I HATE using FACEBOOK!!! Part 3

[cain2101]

My god this guy is insane, but so right

[TREVMAC44]

Five dollars says he uses Facebook.

[MrJoeRen0]

I hate the people who use Facebook, not all but most...

[nelsonguo2]

Oh and btw in response to "I don't know what's worse, the fact that facebook allows you to poke people, or the fact that people DO poke people" It's the fact that people DO poke people, I believe. I only use poke when I'm really irritated at someone afking all day and won't talk to me on email and won't pick up the phone. I mean seriously, close facebook if your afking, how much effort does it cost to log in?

[nelsonguo2]

This video is more of "Why I hate people using Facebook" Not "Why I hate using Facebook"

And I luff that funny accent you make of "stupid people"

[sniversnafer]

alot time people who cant stand you while you were in school or elsewhere keep you on facebook friends but dont want nothing to do with you, if they dont want to be your friends nomore or cant stand you then delete their sorry ass.and when you met a women in person after two of you chatted every night all hrs she cant stand you nomore. and lied her ass off.

[RuneeSmart]

Press 1 for gay pose.

Hold down 2 for kissing pose.

Press 3 rapidly for : Hot Gravy?

Press 4 over and over again for a blowjob... If your gay :(

Press 5 for: sup buddy?

Hold 6 for another kissing pose.

Hold 7 for: Oh

Press 8 for: Ships

[Mr93Suki]

you are stupid.... poke is for those who can not send message (someone set messages just for friends)

sorry for bed english

[rachulbrich]

you are perfect..

[boredhotgirl]

you inspired us!! thanks!! we no longer use FB...who gives a shit about it, been thinking about leaving for awhile, it was getting stupid anyways..so ya..boring and dumb, and good timing too, it changed again!! FUCKERS!! my gawd, feel sorry for those still using it..

[odysseasX]

My favorite part 1:05

[8xpdhpckkg]

I know Facebook sucks but you sir, are a douchbag xD

[A7Xchick191]

you know what i hate the most..vague status's about love or depressingness.

[PsiStarstormOmega982]

I HATE FACEBOOK SO MUCH WHEN I TRY TO FUCKING LOG IN I GET INFINITE LOADING

[GirKitten]

0:00 it looks like you're going to serenade us a beautiful song!!!!!! OwO XD ...

[SkaterXboxLive]

If i get ONE more FARMVILLE REQUEST from my brother, im going to own a farm and tell him "can YOU fertilize my crops!?!?!"

[mikeycooprises]

Facebook is full of asshole

[daniodle]

For relationship statuses, do you think they'd include an option that says ""P***ed with Facebook"?

I'd probably get a FB account just to do that if they did

[animegirl14ml]

you should bitch about how myspace is FUCKED UP and ya Facebook is FUCKED! i like it better the older way. i hate the FUCKING GAME REQUESTS THOUGH!!!!

[Darkemo1011]

zack james is f**k buddies with YOUR MOTHER LOL!

[Rfl4222]

i saw my cousin on facebook like fucking justin shitter

[ViiZuaLIV]

the random person that adds you to talk shit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thumbs up if thiss happens :)

[cimerax]

Next person to send me a Farmville request is getting sued for stalking.

[brainistik]

Yeah i agree with him. Facebook is SHIT. Everytime i go there i feel like to be under FUCKING cameras watching you under EVERY FUCKING corner. FUCK IT. I hate when everybody knows me even PEOPLE I DONT KNOW. FUCK THE FACEBOOK FUCK THE SITE. AND I FUCKING hope there will be someone who will hack it and put it into the ice age for 100000 YEARS

[KyleBmx4urlife]

dude chill

[kurtanglerocks555]

fuck buddies LOL

[odysseasX]

0:21 LMAO

[itzxsimple1]

AHA I KNEW HE LIKES TO ACT AS A GIRL CUZ HE IS WEARING LIPSTICK!!!

