Fort Gay Too Offensive For X-Box?

[mastodonseven]

i live in essex (england) which is also not allowed

[LichQueenKathie]

What the fuck were Americans thinking when they named thier places!? xD

Mind you, a Welsh woman can't talk... -.-

[goreziad]

faggot hill lulz

[raichutoyou]

Wow those were a lot of gay cities. ^^

[UnrestfulDeath]

My friend stole another person account by calling up the xbox live support team and telling them that he forgot his password and all he had to do was give them the guys Ip adress which is extremely easy to do. They do an absolute horrendus job of even regulating biographys on xbox and names.

[selfsenter]

They do this because assholes in america will sue at any opportunity they get and on the most inconceivable reasons

[Sines314]

Okay... this is just tacky.

What you're telling me...

Is that there's basically a 'happyville' in every state of the union?

[k0rps3gynd3r]

i've seen the shinarump (shine-a-rump) cliffs in arizona. i often wonder....who the fuck thought of that name?

[navaar70]

I used to live there, my grandparents died there...uh, it certainly is real.

[99f234]

Ha I live in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan! I have been to Fairy Glen too.

[NinjaOwenFTW]

curly dick

[DAI3792]

Gay Head, Massachusetts LMAO!

[pranays]

X Box live is full of racist homophobic 12 years old Christians

That is why most Adults play PC and not Crap BOX, Peace of Shit 3 or another Nazi controlled Game system.

Love your rants Bro

[DwyaneWadeCounty]

Come on everyone. Come to the Playstation Network. We don't discriminate or judge, or care who you are or where you live or come from, or neither do we try to fork out any of your hard earned cash. All we care is about one thing, and one thing only: Gaming.

[C0ct0pusPrime]

@DwyaneWadeCounty just traded my 360 for a ps3 :)

[DwyaneWadeCounty]

All of those landmark names he gave are real, and there's a lot more than that he didn't named. My favorite is Harry Baals, Fort Wayne.

[xxxprometheusxxxx]

faggot hill?! OH LAWDY LAWD!!!

[BlackStarMallitia]

wait a minute when gay tony came out they heavily advertised that ....wouldnt that be offensive to some of the gay community .. I personally love gaming on xbox ..with a selected group of friends not just random people ..they can market a product with the words gay in it but someone cant use the word gay to describe something about themeselves !

[ruane211]

I have a xbox account and know alot of My gamer friends that had accounts baned over stupid things usually most just get a temporary account and keep playing but still xbox does so many stupid things and there rules and that on almost all subjects are over strict and over priced there's not one thing it doesn't try to charge more and more for think it really should be stopped and if didn't have so many friends there and love games like left 4 dead 2 would just let My membership simply run out

[HatemailMagnet]

You can get banned simply for being reported 15 times...

[uncoolnerd]

415 likes and 0 dislikes? holy shit, thats an infinite ratio of likes to dislikes. Makes sense, who doesn't love c0c

[BoozyBeggar]

XBL is a fuckin joke, I remember about five years ago they wouldn't let me name a Halo 2 clan "Murder Machines" because it was offensive. That's right, the word "murder" was too offensive for an M rated game where you kill people and watch their blood splatter.

[DarthBenadic]

This is why i play PlayStation 3, Kevin Butler dosen't give a shit about your religion or sexual oreantaion. GO SONY!

[AmosTheTalented]

There was a guy I used to play named "Immortal Reborn" and in his bio it said something like "Jesus is my Lord..."

I never once thought of having him banned. Perhaps it's time to change my own bio to reflect my views.

[TheZorseWhisperer]

@AmosTheTalented me thinks youre not religious

[pumarunner88]

Bring back more CocTalk. Very underrated channel.

[icansmellcolors]

there is a village name called fucking

[Cecilink60]

Ah Xbox Live. It's like paying M$ to have 13 year olds scream profanities in your ear and get banned for retarded reasons. Oh wait, it is.

[curtisisgod]

My friend got banned for saying "...and I eat subway..." in his bio because they thought it was advertising.. gotta love xbox.

[somebodysdad]

@curtisisgod I was even allowed to say, "I eat..."

