Dylan's Couch - Episode 3 - The Manual

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[davewerty]

Victoria's what?

[ROBLOXChris]

I'm going to make my own couch show and at the begining of each episode I would say "give credit to dylan for inspiring me to do this."

[MrLucasa007]

im a emo and a gamer cause i hang out at hot topic alot and when im bored i go to game stop nd buy a video game

[GHninja101]

LOL this was a crazy show that i made my own parody! LOL

[cookiez9843]

i was cracking UP

[Jedi318]

this was when youtube shows were real...now its all teenaged losers with constant swearing cause they think its funny...

[OldMyspace]

what is the manuals wikipedia page name

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[Sk84evr981]

its funny how this isnt a joke

and hes serious



[CapnKeys]

If you need instructions, check out the enclosed instruction book.

[moorekidx14]

all your shows sound fake

[sonickun95]

do you have to say the key things 3 times every time instead of 1? It's kinda frustrating after a while.

[TruDeathTV]

Asshole. That retard thing at the end makes me want to knock you out

[krew162]

wow your such a cock get a haircut faggot. wtf i bet the person u date is a guy dickhead

[heavyd279]

well looks like u r the dick head

[krew162]

1:49 GAYBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chikkmagneet]

dude sitting outside the dress room for your date when she's at victoria secret is not embarrasing! think about all the opportunties! People will look at you and think you are going to totally score later and that you'r date is totally smoking hot to be trying on clothes from VICTORIA SECRET! have you seen some of their clothes?? Every guy loves them i must admit, so really, you shouldn't worry the tiniest bit!! Unless of course... you're 10 or whatever... as i think you are... but idk :)

[ballsack301]

your videos make me want to curb stomp a baby

[LuckyViolinist]

omg lol "life threatening allergy to poly cotton blend"

I shop at goodwill... what clique does that make me a part of? The uh, poor kids?

[iJaywalk16]

Do you hangout with the retarded kids??

[iJaywalk16]

Do you fist yourself on that couch?

[krzor343]

fuck u lil gaylord!

[cutie1234147]

this wuz hilarious video i ever watched your sooo cute keep making more videos

[lawliie22]

HAHAHAHAHAHA'

LMFAOOO

HOLY FUCKK.

[XXXteacakesXXX]

GET A HAIRCUT YA HIPPY

[M43G101]

HILARIOUS....hilarious...hilar­ious! u r soooo funny. & cute keep making more.

[davewerty]

@M43G101 Don't lie to the poor kid like that.... you'll give him hope...

[ROBLOXChris]

@davewerty Dude whats wrong with you ya freaking hater!?!

[davewerty]

Just letting you know in case you didnt get my last 5 comments. You're a terrible person. You do realize that you're not only ugly. but the biggest prick ever concieved as an inbreed you useless piece of cat shit. If you died. MAYBE. JUST maybe. some1 would care, that the world is now a better place. Your #1 fan :)

[Joker0889]

ehhh stop making videos please for the sake of youtube

[TheIcyrunegirl9]

GET A HAIR CUT DYLAN!!!!!!!

[bailywojtek]

WTF

[DeathToSkullz101]

fuckingfunneyassshit.

[IMZEECATMAN]

@DeathToSkullz101 true.. true

[DeathToSkullz101]

shitfuckcrapassfuckermotherlik­pussyvaginacunt!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was Hilarious, Hilarious!, Hilarious

[pXnNuzzo]

shut the fuck up and never make a video again

[toenailDOLARES]

hahha dude your halarious.

[RatDude1996]

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkksssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssss asssssssssssssssssssssss

[jazzjayman]

dylan your a knob

[williamhardyXtreme]

lol,

i love the theme!

[Vyngre]

n 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck!!!

[lorizebell]

oh noes! not dun dun DUN! VICTORIA'S SECRET!!!

[ghostofjamie]

i printed it whoo!! lmao

[TheBrianEffect101]

i hate ur intros but the vids r great lol

[Lillian0001]

OMG!!! u like Hot Topic?! I'm going there tomarrow! It's not EMO!!! Emo's might WORK there but it's not EMOOO!!! :O

EMO'S DON'T HANG WITH REJECT!!! well, maybe. yea, some do.. NVM!!....

Hot Topic! ur awesome dylan keep up the awesome-ness!! ;D

[selenaanddemihater10]

nice u look so young in here lol

[moses4611]

Lol Skattttterrrrsssss. Ignore The Stupid People Because This Is Great

[sillylilly95]

lol. you make me crack up! :)

[LunarSorceress]

this is probably my second facvorite episode, second only to ep.25 Locked Out. so awesome.

poor you, being subject to a manual-clinging cute girl.

[Laurna1995]

dude, my brother goes out with chics just like that. it kinda drives me insane.

[jonasluv35]

LOLZ the blobbers

[moirakellyx12]

hahahahahaa

i love like alll of ur shows

love thissss at the beging when u say hii hahaha love!!!

and the bloopers hahaha love!!!

