GREATEST HITS - The King Hell Report retrospective - funny videos de risa loco

[zippyman818]

The accent!

[IronDonkeyProduction]

Haha, i love your face expressions ;)

[cbabmbsb]

SUPERMEGADOWNSYNDROM?

[ItsaMe94]

At 0:18 he looks like Jack Black

[christhetromboneguy]

and drank a rusty 5 gallon drum of battleship cleanser? my mom did the same thing!!!!

[matador470]

Hmm thanks for this random friends add or however i knew about it .This is pure comedy gold . Especially the thing that your face is not showing any sights of willing to laugh as hard as possible .Music is great too.But please forgive me for this for this comparison but you remind me of jack black. Voice , facical expressions . And music was more like judas priest + tenacios d. sorry for this comparison . You are an epic win anyway <3

[Lyriicistique]

lol the fergie joke was funny -as you said wax figure i was like 'yea her makeup is heavy lol' then you continued lol..love the faces you make.

[kinghellmetal]

@Lyriicistique

Glad you dug the vid, my friend!

CHEERS TO YOU!!!!

-doc

[christhetromboneguy]

@kinghellmetal a live squid got blown up ur ass? dam yesterday i got a live dolphin, it hurt! nice vid it was awesome

[OrzelBialy007]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha........­. vaginar!

[kinghellmetal]

@OrzelBialy007

My extra r's end up in the strangest places... like in vaginas!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[shanehulick]

i love how he says " verginer " and not vagina. lol.

[kinghellmetal]

@shanehulick

Its this Boston accent of mine... the r's dissapear from where they're supposed to be, and end up in the weirdest places!

CHEERS!!!!

-doc

[bladeere14]

1000 subs no more cuz u never put up new videos

[kinghellmetal]

@bladeere14

You're right, we were dropping there for a while because we slacked on the vids...

...BUT NOW WE'RE BACK!!!!

....Cheers!

-doc

[linhvienthai]

King Hell Rule!!!

[kinghellmetal]

@linhvienthai

Thanks for saying so, my friend!

YOU RULE TOO!!!!

....Cheers!

-doc

[drekas2005]

They should call it Stupid Tube.

[kinghellmetal]

@drekas2005

Actually, that IS what I call it!

CHEERS!!!!

-doc

[drekas2005]

@kinghellmetal Rock on Kingie!

[kinghellmetal]

@drekas2005

Why thank you, my friend!

I WILL ROCK ONWARDS!!!!!

....Cheers!

-doc

[blakesgirl2015]

get a life!

[kinghellmetal]

@blakesgirl2015

I'm trying, I promise!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[bengiMAN7]

CONCHATUMADRE WEBON DE MIERDA !!!!

[carnesfriasify]

eres un grandisimo idiota no mames muy pemdejo el que se rie con esta mamada}

[talleresdecordobaful]

salame de mierda

[Hisield]

ur fucken gay u fucken homo

[spartan13g]

lol i love you guys so much, you guys actualy got me in to singing (although all i can sing is frank sinatra, sue me). i would just like to thank you all for giving me an intrest in music.

from a fan,

eric g.

[kinghellmetal]

@spartan13g

THAT ROCKS!!!!

Glad to hear that we had a positive impact, my friend!

CHEERS TO A FELLOW MUSICIAN!!!!!

-doc

[Horsecrazy1324]

that was the most stupid video ever!!!!!!!!

[Kermit4Prezident]

Cool story bro.

[Spartan2215]

Has your doctor ever suggested suicide? yeah, no im sorry but its a good vid

[kinghellmetal]

@Spartan2215

Thanks for digging the vid, my friend!

CHEERS!!!!

-doc

[kinghellmetal]

@Horsecrazy1324

HAHAHAAAhahaha!

I totally agree!!!

CHEERS!

-doc

[marklouisjordan]

doc where is the new vids my man?

[kinghellmetal]

@marklouisjordan

Sorry it took such a long time, but there's new vids a-plenty!

CHEERS!!!!

-doc

[stickpage1234567890]

hahaha that was funny to look at that stupid retarded guy ahahahahahahaahahaahahahaha

[kinghellmetal]

@stickpage1234567890

Glad my retardation was amusing, my friend!

CHEERS!!!!

-doc

[jesuslovescereal]

THIS VIDEO IS SUPER SUPER SUPRA FUNNY!

LMFAO!

(not the singers ha)

[kinghellmetal]

@jesuslovescereal

Thanks for saying so, my friend!

YOU ROCK FOR COMMENTING!!!!!

.....Cheers!

-doc

[ocelotxp]

You have a way with words, good sir. 

