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  • Like this if you don't fucking care what year it is!

  • Please, put closed captions in all your videos.

    I'm brazilian and my english is not so good.

  • There's a hole in my shoe?

  • Dear Graham,

    Stop vlogging about personal things that happened between us in our relationship.

    -Your Ex Wife.

  • This video was like therapy to me when I first broke up with my ex. After I decided I wanted her back, I read the Magic of Making up. It didn't work and I found " Surviving a Breakup: Getting Back Your Ex For Good" by Matthew Mehra on Amazon. I now have my ex back and things are going great. This was very helpful to me in the process of getting my love back.

  • Yes indeed, a visionary.

  • shoes and women are designed to have parts of the body inserted into them

  • omg lol wat a legend!

  • How the hell did he even get her to marry him??

  • @aniki91344 He bought her shoes.

  • Dat doll's Arse.....

  • "Both shoes and women are designed to have parts of the body inserted into them"

  • "Both women and shoes are programmed to have something inserted into them." LOL

  • shoes dodgy

  • what program do you use to animate somegreybloke videos?

    ... is it by chance a free download? :D............

  • true... true...

  • OMFG, hilarious!

  • This is pure genius :L

  • Its True.

  • shoes are objects. women are not.

  • that's not the same, women and shoes, WTF?

  • please stop giving thumbs up to the punch line of the video... kinda spoils it :)

  • @RenegadeMaster07 Please stop reading the comments. And watch the fucking hilarious video. You bloody idiot.

  • @ieatmilks lol my screen's resolution is 1920x1200, so i see the comments whether i want to or not :(

  • @RenegadeMaster07 Sorry, not my problem.

  • @ieatmilks i never said it was :)

  • @RenegadeMaster07 Try waiting until you've watched the whole video before you start reading the comments.

  • @skoockum people have already replied and as i explained to them my monitor is 1920x1200 resolution, so its not my fault if i see the comments while the video loads.

  • @RenegadeMaster07 No no, I didn't mean don't let comments be on your screen -- you clearly can't help that. What I said was don't read the comments. Information doesn't force itself into your brain simply by virtue of being on your screen, it takes an action on your part in order for your brain to take in the information. That action is called reading. If you don't want to know what is written, just don't read it.

  • @skoockum i know but its hard lol cos the video is loading and my eyes naturally do it :P i do try tho :)

  • he has the same thought process as sheldon from the big bang theory

  • @Trucidofy Divorced?

  • @mknorman I will spontaneously burst into fits of laughter for the next several months, to be honest. And it can never end. Great.

  • nice doll ..

  • stop thumbing up the stupid spoilers ... i hope we all can notice the funny part when it comes

  • It was funny when the woman was drooling over the shoes on display.

  • great point well made...why don't women get it?

  • i did 1999+1 = 2000 what do i biologicaly get for that?

  • although it's harder to understand the evolutionary advantage of the accumulation of footwear HILLARIOUSSS =))

  • your ex was hot!

  • you should have murdered that cunt!

  • which is also a dangerous topic of convo... shoes... lol

  • ahahahahaha

  • watch out for the crazy ones (crazy women)! There are lots of them. 

  • This guy is really funny...

  • ur ex wife 2 is sexy :P

  • He has a point. I'm a chick, I'm a tomboy, and I desire converse and gothic combat boots >.>

  • ...outstanding! lmao

    

  • why would you say "Insert parts of the body into them" as an example? but it was kinda funny...

  • This character 'Graham' is just soooo Brilliant.

    p.s. and I do think he has a point about women and their really wierd 'my-own-feet' fetish.

  • LOL! This is too funny.

  • Right on! The truth be told! hahahA!

  • Really quite a dangerous topic of conversation, shoes Lol!

  • carnage nun megumi!!

  • "A dangerous topic of conversation. Shoes."

  • I like how the sponsor ad is for crest white strips. heeh.

  • Please, Can you put the subtitles? I am learning english

  • well excuse us men for having male instincts

    i bet u women have sex dreams about celebrities and stare at other men just as often as we do to women

  • Fuck ya gray your a real fucking man!!!!

    We can stare at ass if they can stare at shoes!!!!!

    totally they same, both you can look but not touch they are teh same!

  • This is so fuckign funny lol

  • I love it...so freaking funny, keep going.

  • you are soooo funny :) .... really

  • cswpntbistbdmwrtwff!

  • Get back to work! No more funny films! xD

  • They always leave the room when they've lost a debate. BWA HA HA HA HA

  • Seriously, can a woman please explain what the female fascination with shoes is ? I have been involved in this famous issue after watching Seinfeld on the topic with an ex who had the shoe ogling issue and refused to admit that she did it. When does a girl develop this intense almost sexual fascination with shoes ? I'm sure even lesbians are attracted to shoes. What is going on ?

