Dis Raps For Hire

[HALOS1NC]

JUST WTF...If you thought is was a good enough to write it on a board then EFFING DO IT....

maybe just maybe Clint EastWood VS Sadam Husain! and show THAT EASTWOOD is the true AMERICAN BADASSS..... man i got to lay off the old crow! nah just to good and cheap

[ezioawesomeness123]

mad bro?? 0:19

[PixelBeaches]

Everyone start the video and on the board behind him it says clint eastwood vs can this end up being a ERB

[bretian1980]

lol



[YoMama2143]

Dear EpicLLoyd

Theres a kid at my school (Nick Belloma). We used to be best friend but now hes changed. Hes completely self absorbed. He spread my mortifying secrets ditched me alot and lies constantly. He also became fixated on sex even going so far as to manipulate a girl who loves him by lying and saying he loves her back to get in her pants. He will do anything for sex and will fuck over whoever gets in his way. Hes done it to me his once best friend many times. SEND HIM A MESSAGE FROM ME.

[gladiatorgodclassic1]

@YoMama2143 that dude's a asshole

[GreyDintZ]

Clint Eastwood vs Jim Carrey

[EveryDayImSnuffulin]

Yep.



[tuxypuss]

I want a tickle bath!!!

[mercenary2763]

That kid hates POTATOES!!! FUCK HIM!!!

[CHilledBraH]

Clint Eastwood Vs. ? was on the dry erase board. Possible ERB candidate? fuck yes

[rayfan2354]

like if u thought he was talking 2 nicepeter on the phone!

[jrdavies1001]

My computer is fucked so I'm commenting wit my iPad, I can't work out how to reply on this bastard thing cuz I'm an idiot, so would somebody please tell "FinalNinja447" that he should stop being a smart arse and to stop being jealous that he can't grow facial hair for me please

[ToruHong]

I like cheese potatoes mayo and most condiments even though I'm lactose intolerant. Lloyd I look up to you make more vids

[Microsoft170]

i like mayo :)

[PattyIceRaps]

charles disliked this video

[bqk95]

Lloyd's left-handed. Triple Ls. Lol

[TheCGBshow]

Best DisRapsForHire so far.

[12380738]

thank you tech for this nice track

[r3g1g]

@CMBiela This dates back to October 2011....

[AshleySMBrown]

Lloyd's left-handed! I am too!

[omgkill437]

at my school theres a gay ass kid who is always talking about games like legend of zelda he bothers us his name is matt make him shut up and also he has 10 systems he collects vidoe games he is a game freak make him shut up

[ytchip21]

@omgkill437 is his last name cardwell?

[skeetmandoo]

Clint eastwood vs The Wako Kid (Mel Brooks Blazing Saddles)

[martin1zatar]

wayy better than nice peter

[CMBiela]

did you guys notice on the whiteboard behind him it said, Clint Eastwood vs. ???

[ssjken1]

i have a sister actually two and they both piss me off because they always bully me fight me bring down there plates and they even put a password on our computer so i cant play it so plz do one on them i will subscribe and do whatever u want me to

[tallman862713]

this thing is better than lil wayne's...

[KarmaNuggets]

Lynn, Massachusetts! I'm one town away from there

[pokemofanforever]

do you guys notice the hidden erb eastereggs???

[TheEdeasy1426]

clint eastwood vs......... charlie sheen? please?

[123456wavedude]

@Mangoman1337 haha ikr XD

[XxavengerxX11]

sharpie made 89 diffrent accounts to dislike this.... his older brother is fucking him up xD

[omardub15]

MY NAME WAS THERE

[acelestin14]

0:37 best look he has ever made

[mastershred1991]

1:31 epic lloyds epic penguin moves

[TheSnipermaster98]

Owned

[MushyMinecraft]

@iancccahoon now its 88 :(

[MrBlue99999999]

@MushyMinecraft 89! 

[Comraderob1]

tickle bath-wtf?!?!