:thumbsup:

[kinghellmetal]

ocelotxp,

Thanks for saying so, my friend!

YOU ROCK FOR WATCHING!!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[siberianwinter57]

great video bravo!

[kinghellmetal]

siberianwinter57,

THANK YOU!!!!

You ROCK for watching!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[italiankinkyAudrey69]

Do you want me to mend your headache???

fastsexfinder(dot)(com)

[IdioticGeniusVideos]

Yo Doc!

I listened to some of your music and it KICKS ASS!!

Let me know when your album is out!

Plus, hilarious vid!

[kinghellmetal]

IdioticGeniusVideos,

Thanks for checking out our music, my friend!

We're busting ASS to make sure the new album ROCKS, and we'll be sure to get the word out when we're done with it!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[kinghellmetal]

naruto123126,

I'm hard at work looking for a medication that clears up my "monster condition", but no luck so far...

...damn you socialized medicine!!!

CHEERS!!!!

-doc

[mouchochi13]

LOL super mega downsyndrome

[kinghellmetal]

mouchochi13,

Its a terrifying disease that strikes... actually I think only whatshisname from Nickelback is the only guy who has it, so we may all be safe!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[Workinman101]

Funny and thank you :-) Please post again, your going places !!!!!

[kinghellmetal]

Workinman101,

Will do, my friend!

Hopefully new videos soon!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[carny666]

You are frigen awesome!

[kinghellmetal]

carny666,

Hey, thanks for saying so!!!

I'm also LAZY and BUSY AS HELL, but I'll get back on the horse and put out some new vids soon!

...hopefully!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[Ritanermuri]

omg i cracked up

[kinghellmetal]

Ritanermuri,

Glad to hear it, my friend!

YOU ROCK for commenting!!!

CHEERS!!!!!!

-doc

[serjfan13]

dude... i went 2... wait... this vid sed videos de vaginas... where are they?... i... um... jerking off a giraffes tail... um... bigfoot fuckin a bowl of macaroni and cheese... i normally love u but i will rip u a new asshole because u made a vid saying zac effron was a monumental talent... whens the new vid coming out... big macs out my ass...thinkmorepink destroying my ass from the inside with a pinapple... ah...wait... do u have any paper towels? i need 2 wipe the cum off my keyboard.........

[kinghellmetal]

serjfan13,

Yeah... thats probably false advertising right there... turns out that we get about 4 times the views if we just put the word "vagina" in the title, so who can resist?

...I'M A VIEW-WHORE!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[standisha]

(FREEBOOBSANDTITS.(COM)

.

I would? I do?br/br/If Fox News reported more real news, you'd call them morally bankrupt. Since they don't, you call them intrepid investigators.

[lypunkdud20]

this is amazing!

[kinghellmetal]

lypunkdud20,

Thanks for saying so, my friend!

YOU ROCK for commenting!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[mastercrap77]

dude... what? Dude. DUDE. NOT COOL DUDE. WHERE IS MAH PORNO? EH? EH? BASTID.

[kinghellmetal]

mastercrap77,

Sorry, friend, this is actually "self-congratulatory porn" rather than the kind with nekkid wizmens in it...

Sorry for the confusion!

CHEERS!

-doc

[mastercrap77]

Oh don't worry man, it's totally chill.

[thinkmorepink]

I want you to molest me from the inside <3333

[kinghellmetal]

thinkmorepink,

You want me to blow a squid up your ass with a leafblower???

Thats FANT-ASS-TIC!!!

I think we could take that act on the road!!!

CHA-CHING!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[thinkmorepink]

I've always loved seafood and anal sex, why not combine the two?

oh wait...not everything works together as well as britney spears and cocaine.. *sigh*

I'll still make sweet sweet love to you with a pineapple.

(random)

...

...

-Shan

[kinghellmetal]

thinkmorepink,

Yowch!

A pineapple???

I'd have to really work out to be able to accomodate a pineapple...

...I'll have to start with grapes and work my way up!

CHEERS!

-doc

[51658478545]

YES PLEASE MA'AM

[sasebastian]

Congrats on 1 Million subscribers you messed up genius. Oh, and the rest of the guys too!

[kinghellmetal]

sasebastian,

Thanks, fellow rockstar!

May we meet again somewhere other than Dingbatz!!!

ROCK ONWARDS!

-doc

[T850CSM101a1676]

I can't get over that first photo, god dayum! LMAO!

[kinghellmetal]

T850CSM101a1676,

Its quite a face, is it not?

Thats the face I was making when I was born... needless to say my mother was never quite the same!

CHEERS!

-doc

[T850CSM101a1676]

LMAO!

