Foamy Fan Mail : Foamy The Squirrel :

[LaughingAtJoysticks]

SHIT GERMAINE IS HAVING SELF ESTEEM ISSUES!!!

This is how it begins!!!

[takoon513]

lol he now lives in my state... I feel special... .eeeehhhh not really

[RurouniJackson]

33 people are bad moms & dads

[WhiteChocolateStawr]

My grandma is squirrel racist she says "I don't like the black squirrels" but she is not people racist, she has black friends.

[XRedXDeadXRockstarX]

Dear Foamy

What happened to da Hatta

[BlackYoshi14]

Dear Lord Foamy,

Your cartoons remind me of Jhonny The Homicidal Maniack. :U

Sincerely,

A Very Happy Fan of Foamy

[Japanesemuffins99]

@QuestionmarkX3 oh ok. I understand I kinda wanted a diffrent black character 2. ( I'm black also)

[Dragon9992169]

Dear Foamy.

Keep it up you crazy bastard

Sincerely

to lazy to say

[QuestionmarkX3]

@Japanesemuffins and everyone else, yes I know about Hatta, but he kind of sucks. I was thinking along the lines of a Flava Flav or rap wanna be and less country negro stuff.

[Ashley3482]

Well there was a black squirrel.

[QuestionmarkX3]

P.S. I am pretty tolerant, so have at it. Just don't have anyone call him the N-word unless it is an episode about the stupidity of the N-word.

[QuestionmarkX3]

Dear Foamy,

I'm black and would like a character that satires hip hop culture and/or other black stereotypes. I think it would be hilarious for the reboot, if you added new character named Jamal or something that makes fun of the stupidity in Hip-Hop culture and the black community. Thanks for reading.

Sincerely,

The Token Black Fan

[Japanesemuffins99]

@QuestionmarkX3 did you see hatta b4 the reboot? Thats your black character right there

[MenofEntertainment]

Love 4th wall breaking.

[ltplauren4138]

Dear Foamy, I miss when germaine was fat. Not because it gave me sexual pleasure, but because in all honesty I think she is much prettier as a bigger girl because she doesn't show a steriotypical view of beauty. Society's view is B.S!

[BrookeWolfBetch]

@ltplauren4138 i totally agree!

[xXSN0K1ngXx]

Boobs. He he he he

[inuyashaloverforeve1]

Dear Foamy,

When will you be running for president?! WE DON'T NEED ANYMORE IDIOTS IN POWER! YOUR OUR LAST HOPE!!

-Love FoamyFan

[simonxslade]

@inuyashaloverforeve1 Maybe he could teach you to use contractions instead of possessives.

[Valsprok]

@McDenis09 He's supposedly contractualy obligated.

[GtheJAR]

Dear Germaine's boobs,

You are awesome!

sincerely

me!

xD

[ProgramG]

"over developed cumshot of a child" wow, just wow, quite possibly best foamy line ever.

[moonthefatman]

i swore befor i wathed foomy so fućk

[chelgrace21]

Dear Foamy, you are the best squirrel there is i love you and love what you have to say

[McDenis09]

If he gets so pissed by having to answer these, why does he answer them!?

[TEHdailyRAWR]

Dear Foamy,

I Like Germine's New Look!

Sarcasticly yours,

 Foaminon 4,000,000,003

[e104epsilonMK2]

dear foamy,

me, my friends and family members have been watching your shows since I was ten, and guess what? I don't do drugs, I don't fuck, I don't swear to my parents and neither do my friends and family members! I thank you for being the world's greatest imaginary role model.

sincerely,

your loyal servant of the foamy cult and biggest fan!

[teckwizz123]

@e104epsilonMK2 amen

[JustineEIsnor95]

temper!!!

[ScorpiusIncorruptus]

To be sent a scathing love letter from Foamy would be a check off my bucket list...

[TheWhoaDude]

Oh jeez

[NickyVendetta]

That butt in the poster looks like something I saw from Sweet-Emmy's works.

[Division1985]

Fuckin'- A !!