[shelaandJory4ever]

dylan is awesome lioke i can never stop laughing

[maxhoney98]

dylan is not gay....he is awesome and he is not a fag or w/e

[ASsasiNOfMETAL]

FAG

[HBKrules17]

this guy is wastin his time puttin fake videos on the internet because he has no girlfrend and he talks gay!!

[4550718]

u look so differnt now!lol

[liquidmeat]

fuck yo couch, check my comedy show

[Kbscooby3]

i love the blooper at the end!!!my friend would die if she saw that :)

[corleone1192]

is it a guy or a girl?

[karanous13]

wow please stop repeating what you just said!

we hear you.

[LilAnnoyin]

lol,the theme song

YOUR AWESOME,IM A KID,IM 11!!! GO ME GO :)

and a dude

[spongebob25addict]

lol so funny! good grief! hahah! hilarious hiLArious. hilarious!!!!!!! heehee. victoria's secret. he is super funny. i saw every episode!!

[Annab12338]

5:42 - 6:03 lol

[mermaid12345678910]

high five!!!*high fives dylan* i luv hot topic!!!!!!!!!its fucking awesome!!!!!(srry 4 cussing!!!)

[Annab12338]

i love the blooper

[theguitarheroIII]

supposedly..........its about queen victoria.......and she was having an affair.......a secret affair.....so.....victorias secret........

[elmolover848]

look at 38

[PuppyLover979]

ur cute!

[chookiejmstbbgb]

ur cute!

[radarcivilian]

You do great impressions!

[PeaceLoveHappiness00]

life is a pudding pop

[theguitarheroIII]

lol stop this at 0:44 he look hilarius....hilarius.....hilar­ius......btw dylan this is the best show on youtube :)

[KyleSpringer12]

no argument here.

[idontcare6666]

HAHAHAHA wow where do you come up with this stuff? its deff hilarious lawlz

[tdunseth]

hot topic is awesome!!its where i got my favorite necklace!!

[breakitdown411]

you are realy cute

[GamerGal12]

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaw

how i looove ur hair

mad videos

[dandan5558]

your hot!!

[wackyjackielove]

did you get a hair cut......your hair looks differnt but still hot

[junerrulesgo]

i have looked all over on wikipedia and there is no manual but this dylan is a funny kid

[militaryqt]

there has been no recorded fact in history relating to any supernatural entity causing harm to a living person, and there is no record of a stabbing of any youth named ann, annie or any other form of the name by a boyfriend. Get a life.

[jessicat96]

i wanna see that maunal lol.

do they really have that on wikipedia?

what do u look up?

[lukethenerfdude]

the manual is in dylans description box

[McFlyLover92]

is that true? or r u just making this up?

[imsoaweirdo1]

ahhh you loke so cute

[donthitmycar]

omg loove the booper

[polkadots79]

where do you live and how old are you in this video?

[laughattak828]

its not embarassing be at victorias secret wit ha date

ITS FUCKIN AWESOME KUZ U HAV AN EXCUSE 2 BE IN THER

[supermantanban]

This is the gayest video I have ever seen in my fricken life!!!!!

[thepranksters001]

his theme song is WAYYYYYYY to long

[NintendoJeff]

Learn how to spell you retard

[TheNerdlopedia]

your show is definently better in later episodes, but ur still funny. love this episode.

[ciaranboy1000]

Your vid is really boring, at least try to be funny. By the way I rated it 1 star because you forgot to get a proper haircut

[purplepoodle29]

i dont think the haircut is part of the equation

[ngshero]

punks are awesome

[xXbrokenAFXx]

emos r awsm

[karlito362]

i like you videos but you repeat a little to much especially hilarious. it gets really annoying no offence. i love the videos thoe

[HawkNelsonLuver22]

lol at the end

[bexterproductions]

i love abercrombie!

im no poserrr

[Sambug16]

I love hottopic. i get discounts there because of my aunt

[virgogirl1997]

u fuck up

[ResponseofPlykshow]

Dylan talks about things, nobody cares about but you watch anyway.

[tonyrocksmysocks316]

Hot Topic is the best store I go to.

[GooseRampage23]

what a little fag! "WELL DOYA!" calm down you freakin psycho!

[MissSarahx3]

haha very funny.. btw hottopic is like my FAVORITE store ever.. and jessica was right.. a prep wouldnt be caught dead in hottopic

[PlanBsk8r591]

unless there was a  "hott seexy skater in skinny jeans" in there

[MissSarahx3]

haha yea =]

[PHtheunicorns]

wong all the preppies at my school go there, although i hate hottopic, cuz it's mainstream and im punk.

[taekwondoshorty3]

can any1 tell me wat the emporer joke ment? i didnt get it

[PlanBsk8r591]

The "Emperor's New Groove" was a movie that had come out when he filmed this

[oceanluvrX3]

You're stupid. he's talking about the emperor's new clothes, the story.