[STaRzxEyEz]

im scared ahhahaah

[kinghellmetal]

STaRzxEyEz,

Its a little disturbing, I admit... but I promise that no Doc Thompsons were hurt in the making of this video!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[Barthek]

Awesome recap vid. More of the madness please. ^_^

[kinghellmetal]

Barthek,

The madness resumes TOMORROW!

Come on back for more!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[lucilombardo]

lol love the clips you've chosen, this was hilarious! :)

~*luci*~

[kinghellmetal]

lucilombardo,

So glad you dug them, my friend!!!

YOU ROCK for watching and commenting!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[JAdieykins]

hahaha u are sooo messed up!! its sooo damn funny! u my dear friend have just made my day 40 times better!!!

[kinghellmetal]

JAdieykins,

YAY!!!

So glad to hear that we made your day!!!

NEW VIDEO TOMORROW!!!

CHEERS!!!!!!

-doc

[HaiwianGuy5]

dude doc, once again great video man, all of the greatest moments in one video! dude, yur so awesome, i mean, u play in a kick-ass band, is famous on utoob and has reached 1000 subscripers, keep goin man!

[kinghellmetal]

HaiwianGuy5,

Thanks for the kind words, my friend!

We'll just keep plugging away!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[DudeismMedia]

omg can there be someone who kicks more ass?????

[DudeismMedia]

i watched it...

i commented on it...

i favorited it...

it kicks ass

[kinghellmetal]

DudeismMedia,

Thanks for tuning in, my friend!!!

YOU ROCK!!!

...Cheers!

-doc

[DudeismMedia]

no thank you for making me smile

((btw ur liquid cocaine video caused me to rip my bowels open because i was laughing so hard) im in a fucking hospital right now) haha

[kinghellmetal]

DudeismMedia,

Ooops - sorry about our part in the hospital stay!

PLEASE DONT SUE!!!

New video tomorrow, so come on back for more medically unsafe fun!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[DudeismMedia]

you are forgiven haha

ill be here tomorrow

see ya

[retroglide2000]

Hi doc,

I had a weird dream last night that King Hell recorded a heavy metal version of 'The Shaving Cream Song'.

I think I need to lay off the magic mushrooms for a week lol (even though they go well with my spaghetti bolognese!)

[kinghellmetal]

retroglide2000,

Sayyyyyy.... thats not a bad idea!

SHAVING CREAM!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[JAdieykins]

hhaahahaaahahahhahah shrooms!

[kinghellmetal]

JAdieykins,

Shrooms are DELICIOUS!!!

And always in season!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[JAdieykins]

hahhahahahahahaha i kno

wow ur fucken awesome!!!!!

[kinghellmetal]

JAdieykins,

Glad you dug the vid, my friend!!!

THANKS FOR WATCHING!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[BGranoff]

#98 in mexico! woo-hoo!

[kinghellmetal]

BGranoff,

First Mexico, THEN THE WORLD!!!

-doc

[136Trine]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... You just can't leave that alone XD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

[kinghellmetal]

136Trine,

Haha!!!

Glad you got some chukkles out of the vid, my friend!

Come back more new vids SOON!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[fleshraker123]

king hell nice def the best parts

[kinghellmetal]

fleshraker123,

Glad you thought so, my friend!

YOU ROCK for watching and commenting!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[SamwellKingHell]

Verlier,

I posted a reply yesterday but it disappeared. You are absolutely welcome here! My Spanish is very bad--lo siento! What I meant to say was that Doc is un loco peligroso, and that you--and everyone else--should hide from him as far away as possible. I was joking. Sorry that it came out wrong!

[lovesdarthmaul]

kuDOS man! its only downhill from here babe!

[deltatrevor]

pleeaaaseee ... killll..... meeeeee hahaha

[DocThompsonMD]

deltatrevor,

I often feel that way in the depth of a bad trip... thank goodness noone ever indulges me!

-doc

[GBazillionStudios]

Good highlights

[DocThompsonMD]

GBazillionStudios,

Thanks for thinking so, my friend!

YOU ROCK for commenting!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[SamwellKingHell]

Verlier,

No, no hombre! Estuve diciendo que Doc es un loco peligroso y la genete se deben quidar! Descupla mi Espanol. Ya no me sale bien. Claro que eres bienvenido aqui!

[muthafukkr]

The captcha I had to type just now was:

damento

Appropriate. But they spelled demento wrong.

[muthafukkr]

iamjacksventedspleen -

Thanks friend! At some point soon we'll all get our ugly mugs in these vids too and this thing will truly become a clusterfuck.

[muthafukkr]

btw Clusterfucker was my Grandmother's name.