[BUTCHEREDbabies6six6]

Clint Eastwood VS Ghandi

[NessDragonfly]

epiclloyd should be in a commercial

[derajthebrave]

0:17 LOL

[HBKANDREYROCKS]

15 Year old's having mustaches is weird? I grew a full beard when I was like 12....

[jrdavies1001]

Actually, now that I watch it again, I'm not as similar as I thought, the only things we have in common is that I pick on my young brother (I'm so ashamed) and that I'm fifteen

[jrdavies1001]

I love and hate this vid at the same time, love because it's epic and hate because Charles reminds me so much of myself (except for the gothic clothes)

[FinalNinja447]

@jrdavies1001 Sorry that your mustache is actually bigger than your dick.

[supersaiyan4andbeond]

@FinalNinja447 dont steal other peoples words

[Zovex11]

My name is Charlie...

[Lightjack47]

your another inspiration like destorm

[xXxcelticwarriorxXx]

ROFL LOVE IT :D

[ronLWD]

He was so angry, he ate his drink xD

[polske322]

Lynn is actually a tough town... lol I feel bad for that kid.

[Ahivalaostia88]

YOU ARE GOD AS HITLER DUDE !!!!!!!

[FogsFles]

@funneyboy99

he isnt smart enough to do that.

[mousepad49]

Hey guys anyone else with me to try get this video to 1 million views if you are just keep this comment up the top so people can see it. To help Lloyd just refresh your page a couple times and we will be there soon

[MrThethenoob]

ERB

[MrThethenoob]

Yeah Its ERE live

[ddelga1234]

Did anyone notis on the background of his office is said epic rap battle of history any one?...

[AtlReed1]

ERB rulz, i love them all, nicepeter and epicLLOYD

[JtzNathan]

why am i only seeing my views when i look at the dis raps?!

[emtkc]

lol so true

[Duragon910]

This is awesome. MOAR!!

[JuseLova]

Clint EastWood Vs ? The Best Match Up Ever

[Mangoman1337]

he was so angry he ate his coffee..........

[TamedAggression]

@Mangoman1337 I thought it was a pot noodle x'D

[MVGamingChannel]

look in the background!!! clint eastwood? vs ?

[awesomeryde]

wait a minute...there was no coffee in that cup...

[MrCorruptex]

@awesomeryde nope. just straight up pure, unadulterated awesome.

[creampuff751]

my gay friend hates U his name is austin he hates chuck norris he loves porn

[TheSnak369]

@creampuff751 hmm strange, i know an austin in my town and he loves porn too.

[TallMidgetDubs]

@TheSnak369 Who doesnt love porn? *_*

[ThePro4show]

who else clicked the skip button when told not to

[iancccahoon]

dude you forgot to give me a tickle bath you said you would over the phone

[edy124]

awsome video

[Pissedbadger]

wheres my tickle bath

[swrt96]

He was talking to nicepeter at the beginning

[n1blackman4u]

nice



[Crocpocalypse88]

crap4g i totally agree.

[warsnake135]

fred got skipped

[iancccahoon]

86 people have mustaches bigger than their dicks

[McTbone6660]

@iancccahoon now 89

[ryhoorn9]

@iancccahoon

like santaclaus??

[JosephKerr27]

An epic idea, Mr. Ahlquist, for sure, but I also didn't like Things 1 and 2. Off to watch Dis Raps for Hire episode 2!

[TheNoNames121]

Hey Lloyd my names Ewan my brother William always picks on me every day and I really want him to stop could you do a dis rap for hire about him. I love you vids he always calls me a saddo because I spend my time on YouTube I WANT HIM TO STOP!!!!!

[ANDREASLAMBROUful]

clint eastwood vs ??

[iizombiext]

if u click at exectly 0:08 it sounds like he saying Sargent tickle bath

[Mateusleagueoflegend]

Lloyd..you ROCK!

[pjlehner]

gangsta as Fizznuk :D

Awsome beat!

[XReachHalo]

Charlie made 86 accounts and disliked this vid

[amberfalse9]

hing at everything I write and showing my drawings to everyone. He called my friends and I ugly and my friend fat. He also called us emo and "cutters". The only reason I believe he thinks this is because we normally wear some type of black shirts. Apparently he hates the color black. Please flush out his egotistical attitude with your bath of epic rapping righteousness.

