Taco-Man Plays - Cruis'n USA (N64)

[Videos12273]

Aww the intro was shortened :(

[whatevers31]

ooh ahh ooh ah ah ah!!

check it out, san fransico!!

[dkong1994]

I remember getting this game as a kid. I was not impressed with it at all. Now I have it packed away somewhere and honestly I don't really care about finding it. It's a pretty forgettable game

[Lisspratt]

Hehe.. So Taco Man.. you've got to be like way old cuz your a master at all those old school video games.

[SpartanArmy647]

This was one of the best games to play 2 player with back in the day

[creatorofevil]

I loved the arcade version when I was a kid. Ah memories.

[gysmo1]

I remember playing this in the old arcades. Sucked as a kid.

[albinosniper112]

jokes not a racisists

[albinosniper112]

n64 niger64 lol

[RubyPoison]

The local pizza hut has the arcade box with wheel and everything. No one plays it

[ZetZatar]

Great video! And your singing skills are AMAZING! ;)

[TheDrillDragon]

i played the arcade it was funny at some point



[hulksfriend]

1:44

[hulksfriend]

1:44

[TalesOfGod]

When you play this on a arcade then this is one of the best racing games ever! XD

[TimeKitt]

Oh, nice to see the redwoods... but would that be Richardson's grove on 101, or the short end of Avenue of the Giants?

[ForeverYoungAaron]

i loved the arcade version of this game. right up there around Daytona USA and Sega rally. also what's the game at 0:09? the offroad game

[Dillonquador]

HELLO NURSE! HAHAHA!!! Animaniacs....

[pokemaster123ism]

Box cover car is Ferrari.

[punkin327]

You must love friggin retro racin' car games dont you???Sheesh!

[ebolaworld]

@punkin327 I do. Sheesh!

[WindofNightmares]

0:18 You're breaking the 4th wall!

[fanteller]

after i saw it, i played it and its epic how you bounce epic like 3:29 XDD

failure still

[TheKoolchick12]

wow i remeber playing this game on N64 it was awesome

[israphelsbro1]

@TheKoolchick12 yeah me 2 i loved this game when it was out for n64

[TheKoolchick12]

@israphelsbro1 awesome



[Erisleea]

oooh oh oooh oh---oh we're not doing it there...nyaaaa XDXDXD

[amrajr218]

lol taco man drives in video games like a drunk driver

[The3GameMasters]

More taco man soon?

[dtomega]

This made me remember my old nintendo64 I had this game it was fun but I dont know if it still works anymore

[XxXdarksiderx]

tell taco-man im sorry for taking a bite out of him yesterday

[plushieboy1234]

earything.is.paper.

[nachodc]

I wish to know who were the girls...

[TVisawesome432]

I remember playing this in the arcade.

I fucking kept losing and losing xDD

[101superchao]

twisted metal do twisted metal

[Link258]

This is one of my fav 64 games :P

[jericho717]

lol i played the shit out of this game at the arcade, i could never beat ASS highscore tho

[bentheweirdo]

lol i remember playing this game when i was young, also cruisin the world and cruisin exotica

[Greenfox8892]

Taco man has such a talented singing voice!

[TotallyLisaCartoons]

LOL! The Taco's singing is so funny!

[littlegreenman19]

I like the arcade version better I am the 3 best player in the arcade

[gabriel11211]

I was small when I had this game. Great memories. Me and my friend always used to laugh of the chick when they say GO. Idk why. XD

[Whiteboyfan98]

I loved this game and the n64 was probably the best home console of its time

[Hayatehiroyuki25]

I love his singing and all of his laughs XD

[HeroChao132]

Crusin Exotica. Log cabin <3

[smokeweed442200]

i remember this game

[Macmon33]

I played this game like crazy when I was like 5

[GuyFromNewark88]

CRUSIN YEAHHHHH CRUSIN EXOTICAAAA!!!!

[Arvoitusmies]

i really liked this game as a kid. and it was a great challenge to beat!

