Wheatley Update

[Psychroc]

Does anyone remember when they uploaded a video of Wheatley with the original voice actor? Then everyone bitched about how the old actor sounded better when they released this video. That was utter nonsense.

[66606cl66]

omg i think they cut 'oh i think she likes you' because everyone was laughing to hard to take GLaDOS seriously

[66606cl66]

love the sprue's with turret bits on them, would love airfix to make a turret

[gremanc]

did you guys hear different turret?

[coms758]

I love how you cant see wheatleys eye too at that point where he starts using the flashlight

[SonicAngel23]

@jimthechimmneyman1

@DrMegaGenius

Actually, I'm sorry to say you're both wrong. I'm not sure if it's used or not, can't remember, but in the final boss fight Wheatley tries to hack again. The password actually turns out to be ABCDGH. :)

[jimthechimmneyman1]

I would bet money that the password whealy tried to hack was " cake "

[DrMegaGenius]

@jimthechimmneyman1 i bet it was 'GLados' 'cake' i too short

[Tawnyshine]

2:02 you can hear the turret say "Hello" :'3

[toastysock]

I love SMerch. :D I flailed when I first heard he was in Portal 2.

[Danngoow]

Please Valve, make a Glados- or Wheatley-voice app for the Iphones Siri. That would be awesome.

[DaGameGuy11]

@hobbitwopner I am not valve, but I think that is impossible. Those consoles are not strong enough to run the game without a complete remake. I doubt they have the budget to remake a newer game.

[hobbitwopner]

valve, can u make portal 2 for ps2 or wii? pls reply

[plasmaTee269]

2:58 GLaDOS part

[MaRiAtheHeDg3hOg]

"...you know, after you murdered me."

"YOU DID WOT."

I love Stephen Merchant, guys. So much.

[HoneyCrystal0]

@MaRiAtheHeDg3hOg he makes me giggle. :3

[dodiswatchbobobo]

the resolution in the valve videos are amazing. Better than the game, really

[InvaderRosie]

0:29 i guess they dont like him T_T

[RobloxSuperbl0xy400]

1:57 Did anyone hear "Excuse me?" from a turret?

[ahoyjulia]

Stephan Merchant gives me bubblies.

[mistaecco]

I bet valve won't respond to this comment.

[RakkoonAndFriends]

I like it when she says "Test results are back, Your are a horrable person, But we didnt need to test you on that" X3

[tomsoftmedia]

Totally new Wheatley !

[januscisioscarin]

Why they removed the ''I think she likes you'' quote?

[Portal2Fan1337]

They should've put these clips in order. Makes you think they activated GLaDOS after all of that.

[crashin1]

Steven Merchant was the absolute BEST choice for Wheatley 

[SoLSn1p3r]

Wheatly, if you attempt to use your Youtube app, you will die

[erkpwnzall]

If Rat Man ran past at 0:43, I would die.

[Conqueror441]

HES SOOOOO COOL

[ZiemniakEnterprise]

3:13 - Hm, robots can breath? xD

[PrivateJoker212]

I bet GLaDoS can dubstep like a boss

[mrsdracomalfoy1000]

Even though I knew there were no monsters or axe murderers in the game, I was still terrified to play that part of the game.

[Wegaskiller]

I love the irony:

Glados: "I think we can put our differences behind us. For Science. You monster."

It just cracks me up every time.

[Veovis523]

Humans and their... folklore...

[Peaserist]

-Chell can you say "apple"?

-Windows

-That's better.

[shaunblake101]

@Peaserist good job

[thenewnoob123]

@Peaserist no way

[coldReactive]

@Peaserist "Say, apple."

Chell: "Linux"

Wheatley: "Err... where have you been? 1991?"

Chell: "Nope, 2015."

[capitol5000TV]

3:13 How the hell does GLaDOS sigh?

[lkmrn325]

"Ok, look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret." lol.

[ExTrAChArGeD]

lol wheatley "oh, i think she likes you"

[tellep7]

robots can die?



[KBBMProductions]

@tellep7 Correction: *Portal* robots can die. But alas, they are very much Still Alive.