[SuperElMojado]

I agree 100% with u and another thing that I hate about facebook is when ur friends recommend u to be friends with someone u hate soo much

[trinihotrod]

wow i just realized he never said the word nigg*er

[trinihotrod]

wow i just realized he never said the word nigger

[luvmom10]

I think it's so funny when you do a different voice than normal, it makes you look like a totally different person! :P

[mikemaz00]

The trolls

[starfish258852]

PART 4!

[JTobaco]

Imagine logging into fb one morning and you see a status update:

OBZ is doing your mom... GIGITTY

like

[ThaOMegaCheeseBurger]

@1978dawnofthedead Yep...

[MadnesSx4000]

lol im 17 old and dont see the point of fb :) i dont have or had fb ever :)

[mstwitchie411]

omg best vid ever!!!! T_T (those are happy tears)

[pachoycamico]

I just realized how much you look like Dave Mustaine without the ginger hair lol

[EsKxXaMpLzZ]

@MetalGearSolid867 fair play

[EsKxXaMpLzZ]

@MetalGearSolid867 no thumbs up haha



[MrFishChamp]

hahahaha Fuck buddies button... hahaha classic...

[LaurenGoBOOM]

ill poke you.

[827f]

It would take a while, but u can poke someone to death.

[LittlePussLiquor]

Zach James is now fuck buddies with your mother and its complicated.

[ohhanthonyyy]

fuck buddies!!

[ohhanthonyyy]

ahah "fuck you" lmfao !

[Harazze]

You look like Jensen Ackles.

[drubasna]

I hate it when some of my friends (girls... or even worse, boys) make duck faces while taking a picture.I feel like a weirdo...It's like I'm the only girl who doesn't do that.I just think it's stupid.By the way, I really like you <3

[Reed987]

I think you would look really cute if you were a girl.

[Reed987]

I think you would look really cute if you were a girl.

[clowcard79]

That I can't have multiple "Family" additions of the same person. Because my best friends are Facebook sisters, and one decided to be my Facebook Mom, and so I added her Facebook sister as my Facebook Aunt, but I also want to add her as my Sister and Mom, so that would mean my friend gave birth to her sister and had a baby with her sister, and I could make five thousand jokes about it.

[zander6100]

0:41 epic face XD have to get it at the right moment though

[theYoda98]

honestly, I was fine with msn, everyone convinced me to go on facebook, I did it so people would stop asking, its ok but msn was always better

[jgvela12]

wuhhts uhp wiff yuu sayinq biich&moaninqq X)

[yezziboo96]

okay well u guyz need a life same shit az mspace dumb fkkz okay u da one talkin to ur self ova here think u make a bad azz make ur own shit

[yezziboo96]

okay well u guyz need a life same shit az mspace dumb fkkz

[JessBcause09]

Cutest thing ever... Hair tousle... smile. :)

[HermmaniValo1313]

I love you mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn..

MARRY ME XD

[metrotorful]

love his cheesy face on 1:52..:P

[malone841]

whats wrong with you man? do you really have that big a problem with FB? because if you do, why dont you make your own social networking site. and then you can do what ever you want. and you seem angry, and i know that anger is a secondary emotion, usually fueled by a primary emotion, typically fear, so what are you so afraid of? and your videos arent funny, i dont know if they are meant to be, but they arent. thats just my opinion man, dont quit your day job.

[Gilliboy]

Do u know what the best thing on Facebook is ?

You dont have to use it if u dont like it :D

[epicness79]

i loged in my accoumt of face book and it said "matthew gould dentour is fuck buddies with matthew gould dentour"

[BeresfordProductions]

'oh life is hard_____make me a better person'

Someone...what did he just say?

[MegaSexychick1994]

its like everyone on my fb thinks " ohh i havent talked to Tisha in forever so i think instead of sending AN INBOX, OR EMAIL OR TXT I THINK IM GUNNA P0OKE HER" like REALLY WTFF!! LIKE WHY do u wanna poke someone??: what type of jackass r u??ohh even worse iswhen u fucking ppl on my fb do those phyosophical texts from google and put them on fb... i agree with zack.. ur prob popping pills.also agree with him and the fb changed relationsip statuses

[Dafoodmaster]

The special app thingys

I dont use facebook, but hyves the dutch alternative..