With Much Love and Fandom,

-Amberfalse9

[amberfalse9]

Sorry to add to the list of Dis Raps For Hire favors but: Hello, EpicLloyd. I would like to ask you to exact sweet rhyming raps of vengeance against a boy named Davin Senesac. He is tall, and has weirdly long eyelashes to go with his brunette Justin Bieber haircut. He is constantly trying to look fancy with nothing but Aeropostale and Hollister clothes. He apparently enjoys taking whatever he wants from anybody while they're not guarding their things, and reading my personal journal aloud, laug

[TheIYouMe]

This is still the best Dis Rap

[MsAmbercook]

Lloyd is so adorable!!!

[CunningDragonite97]

In the beginning, does anyone see the ERB stuff?

[TheMojo88]

plz i beg u slimshady 2 DESTROY THE TALL PUNK

[TheMojo88]

james tindle is beating me up calling me gay because my freind has a high pitch voice

[bruno9331]

plus, my dad says they are his children and i'm not !

Brandon also makes a scene every time he doesn't get what he wants once he said that he was going to put himself in front of a train just because my dad didn't bought him a new ps3 game :s

( hope that helps )

Thanks (:

[jakemthws18]

hey im from massachusetts :D worcester

[NickWasCertainlyHere]

in the background at the beginning on the white board it says "clint eastwood? vs?" maybe a sneak peak of the next erb?

[Hahahorde]

DUDE, why isn't ur @ss on MTV yet? :)

Ps. let that nicepeter guy ride on ur success one more time ;-)

[MrHelllllloooooo]

@Hahahorde

hahahs i k r

[Savalric]

Anyone else notice the Clint Eastwood vs ??? in the background 0:07

[TheEvilCheat]

@Savalric Yes and there were lyrics under that

[brandonGARRISON1]

plz take the time 2 read. ther is this kid named angus (rhyms w/ anus... lolz) hes a kid who is a huge bully he steels stuff and thinks hes better at rapping than you and he thinks hes better than everyone everyone at my school who knows him wants you to DESTROY HIM and thats alot of ppl who really hate him so MAKE HIM REALIZE UR BETTER THAN HIM and destroy him plz thank you epicLLOYD for taking the time to read this - brandonGARRISON1

[Burninglambo]

@brandonGARRISON1 not to be a douche or anything but u its steal* not steel

[gatoradeBD]

@Burninglambo ikr i got hacked that waz my acount so sorry

[stewy123able]

dear epic loyd i love your videos and im a big fan of you and nice peter their a bully in my school he thinks he nows everything his name is austin white hees a pecil dick no hoes no swag winy bitch he plays baseball and suck at it he thinks he is the shit and always talks about going pro he make fun of my family more spesificaly my mom . he has no girlfriend he talk shit to most of all his teachers he alway near this girl i like but evrey time i talk he just ride him,PLEASE!!!

[crap4g]

damn that guy is so much of a dick he made 86 different accounts to dislike this video

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

@crap4g lol ikr

[funneyboy99]

@crap4g na he just hacked peoples accounts

[RandRock1]

ight listen up plz. Kaden a true bully. II am short for my age so of course i get hit by him at least twice a day. But the thing i hate the most is he does just pick on me he likes to make fun of mental kids. Course the kid only laughs with. One of his friends stopped hangng out with him because he was tired of getting bullied becuse he was his friend. course no one wants to stand up to him and i am to short. So plz EpicLLoyd, make sure he's destroyed

[mouthymotor15]

@EpicLLOYD Clint Eastwood vs. John Wayne!!!!!!!

[MicaiahA4]

EpicLLOYD Rocks!

[hawkinable]

Wtf?!? Thats Stupid... At Least The Start Was

[NineFishMuffins]

These vids are badass!

[Hugi300]

man charlie is a douchebag

[neromite]

now how is he better than lil wanye

[Orrator900]

EPIC!

[Epicman629]

He is Chuck Norris of rap!