[cuteboy3672]

@MYFARTSAREDEADLY and @itcanbecheezcaketime Remember is 10+ years old and up

[Virzy7]

Remember when people thought Stephan Merchant would be a bad voice actor? :P

[MrJethroMc]

For science...you monsterrrr

[MythOfEchelon]

They moved a lot of this audio around to different parts of the levels didn't they?

[PacoChicago]

@thegirlincyan I could never remember what it stood for, so I always told my brother it was "Gained Life and Destroyed Our Stuff". XD

[omgroofelz]

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[massivive]

@omgroofelz fail

[tehSPACECORE]

I'm 101% sure about that the password was AAAAAB :D

Aww, I love Wheatley's british voice<3

[daflammablechicken]

isnt it unfair that the graphics in the trailors are better than they are in the actual game

thumbs up if u agree

[StelarCF]

@daflammablechicken turn your friking options up if you want the game look like in the trailers!!!!!!!

It looks fine for me even in _LOWER_ settings.

And I will give you a thumbs down, because I disagree

[mikeandrewp]

@daflammablechicken Get a modern gaming PC. Something with an HD5770 should do it.

As for consoles, well, you can only ask so much of a 7800GTX from 2005...

[itcanbecheezcaketime]

@MYFARTSAREDEADLY

If your game is slow and still looks shitty, (<-you forgot the comma) buy a better graphics card or a new processor.

[itcanbecheezcaketime]

@MYFAR...

I realize that. But you should have paused. Otherwise, it's like a run-on sentence. The comma was created to indicate the amount of breath needed to complete each fragment of text when reading aloud. It also separates the sentences into its respective categories.

ex:

[I could just as easily make statements show details and provide sources without providing the proper spaces in my sentences only to confuse the reader into thinking i was going on a long-winded rant.]

BAD grammar nazi!

[itcanbecheezcaketime]

@MYFARTSAREDEADLY

Personally, I would rather people be humble than grammatically correct. But go ahead and hop on that spell checking bandwagon you see everyone else on. Fits you perfectly.

[itcanbecheezcaketime]

@MYFARTSAREDEADLY

You're the one who made an ass of yourself correcting grammar in comments when you're also making mistakes in your own grammar. Sucks don't it? Remember this next time you decide to act like a complete douche. Anyone can pigeonhole anyone.. and when it's done back to you, you don't seem to like it. Good. Pussy.

[MYFARTSAREDEADLY]

@itcanbecheezcaketime Hypocrite Much? Good. Banana.

[MYFARTSAREDEADLY]

@itcanbecheezcaketime Obviously this argument wont end anytime soon. So, I'm sorry that I offended you and that I made a donkey out of my self. I'll try not to be a German grammar corrector.

[itcanbecheezcaketime]

@MYFARTSAREDEADLY

Apology accepted. Though, you didn't offend me. I love being a troll to trolls. It's troll cannibalism.

[xX3twoXx]

@itcanbecheezcaketime

acctuly its not dont it its dosent it

[itcanbecheezcaketime]

@xX3twoXx

Actually*

not "acctuly"

and I didn't say "dont" it, you grammar nazi. I said "don't it"

and it's also not "dosent it". It's doesn't it?"

Now you look worse. Why don't you remove that comment too.

[FrostbiteCinemaYT]

@daflammablechicken Accualy, they're the exact same. Just turn your settings up..

[ChaosDemon2124]

I just watched hall pass last night and Stephan merchant is in it :D

[BonniZombi95]

"Hello!"

"Ohh, it's you."

"You know her?!"

"It's been a long time. How have you been?"

"Ohh I think she likes you!" LOL. I love you, Wheatley.

[StelarCF]

@BonniZombi95 "I've been reaaally busy you know... after you MURDERED ME"

"You did what??"

[McMissile]

/watch?v=xAMTRf706Z8

[spanishax]

I love Wheatley... :)

[Dulxeboy]

"You know, being dead, after you MURDERED ME!" "YOU DID WHAT!?" LOL

[maplestoryfan10]

how come GLaDOS has to be upper case but its ok

[thegirlincyan]

@maplestoryfan10 its like that cause its an acronym. Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System

[Crystalmonanimation]

Lol Wheatly at 3:06 "*whispers* ohh, I think she likes you!" XD

[FistingLegend]

"We both said a lot of things YOU are going to regret"

[pppie123]

σ_σ

[Zeferak]

"After you murdered me."