[muthafukkr]

Doc - I randomly hit pause and it was on one of your, uh, sex faces, and I swear your eyeballs are pointed different directions.

It's almost like you're an alien shapeshifter trying to maintain human form, and from time to time you can't maintain the illusion.

[muthafukkr]

iamjacksventedspleen -

About fergie - ya could throw her a pickle... but it's funny you put it that way... cuz it'd be like throwin a pickle down a hallway.

oh SNAP!

[muthafukkr]

Hey everyone -if you see the link to try the new "Youtube Player Beta" you should click that... the new player lets you fast forward like, right to the end, without having to wait for the beginning to download. f-fwd and rewind are much better in the new one.

[muthafukkr]

naida9 -

LMAO uh, 1:11 is in my view the funniest single moment yet... and, of course, one of the weirdest. Holy Crap.

[DocThompsonMD]

muthafukkr,

Totally agree... they're making alot of upgrades, hopefully thats on the list...

[Zigabot]

Verlier

I believe Samwell speaks over 17 different languages... not all so well.

Good brother, you are welcome.

[muthafukkr]

thepooperscooper69 -

And when it finally DOES lose it's entertainment value, when you finally DO stop laughing at it, just do what I do - hit yourself in the back of the head with a beer bottle about five times, and you'll appreciate these vids on a whole nuther level.

Sadly, this also causes irreparable brain damage. But damn if it don't make for good comedy.

[muthafukkr]

Thanks for the shout out to us little people makin the music for the reports ;)

The new album will take a few months, unfortunately.

[muthafukkr]

Doc - A fancy lady indeed. A fancy... fugly... flubber faced lady.

Wait, isn't that what Fergie is too? In tandem with rodeo clown with downs syndrome? Or sumpin like that....

[muthafukkr]

Youtube needs to abandon this lame comment system and change it to a full fledged messageboard. Come on! You guys are the new TV! You guys are Google now! Step yer game the fuck up.

[muthafukkr]

In a competition with Daxflame, number of subs means nothing. Ya gotta bring the funny.

[muthafukkr]

Doc - Daxflame would have the upper hand? That's a "tall order".

[muthafukkr]

Mofo in da house! Aw frak, I'm a day late. I missed the King Hell party.

It's so lonely here.............. where's MiniMotherfucker to cheer me up?

[Zigabot]

Its never too late my apocolyptic time travellin brother!

[muthafukkr]

You know how politicians go on hand shaking tours? To mingle with the people and "press the flesh"? We will go on an ass shaking tour. Shaking asses all around the world. It will be grand.

[muthafukkr]

heavymetalmaniaxx -

You rock. We're gonna be recording a full length LP soon. More metal is on the way!

[muthafukkr]

4WhoresAnd20BeersAgo -

Thanks for the kind werds! Doc is a crazy motherfukrr! I should know, cuz my name's Motherfukrr!

[muthafukkr]

heavymetalmaniaxx -

Thanks a lot! Glad you did the music! Stay metaaaaaaallllllllllllll

[muthafukkr]

dfinee -

"what the fuk are you talking about?"

BEST COMMENT YET! :) lmao

no-one knows.... no-one knows....

[jakekenneth]

its like you filmed my last night out but that quiuick

[DocThompsonMD]

jakekenneth,

We're in your head!!!!

CHEERS!

-doc

[MeanMissC]

All your best Musings in one video??? RADTASTICK. This is going in my favs.

A honking, Farting, Ass rabit, Easter Miracle, Slammed at us with a canoe paddel, still moist from beating Britneys Vagina by the mob. LOl omg what a fairy tale for the Kiddys!

Cant wait for your next Vid !

[DocThompsonMD]

MeanMissC,

Thanks for coming back to watch!

Any new vids on the horizon for you???

[SamwellKingHell]

Verlier,

Eres de Chile? Pro dios, escondete ayi! (Mi Espanol es horroroso.)

[SamwellKingHell]

hlokirig,

Doc does have a nice rack, don't he... oh, you were talking about the clip. Ahem. Yes, well...

[Luftwaffels]

Baha! The best of the clips. I have to say, :17 is my favorite part.

[SamwellKingHell]

Luftwaffels,

Keeping count is a baaaaaad sign. Can you recited the date? Who's the President? What color pants is my uncle wearing? Seek help!

[DocThompsonMD]

boring, boring spam...

[SamwellKingHell]

Doc,

Not sure it's spam. Could be aliens.

[DocThompsonMD]

Ah, spam...

[muthafukkr]

Ahhh, high beams.

[DocThompsonMD]

hlokirig,

Thanks for the compliment!

[ZomBieeJesus]

F new york!