  • believe me, there's a lot of women who can't tell either XD

    I think it's just SOME women, bit the same thing like men who buy a whole collection of car wax for the one thing they care most about ^^

  • Thanks for the response Zuktarr, so you think it is just an involuntary activity like collecting ? Interesting. That would suggest that shoes probably have an unconscious/symbolic meaning to which the interested parties aren't fully aware. I wonder if shoes somehow symbolize men to them ?

  • I think there's a strong link between shoes and how attractive a woman feels. It's not so much the need to accumulate loads of shoes, it's just the need to find that "perfect" shoe that will make you feel gorgeous. And of course, once the shoe-buying high wears off, the woman feels unattractive again and probably guilty about spending a lot of money, so restarts the shoe-seeking cycle in order to validate herself again. It's a weird psychological catch 22. That's how I see it anyway.

  • Thanks for that insight ofxxxthexxxflowers. So you could say that shoes become like a self-esteem based "retail therapy". This is interesting, as guys seldom look at womens' footwear, so women must be buying shoes to impress other women. Do you agree ?

  • well, kind of. Certain shoes, like stilettos, will change the way a woman stands and walks, which men WILL notice. Also lots of men think stilettos are sexier than, say, Ugg boots. And although women enjoy being complimented by other women, it's not a matter of being "impressive" as such. Women are more likely to bond together (due to high levels of oxytocin) so don't tend to compete with each other. Of course, lots of women just think shoes are beautiful. Hope that helps!

  • Are you really certain about what you are saying about women not competing with each other ? In my experience as a psychologist I'd have to say that women are far more inclined to fight and psychologically undermine each other than men, and studies tend to confirm that because there aren't laws governing this sort of attack that it happens a lot more than physical violence.

  • Well, maybe, but I don't think that's about competing. It's more subtle and complicated than that, I think. It's biologically and evolutionarily true than women are more inclined to "nest and nurture" than men are. Sure women can be hostile to each other, but I don't think it's for the reasons you're presuming.

  • No doubt there are many complex and culturally driven rules at play as you say. I have noted that women are very territorial about their nests, and affines, and bitterly resent other females being proprietary about them.

  • I was laughing so hard I missed the ending and to rewind it XD

  • Brilliant

  • Ha!

  • WOW you LAID THE SMACKDOWN on her CANDY ASS by saying " shoes and women have one thing in common"..... "both have parts where other bodyparts can be inserted"

    WOW you NAILED it brother

  • i love your videos SOMEGREYBLOKE..... you are so original////// love you so much

  • lol shoes...!!! good one

  • bahaha

  • LOL, that was hillarious

  • that actually makes alot of sense in a weird way...

  • LOL

  • ... mmm Shoes, dangerous indeed.

  • lmao!

  • ROFL >:D

  • LMAO

  • LOL

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  • XD omg that's rich!

  • dude i swear im gonna use that the next time my girl goes shoe shopping! its GENIUS. normally i just compare women to cars but now i can get her on her own LEVEL!!! thanks grey bloke

  • hahahahaha

  • I do not like shoes.

  • this is brilliant!

  • lol fair play no window shopping bitches

  • Boy his wife's looked hot. phwoar!

    until I saw 0:39. D:

  • hilarious! :D

  • lmfao

  • Your ex wife was hawt.

  • "But I didn't. I went on."

    I will spontaneously burst into fits of laughter for the next several hours. I hope it doesn't happen while I'm eating.

  • @mknorman I will spontaneously burst into fits of laughter for the next several hours. And it can never end. Great.

  • wat is that on the computer

  • his favourite japanese cartoon character (see '5 things about me')

  • "Insert parts of the body into them", ROFLMAO!!!!!

  • I know seriously I'm a woman and I don't like to look at shoes.

  • Can't take a joke?

  • i like your sense of humour. lol

  • She was not bare feet at the moment she was staring to other - more beautiful - pair of shoes, right? :D

  • Theese kind of guys are awsome, Search "tales of mere existence"

  • "Stop talking now" LOL!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha!! This is soooooooo funny!!

  • "My wife WAS very good looking AT THE TIME" - LOL!

  • MADE OF WIN :D

  • ee's a funny guy :)

  • "She said stop talking now...I didnt" lol :D

  • cswpntbistbdmwrtff

  • He is a wise man. I never thought of that before. hmm....

  • cool vid dont ya think?

  • women are hard to understand... girls are even harder to understand.

  • not really

  • guy syndrome lol

  • That is funny as fuck!...and so very, very true!!!

  • AMAZING!

    made me LOL

    P.S. almost roflmaoed

  • LMAO i love some grey bloke!! keep uploading your vids dude! they are hilarious! take care x

  • LOL

    both shoes and women are desighned to have parts of the body into them XD

    so true

    so true

  • Did anyone noticed that his head is shaped as a dick ?

  • lol

  • who hasnt :D

  • You should get a laptop

  • hahahaha!!

  • quality mate!

  • This is amazing.

  • LOL ?