[thejackal007]

Loved the singing with the music!

[dexdex1560]

my god I remember this game as a kid.

I also remember the enter your initials thing and screwing it up all the time. HILARITY!

[SonicKirbyfan101]

@bakuganmaster801 He reveiwed the original

[MultiSlash1994]

dude play resident evil nintendo or game cube

[lilarnation]

I played this in an arcade system at a laundry mat lol

[Mchief560]

HELLLOOO NURSE! xD funny animaniacs saying

[MrDudeofwow]

taco man review war gods

[spenchan]

Taco Man should do a review of Conker's Bad Fur Day! :>

[SonicPro96]

3:30 - 3:35 Indeed. Most flips end up in injuries, although... worst case scenario: You hit your head hard or something and die.

[TheStopmoCo]

Nice Animaniacs reference 0:57

[BikerTrashWolf]

for some reason I read the "watch it in high quality" anotation as "watch it while high"

[ZombieBite1991]

I know where the cop came from! Upon closer inspection, the cop somehow managed to FORCE its way through two cars before spinning out in your face.

Like cops are known to do.

[aleckermit]

Hey hey.. WOAH WOAAAAAH!

[sergyboy1]

Taco-Man: You Shut up

[Zawicki1]

0:30 to when Taco-man picks his car on Transcribed Audio: Past. Sad. Grainne. Growth have no wilkins c_n_n_ hold usually do.

[lovelynightmare26]

PLZ PLAY SONIC DE HEDGEGHOG PLZ

[Zawicki1]

Transcribed audio on the part "It also doesn't hold up very well to it's arcade counter-part": it also doesn't hold up very well to its market town report

What the crap?

[twcoursolle]

@Zawicki1 part where he laughs at 1:03 transcript:beatings.

[Zawicki1]

@twcoursolle BEATHEAHEIEAHEAINGS

[lovelynightmare26]

play sonic the hedgehog plz i will rate and subscribe

[TheClodfather]

last summer i came down with a bad illness and would be in ungodly pain for hours, and watching taco man never failed to cheer me up through the pain.. thanks ebolaworld

[dexdex1560]

i have done the put your name thing and made so many mistakes

you just showed my pain right there.

[ehlmaxgamer]

this was my first video game..ahhh memories

[Thefishfrier]

@ebolaworld I -3 tacoman you should make a stuffed plushie taco man I would buy 1

[fivejonahs123]

taco car

[crazyfooInc]

0:58

Gotta love that Animaniacs reference! :-D

[theguywholikescookie]

I remember playing this with my mom :D

[UltimateGallade]

0:16 apparently that car hates Mega Man.

[megasonicx07]

I geuss the car hated the intro lol

[megasonicx07]

taco man:beleive it or not but there's even more raceing levels

me:uh DUH!!....

[ebolaworld]

@megasonicx07 He was being sarcastic.

[Mchief560]

heeeeellooooo nurse! lol animaniacs

[pmk422]

I loved that game back in the day

[Norway2011]

take that, bitch!

[TheSPACECOWBOY33]

have you played cruis'n the world?

[dragonmaster613]

plz play tomb raider last rev

[dexdex1560]

I played this game so much as a kid!

aw I miss this game

[Lonewolf868]

i thnk if u wanna play a good racing game for the n64 try the rush series

[saltykrug]

there so funny

[sandman360]

Your such an idiot, its not supposed to be realistic its an arcade racer moron

[awwq89]

@sandman360 yes, that was the only stupid thing taco-man ever said

[visualboy64]

Geez your a crazy driver xD

[zmquinn]

this is amzing its so funny why dosent taco man do video of sonic the hedgehog

[rose8662174923]

Ha "Hello Nurse!" That got me laughing so damn hard my brother came into to tell me to be quiet.

[TheFunnyGamePlayer1]

THEEEEEME SOOOOOOOOOOONG!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[legolego33]

this is AWESOME!!!

[djcountry1985]

i dont remember how to do it but u can do a huge burnout wheelie and et hugew speed when the race goes green

[guitgodd]

Which came out first, Cruis'n world or Cruis'n USA ?