[supermanlypunch]

Ok ok, one second, who in the fuck was in charge of naming those towns? Beaver Lick? Faggot Hill? Daddy hole? What in the hell?

[XAxNINJAxKITT3NX]

I have been suspended for describing myself as a liberal atheist recently. But I actually got through to the people and got it re-appealed.

[David12King]

4:10 - 4:20 i fuckin spit out my water

[unoffended]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Coctopus without glasses thats a first for me.

[autumnsylver]

You forgot Dildo Newfoundland Canada and Spreadeagle Newfoundland. I'm not making those up.

[unoffended]

@autumnsylver I googled it its real thats great hahahahhaha. Thats so fucked.

[MacabreManifesto]

Even if someone named themselves "Fagsmustdie" freedom of speech overrides freedom from speech. Thumbs up if you agree!

[vfIskullangel]

Xbox Live is like swiss chesse, there's to many holes.

[TimeForShitpickel]

I've seen 2 towns with the name gaylordsville

[TimeForShitpickel]

Reminds me of the video where Jesus Died lol got hate

[Bardiel2c]

miss pronounced Saskachewan if thats what you were trying to say arou 1:35 but no biggie most Albertins and Manatobins get it wrong too

[TKAultimateshadow]

@Bardiel2c he pronounced saskatchewan right

[Bardiel2c]

@TKAultimateshadow not even close

[TKAultimateshadow]

@Bardiel2c Idk. maybe it's my area

[karadan100]

That's ridiculous. Besides, i have a friend on xbox live called 'kholejustice'. Why hasn't he been banned?

Big corporations really suck sometimes.

[CallousViper87]

Right in my 360 live name my avatars speech states "You are a cunt!" Just as Coc is trying to point out here the rules (just as with everything else) are subject to bias and ignorance.

I unlike most enjoy the products Moneysoft puts out, and unfortunitly companies like Sony and Nintendo could use this against them. Hooray for unneeded bias, ignorance and the need to please the easily offend masses!

[Jotto999]

Faggot Hill, Beaverlick, Lake Cock...hahaha! That's pretty funny.

[IgnisInCaelum]

Is it possible to get a concussion from facepalming too much? Stay tuned to find out...

(Just watch for headlines like "Youtube Videos Cause 364 Concussions")

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

Intercourse, PA

French Lick, Indiana

Mianus, CT

[GodlessInfinity]

I thought this was a joke video, but I looked a lot of these up, and Sure Enough, they exist.

[PhreakStep]

Isn't MicroSOFT also a offensive word?

Small and soft

[Philip0209]

so glad i went for playstation 3 lol..

[Sabohaque]

@Philip0209 ...

[terminaldeity]

In PA, there's also Blue Ball, Intercourse, Butztown, Big Beaver.

[8DX]

So... what if you live in Fucking in Austria.

[randomname1234567890]

Glad I don't have Xbox live or anything like that then.

Pay in advance for a service you hope will be there when you want it, knowing it can be suspended at any time for no rational reason.

[jjmblue7]

Dude, I just went to Gay Head this summer on the annual Vineyard trip. Lemme say, false advertisement.

[awreslr2]

@jjmblue7 You mean there were no Gay heads there? LOL I hope you enjoyed it anyway, it's rather a nice place to view the Atlantic Ocean, if I remember correctly.

[jjmblue7]

@awreslr2 Oh yeah, it was a beautiful beach, especially at sunset. The Vineyard's always a nice place to visit during the summer!

[RPfishh]

I'm not surprised, we are talking about Xbox Live... which has done countless other retarded things.

[SloganLogan]

i can't help but lol

[yourmomdidsayyourean]

Fort Gay is a town in Wayne County, West Virginia, along the Tug Fork and Big Sandy Rivers. The town adjoins Louisa, Kentucky. The population was 819 at the 2000 census.

The Fort Gay community traces back to 1789, when 11 people established a settlement at the junction of the Tug and Big Sandy rivers, across from what is now Louisa.

Took three key strokes to find it cut, paste, click...

[phnixlady]

Just like the guy who got in trouble for saying the word "homsxual," I won't write it cause in this crazy world there are words we just cant say ! Ridiculous. It is everywhere. PS-Just got a violation for a TV screen I shot in my living room last year...I anticipate my YT channel will go away too.