[XvImaUnicornvX]

Foamy just destroyed the fourth wall--N'ah he ate it then took a shit on it's lawn.

[Trina120889]

Germain has no nipples, or at least they are very low set.

[Japanesemuffins99]

does any one else love it when he says fuck all ya'll?

[ScorpiusIncorruptus]

Dawn does, honestly, sound really pretty.

[tobiaskolehotmail]

this is a best video

[dnaivnae]

my sons learned how to curse watching this show, pfft what the hell do i care if they swear, they probably inherited my terrets. so pfft i dont care, besides they sometimes swear at my bitch of a mother in-lawXD hehe.

[SokaRoxMySox]

I betcha all 31 of the people that disliked this disliked it cause Germain didn't play with her boobs.

[Mxlsptlk]

Germaine is right. That doesn't work with boobs.

[Hungryghost01]

wow thats a small cup of coffee

[hethan367]

wat did he mean by IMANGINARY master.

[SuperFlippywippy]

What's with her wearing all white? I thought back in her older days she'd wear all black.

[HyshinArcanius]

@SuperFlippywippy those are her bra n panties, she's not dressed lol

[numba1gear]

hilarious all the way

[CyanideFilledCandy]

Soooo.....just throwing it out there.....isn't Germaine like 15?

[cecon767]

@CyanideFilledCandy yea she's somewhere in that age vacinity. when she pressed the reboot button she was like almost 30 or something. but i would say that she is closer to 19....

[CyanideFilledCandy]

@cecon767 Oh....she was 30? O_O I though she was around 25-27.

[kabatta1]

You people are all insane.

[tokorev747777]

Dear Foamy

I also like Germaine's butt.

sincerely,

Internet pervert! Hahaha!

[najeski]

dear foamy,

testcles.

rant about that squirrel bitch.

ps. your a hilarious badass

signed me

[TheBowdown999]

Hes fake bitch head get a life fuckin whore!!

[onefairyfan87]

dear foamy,

ive been watching this show every since it first started, you've always me laugh and enlighten me on certain things i never thought of, but i've noticed ever since you moved to conneticut you've been alot more pissed off, there anything i can do to help?

sincerely,

a very loyal fan

[TechUnadept]

a poster of someone's bum?

[AriaNeely]

Dear Foamy,

I'm very sorry that you have to deal with the continuous statements about Germaine's boobs. You are most certainly not the only living being that wishes humans would evolve from that kind of idiocy.

Sincerely,

Someone

[sdp271]

Dear Foamy,

I can't remember if you've ever done a rant on texting while driving, but I think you should do another one either way, assuming that you have already done one such rant. I feel that the dumbasses of humanity aren't getting the message into their thick skulls. Please spread the word, I believe in you!

[IZZYCHAN13]

YES!! Separate the Fantasy from Reality! ALL of our problems would be solved if people would do JUST THAT.

My God..... >___<

(Foamy, you're awesome. And Germaine, we love you regardless xD)

[thegotcode]

I still gonna fap Germaine boobs.

[deidarasenpai009]

what the fuck do the powerful girls, dragon ball z and total drama island have to do with this video?

[christomwow]

and like how the cartoon looks now

[christomwow]

hay squirrel till your friend to play whit har big breasts OwO

[videocritic2463]

of course we like boobs, we are men, its kind of in our 3 million year old nature to like boobs.

[colourmegone]

Dear Foamy,

Your swearing is opening whole new vistas of vitriolic insult! Please keep it up, I don't care what my mom thinks...

[Dragon9992169]

keep up with the bad assness that is Foamy

[drizziefly]

overdeveloped cumshot of a child?...that has to be top 5 of the most disrespectful things to say to a person in the world. ever.

[cloud1234567890121]

Where do ppl send there fan mail?

[cloud1234567890121]

Where do ppl send there fan mail?

[EdisZidane]

For those who want to see Germaine's boobs, watch the rant for the masses.

[scottishconfederate]

I love it. A movie poster to The Old Dark House with Boris Karloff in the background! I LOVE that film. Ernest Thesiger makes that film...... "Have a potato."