[shillelee]

ZomBieeJesus, NY RULES!!!!!

[DocThompsonMD]

shillelee,

I have to agree!

[ZomBieeJesus]

NEW YORK is filled with a bunch of ball gargling homos! F New York. I hate New York never been there. ?Never would go there- its a disgusting pool of shit!!!! Your woman are not ho's just a bunch of skanks- fowl mouthed skanks. Big City New York Sucks- FU

[ZomBieeJesus]

NEW YORK is filled with a bunch of ball gargling homos! F New York. I hate New York never been there. ?Never would go there- its a disgusting pool of shit!!!! Your woman are not ho's just a bunch of skanks- fowl mouthed skanks. Big City New York Sucks- FU

[DocThompsonMD]

ZomBieeJesus,

Aw, now, why would you go and say that about NY unless you're from Boston???

-doc

[ZomBieeJesus]

california- F Boston too- F all of you stuck up raunchy ass grabbers! Fuck you and vote for a free earth- you idiots that think the US is good no matter what are sheep- FUCK 911. I dont give a shit- more people dire matsturbating FU

[DocThompsonMD]

...its really a kick-ass town...

[SamwellKingHell]

ZomBieeJesus,

F New York... where is that?

[ZomBieeJesus]

NEW YORK is filled with a bunch of ball gargling homos! F New York. I hate New York never been there. ?Never would go there- its a disgusting pool of shit!!!! Your woman are not ho's just a bunch of skanks- fowl mouthed skanks. Big City New York Sucks- FU

[DocThompsonMD]

I hate new york, never been there!

Wow... mensa is missing a member, eh?

[shillelee]

ZomBieeAssHole!!!!!!!

[muthafukkr]

F Jupiter! I hate Jupiter never been there! God damn Jupiter they is so gay! Jupiter is a gay homosexual that loves to put ass rabbits in it's ass and then gargle the ass rabbits! Never been there! I love ass rabbits! I mean... I hate ass rabbits! F ass rabbits!

[muthafukkr]

ZombieJesus -

Aww, wait a minute... is that YOU, Ralph Wiggum? What made you so angry, Ralphie?

[dscglfr00]

did u ever do thumb wars???? u look just like one of the characters.

[DocThompsonMD]

dscglfr00,

Are there Professional Thumb Wrestlers???

[Zigabot]

Oh how time passes... It seems like just yesterday we all sat down to listen to Justin Timberlakes CD. And now... just look !

[DocThompsonMD]

Zigabot,

Ah, the memories...

[SamwellKingHell]

Zigabot,

1,000 subscribers, and JT still blows dead donkey balls. Brings a tear to my eye.

[BLUEPHAN7OM]

no homo...but you gotta love king hell and doc! and don't forget

There's a monster that lives in my penis!!!

[DocThompsonMD]

BLUEPHAN7OM,

Thanks for the kind words, my friend!

YOU ROCK for commenting!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[SamwellKingHell]

BLUEPHAN7OM,

We're working on that song. Keep your ears peeled... actually, keep 'em covered.

[preddy102]

who doesn't love Ass-rabbits? lol awesome...

[DocThompsonMD]

preddy102,

Adorable, lovable, brown... whats not to love???

CHEERS!

-doc

[SamwellKingHell]

preddy102,

Lot's of people prolly shy away from ass-rabbits, but not on the King Hell channel!

[muthafukkr]

Mmmmm. Chocolate rabbits.

[evilotto77cheese]

dude that was awesome!!

I think i've shat myself out of laughter...

DAMN YOUR HILARITY!!!

[DocThompsonMD]

evilotto77cheese,

Woo-hoo!!!

Glad to hear you dug the vid!!!

Depends undergarments may be in order...

CHEERS!

-doc

[SamwellKingHell]

evilotto77cheese,

We sell King Hell diapers!

[qualqui]

You're One Wild and Crazy Guy!!! Always break up laugin', thanx Doc!btw, 5stars!

[DocThompsonMD]

qualqui,

Thanks for watching and commenting, my friend!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[SamwellKingHell]

qualqui,

He is kinda Steve Martin, isn't he? With a brain injury, of course.

[iamjackscolin]

Maybe it's just because I'm a half-brain dead retard myself, but, I love your videos.

1000 subs in 3 months! Man, I need to drop politics, and start drinking liquid cocaine.

[DocThompsonMD]

iamjackscolin,

Thats the spirit!

You're thinking too hard!!!

CHEERS!

-doc

[SamwellKingHell]

iamjackscolin,

They're not mutually exclusive.

[KapytonFigzbee]

i guess people cant handle when i talk about punching my own dick.