[yerk3]

So, does this mean that if there's a gay Jewish stoner from Anal, Marshall Islands, he's pretty fucked if he wants to play Xbox?

[JosephW99]

Gay faggots working for Xbox.................we should just ban language on the planet............then there will be no more talk about talk....................christ­ans can live thier happy little lifes fucking little boys and fags can be happy blowing eachother and potsheads can just get stoned and relax.................ohhh what a place ohh what a planet....................livi­ng in harmony means living without communication

[paddycrackhead]

a c0ctalk video!!  been so so long. great comeback too

[stripymccatpuss]

There is a place in Germany called " Wank "

and in the Orkney isles in Scotland called "Twat "

[anteracmacash]

@stripymccatpuss pizza is slang for pussy in my language...will x box ban that one too ???

[Bluenaut96]

@stripymccatpuss Don't forget:

Fucking, Austria

Dildo, Canada

Intercourse, Pennsylvania

Shitterton, England

[karachogm]

@stripymccatpuss there is a place in austria called "fucking"



[esemaniac13]

and you gotta pay for xboxlive  thats lame thats why

(FREE) PSN > XBOX-LIVE

[SporeGladiator]

lol

[TheAmazingSatirist]

Microsoft is gay.

[jaymthegenius]

Gay Head is on the Vineyard; there is even a nudist colony near the Kennedy property.

[bowlsallbroken]

Am I the only one wondering what some of the highschool mascots are in these towns?

[Yoshemo1]

You forgot Gaylord, Michigan!

[Darkkat255]

@Yoshemo1 so i wasnt the only who who noticed that

[lionn420]

my uncle lives in homosassa florida.......a retired united airlines pilot. says there's great marlin and swordfish to be caught offshore.

[jay666KJ]

I remember where I lived, there was a street called Titty something....I totally forget what else was in the name, but I remember it was named Titty something.

[thatgaybloke]

A friend of mine whose surname is "Hitchcock" had problems because of an "unsuitable" word hidden in his gamertag on Xbloxlive. Good job he doesn't live in Scunthorpe.

[maidenfucknrulz666]

XBL tried to charge me 50 bucks automatically when my live account expired. i fought it. no charge.

but my XBL still works :D

[blackwolf1200]

Mianus, Connecticut

[pschierhorn]

@blackwolf1200

Da hab ich auch eben dran gedacht... die Sache mit dem "pale" fiel mir später dann auch ein, "light" war irgendwie das falsche Wort.

[SCRulerShinoda]

the only problem is that people get the diaper rash over the slightest thing. People need to grow up and suck it up.

No homo. rofl.

[TakeYouToSchool]

c0c's eyes! did i just get laid!?

[uni4dfx]

Microsoft is a disgrace. I really hope this company dies as soon as possible.

[BLUEC0RE]

@uni4dfx

keep wishing buddy!

[guyhill2]

The only reasonable course of action, it seems to me, is to boycot Xbox Live and other Microsoft products and services. Remember, these corporations have the power they have only because we all pay them for their products.

[DwyaneWadeCounty]

@guyhill2 That's correct, and that's the reason why I sold my Xbox 360. But Microsoft will keep living as long as there are desperate gamers and fanboys.

[pschierhorn]

There's a village in Austria called Fucking... and their brewery actually makes a beer called "Fucking Hell," "Hell" being the german word for that variety of beer. ;-)

[lenoka]

@pschierhorn "hell" simply means "pale" in this context. :)

[pschierhorn]

@lenoka

I know that, I'm German... but when I typed the comment, I couldn't think of the correct English word, so I tried to describe it.

[blackwolf1200]

@pschierhorn Hmmm, wieder was gelernt :)

[Mythosician06]

Dildo, Newfoundland & Labrador, Canada.

[Nytephyre]

lol i had no idea that so many of these places existed. interesting stuff.

[anthonzi]

Atheist getting suspended because they said there is no god in their profile? Now why isn't that in the news???

[anthonzi]

Another reason why corporations are extremely gay.

[anthonzi]

you broked the link to your main

[ReverendJasmine]

haha, sweet research, man :) although wtf is with the censored "faggot" in there? wtf?!?!?!!!

