This is probably not new to anyone here by now, but just in case remember what Hitchens said about Falwell after he died: "If they gave him an enema he could have been buried in a matchbox!"
@MrNicefitguy please, just stop,go to your hypocritical religion, and read your contradictory book, while you inter-wear clothing materials, and say that gays are banned to hell, his "plan" doesn't exist, because HE/SHE/IT does NOT exist...
I think your giving Jesus too much credit. According to the Bible, he said a lot of stupid, awful things, like "Take no thought for the morrow" and "So I will cast her on a bed of suffering, and I will make those who commit adultery with her suffer intensely, unless they repent of her ways. I will strike her children dead...and I will repay each of you according to your deeds." He's just the least evil character in the book. He only looks good compared to "Keep The Little Girls to Rape" Moses.
I love this one....come on Roy you can stand with the Lesbians any day...You ROCK~ Oh and my GODDESS is at the beach....and my GOD hangs out in the mountains....:)
I dont actually think so much about it tbh :) . Faith can do miracles in private for some people so that is why i dont speak against it but i do speak against so called priest , preachers politicians and rest of scum that try to abuse something that should be private from person to person . Idc what Bible said word for word or sentence for sentence . I Like the Idea about Jesus and mercy , forgive , love and take responsibility , challenge the authority and think for yourself philosophy -
This sounds like the entity that calls himself God in the Documentary "Encounters of the Fourth Kind!"... it's the Alpha to the Omega. LOL Hey, god was an angry toddler when the cosmos were young... "You're MY toys! MINE!" LOL Thank God God grew up and yet is still a humerous kid... you proved that <3!
DON'T WORRY PEOPLE - JERRY IS IN HELL GETTING THE DEVILS EVIL DICK UP HIS ASS 24/7 AND PAT WILL BE RIGHT BEHIND HIM - THANK GOD - AND TAMMY WILL BE CRACKING THE WHIP FROM HEAVEN AT JESUS' SIDE.
Well, that's probably because "Jesus" was convinced that the end of the world was going to occur in his own lifetime. Of course, that might equally well be said of any fringe doomsayer lunatic with a Messiah complex that's ever lived (there's a lesson to be had there), but when you take that into account, a lot of the things he said (or is quoted as having said) make more sense.
@PinkRangerVida So... you're thanking him for telling you something you already experienced? If that's what atheists are made of, they need to rejoin Christianity.
@pcred566: Oh, sorry. I've been taking care of a hyper six-year-old all day. My sense of humor is somewhere with my ability to sleep...:/ Where'd it go, anyway? :p
@PinkRangerVida You made a mistake then . There is nothing wrong with Catholicism but there is so many people that do not understand it and think they can understand it well enough to preach about it . They give a good Deity a bad name to quote Roy . :) and in the process they kill the buzz normal ppl get from Faith .
@UthMatar: I know, that was the problem--after all, if there was an omnipotent, all-loving God, *why would He make a church like that*? Why not come up with something else? Or, heck, even preach to *multiple parts of the globe*.
Then again, I switched to Paganism, so I can't really talk about logic. :p
@PinkRangerVida You made a mistake then . There is nothing wrong with Catholicism but there is so many people that do not understand it and think they can understand it well enough to preach about it . They give a good Deity a bad name to quote Roy . :) and in the process they kill the buzz normal ppl get from Faith .
@PinkRangerVida That's why you left? I just left because I realised I was putting my faith in a self-contradicting book written by a bunch of old guys thousands of years ago.
@tangent94: Awesome, dude. :) But nah, for me it was just that I realized that, if there was a God, then God probably wasn't such a dick as they made Him out to be--and wasn't gonna create a church full of 'em, either. :p Morally perfect gods don't tend to do that.
you owe a thanks to roarke on kpft.org for playing this tune, i never would have heard it if it werent for him. totally fun song, ill be cruising yer tunes now; btw i posted this on my facebook page;
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
Actually, the Fallwells, Robertsons and Ratzingers of the world are representing the true spirit of christianity accuratelly, than these annoying liberal christians like Zimmerman.
You're saying nothing has changed since he got in office? He's done nothing right? I could swear his whole campaign he was bellowing about health insurance and low and behold he passed a bill that fox news and the fringe element of the right has been calling Obamacare nightmare for months after it's passing up to even now. Also the G1 summit and his oversees diplomacy ... sure he didn't eradicate the debt but you can't say he didn't deliver at least some of his campaign promises.