[85turtle]

@guitgodd world

[85turtle]

@85turtle I mean USA

[Gamiac]

@guitgodd Yeah, USA in 1994. World came out two years later, in '96.

[NucularRobit]

I used to jack off to this game.

[fafafak6]

EPIC END SONG

[RatKingII]

easy to pick up hard to master I love this game

[besayewich]

i remember playing this game so much!

yeah being able to flatten a redwood with a car is impossible.

[chrisandianrule]

wet fart at 2:31

[rkhussain]

great taco great

[PHDhardstyle]

this is classic regardless of arcade or n64

[PS3BurnoutGuy]

"HELLOOOO NURSE! Oh, wait we're going? Hehehe" xD

[TehLB]

Oh man, I loved this game when I was little. Looking back now I'm not sure why, but damn was that semi truck fun to drive. Thanks for the nostalgia ;)

By the way, if you were to play Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the n64 my life would be complete <3 Though of course it'd take a million videos to play start to finish haha

[metalsonic641]

do a zelda game master

[Klaymationvideos]

this is n64 this i have this but never heard it in forever

[maxsims11]

Wasn't it called Cruisi'n ride?

[patti985]

they have this at a buffalo wild wings on arcade and i couldn't pass the first level or get to the 4th checkpoint I love this game anymore and it's only a quarter

[theman555544]

my god i remember this while i was a kid...well when i was s6 i played the time i remember when i was 3 and i ate the wire of the controller while he was playing it ah..memeries

[TankT9]

Got to love those old stile arcade opponents that bounces away when you hit them, in modern games they all kick you're ass and hit out of the race.

[iNvictaStudios]

Arcade had a better Processer, and better, everything. BECAUSE IT WAS THE NINTENDO ULTRA 64.

[ebolaworld]

@iNvictaStudios The N64 is the Ultra64. They just changed the name before release. The arcade machines advertising the Ultra64 had better specs, but was never to be the same at home.

[iNvictaStudios]

@iNvictaStudios

I know, they lowered the specs for some reason. Which blows.

[sadrianasd]

@iNvictaStudios hey maybe u should make taco man play resident evil on the ps1

[fugleman71]

I remember playing this game on both the N64 and the Arcade...

ah memories :-)

[1supermike1000]

Taco-man should be the singer for the sound track.

[DemonSlayer110]

taco man sucks at video games

[xXSteefJanXx]

Helooo nurse!

[DemonSlayer110]

ok i wanted to listen to the opining song... it is so cool and catchy

[Gottkaiser1985]

Why is this game considered a classic? It sucked back then, it sucks now even more. Has a reason it was called the first really bad game on the N64.

[SoulShattered43]

.....that's mean the game made my hometown San Fransisco look crappy

[Wium43]

LOL random ending

[bakugan1029]

song link does not work. =(

[tailsfan2345]

i hate to say it but i say this game is hard but "enjoyable"

[JackDaScarecrow]

dawg u sound like a fake pee wee herman

[TheDodgeviper1999]

UGH Crap!LOL

[adamsfusion]

As you can see, I just flattened a tree.

[chrischimera]

I remember playing this game all the time at the movie theaters and on the 64 lol

[dylstew]

in movie theaters i always saw arcade (racing games,mostly)machines... now they're gone :(

[jeffgarcia9]

were can i hear the theme song for "taco man plays a video game"

[MandyM1984]

My goal was always to run over the people at the finish line. They are in the way and would get run over in the real world. Anyway never could. Bummer. Made the game a bit more fun though.