[ShuuichiMinamino25]

@scottishconfederate

When I saw that poster I squealed, yes squealed! Such a good movie! I got a copy on DVD when it became available!

[RayneSaltair]

Yay finally someone says what we have all been thinking. YOU teach your kids what you think is right I don't have kids (and never will thank the gods) because I don't want to be a parent.

[DemotheusWill]

how did she suddenly drop like 300 pounds 0.o

[Rokkstarr6661]

@DemotheusWill the series was revamped. 

[DemotheusWill]

@Rokkstarr6661 ....no shit. it was ....a joke....you idiot

[MyThisisaname]

@DemotheusWill new series

[ShuuichiMinamino25]

@DemotheusWill

10 years ago she was thin. Since she used the Reboot button, she reverted back 10 years to when she was still thin.

[fobkrazy1224]

DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!

[Onyxangel24]

LOL he has a point to the parent LOL

[pyratelass]

so much fucking criticizing and perverted fan mail. i dont blame foamy, i'd just burn it all! this is what i would write to foamy:

Dear Foamy, Your youtube show is the best there is. I love it because you just say what you want and rant about problems in life and how we /should/ deal with them. Apparently people dont see it as you want them to all with perverts wanting to fuck a cartoon girl with big ass tits and a bunch of idiots who dont like what you have to say.

[pyratelass]

@pyratelass (continued) I followed your words and it HAS helped me deal with shit, like bullies at school and dealing with stupid fuckers at work. Could you give us a rant about how to deal with shity parents that dont give a fuck about their kids until they screw something up just to yell and/or beat them? they just dont see any good and only see the bad.

[freedomfighterguy1]

@pyratelass I like what you wrote and I agree with what you say 100% because that is the truth.

[Metatronflaren]

For a moment there I hoped she would actually start playing with her boobs....*sigh*

[Boleman500]

Has anyone noticed he didn't press send......

[n8vemedia]

i love how theres so many words in his letters back but he only touches 2 keys lmao

[SuperIzumo]

@n8vemedia those two keys are probably just "F" and "U".

[lavrentilenin2011]

That NEVER WORKS with boobs.  But I dare you to prove it!

[SpyrotheDragonBoy200]

*facepalm*

And you people wonder why Foamy never does fan mail anymore.

Because all you people want to see are Germaine's boobs.

Stop pissing him off with your stupidity and go watch some porn if you want to see boobs so badly!

[LowercasePray]

>_< She pokes her tongue out as she talks

[HollowIchigoKurosaki]

Gotta love ripping the bitchy dumbass parent.

[Ravenclth]

Cant she have small boobs, I like small boobs :(

[donnalander]

"Dear Foamy, my daughter likes Germaine". In other words, is the daughter of that nameless writer attracted to girls?

[NothingOriginal55]

yes...we like her imaginary boobs. I really need to get out more.

[stripped35]

Wait...did he say "imaginary" Lord and master?

Nooooo say it ain't so!!!

[PennStateBabe]

Signed your fucken lord and master Fomey.

[Maeonette]

Poor Foamy...

[wolfman4lph4]

Dear Foamy: this wolfie would like to hump the living shit out of you two, hehehe, sincerely, Alpha Red >;3

[KissaBlair]

I have gotten so behind on Foamy,that I am not sure how to catch up.I believe I had left off when Germaine got her big titted blonde roomate.Anyone able to find me the episode after that and all of those in order?I'm computer illiterate sometimes.

[rozz6398]

Yes, Germaine, we ALL like your boobs! :)

[IDLECHILD101]

@rozz6398 no....not all of us pervert

[wordreet]

@rozz6398 OMG!!! Titties of Wonder???? You don't think.... ?

[xXTwistedLegacyXx]

I often wonder if these are actual fan-mails or just what Mathers thinks his fans are thinking.

[Jackrealms]

@xXTwistedLegacyXx dont worry dude so do I and if they are real fan mail that he is getting im wondering whos writing them he probably gets alot of mail and only posts the ones that either annoy him or catch his attention

[coolxdmx3]

lmao at the parenting xD

[Shadoward12]

Foamy may not be real, but the idea of him sure has some attention. Think about it... what famous omnipotent being or beings has/have similar qualities?

