs".

If they can't admit that Xbox 360 has a cooling problem and that VISTA does not work with almost every second program, then they are either imbeciles or just money grabbing snobs .

[hoon4life]

I completely agree! :D

[TSSToby]

Wow I never knew typing was so easy with Windows Vista! XD

[gonadsgo]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING YOU ASSHOLE

[Timic83amv]

To proeve thawt thas windows spich regonishin as good i wroat this wis it

[hoon4life]

hahaha

[sonofjohnnnn]

omg omg omg

LOLOLOLOLOL

i couldnt stop lauphing lmaooo

[llknivesll]

i cant stop laughing i think i am going to die from hyperventilating

[AceOfSpades1414]

LOL!---aww man 5 stars buddy, that was some funny shit! lol luv it, make another video

[DonJuan4565]

You better learn how to use it, can you see these text right here, it was written using speech recognition.

[wimawa]

ROFLCOPTER.

Is there any proof that it didn't take you 20 minutes to do?

[CaleMercer]

What the fuck, why would you say "ROFLCOPTER" thats as gay as the phrase "im gay".

[wimawa]

It's because i'm really cool.

Too cool for windows vista speech recognition.

;]

[TuzBoy]

haha why did they ship this app with vista when it isn't even done? ^^

[flashback1234]

lol

[reptilexcq]

delete this piece of shyt

[reptilexcq]

nice piece of garbage.

[Scrrymurderur]

i cried laughing. good video :)

[AgentFour]

Nice piece of shit you got there.

[techstuff1227]

lmao!!!!!

[MJGrindboy]

I had so much fun shouting at my computer when I found this feature! My family thought I was crazy!

[Theegg00]

it worked just fine when all you wanted to do was dictate to it, which is what it was designed for. its just not useful for anything else

[t4quit0]

hahahahahahahahaahhahahaahahah­ahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah­ahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[Sliick1081]

maybe if you wouldnt thank the fuckin thing it wouldnt be so horrible. so be set the double killer all.

(damn speech rec)

[lragone9s]

lol thats the funniest shit ever

[jeremy072021]

Its really not that hard.

[wimawa]

Yeah, but perl scripting is another story, cause of soo many symbols are used. He shoulda just typed it.

[ReeReeYanYan]

"That was easy.txt"

hahahaha

[ReeReeYanYan]

"That was easy.txt"

hahahaha

[drothepimp925]

l0l fucking vista sucks.

dat was funny to watch

[sanderd]

Thank you...

* OH MY GOD HE WROTE THANK YOU *

Besides, this is not made for coding. I'd like to see you 'speak' perl (or anything other than python.. hashh hshhhshhh :p) in real life, guaranteed you'll have problems :p

[sewar461]

not xp, i meant VISTA

[sewar461]

thats what its like to! i just got it hooked up on my xp, the tutorial makes it lok easy but actually its frustrating.

for those that have xp and want to use it, just type speech in the search tollbar and you should see the software. it comes with vista

[AGUERO150]

due man ur funny. funyy as shit

[schiz0phreniac16]

whoah....

[HITigo]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[heyheygaypay]

thats how everyone talks do you think everybody walks around and talks like a stupid news person all the time

[anatolie334]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL

[DonXter]

now im gonna buy windows vista for sure

[AmnAbdulla9]

if you've got a great soundcard and microphone, then speech recognition will work.

[pedrochd]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD!! LOL

[kriszfekete]

dude don't be silly it's write down everything what you say... So, when you say thank you, and these things, don't wondering it's write it down...

[Dskull88]

Speak articuatly dude

[xXUnknownvietXx]

ahahaahhahAHAHSSHAHDAHDJHSDJHh­ahahahahah

THAT WAS FUCKING FUNNY i will wait so long till vista is fucking fully done

[seriall1337]

When you say "thank you" after it deleted, you need to understand that it will write it down stupid.

[burger414]

that was hilarious

[brapp3470]

1:30... I like how he said print lol