[Equilibr1st]

Did u ever play super monaco gp on the sega. I used to always run over the checkered flag guy at the finish line. He'd go flying into the sky lol

[FreDaN92]

Att first I was kinda annoyed by the intro song but I have to say it's realy grown on me, I like it now

[kalvarr]

TACO MAN you have to play super smash bros

iff you do play use kirby hes cheap

[RareKirbyStarBall2]

OMG XD i remember playing this game with someone on youtube name yeeksta XD wow good times. :D online play rocks i got over 100 n64 games and they all can play online on emulators :D

[tailsfan2345]

@RareKirbyStarBall2

but how!?! i can't find out how! i did nit even know that was a feture on project 64 [that's my emulator]

[DrGreenfun]

the arcade version was so hard and they had cheats for the better upgraded cars

[thevisualboy37]

"Hello, Nurse!"

Nice Animaniacs reference there, Taco-Man!

[PollyABCD]

Well Taco-Man plays a video game! Tehehehe i love that song it's like so random!!!

[besayewich]

i use to play this game a lot

and now looking back on it dang are the physics bad as well as the graphics

[Jebu911]

I love taco-mans scream

[Esprites]

YOU ROCK'S!

[StixProd]

Gotta love the soundtrack of this game.

[lightyagami1000]

i ove it its so awsome i love all your revwiews and games

[teddyrubskin]

FUGG'N AWESOME!!

[spikeriley]

To taco-Man: The game was released in arcades and when the Nintendo 64 version came out, Nintendo of America had it censored. The trophy girl in the arcade version was not wearing a shirt, and you could run over animals in the arcade version, and see them explode into bloody chunks.

Also, there was a billboard for Corn Pops in one of the tracks, but that was removed due to copyright issues.

[M4R14NO94]

And that's weird, since Nintendo was involved in the arcade version as well. Hell, they were involved in every single Cruis'n game ever released!

[spikeriley]

I guess Nintendo wussed out over fears that parent might complain about the nudity if they get this for their kids.

[ANormalmanProduction]

Oh wow N64 graphics compared to the Arcade graphics suck but regardless I love the music (and Im aware how cheesy it was when I was a kid) and how arcadic (if thats such a word) it was.

[Kemmaly]

in 1:45 - 1:52 the cop came from under the blue car o_o lol,maybe the blue car ate him. XD

[shanno63]

you should do another game for the n64

[barry25364]

Hahahaha! XD at the name high score part!

[CamsEyeView]

this isnt an average game! its a classic!

i dont know why you think its an average game, but its fun as hell

[ebolaworld]

Don't argue with a taco.

[CamsEyeView]

lol well you got me there

though i still think this isnt a good review

[1supermike1000]

True dat!

[1tjmac12]

@ebolaworld Can Taco-Man play RUSH on N64?

[mariofana]

@ebolaworld And don't ever ask why it can talk. NEVER.

[froguins]

@ebolaworld A leeson I learned as a boy.

[JJ3792]

@ebolaworld why? what will he do

[ZeroSonic120]

@ebolaworld WHEN YOU ARGUE WITH TACO'S YOU DIE! I MEAN HE'S THE GAY MASTER I MEAN GAME MASTER XD.

[nooblet911]

lol@crashes

could have passed as a quality jaguar game, lolz

[ninjamonster189]

screw taco man this game has no flaws whasoever

[dylstew]

the music.. lol OOOH ! AAH OOH! AAH! xD

[ninjamonster189]

the music is interesting and unique. it sets the mood for this certainly non generic racing masterpiece. this was the first video game i ever played and i wouldnt choose any other to be the first

[Zinriusminazen]

Lol " Stupid Cop"

[g1Chase357]

Funny, especially the singing parts, but I love playing Cruis'n USA. It's a great N64 game.

[thevisualboy37]

The arcade version ROCKED!

[g1Chase357]

Heck, yeah!

It was cool that the wheel jerked when you crashed.

[dylstew]

that music sounds like people having sex xD

[wackyman4857]

Hellooooooooo Nurse!

[yohanZ95]

Play crash bandicoot :D

[MarNieCo]

i loved playing cruis'n world...

[critic205]

I wanna see him play Super Mario Bros 2.

[Kirbyguy222]

'Take that, bitch'

ROFL.

[Beccar217]

*whip noises* ow! ow! I LOVE YOU TACO MAN SO MUCH :')