Just a thought folks. If jerry fallwell's view of the world is correct I am damned for my past mistakes no matter what I do, if the truth is closer to roy's view I am fine and shouldn't worry. I think it better to live a christian life of honour and faith just because it is the easiest, more human and humane way to live. Faith doesnt have to be part of a formal religion with a set of rules. I have faith that the sun will rise tomorrow that doesn't mean I worship Ra/Amaterasu/svarog etc
Do people really get enjoyment out of this kind of humor these days? I love how so many portrayals of Jerry Falwell leave out the fact that he preached salvation and forgiveness of sins through Jesus Christ. Humans have flaws, let the man go for once.
@SuperWobbles1 The problem with Jerry Falwell was what he considered to be sins. Every word that came out of the mouth of that foul beast was a either a precursor to or in context with hate. It's a pity there isn't a hell for him to burn in.
@SuperWobbles1 I love how so many followers of Jerry Falwell leave out the fact that he was a megalomaniacal blowhard who earned millions of dollars by preaching intolerance, bigotry and ignorance to credulous believers who were more than happy to hand him their money in return for promise of superstitious celestial favors. Do you think the biblical Jesus would condone of that sort of ruthless materialistic excess and hatred? If he really lived, and returned today, he'd be disgusted.
I attended Jerry Falwell's University. I have a stand-up routine up now about my days with Jerry Falwell. To enjoy fifteen minutes of the funny side of fundamentalism, search youtube for my video "Richard Rossi Recovering Fundie"
WWJD? Kick the ass of every preacher and evangelist and charlatan in the ass from here to eternity for using his life and teachings for greed, power and repression.
Blessed are the comedians for they shall give pause to all religious zealots, hypocrites, and other uncritical thinkers that revel and wallow in this fear-based catastrophe of a society!
anybody who mocks like Roy, well----God will not be mocked. Do you realize how serious a level of hell that Roy will be in? One of the lowest levels of hell, where Hitler resides.
If I was King and had a thousand Jerry Falwells, I would get rid of all the people like you. Through Banishment to Devil's Island, or just through hanging.
@repentorburnbaby-Jerry Falwell? The guy who was obsessed with the sexuality of one of the Tellytubbies. He would be a great leader? Ahahaha! Oh wait, you're serious. Well, in that case, Ahahahahahahaha!
I love Roy. I don't think he's a Christian, but he's written so many songs that point out how far some people disconnect their beliefs from what Christianity is really about, and I love that he acknowledges that there's a difference between people who do things in the name of a belief system and the tenets of the belief system itself.
hahaha @0:40 "I wanted to call in and say... that was out loud... did you know that?" lol... unfortunately... those loons do mean to say those things out loud.
You should come to Arizona as a kind of R&D trip. I don't think there is anywhere in the US where you can find just about everything you're singing about crammed into one little state.
@RadarKat73080 The WBC think everyone is going to hell except for themselves, somehow the fact that one of them has illegitimate children doesn't matter. But anyone who likes santa claus is evil
@xavtron Bet they're shitting themseives with delight over specualtion that the story about the adultress, the "let him who is without sin" story, may not have been in the original manuscripts. Nevermind there are lots of times when Jesus said "don't judge others." My fave: "with the measure that you measure out, it will be measured out to you."
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You know, defining a Slkeptic as an Atheist is realy silly. Most aren't realy Skeptical. They are just realy annoyingly anti-Christian tot he point of being Bigots. Lets be a bit mroe rational.
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"IAMJESUSmovie" yes you are...demon possessed as are million of humans. The generational curse of GODs word states that sinners who reject repentance for their sins will give birth to children with the same sins and demonic force working in their lives.You people who post your demonically inspired lies have nothing you can do but spit at the light as your are handcuffed by confusion and darkness.I have done 2 exorcism on alleged Christians, if they had demons imagine the the wicked
Even the birds know of my existence when they fly on my breeze. Words are very important when they hit my air. This is the way good contacts evil a safe distance from you this second time around we are not into niceties, everything woman has today she got from man stole everything you gave to yourselves serving Satan sin is the fall of man created evil death against this eternal life gold, I do not decide when you die, its the nature of what you fell to that takes you, now stop come to heel.
@professor2442 No worries, he's Jesus. He'll take a foot or two there on one side, split the space between you and repeat until there are enough parking lots for everyone who needs one.
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Sounds like the unbelieving bigot Equilibrium2037 is intolerant of Christian bigots ! haha Everybody is intolerant of everybody. Don't worry Equilibrium2037 if you don't repent, you will be in hell just as you wish...
@fragman08 No he didn't. Where do you get your information from? Gandhi wanted the brits to accept indians as officers, only whites could be such at that time. they compromised and allowed indians to be stretcher bearers. ghandi himself never served in the armed forces. He worked as a lawyer and civil rights activist.
Everyone of us will be standing before God oneday... all God required(s) of humans is to believe in Jesus Christ... to have FAITH that he is the Son of God, died for your sins, and God raised him from the dead... pretty easy, and God wont take any other answer.