"YOU DID WHAT"

[Soreanol]

0:37

"It's piontles!"

I hope somebody gets that one.

[Erik5mith]

@Soreanol no please explain

[Soreanol]

@Erik5mith Oh, it's just a little meme from the IGN comment boards from a few days ago. Some guy misspelled pointless "piontles" twice in one sentence, and it somehow stuck with the people.

[Maxdg1013]

Wheatley (whispering): She likes you.

[Swordflash4]

Good to see that they don't like giving spoilers!

[ilykpeanuts]

I think i'm going to buy this game, just so i can hear steve merchant talk to me while i play :)

[Frischkeks19]

now he is gleadley

[LPSgal10]

i was playing portal 2 and when wheatley said he was given the job to all the smelly humans, i told him he lost points. big time. XDDD

[lalamei00]

@Hudson21Nguyen

It was a turret. xD

[blackrose8412]

How have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED me.

(You did what?!)

*sigh* Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret.

But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science.

You monster.

[MichaelMacrae56]

wheatleys eye isnt cracked yet, even though he was partially crushed by glados BEFORE this event.

[Thedeoradude]

@MichaelMacrae56 this WAS two months before release

[plotster4]

why wheatly why? *cries*

[dalekcaan1963reborn]

"you did what!? D:"

[MegaclownMusic]

Potato battery as an evil???? - Valve is the best!!!!

[LilRiiiicoo]

how cool would it be if valve released the beta maps as a DLC for Xbox or an update for PC

[SHADOW45R3SPAWN]

@XxKsem4NxX Aren't buying.

[The8347135]

@XxKsem4NxX you can stupid

[XxKsem4NxX]

@The8347135 why? -.-

[0terminater0]

we both said alot of things that YOURE going to regret

LOL

[KakaPlanet]

@LuisNuj I already explained that in previous comments

[88FingersEddward]

"You know her?

...Oh, I think she likes you!"

^Two of my favorite Wheatley lines in Portal. :)

[NielThomas16]

Has anyone noticed that the Computer/Announcer's voice is different too?

[AVanimations]

@NielThomas16 its the same person. they just made her voice a little more ''real'' or something.

[EchoBoomer1987]

Wheatly: I'll just hack it, not a problem... hold on... AAAAAA

*BUZZZZ*

Soldier: Stand back son, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, uh 1

[Spore9996]

@EchoBoomer1987 Best. Thing. EVER!

[PopAPortal]

FUNNY!!!

I use that same hack on car doors, windows ect.

[KoyasuNoBara]

Do you know, I still get a laugh when Wheatley's trying to figure out the password. It just amuses me that he's brute-forcing it...at human speed.

[Hudson21Nguyen]

did anyone else hear something say hello at 2:03 ?

[boynedmaster]

How did Wheatley not find the password with his method?

[Anju616]

who didn't moved when he said : Don't move

at the beginning ?

[I8PeeMehrdad79]

why does glados look different?

[MorganCupkakke]

@I8PeeMehrdad79 the head. The head makes it seem diferent but only the head is.

[FlightSimx97]

@I8PeeMehrdad79 the ball isnt GladOS....

[TheSpygearCP]

I like his new voice and i finished the game 2 times it was awesome

[MindlessTurd]

but i think we could put our differences aside... you monster

[ZILOGz80VIDEOS]

QUICK PUT DOWN A TORCH!!!

[cptmacmillan1111]

I bet the passwords was "GLaDOS"

[BrandonSpikeFink]

"We both said alot of things you're going to regret," XD

[beringui]

Fucking awesome accent!

[neojami]

@KakaPlanet: You mean how they got an actual voice actor to do it instead of one of the animators?

[a0001521]

2:26 he's trying to hack episode 3

[Host00Die]

Wait...In TF2 the password for that door was 111111 wich is 6x1

now its 6xA

Coincidence much? >:D

[Luxai]

@Host00Die Who told you that was the code?

[Host00Die]

@Luxai Dude at the trailer Meet the spy , the solider says 11111 uhh 1

[Luxai]

@Host00Die Which doesn't open the door. Heavy smashes it.