[rineae]

its about an emporor that gets tricked into buying clothes that supposedly only good people can see, that really don't exist, and he can't see them. but he doesn't say anything, because he doesn't want people to know he's a bad person, and then he goes to a parade or something naked only he thinks he's wearing the good people clothes.

[taekwondoshorty3]

o i get it now thx 8)

[pomal]

and nobody says anything to him because they think that the clothes exist. they think that they just cant see it. so everyone acts like he is wearing beautiful clothes when he isn't wearing anything.

a young boy says "but, he's butt naked," and everyone knew that the boy was a good one.

so everyone made fun of the emporor

The End

:D

[Eirthbndr]

I love Hot Topic too! It rocks.

[YunaLIke]

"Forget Landsend, nothing could save her now."

that was priceless.

You are hilarious, kid.

[aimforarse]

you should do a trock song

[LunarSorceress]

"emos!" 0v0 lol! i love how he says that! rock on dylan! ^.^

[Huggableteddybear]

WOW. i love hot topic. :P

[rossignolboarder]

hot topic is emo

[PHtheunicorns]

i hate hottopic. Emo sucks! up the punx!

[rossignolboarder]

skaters suck jocks rule

[nobodycares345]

your a fag

[rossignolboarder]

fuck off, gimme a call you motherfucker and then talk shit, 1775-291-3639

[sidewaysskatezine]

jocks!

[musicalmoocow]

i love how he says emos

[SweetApple312]

jessica sounds real stupid

[fifidoodles]

who do you film with? cos in all ur bloopers someone starts laughin before u lol

[BurntWafflesWithJam]

I love this episode

[happy465]

WTFS WRONG WIT EMOS

[happy465]

this is sooooooooo boring,but its either this or an episode of charlie the unicorn AGAIN

[oceanluvrX3]

Or, option 3, you could do something with your life...

[JCWlove]

good grief! another close call!

[marielandali]

I LOVE YOU DYLAN!!!!!

[banfixisere]

retard

[RockstarFan13]

nice bloopers!

[omghaleyomg]

what mall do you go to?

[212rocker212]

i love hot topic! and wow, emo? psh. i think i just peeeed.

[atreyuthegreat]

u fuckin suck monkey nuts u peice of shit also zushen owned ur ass

[Freakyfreak1551]

hot topic is tha bessttt!!!!!!!

abercrombie's ok but its too preppy-lookijng for me

[bacaitel]

whats with ur couch its like old fashion or soemthing

[ONEagleChick]

ahhh! my name's victoria. do you know how much ppl say 'i know your secret! victoria's secret!'

DO YA?

[rossignolboarder]

I live in Dayton.... and everyone search hot pockets and soap and comment it!

[blukitty7717]

lol! i luv him! =)

[onlinegamer1]

i live in a place called abercrombie.....

[kingnic17]

"hey hi hey hi,i'm a gay dumbass who can't do shit." wtf?!

[bellish99]

i love the gram-e vocie!!

[karuk7575]

wtf

[Bubblegumfreak11]

oo i love hot topic i get like all my clothes from there i also like abercrombie

[music0babe707]

Woo! I love Hot Topic too!

[PConley90]

fag. do you get beat up a lot?

[Browndemolitia]

wow. waste of my time... WTF!? is funnyer.. he slapped u XD

[Minabelle123]

lol

mememememe meeeeeeaaaaaaa

0.0 That was the end for jessica.

[haharenee]

I love hot topic too :]

[damez123]

hilarious.. hilarious HILARIOUS

[hipgirl123]

do ya? well do ya???!!

[rossignolboarder]

meow

[macgregordj01]

hilarious,hilarious HILARIOUS!!

[Sansandamnyourtan5]

Duuude, you need a new date then haha.

You don't need to be hanging out with a girl

who follows this so called "manual"?

that's bogus (: She a hoe.

[UrFavoriteGuy]

wtf is this? man, zushen is right. ROFL

[Inesimoees]

you are so sweet

[carlymichellex]

awwe, id rather be anything than a prep.

[shoppinglol]

omg for those ppl who hate it so much, why the hell r u watching it!!??

[dvp8196]

poor jessica

[XfactorfreakX12]

OMG! i love hot topic...it is not for emos... totall agree... and also, i hate "the manual",its just a way of judging people without knowing them... i hate the people who live by it. jessica is a retard

[nobodycares345]

hot topic is not for emos dude

that store owns

[emoturbin]

oh you forgot one other clique...Faggots, like you!

[emoturbin]

you actually got a date? wow....

[mamouse12]

how old are you hottie?

[ilovealfieforeverr]

dont make fun of retards butt head!!!!!

[mochacass101]

this is really boring and not funny at all.

[RoyseAlexis]

Umm for the people who are bitching bout the video fyi ur sitting here wasting your time on it. yeah your real cool! get a life and stop critisizing

[xhedgehogsrockx]

uhm... the end was very mean.

[frabaert]

I hate you!