Everytime comedy central or discovery channel wants me to compete in an awesome action i turn out to need facebook.

THAT MAKES ME INSANE

[miffolol]

THIS GUY SI A FUCKING GOD!!111 HE IS RIGHT IN ALL WAYS POSSIBLE!!!

[StraightOutta604]

"zack james isfuck buddies wit ur mother" OMG i was laughin so hard!!

[soukupb]

lol fuck buddys with your mother that would be great to see on login

[Xfluffymonkeyx]

love lol

[KingDumboIII]

you sound like the gremlin in gremlins 2 who gets transformed into the extremely smart gremlin and talks the whole movie.

[vicnic90]

POKE!!!!

[JustAgURLinSeattle]

I'm 12 and everybody in my god damn class thinks it a fail that I don't have FB. And they're always bragging about "Oh I faked my age on FB, I'm 15!" and posting pic of themselves trying to be "sexy". They're 12 why do they NEED a fucking FB?! And since I hate them all so much, when they ask me why I don't have FB I just say "Because I see your ugly faces everyday in school I don't need to see the on the internet!". I don't want to become a FB addict either. Fuck them.

[SoloQ]

@JustAgURLinSeattle you're a smart 12 year old. thumbs up.

I don't have a fb either.

[Seryosin]

@JustAgURLinSeattle Hell yeah!

[yofune99]

@JustAgURLinSeattle you and me... were going be close, i havent gotten Durpbook till i was 13, so last year, i've been bullied because of FB, and when i did get it, i never used it (other than MSN being set up 4 the chat) but it stopped the bullies, i was confused, and i used the same words (sorta) that the only use of Durpbook, is to connect to friends and family, and do i really want to add the fucker who has been bulling me for the past 3 years for not having the internets or a PC, fuckers!!!

[MrSecretperson92]

@JustAgURLinSeattle that's true i'm 13 and i hate alot of people just add me as a friend but i hate all of them. fucking hell they never shut up

[Lighthouse418]

@JustAgURLinSeattle ikr god damnit why dont they DO something instead of crying about it on facebook and get a real life instead of playing farmville

[price294]

@JustAgURLinSeattle at mi skool evry 1 hates face book

[JustAgURLinSeattle]

@price294 Lucky you. :(

[gamer0316]

@JustAgURLinSeattle At least someone who has common sense

THUMB UP

[kurtanglerocks555]

@JustAgURLinSeattle its 12-14 yr old girls who are annoying and bitch i dont like many people in my school so when i got friend request i usally ignore them then i go to school they the tell me why the fuck did you not add me OMG i never even talk to them

i also hate it when if you have under 90 friends they people say your a socail outkast or some shit like that WTF facebook fails

[CHriSTian77551]

@JustAgURLinSeattle Amen im 11 n i have to deal with these fucking cholos with baggy pants makeing out with some ho on the street then put it on there profile picture on fb. Had 1 got 500 messages, girls tagging theyre boobs on my profile family saw, i was grounded. deleted it.

[Dastarlos]

@JustAgURLinSeattle amen!

[aminnazar98]

@JustAgURLinSeattle  same here bro

[Rfl4222]

@JustAgURLinSeattle fuck whats worse is shitty myshit or my space

[inumaru988]

@JustAgURLinSeattle And let me guess. They start calling you something along the lines of "Douche" or "Downer", or someone who won't "Get with the times".

[SuperSkarmory2]

@JustAgURLinSeattle i know how you feel. I fake my age to get on youtube. and Im 12.

[boredhotgirl]

@JustAgURLinSeattle you're actually smart...my gawd, FB is stupid and its getting more annoying to use..we quit using it just now, had been thinking about leaving, glad we did, it changed again...so ya, dont care what they s\ay, they're social idiots anyways, no offence to your friends who use it btw, seriously, not looking to be killed on here, lol..

