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  • Ahhhhhh this is frightening

  • dickhead

    

  • At first i was pissed off for being mislead, once again, on a youtube video(something they need to remedy), but after reading some of the comments and laughing my ass off, it wasn't so bad.

  • go kill your self NINJA Sarah silverman is a respected AMAZING person i love her oh and shes the lozer... yea right at least she dosent sit in the dark caling hersef a ninja with a dumb fake voice. :)

  • i swear i kno dis bitch..

  • TheDorkIntervaginal ..As of this date , the most pointless futile cyberwaste of all time

  • This is so gay your a dumbass

  • i want to bang your vaj hard and make you cry

  • Umm, perhaps write a script first. Your improvisation skills aren't your strong point, so maybe before you put yourself up on youtube write it down, give yourself a chance to re-write what you think is funny and delete what you think isn't.

    ...Food for thought...

  • This is the fucking biggest waste of my time. Thank you you 8 eight year old twat.

  • Another kid needing some attention. Now you have it go to bed!

  • kids like this make me support abortion.

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  • crap

  • WTF??

  • this vido is a fail

    and i think your fucking retarded

  • This is the funniest thing i have heard in a while. Content and heavy breathing in the microphone.

  • Okay....I'm scared.

  • im not going to say gay because that just offends the homosexual community.. this is dumber then that

  • wow this is shit back up from the mic dumbass

  • Now that was NOT funny!

  • step back from the mic u fuck head

  • she/he sounds like the pedaphille from family guy!

  • trying to be funny ? kinda failed :s

  • Idiot.

  • "she puts people down to pick herself up..." She is a frigging comedian....it's her job. just like your job is to be a boring idiot making retarded videos of yourself.

  • @number1dougster... you made it all the way through this atrocity?! i had to quit fifteen seconds in!

  • your horrible, and you should go back to your sweet tea and stfu.

  • This is awful.

  • 1:49 of my life that I'll never get back! Get a new hobby, kid!

  • @Number1Dougster I'm a closet case now leave me be mean lady

  • Yawn. Whatever, kid.

  • @Number1Dougster

    lol

    u watched all of it ??? that was one second of my life wasted ..... max

  • @Number1Dougster ur the dumbass that sat threw it, moron

  • Close Your Channel Leave YouTube and do home videos that way only your family will see the garbage you "Host" and maybe Your mama will slap you for being retarded. Hence the reason you hide your nasty self.

  • So this one time I thought I was going to see Sarah Silverman on youtube. What the fuck is this? Ninja's don't talk, have southern accents, and probably have good video equipment. Absolutely stupid... The end...

  • @jtcarter23 AHAHAHA HA HA! *Ninja's don't talk*  was not expecting to laugh that hard- thank you

  • This is quite funny. and i say QUITE funny. but 5stars anyway.

  • retard

  • Oh my GOD!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SAD LITTLE FUCK

  • omg you sucks bitch

  • lol i know how u are ur pairs lol

  • .............................?­

  • your video game my computer... a herpey.

  • What the fuck is this? Did you tuck your dick between your legs while you did this? Whackjob.

  • Is this supposed to be insulting? Funny? It's neither.

  • hahaha FAIL!

  • People are strange

  • douche

  • dirty twat go die

  • Doucebag

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • you r gay

  • WTF! twat

  • Holy crap, this video was made my a creepy person from an asylum!

  • epic fail, pause at 2 seconds

  • get a bit closer to the microphone

  • Lame dude.

  • retard

  • fuk u and ur mofukin mama ass hole!

  • You need a bullet.

  • total wanker.. i would love to stab you in the fucking throat

  • @JohnnyFeelgood81 thats a bit much.

  • @JohnnyFeelgood81 i love how both the most thumbs uped comments are hateful ones ^^

  • your a retard :S

    your seriously trying to hard to be funny

    and ur really not, give up.

    you make me cringe

  • You're****

  • eh?

  • That is how you spell you're in that context. "Your" is used when talking about something someone owns.

  • soz man, forgot i was at school ^o)

    YOUR a retard.

    just cause ur ripped cause ur not funny.

    FAIL

  • it kind of sounds like Britney Spears

  • Stop talking you idiot. I stop watching after 3 seconds.

  • This Retard sounds like the little woman from the poltergeist!