[sharkomania100]

@Epicman629 and chuck norris in the rap battles lol



[Note2Death]

hav any of u tried to stand up? still tell lloyd to make raps about the bullys but some times standing up for yourself works. if they continue to bully u try not to ue violance or get mad. bullies r like leaches. they feed off your life. they love ur fear. they want u to hit them. show them u arent afraid of them and strike fear into the bully. take note that there is a chance it wont work. i hope your bullies leave you all alone soon

[SprinTSnipingHD]

Dear EpicLLOYD a guy in my school named bradley giles thinks he is all that because he hits me and calls me names like on the bus today i was talking to my mom about hockey and he called her a fucking whore! and a week before i was walking home from the bus stop with my 5 year old sister and he pushed her down!!(she is 5!!!!) ps:noone likes him im not saying if he wasint mean i wouldint like him but he doesint have to take his anger out on me!

[Stormeris]

@SprinTSnipingHD wow...youre kinda pathetic, cant you like punch him in the throat and shove your boot up his ass????

[Note2Death]

@SprinTSnipingHD his problem is he more than likely has home problems. if he picks on you show him you are dominant. make him fear u. im not necessarelly telling u to punch him or anything like thtbut let him know u dont fear him. everyone hates him right? he cant touch u. get everyone into a pack and make him stop. use a threat if u want. if nobody is brave enough to stand up to him, even together, then strike fear into him by urself

[Note2Death]

@Note2Death . the main reason bullies pick on the "smaller" kids, im not saying ur weak or small, is cuz they think they cant fight. normally wen u step up they back down. i got so angry at this one kid tht i told him to his face " if you keep this sh** up i will go to ur house wen u r asleep, i will punch u in ur throat, rip out your heart, and eat it in front of you" even tho i wouldnt really do it. it scared him tho. i also used crazy eyes. dont get crazy like tht tho lol. i went too far XD

[Note2Death]

@Note2Death tht was only cuz i hold my anger in so weni get ticked by a certain person i blow up. dont keep ur anger in alot cuz it causes psychological issues. i know how to control all tht stuff but i still need to let my anger out some times. good luck with the bully. i hope he straightens up

[SprinTSnipingHD]

@Note2Death i pucnched him in the face in school got expeld fvor 2 days but he ran away crying!!! Then his biger brother came back and started to yell so i yelled back and he turned around and walked away i might of got expeld but who gives two shits it was worth it

[Fandubridge]

Dear EPIC LOYYD

YouTube keep taking down my videos even though it is protected by fair use for parody. Other shows similar to mine aren't affected so why do they pick on me? CRUSH THEM!

You probably wont tho cos they are your boss now but I just wanted to belong D:

[Note2Death]

@Fandubridge accually they r not his boss. they allow him to put videos onhere. his sponserers r his boss...i think

[TheBeast8776]

dear EPIC LOYYD

HEAR ME OUT LISTEN REALLY CLOSLY THEN DO WHAT I TELL YOU PLEASE MAKE MORE EFFIN DIS RAPS FOR HIRE

[lpsgirl02]

sadly i got jumped by 2 kids in 8th grade thay talked about my mother chiris and tessa there mean to my sister at school and i kinda scared to go to the pool now i also got chocked and thew up or spit blood but im new at nicepeter and you epicloyd so i would of said this sonner but dident hear of your epicness so plz show them whos the king

[Note2Death]

@lpsgirl02 so there r 2 of them...get all ur friends to scare them senseless and try to make violence ur last option...if u even use it. look at them crazily wen u r with ur friends and talk to make them fear you. if they scare ur friends tell them to stand up for eachother. seeing how u r a girl i cant really say much about how to handle this because i dont know much about how to psych out girls. hope they leave u and your sis alone

[FriedSheepBladder]

@lpsgirl02

This barely makes sense...



[8368OFTQA]

@lpsgirl02 So you're at least thirteen and you still can't spell properly? Maybe they were the grammar police.

[30minshows]

@lpsgirl02 I just tweeted this to him for you!

[red6654]

@lpsgirl02 They sound like complete dick biscuits

[Thecheckoutguy]

Dear Lloyd, there is this kid at my school named Alex.He's unbelievably fat and has a big mouth that goes with his fatness. He makes fun of everyone and spreads rumors about people to troll and make that persons life miserable. He started spreading a rumor about one of my friends that happens to be a girl and Alex told everyone he could that this girl gave seven dudes blowjobs and handys and its making her life miserable. Please make this fatass cry!