[Roseybaby63]

I want to go to one of the Gayvilles. Sounds fun and friendly.

[666Decius]

My friends Xbox live account just disappeared the other day. He lost his subscription, all game progress and everything else. He phoned microsoft and they said that they have no record of his account so it must have never existed. They cant give him his time that he paid for his gamer score or anything. They said they can't do that because then people would just phone in and try to get that stuff. IT so BS.

[killerrodan]

This is crazy.

[robfathah]

What I've learned from this video -- every state is equally Gay.

:D

[Wolfau5]

Its all bullshit. Something that "may offend", reminds me of Southpark "Is anyone offended by mistletoe?"

[CMO999]

Only in the U.S.A.

[HunterAtheist]

PS3 FTW!

[VarmitC]

Agreed on your final contention there, C0c. It's an issue of subjectivity and the unwillingness to allow the majority to be offended, apparently. Microsoft just has no research standard for such issues and apparently considers the bell curve of society over all else.

[gcore18]

America sounds pretty gay. lol

[BeastlyGerman]

I started cracking up watching this.

"DaddyHole, Florida."

[freethinker3161]

lololol, that was funny as hell. xbox is what i have, but the restrictions on xbox live are a little ridiculous. they should let people just do what they want. maybe let only over 18 year old players play against other over 18. maybe 18 and younger can be kept away and that would solve the problem. older folks can say what they want.

[freethinker3161]

lololol, that was funny as hell. xbox is what i have, but the restrictions on xbox live are a little rediculous. they should let people just do what they want. maybe let only over 18 year old players play against other over 18. maybe 18 and younger can be kept away and that would solve the problem. older folks can say what they want.

[AMP3G]

Dildo , Newfoundland, Canada FTW!

[Raywes881]

Intercourse, Pennsylvania!

[DrZilty]

From the Story : "...said Moore, an unemployed factory worker..."

Isn't WORKING in a factory a pre-requisite to being a factory worker?

That's a bit like a ten-year-sober alcoholic.

[kuroyama1]

lol its true sadly. Its the fact that people who happen to play halo think that flagging is the only way to get even at someone who beats em is yo get em suspended

JUST LIKE ON YOUTUBE!

[jtlorussell3]

You forgot Bald Knob, West Virginia

Czar, West Virginia

Hookersville, West Virginia

Kind of weird that you can find the funny town names in the ass end of states.

[AssRapingHorseCock]

As if I needed another reason to neve use X Box live.

[daxter34]

Lol has Microsoft ever seen there own community?

[Mr500sheetsofpaper]

So, I live near Big Bone Lick, KY. One of the colleges has a funny name. What happens when the girls from Morehead State go to Big Bone Lick?

[ultimatejesus]

Everyone in that town should get a lifetime of free XBL after such an insult.

[darkdragonsoul99]

French lick Indiana

[Zentz29]

HA! Gay Michigan!

I've been to the bar in Gay Michigan. It's called "The Gay Bar"...

It's not actually a "gay bar", just a joke & it's painted pink. At least it was when i was there.

I was wondering if cocto was gonna mention Gay MI.

[madjimms]

Maybe we should all create accounts with Atheism in the title & see what goes on

[Zannyzaitzev]

you missed dildo, newfoundland

[unknowndrone]

1:33 You butcher the pronunciation of Saskatchewan.

[C0ct0pusPrime]

@unknowndrone yeah, its a word i say every day...so you can see why i butchered it...

[Textra1]

Political correctness is crippling us, oops I mean disabling us. It's retarded, umm I mean mentally disabled, err I mean differently abled. It's how the fascists, ahh non-freedom oriented people, are going to enslave us. Slave, can I say slave?

[asdfbobbyasdf]

@Textra1 You put far more thought into that then need be necessary. ALl of this crap started in the 1970's with simply trying to not make kids get their feelings hurt. Its where the term "every child is special" came out. Eventually as that movement gained weight it wants everyone to feel special and no one to geth their feelings hurt. Nothing really to do with fascists

[Textra1]

@asdfbobbyasdf

"You put far more thought into that then need be necessary."

Not really.