[TheTestsubject20]

@JustAgURLinSeattle your not alone man

[meburpzilla]

@JustAgURLinSeattle i have a fb im 12 but ur so right i only got it cuz im to lazy to call ppl to get da pg for hw haha again ur so right

[TheSaraz09]

LOL you're so enthousisatic, it makes me want to stop facebook! W"Where REALITY is INSANITY" lol...xD

[nAngryKitty]

0:21

you're cute :p

[lostreconodst]

there is actualy a fuckbook

[iixAC130xii]

lol press and hold 6

[Dammtussen7]

pause and press 2.. repeat it for 15min..thats ur mom in bed

[POPCORN2296]

my mother is dead=(

[Awsomefiy]

My mother?

[75567896]

"Single, Dating and Divorcerd... AND FUCK BUDDIES" Riiight, cause "Married" shouldn't be an option:P

[yougotnopancakemix18]

Dude, you pwn the trolls

[1jadeamber]

i like the fuck off button better than the fuck buddies :)

[its0black0magic]

2:53 Epic FACE

[Vaporeon333]

IT DRAVES ME INSANE BECAUSE PEOPLE CONTINUOUSLY GET IN RELATIONSHIPS AND THEN 1 DAY LATER THEY SAY ITS COMPLECATED

[JMV233]

i don't like your anger

[shadowcrawler687]

yes im ur 5000 friend on facebook u had 4999 lool

[crotchfire14]

I have a fuck buddy...

[NmkCrAzY]

FUCK BUDDIES XD

c: I wanna fuck buddy when I'm old enough

[ColmTheGreat1]

i have facebook and i am so offended

[iZaiSinz]

159 people need a fuck buddies

[48219msdetroit]

i hate when theres a random picture and someone tags every one on there friendlist in it like im nnot even in this pik why did you tag me?

[lafate]

oh yay and i still dont fucking know how to use facebook

[supersaiyan9574]

facebook is a haven for pedophiles

[pohatu993257]

FACEBOOK MUST EXPLODE INTO OBLIVION!!!!

[MitchellFarted]

they dont google them, tehre are HEAPS of facebook applications that tell those things FOR THEM so THEY DONT HAVE TO!

[RDdaNINJA]

290 people still use myspace.

[ganee6a]

thumps up to this video....TILL I LOSE MY THUMP

[gliglimp12]

i hope they put fuck buddie coz then i will put your mom it would be cool

[lalizialena]

l love you......

[mannurko]

poke?? ill poke youre mom dummasses XD

[DTSbeats]

@mannurko You can't even wright English, you DUMBASS.

[mannurko]

@DTSbeats man shut the fuck up you think youre a big man because you speak english better than me?? thats because thats not my native language fucking piece of crap, i speak english and spanish, i bet you barely speak english, fucking piece of shit, so if you wanna play the big guy, go with youre fucking mama

[DTSbeats]

@mannurko That is one of the worst excuses i have ever heard. I'm from Holland, so English isn't my first language either. You're just stupid because you're calling people dumbasses, when you can't even type a normal sentence?

You're just plain stupid, nothing else about it.

DONE.

[mannurko]

@DTSbeats ok do you really think i care what you say??? i dont even know you im not going to waste my time talking with a piece of shit that can only insult people by a computer, so whatever DONE!!!

[DTSbeats]

@mannurko Haha so I can only insult people via a computer? Look who's talking, I thought you were the one that was calling us all dumbasses.

And yes, you don't know me, so how can you even say I only insult people throught a computer. If I lived close to you I would say it right in front of you, I dont care.

THINK before you wright.

[AishyG13]

@DTSbeats write* :) Sorry, just had to.

[DTSbeats]

@AishyG13 Haha I knew there was something odd going on with that word. Its no problem, i'm not even English, and i'm pretty happy with the level i'm talking on right now.

Thanks anyway ;)

[AishyG13]

@DTSbeats No worries :) I'm Scottish actually but it's all good lol :) I have a bit of a grammar Nazi problem though, sorry :$

[DTSbeats]

@AishyG13 Sorry, I didn't quite catch that, a Nazi grammar problem? What do you mean by that? :P

[AishyG13]

@DTSbeats Well I can't really resist correcting people's grammar and spelling, it's insane haha :) My friends call me the grammar Nazi lol.