[SaneButStrange]

I looked it up and it was probably going to be Clint Eastwood vs Captian Kirk -Rand and Marlena were in Star Trek apparently- so i think this will be one soon.

[SaneButStrange]

This is an idea, i think the battle idea on the board might be Clint Eastwood vs Han Solo or Captian Kirk(Again)

[SoraSakuraba]

Press 2 for ''Dear charles'' 3 for ''I heard you've been a'' press 4 for ''Condiments'' then 9 for that's it.

Dear Charles, I heard you've been a condiments, that's it.

[NintendoFreak501]

Lloyd theres a guy at my school named luis he called my mom bich

and y wanted to fight hem so bad i sed let's fight after school but

he sed no Please Dis hem

[bfoster15no2]

Wow, what he's doing is quite cool :)

[TheMegaWeazel]

press 2, 3, then 9. "Dear Charles,I HEAR YOU'VE BEEN A DICK!, That's it."

[TheMissCoolGirl96]

LOL

[matty5960]

Loyld, i would love you forever if you made a dis rap about my boss who constantly lives with his head up his ass, making me do he same shit daily and fucking with me by making me redo the entire pricing of a used car lot. His name is charlie and hes old as hell, i dont know much about him other than he smells. if you do it i will personally show it to him when i move out of the department. Thanks Matt

[fedoramonkey8]

Please diss my sister she is a douche yeah.

[ziomalesek1223]

@jjb123abcd

A £300 sniper rifle? Well, what kind, P90 XD

Sniper rifles cost over £1000 pounds. Fucking retard, he sounds like a total douche omlet

[janemidnight]

This was the hardest shit I done ever heard.

[YoMama2143]

Dear EpicLLoyd

Theres a kid at my school (Nick Belloma). We used to be best friend but now hes changed. Hes completely self absorbed. He spread my mortifying secrets ditched me alot and lies constantly. He also became fixated on sex even going so far as to manipulate a girl who loves him by lying and saying he loves her back to get in her pants. He will do anything for sex and will fuck over whoever gets in his way. Hes done it to me his once best friend many times. SEND HIM A MESSAGE FROM ME.

[FatherT92]

Dear Lloyd,

A guy named Kevin and his friends constantly make school hell for me and my little brother. He's the typical jock who can throw a ball (and probably catch some too) but cant tell you what 2+2 is. We never said anything to him but I guess it's because we were the new kids and had that new kid smell. Every chance they get they make fun of me but idc its when my little brother is alone and they attack him. This guy has a grade point average of a empty can. Please destroy him

-TnT(J)

[TheAusBeats]

@FatherT92 mate heres is what you do to little punk ass bitches... STAB THE CUNTS IN THE FACE

[stevie3v0]

@TheAusBeats no just fight them and keep going until HE runs ;). I did that in high school and no1 ever bothered me again ;)

[GranfaloonIncarnate]

@FatherT92 Why do most peoples' bullies sound like fucking idiots. ;)

[regiroiseel]

@FatherT92 That guy sounds like your friendly neighborhood cactus eating pile of anal porridge.

[stevie3v0]

@FatherT92 Look i can help with that. Pull some weights for 3 months and slap him in the face a couple of times :p. I had a guy just like him and he went down :). Dont worry tho if you get hit a couple of times just don't stay down. Keep going at him ;). After about 5 mins of that he'll quit, or is school that messed up now? :p

[Null107]

@FatherT92 hit the fucker back with something

[zomslaya]

Dear Lloyd.

Theres a guy at school named 'Blake', and hes threatened to hit me because i was talking to his girlfriend, who ive known for nearly 2 years, he thinks hes tough because hes lost his virginity to the local bike, he needs to get his ass lyrically destroyed, before i do it, please

-Zac

[heavynov]

I first thought the name EpicLLoyd was pretentios, but you my good sir truly are epic.

[Ramu1714]

Dear EpicLloyd, Okay, So there is this guy named EpicLloyd and i want him to post more Dis Rap Videos because they are awesome. PLEASE DESTROY HIM IN A RAP SO HE CAN POST MORE!