    "evolutionary advantage of accumulating footwear"

  • 'evolutionary advantage of acumilating footwear' LOL

  • i love the grey bloke

  • whats whit is stop talking and women

  • priceless again! my GF is the same (at least with the shoes) as long as i dont touch i can look all i like :)

  • lol discreatly

  • Well done again! Funny funny funny!

  • ok looking at other women is a step towards adultry, because you know what guys are thinkin when they stare, thier minds are not ina good place, and if women look at shoes that does NOT correlate to adultry therefore it is NOT the same! lol although it would be the same if the women looked at other men lol!

  • What do you mean their minds are not in a good place? When I stare at a hot girl, my mind is in a very good place.

  • We have two very conflicting views of GOOD

  • Looks like a good example of how subjective good and evil can be.

  • a very "good" example hun

  • When women look at shoes their minds are full of covetousness, which is also on the Top Ten "Thou Shalt Not" list.

  • "Desire" is not the same as "covet." psychologically it is healthy finding something you enjoy or desire and then rewarding yourself with it on occasion, this makes you more receptve to happiness. "covet" is when you are envious of someone else or want something because it belongs to someone else. that is why the Bible says do not "covet" someone elses wife, cuz u can desire a future wife of ur own :)

  • I think you missed the joke.

    Considering you basically explained the premise of why this is funny; that he does not see the difference between staring at women or shoes.

  • No it's funny because it's witty and sarcastic and it crosses the line. But that doesn't mean its not his true opinion. most jokes are grounded in personal beleif i.e. racist jokes, jokes about a handicap of sorts and includes sexist ones like this as well, and its not just a retelling of something He heard, He's made it up, which is a big indicater that he's voicing a controversial opinion. one that I disagree with. and also I never said it didn't make me laugh... ;-p%

  • Actually, you're in the wrong. You have a stereotyped opinion which is simply not true. It may be as that but it can also be that a joke presents quite the opposite of one's beliefs by mockingly agreeing with smth or exaggerating it which is called irony, satire, or sarcasm. What the joke implies largely depends on the IQ of a person who tells the joke and how it'll be interpreted - on the IQ of a person who listens to it.

  • Actually this doesn't prove me wrong, all you did was give another definition of humor. that definition is correct and so is mine they just differ, and just for the record you honestly beleive that he meant for this joke to be taken as opposite? like He really enjoys complimenting women (or his ex) so why not sexually degrade them... genius!

  • You've missed the point of my comment. But just for the record: the purpose of a joke is not to degrade a human being but to remind him that he's already degraded. ;)

  • Riiiight... nice to know your position on the matter... have a nice life. ;)

  • I don't have any position on the matter. Shoes and women are not the same things and the parallel he draws is not quite adequate but there's still some truth in what he said in broad terms. If you are not able to see that, it's not my fault.

  • So... its not exactly true. but in a broad sense it is true. Oh i get it now, thanx so much.

  • Hmm... do I detect a hint of sarcasm here or is it just the lack of expression you get with computer messages? You'd better watch yourself because your God of the Bible doesn't condone this kind of behaviour.

  • The writer's opinion:

    Shoes and women *are* both designed to have parts of the body inserted into them. That's beyond dispute (unless you want to dispute the idea of women being "designed", but that's a semantic issue rather than a scientific one in this instance).

    The joke is that, although this is a true fact, it's not something that a sensible man should say during an argument with his wife. So the man is an idiot for saying it, and from thence the humour arises.

    Oh look, a dead frog.

  • LOL. Thanks for clearing that up. Surprisingly, thats what Ive thought. The real reason why your wife was pissed off is probably because deep inside she realized that it had to be pretty stubborn to argue that something as logical as that was incorrect so however reluctantly she had to admit to herself that you had a point there. :)

  • and your incredibly annoying deal with it

  • Reading a 4 word comment annoys you, why? The person I was replying too is clearly an imbecile, I bet you didn't even read his comment.

  • reading in general annoys me and your damn right I didn't read his comment what did it say?

  • Maybe she just realized that logically a husband shouldn't degrade her in this manner and decided to leave him :)

  • Ok, ok, I'm certainly no expert in this matter, so you win.

  • There is no "winning". you were just trying to make me look wrong and you couldn't sorry.

  • TiaEphesians429, you are a bitch. No offence.

  • None taken, I am in a crappy mood sorry you feel that way... lol

  • "analyzing humour is like dissecting a frog, few people are interested and the frog dies from it"

    did i get the right reference there? haha

  • Please, for the love of god make a movie or at least a 20 minute episode. If you don't I'll send bunnies with crumpets on their heads to disable your b3ta account

  • He proved that a shoe = the front (and back) of the female woman.

  • Or the male woman, now you leave that option open.

  • different parts of the body inserted into them Lmfao! :P:P

  • That figurine ist gut....

  • lol!!

  • sexy figurine on the TV/laptop :p