[WingedRose96]

new look is awesome! parents who suck ass at parenting can fuck off. and i think Germaine is cool, boobs or not. i just hope she doesnt turn into a fatass again

[madlink06]

"cartoons are not role models"

says the cartoon squirrel giving us advice.

actual fault here buddy.

[frostbiteinOhio]

@madlink06 so you're saying we shouldn't listen to the advice of this cartoon character and we should get our advice from cartoons? woohoo for paradox loops

[madlink06]

@frostbiteinOhio "whoohoo for paradox loops" my point exactly.

[Fallito93]

que tienen de malo las tetas grandes? todos tenemos cuerpos diferentes xD

[Intoxication0201]

hey dirty hippie man. porn is fine. being a pervert is fine as long as it stays in your house or with you friends. but nobody likes a dweb. stop being a dweb. Everybody likes porn.

[hisbabygirl1012]

i love your videos XD

[freedomfighterguy1]

Dear Foamy,

I think you are awesome and wise and yes I do know that you are a cartoon Squirrel, but I find you're wisdom and truth to you're words facinating. Please do a video about how people sit idly by and allow their own corrupt government rob the people of all their rights, freedoms and liberties.

Sincerly you're biggest fan,

freedomfighterguy1

[tsukutsukubasa]

@freedomfighterguy1 would you kindly shut the fuck up

you have an internet learn some stuff and make it yourself lazy asshole

your a hypocrite that's yelling to the world your own idiocy into the world

[freedomfighterguy1]

@tsukutsukubasa free speech and other rights are not a crime and letting others know that standing up for those rights, freedoms and liberties is a good thing.

[freedomfighterguy1]

Sadly tsukutsukubasa you think that standing up for those rights, freedoms and liberties is stupid because you hate people who question the government and stands up against the government by the people exercising their rights, freedoms and liberties. You must either be a government loving boot licker who wants people's rights, freedoms and liberties taken away and have people living under a dictatorship or an idiot sheeple..

Free speech and other rights are not a crime tsukutsukubasa.

[freedomfighterguy1]

If I was able to make cartoons I would, but sadly tsukutsukubasa I don't have the computer programs to do so due to being on a tightly fixed income and cannot afford the computer programs to do the animated cartoons.

[amfest]

@freedomfighterguy1 there are plenty of free tools to make animation. You just have to look

[freedomfighterguy1]

@amfest please name a few because I would like to check them out.

[rushhour223]

I like her not because of her boobs, but because of her character.(Girls stay classy!)

[jesusfeets]

I think that witht he new look he has more fury wrinkles on his face when he's in full rage mode. Look closely when Germaine returns - there's loads of them!

[DoomGamer3000]

The reason I swear so much is because fuck you.

[tsukutsukubasa]

Thumbs up if you thought people's actual emails are on this video

[DaNargh42]

Truth be said, there's bound to be a perv'd side in each Foamy fan. But honestly, I'd rather pay attention to a pissed off squirrel then proceed with rule 34. Huttah!

[hckr4evr]

Proceeds to memorize Foamy's rant involving a fan's "overdeveloped cumshot of a child".

I am going to use that. Fucking BRILLIANT!

[MusicOfTheSystem]

@hckr4evr

Best quote ever!

[baconflavoredgum]

The episode "Rules For The Masses" sort of has some Germaine boob action.

[Kojoromaid]

You see that? The red bar is - this tiny.

[gerg174]

Does anyone know how to send Foamy emails?

[brad159357]

@gerg174 im pretty sure that they are made up.

[valkolakk]

I love it when Foamy breaks the fourth wall.

[topnotchvariable]

overdeveloped cumshot of a child, LOL

[Darkfloyd73]

I find it funny how to mothers can'tbe responsible for thier childrens actions. wtf happened to people?? when you have kids of your own. you raise them!!! you take responsibility for their actions. and you take care of them. Foamy is here for inlightenment and Entertainment purposes. no more. no less!! if your too stupid to manage your child?? then maybe you should have reconsidered having children to begin with!! some people should not breed!! some people should not get Married!!!