[asdfbobbyasdf]

@Textra1 The republican icon theodore roosevelt gave government a far bigger role at the time than anyone else has since. He is a righ wing her who did exactly what the right wingers now hate. Obama hasnt done shit to take away your freedom and if so inform me on what he has taken

[shogo7g]

I wonder how Micro$oft would handle having a subscriber from Intercourse, PA. We'll never know because that's Amish country, but I'd love to see their response.

[MrXstacey]

I wonder how they treat someone living on Dickey Dr in Lower Sackville NS

[lildread1]

he should be on a PS3, iv seen usernames on the PS3 that you wouldnt last for a week on xbox having.

[Craydon]

I am from the gayest place on earth. there now I can't be on xbox.

[bhavvv]

Microsoft suck giant hairy balls.

Wow, they are like me o.O

[bradtolbert7]

Hey you did end up making the video :D

[UnderlordZ]

They may not be joke names, but hat doesn't mean it's not funny!

[andiconda3]

fuckin awesome.

[AceofDiamonds0]

Oxnard, California.

[EscpdFrmPsykward]

You think Microsoft will let me get away with the gamertag "icuntspell"?

[ekhaat]

@EscpdFrmPsykward Hmmm, it's more than three letters, so they won't notice

[yourmomdidsayyourean]

@EscpdFrmPsykward I tried to sound that out but I have an ear infucktion, Twat where you trying say? ;p

[MorphicStates]

@EscpdFrmPsykward I remember back in my EverQuest days I managed to make it a whole 6 hours with the tag Lickallotofpuss.

[sansdeus]

Favorited for list of funny city names to use in the future.

[Pirantube]

@sansdeus

Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada!

[darkwhitedirewolf]

And Fruitland Idaho, much bigger than Gay Idaho.

[radicalbacon]

Suckersville, Maine, is more of a neighborhood of Gray, Maine, than an actual town itself.

[Opl65]

Check out Blow Me Down, Newfoundland.

[bla34112]

gay's ville vermont..

[Tr0llinator]

@bla34112

Gay's ville, gay population 0

[pmarie2003]

French Lick, Indiana

[dildace]

Great visual quality. Godsdamn.

[CanadaEh1969]

you forgot San Francisco

[Vinifera7]

Can't get any more blatant than "Faggot Hill, MA".

[QuisletEsq]

@Vinifera7 Actually there is no town in Massachusetts called Faggot Hill. It is an actual hill in the town of Boyleston. There is or was Gay Head. In 1998 the town's name was changed to Aquinnah to per Wikipedia "reflect the year-round population of a large American Indian population"  Massachusetts does have Belchertown though.

[eraser101YT]

@Vinifera7

Faggot Hill, MA. Got that name because it's full of trees that drop good kindling, or because there is a gay man living in a hut on the summit... I have no idea.

[Antichryst666]

ROFL @ Lake Cock. They named a lake after you? You have to have some balls to go swimming there. Or actually, I guess you could be a real pussy. :P

[stukajunker88]

There's a place in Norway called Fuck. Its sign gets stolen a lot.

[warpedwiselegoman]

i know what X-Box is trying to do,to keep the obnoxious assholes in their place,but this is just retarded

[cosmosofinfinity]

@warpedwiselegoman People have the right to be obnoxious assholes!

So, everything about this is just retarded.

[MedievalWerewolf]

What if he was from Cummington, Massachusetts?

[shenpeewee35]

they wont let me put my name cody in it

[PrideSwine]

LOL all these bible belt states with those town names...

[Sabohaque]

Beaver Likck is my favorite

[pizzatay6378797]

lol Faggot Hill

[adrenacrumb]

I've heard Lake Cock is full of crabs.

[MrNickChopper76]

@adrenacrumb WORD!

[GallusSapien]

thats so stupid. Gamespot is the same. You cant say gay. I understand that its a widespread thing in gaming communities to use it as a slur but grow up. Its so over the top a person cant even claim to be gay without being censored.

[smcauley600]

fuck microsoft fuck fox ps faggot hill tee hee fucking bible bashers 

[mikeyp1230]

This video is hilarious ! The expression on your face when you read "Daddy Hole, Florida" is priceless. BTW, I've been gone for awhile. you got hot dude. Did you loose weight ?

I never knew how gay america was XD