[Host00Die]

@Luxai Yes but anyway.

Neither Wheatley can.

[Luxai]

@Host00Die True.

[KakaPlanet]

Again, clearing things up: This video: Merchant. The good voice actor that I like. Go to this video here : /watch?v=vWQasZbjy_I to see Lord's voice for wheatley. See how non-personalistic he was?

[ksrea]

Lol. Imagine if the password really was AAAAAA.  xD

[winxlover451]

wait so robots can SMELL now?

and, okay, i might stink, but dont go pint that out!

[KakaPlanet]

Note: I don't like Lord's acting cause he was too meh. The voice that got into the game was energetic and absolutely perfect for the Wheatley character.

[L1n71np4rk]

Lol Duke Nuke advert :D

[LittleHieuy]

Wheatley was a cool character until he got into a female's body and started having periods

[alonalon777]

@LittleHieuy it wasnt a female body, only a female core

[a0001521]

221 people think they can use their flashlights

[HerdULeikMudkips]

I'm naming my first born Wheatley. And s/he shall become an astronaut. :D

[cokefan3]

1:43 Omg Star Wars Episode 2 :O

[acethenuke114]

@cokefan3 yep good eye and 300 see the sprtain helmets

[123Katiscool]

221 people are very, very stupid. And Evil Wheatley is gonna kill them.

[chantszkinken20]

@123Katiscool He's not that "Evil", just because he's THAT stupid.

[wenstynemusic]

@NyanStar1000 No we don't.

[casdfdfsdfds]

Brute force...6 digits? Heck, that's pathetic for a security system.

[xbon1]

This is the only time in the game where you get to see Wheatley hack anything!

[sn0w8litz]

@xbon1

Wrong! He does hack that door, that one time.

[Vix847]

@sn0w8litz With his face.

[I8PeeMehrdad79]

@NyanStar1000 ???

[RinsemanPictures]

AAAAAA... AAAAAC

[steamgamesandmore123]

wtf you did what!!!!!!!!!!

[Ninjamaster971]

YOU DID WHAT!!??

[TheRoyalAquamaster]

I love how everyone was originally complaining about the change and now they love it

[dgd151]

2 people can notice the obvious

[antoni17ify]

wheatly reminds me of stewie

[esuret88]

220 people turned on the flashlight and died...

[ilovecarrots555]

1:06 Hey, a Companion Cube! :D

[EpicFunkey]

And thus begins Chapter 5 of Portal 2...

[Mikeyc2k6]

Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

[Tekow1]

"ill just hack it, not a problem... hold on... AAAAAA" *meeep* haha, that hacking plan was epic :P

[tranz2deep]

@Tekow1 Shoulda tried GLADOS..

[MrKzim95]

@Tekow1 one one one ermmm ONE!!

[MrNeffery]

The 220 people that disliked this video all died when they tried their flashlight.

[suroguner]

why don't the turrets activate anymore?

[Rachel00917]

it's really interesting to see how they moved and changed things around when the actual game came out. (ex: Wheatley's monolouges are in different spots.)

[kboy11100]

@Rachel00917 Don't forget how wheatly looks after Glados squishes him. I the game wheatly looks all buggy and sparks occasionally. I this he still looks shiny and not broken.

[thefighterdk]

FUCK U WHEATLEY BETRAYER!!!!!!

[Psychroc]

Lol, who else remembers when the original voice actor came out and people fell in love. Then this video came into existence and for some reason people got mad pissed.....mad pissed about a character in a game that wasn't going to be released for several months

[Evilnicko]

I could just imagine Wheatley and the Annoying orange: "hey Wheaty hey hey" Wheatley:"What the Bloody hell is it?!" Orange:"GlaDos"

[Evilnicko]

I could just imagine Wheatley and the Annoying Orange "Hey Wheaty hey hey" Wheatley: "What the bloody hell is it?!" Annoying Orange: "GlaDos"

[utscuba]

@Evilnicko More like

"Hey Wheatley! Hey, hey Wheately!"

"What do you bloody want!?"

"Space."

[M107A1Clan]

lol i thought the ad was a new cod!