[Debachi]

@Darkfloyd73 The sad truth is that stupidity breeds at five times the speed of intelligence.

[Darkfloyd73]

@Debachi True... sad but true...

[godofcrap42]

There was so much fourth wall-breaking in this, that- well there are no more walls. There's not even a room- hell not even a recognisable building of any description left. Just an angry cartoon squirrel and a reasonably hot, but also cartoon, woman standing on an unseen patch of floor in front of a laptop and a coffee machine.

(and if you are wondering, yes: I am commenting for the sake of commenting. I'm in one of those moods lol smiley face etc.)

[InvaderBrad]

Yeah, that doesn't work for boobs.

[perfectsuperchaos7]

I really thought there would be senceless fansevice here, but I was wrong. I applaud you.

[inufandom]

I love you, Foamy.

[chaosking256]

For me, big boobs on a show like this is like rainbow sprinkles on a jelly donut; it's there and it's noticable but it only enhances the flavor and the gooey center in the middle is still there and is just as delicious.

[ZombieMasterEd25]

hahahahahaha i love this fucking ch! 

[twinblademasta]

Although I mostly watch these to hear foamy's rants

[flibitijibibo]

Wait, wasn't that set supposed to be in New York? What are they doing there now?

[BakurasGirl21]

COME ON PEOPLE! THEY AREN'T EVEN REAL BOOBS!!

YOU ARE DROOLING OVER 2 CIRCLES A GUY DREW ON A COMPUTER AND WANT TO FUCK A PERSON WHISNT EVEN REAL!

IF U R THAT LONELY GET A BLOWUP DOLL OR A HOOKER THIS WAY THE BOOBS R REAL!

[Japanesemuffins99]

Dear foamy, Since you have a time machine why dont you go back in time and stop star-shmucks from being invented? Or better yet go back and stop humans from being created! I would like that a lot!

[thevashfan12392]

DAHH!!!!!!!!! BLOODY NOSE!!!!!

[zombieKnight03]

"I LAUGH AT YOU HA HA HA" XD lol

[pikmin24]

XD "DEAR OVER PROTECTIVE FUCK-FACE!" I LOED SO HARD.....XD

[bdpickett]

Foamy Fanservice

[ExtremeRulez13]

Dear Foamy

How are you so awesome?

[HippieRockerJohn57]

I bet that 100% if these pervish bastards actually thought Germaine was gonnaplay with her boobs at the end of the cartoon. She didn't. How do ya fucking like that, you PORN OBESSED FUCKTARDS?

[Danund81]

@HippieRockerJohn57

...100% would indicate it includes you. >.>;

[SiminaCindy]

@Danund81 They said "100% of the pervish bastards" not 100% of everyone watching Foamy, which would indicate that they didn't include themselves in the 100%.

[TOXIC00L]

@HippieRockerJohn57 eh fuck you.

ba da bup ba da bup sit and spin.

[Korickdapally]

@HippieRockerJohn57 I just though they were ona have her do it to be funny, so way to jump the gun there you INSULT COMPULSIVE SHITARDIOBONFUCKBRAIN!

[SiKnEsS17]

@Korickdapally I actually agree with you on that one. Chances are The Hippie guy cant even get a hard on so he dont care anyways!! HAHAHAHA

[shurland2]

@HippieRockerJohn57 i dont like it at all :|

[92HookahHits94]

@HippieRockerJohn57 I actually was pretty upset that she didn't play with her boobs. So did I like it? Regardless of her not playing with them, yes. I did indeed. And now I'm off to wack my wang at pictures of her sweet twat all over the internet.

[BaconStudioz]

@HippieRockerJohn57 sounds like someone is also upset :)

[cokiemix]

PLAY WITH U BOOBS, please

[AgentVamp]

@cokiemix stupid troll

[cokiemix]

@AgentVamp I said please :)

[toron2haruto5]

how do i do a fan mail o_o

[necrolet]

@toron2haruto5 try going to the actual website for the series and you'll find contact info.