    R x

    p.s. Sarah Silverman is fucking hillarious

  • you are an idiot

  • Your voice is so annoying! you don't actually talk in that high pitched cringe worthy voice do you? and i like sarah btw, paris deserved it.

  • This is verrry funny stuff. She should win a Grammy. Luv it (;->

  • i dont like Sarah Silverman as a matter of fact i am waiting for the day she just banishes from tv to never be seen again

    but hones u got some unsolved issues ur self

    why the songs? lool it was awkward but funny,

    no honest! if u are over the age of 17 then omg.

  • she does it cuz she is the shit. dont hate the playa hate the game

  • you're stupid like your mother!

  • wow, this is the most retarded thing I have ever seen

  • freak. who the fuck are you?

  • i will never get this 1:49 of my time back and you never showed me a roast of any kind. you fail.

  • jesus christ move away from your god dam mike

  • do the world a favor and kill yourself.

  • im going fuck you up...

  • I'm waiting for you!!

  • you probaly some closeted 14 year old boy suffering from gender identity issues i bet you not even from the south

    also i applaud anyone who mocks paris

  • hahahahahaha what a weirdo

  • Ok so Im 13 and most videos with kids my age lower and sometimes upper get really really bad reviews along with a 1 star rating and usually like those types of videos maybe becaues Im a kid ok so i watched this video and it sucks hard

    1 it is not funny

    2 Shara Silverman is awsome and Paris Hillton is horrible and she deserved that same with Britney Speares

    thats all i have to say

  • Who is Shara?

  • shame on you

  • jus read some comments and this freak is gay aswel....wtf

  • all i can say is freak and try hard and wot the bryce is this person doing making these boring f!@ked up videos. if i type in mtv roasting and this is what i get i may as well give up on you tube

  • not funny

  • Euhm... You know, Sarah Silverman just makes JOKES, that's why she's a COMEDIAN, it's what she does to make people laugh. It's not like she really means it. And if you can't respect what she does, then don't watch it, cause with the vid you poasted, you ruin it for athers who do like COMEDY and/ore Sarah Silverman.

  • shes a loser?? i think you mean yourself.

  • what the fuck is this?! Are there people as dumb as this in other countries? I hope not because if that's true its not only Americans that are in trouble, its the whole fucking world.

  • what the fuck is your problem?

  • I read the comments and watched this anyway...probably the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

  • WTF

  • Wow, this was really boring. If you are reading my comment, just switch videos now, it doesn't get better. Youtube is for posting videos, and you can't see anything in this, they might as well just post an audio clip.

  • ... faggot

  • it's called A ROAST!!!!! why the fuck did you put this piece of shit on the internet? you are so fucking stupid that the thing that i shit out earlier nakes better videos than you. who gives a fuck about some jewish cunt who makes fun of other people. self depracation is not what a roast is about. worst waste of time EVER!!!!!!! and yeah i do suck at stupid jokes but you suck at pointing out the obvious!

  • 1. You sound like a girl

    2. I think she's a manic depressive so she probably has a lot of insecurities

    3. You are more insecure because you won't even show your face

    4. You stole that voice from Family guy, and did it badly

    5. Britney Spears deserves to die

    6. Fuck off

  • I got Spears and Hilton mixed up. They both deserve to die anyway

  • I have never seen Family Guy

  • you are a weird cunt lol

    this video is the most pointless piece of shit i've ever seen

    sarah silverman is hilarious

    britney and paris are cunts

    end of

  • ya. really. ok its just the most famous show in the world besides south park and the simpsons...you must live in a hole

  • I have never seen it..only bits with the talking baby

  • Are you fucking kidding me, you've seen it, and you thought "i'll make a horrible video and copy this voice cos the only way i can even attempt to be funny is using a girl's voice"

  • And why won't you reply to any of the 4 other points i made?

  • Point by point? ok

    1. I'm all man

    2. she shaved her head because she was a druggie and the hair would give the game away.

    3. ....maybe maybe not.

    4. like I said I have never seen it.

    5. kinda harsh.

    6. simply...no.

  • Sarah Silverman didn't shave her head...and it's not harsh if someone does more bad than good for humanity then people shouldn't be exposed to them. They shouldn't all be killed....just most. And you've seen it, don't lie.

  • stfu oakland and this was the lowest stupid video ever ur bitch as cant even show ur face.... thats cool..