[jawamaster]

This is the first video of about 200 other ones I've seen that actually made me laugh hard. +20312938 thumbs up.

[EJLundberg94]

1:09 - 1:42

THE BEST FUCKING OUTBACKZACK QUOTE I'VE EVER HEARD!

[euyfdvfhj]

@EJLundberg94 yeah, ahaha! I watched that about 20 times already, literally :D

[jacci08]

Some words of advise: Life is hell, and then you die ;)

[iateyoface9d7n]

Example of status updates:

Julie:Going to the mall today =)

Julie(Real Life):Mom can we go to the mall?

Mom:FOR THE LAST GOD DAMN TIME NO!!!!!

Jule(Facebook):Not going to the mall =(

Shane:*Poke*

Julie:"Giggles"

[BURKYBOYRFC1]

someone* fail

[BURKYBOYRFC1]

here in glasgow poking someone is fingering some lol

[paraglidermx]

Opinions are like assholes everybody has one.

[num1sheeba]

HAHA Part III I could watch you all day!! I LOVE YOU!! OMG.... Poking I hate getting the notification that i got one... O yes we should have a fuck buddies option!! I hate the updates on FB!! I hate the new profile they have for us too!!

[num1sheeba]

HAHA Part III I could watch you all day!! I LOVE YOU!!

[Alimashat]

I love facebook

[descendent6667]

another thing, i know you talked about the fb chat in part 2, but the worst thing, is when i'm busy and out of nowhere "hey how are you doing?" "how's your cat?" and other miscellaneous bullshit and they never stop talking. plus when you ignore them they get all angry, and when you "g2g" they either type a frowny face, or continue talking. who gets sad, just because you have to log off of facebook?

[ilovtrees]

i see fb differently now

[pdPOINTnCLICKbq]

If they included fuck buddy, I would start sighing in again.

[SimplyNicStacxxx]

"i looooooooove fuck buddies" ahahaha ctfu

[ZombieGamer009]

i have neva used the "poke" button i have no idea what poke means and i dont want to... lol

[RASHEALoooo16]

thumbs up if you were using facebook while watching this! xD! :D

[narutozeldafan]

There should be a fuck button but other then that FUCK YOU FACEBOOK

[MusicMan53100]

i think there should be a *PENIS POKE* button on FB, but that would be sexist so there also has to be a *VAGINA POKE* as well... What? Don't look at me like that! This is the only channel where INSANITY is REALITY! lol

[Bramborail]

ahahahah theat was greeeeaaaat !!!!!!!!!! :)))))

[WiiForever302]

I hate how girls put sentimental statuses about love, yet they cant even have a relationship for a week

[firdhausss]

what type of jackass are you?

[Inferno1092000]

you remind me of the kid on that guild show on xbox live.

[Cyberdragon9876]

We ask for a dislike button, they gave us another like button. Really facebook?

[MusicMan53100]

@Cyberdragon9876 Because FB, like politicians, doesnt listen! lol

[ComptonAssMandiiee]

Lmao i agree. I HATE how facebook wont let us have layout backgrounds >.<

[bigfootsbruthr]

Thanks for calling out the philosophical status updates! they get really annoying!

[worldmaster9]

zack i fuckig hater whining bitching ad ect butits funny tho and im going on facebook mre because of you.

[MusicMan53100]

@worldmaster9 Lrn 2 spik

"fuckig, ad, ect, butits, mre"?

[marypowpow]

I'm bipolar on facebook. I'll be manically active for a couple weeks then no activity for a couple months. I'm in a manic phase. now, thats why i'm watching all your videos, trying stay away.

[annahudson76]

ha ha ha im laughing so hard Im crying love it lmao!!!!

[DaOneWhoRulz]

the philosophical status update thing is true

[ThePopeye90]

lmao his smile is mad weird lol

[JackFriedRice]

Fuck...YOU!!!

[annalena999]

this video is so awesome it made me laugh so bad :):):):):)