  • you sound like that nonce in Family Guy

  • wot a queer

  • this is the scariest thing to watch high.........ya.....flapjacks.­...HOLY BAJEEZUS...there is a robot in the hallway!!!

  • i feel like pad of butter on top of a hot pile of flapjacks......ya....DUDE what happened to yer eye ??!!

  • not even worth typing for. i'm stupid for watching this. also, kinda scary.

  • What the hell.

    This could have been really funny if you had used a different voice.

  • Ive said it before and I will say it again, you sound like a girl.

  • I'm all man

  • Silverman is a putrid, infected, rotten, dripping, bloody, oozing cunt.

  • tht wus the most retarded movie ive ever seen, bsides sarah silverman is the shit, and paris is a cum guzzeling gutter slut

  • im scared = | LOL im actually scaredd ..

  • what has been heard cannot be unheard

    why do i feel dirty?

  • fix ur mic...damn...noob..!

  • o, he/she trying to act like the old man from family guy.but ya....still...WTF IS WRONG WITH U!!!

  • I've never seen family guy!

  • You stupid fucking time wasting cunt.

  • this is random + kind of creepy..

  • WTF IS WRONG WITH U

  • right on hokage sama

  • wow.....disturbing

  • Wow dude you suck BallZ...I want my click back!

  • I want my clikc back, lol. That is funny

  • ok then.

  • nooo. shes doing it because its her job lol.

  • this is actually really creepy..

  • What. The. Fuck?

  • I second that!

  • i'm sorry you had such a bad childhood and feel the need to revisit it as a 5-year-old boy under a black sheet

  • you like freaky friday, why?

  • i don't actually, but thanks for trying

  • ur paris hilton!!!! i know u put this uP!!!!

  • you are so creepy

    please tell me that, even if you are actually a child yourself, you do not live in proximity to any other children

  • really?

  • WTF?

  • this sounded like herbert, the creepy old man on family guy. xD

  • loser

  • OMG little girl you sound perthetic are you english tryin to be american????

  • I am not a girl! I'm a guy an American guy/teenager.

  • well sorry you were given i female like voice in your parthetic stupid little undignified reply video

  • no for real man/woman/girl/guy whatever you sound like a girl man, or man girl or idk fuckingshitdamnit

  • Fuck u!!!

  • This is up for my "worst on the web" list

  • this video is the gays shit ever put on youtube i rather watch my dog taking a crap than this shit

  • You're an idiot.

  • AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! NOOOOO JUST FUCKIN NOOOOOO!!! SHUT UP!! STOP IT! WHY DID YOU DO THIS!?!?! GET HELP!!! btw... you sound like that old guy off family guy.... STOP THAT!

  • u jus wastrd ma time u dumb prick u fuckin redneck bet u a slapper jus lik fuckin paris

  • ok........WTF???

  • two words: kill yourself.

  • one word.....why?

  • Just do it... Don't ask question...kill yourself...

  • lol xD

  • My god you're as close to retarded as anybody could ever be lol this is modern America people. Retarded people putting on accents while sitting at their computer all day talking shit. This girl needs a pool cue shoved up her cunt until it comes out her ugly mouth lol

  • LOSER

  • he/she reminds me of that guy from family guy who talks for a long time about nothing, but sounds like the old perv guy.

  • oh i see u r the same as paris hilton a retarded cock sucker take the frigging mic outta ur mouth the dark asshole. man u r sucha retard hahhahhahahhahha

  • Sarah rocks.

  • yessuree she is one fucking retarded ass

  • she a ass hole )0(

  • You are a piece of shit.

  • take themic out of your mouth, it's not a penis

  • This is the dumbest load of crap I have ever seen. Ever.

  • DUMB BITCH

  • Fail.

  • lol everyone hates you.

  • uncercy= unessercary...

    Spend less time in the dark and more time seeing your voice coach...

    She is a comedian and paris and britney give her way too much ammo... They need to smarten up if its going to stop...

  • And you need to go back to rehab.

    Nobody wants you.

    Now go shove a 12 inch razor laced dildo up your ass, please.

  • oh wow nice come back what are you five actually that would explain alot like the shitty vid and bad voice work cause that totally is not an accent so why dont u go and clean the shit out of your huggies and then do something good for humanity and go hang ur self