Oh yes. God is this omnipotent, all loving god who loves all of us because we are his children, but you better love & believe in him & do what some book that was written 2k yrs ago by a bunch of hallucinating, delusional, uncivilized morons in the middle eastern desert says or he'll torture you in Hell forever with no hope of redemption. Boy, what a great parent he is. I'm sure you also force your children to love you & do what you say no matter what it is or suffer for eternity.
Over the years we have all been lied to by many false Religous Leaders and so called prophets. Many things we have been taught are not even in Scripture and millions have swallowed so many lies by these false leaders. If you are a truth seeker please visit the web site which is displayed in our user name and take the time to read some of the articles... You will be very shocked.
There is a great audio there for you to listen to. You will come away asking many questions.
Wish you were here :P (I'm in FLORIDA! where all the old crusty crochety christians go to die . . . and complain about everyone that isn't an old crochety christian.)
to all the dumbasses proselytizing on Roy's videos:
WE (all of Roy's fans) would rather be in hell (if it did exist, although it most certainly doesnt) than listen to the bullshit you're spweing. fuck of.
Yes, yet all your friends and family who CHOSE not to follow your god will be burning in hell. You won't have to care at all. Won't that be wonderful?!
watched your very personal video szrgril. Sending you many thanks for your response to my post and....more-so...well wishes and thoughts of hope. Keep fighting, my friend.
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Don't worry about them until you get yerself straight. If you are not saved, how you gonna help someone else. It starts with you, dood. What will you do with your Creator? Will you obey Him or just be another servant of the Devil?
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sparkle7979 1 week ago
Reason Rally March 24 2012 Washington DC.. in case you didn't already know.
TheMadBeach 2 weeks ago
Roy, you are welcome with the lesbians. ;)
HelFKiernan 2 weeks ago
i favorited this one many yeatrs ago and i still love listening to it :)
thxs roy :)
hellshade2 3 weeks ago
Thank gods for this video!
YakobusRO 1 month ago
He really is the town square.
joemantex 1 month ago
Deuteronomy 22:5 - God hates cassocks.
gamerunknown 1 month ago
I don't like God, but Jesus was one cool dude.
OrionoftheStar 1 month ago 2
where have i been?? this guy is so cool!!! thank you - can you play at my next cook out??
freedom1234573 2 months ago
This is probably not new to anyone here by now, but just in case remember what Hitchens said about Falwell after he died: "If they gave him an enema he could have been buried in a matchbox!"
hznfrst 3 months ago 9
at 4:32 i thought he was gonna be like "dick"
mikebaxtersc5 3 months ago
FYI, the Hydrox Roy is talking about is a cookie that looks exactly like an Oreo. Not the Hydrogen-Oxygen mixture they use for diving.
falconwind00 3 months ago
Preach it Brother
DrunknShooter 3 months ago
Jerry Falwell is a pedophile and a child molester
LtEggSalad86 4 months ago 8
Jesus is in hell, only Christians go to heaven ......
RzzRBladez 5 months ago 9
Man, you are the town square. LMAO
dkstoney 7 months ago 5
@pink every thing he does he does for his plan
MrNicefitguy 7 months ago
@MrNicefitguy please, just stop,go to your hypocritical religion, and read your contradictory book, while you inter-wear clothing materials, and say that gays are banned to hell, his "plan" doesn't exist, because HE/SHE/IT does NOT exist...
smartandstupid37 7 months ago 4
@MrNicefitguy
Every member of the null set is both an even integer and an odd integer.
rkyeun 4 months ago
I'm impressed that 117 folks from the 700 club watched this video!
94saabguy 7 months ago 2
@94saabguy Kudos on coming up with your own comment instead of the "117 Jerry Falwells dislike this video."
tangent94 7 months ago
I love this one! Thanks Roy :)
ApollosPlace 8 months ago
I think your giving Jesus too much credit. According to the Bible, he said a lot of stupid, awful things, like "Take no thought for the morrow" and "So I will cast her on a bed of suffering, and I will make those who commit adultery with her suffer intensely, unless they repent of her ways. I will strike her children dead...and I will repay each of you according to your deeds." He's just the least evil character in the book. He only looks good compared to "Keep The Little Girls to Rape" Moses.
VerboseMinimalist 8 months ago 2
I love this one....come on Roy you can stand with the Lesbians any day...You ROCK~ Oh and my GODDESS is at the beach....and my GOD hangs out in the mountains....:)
TurtlenSquirrel 8 months ago
I, too, am an honorary lesbian.
pedonbio 8 months ago
I dont actually think so much about it tbh :) . Faith can do miracles in private for some people so that is why i dont speak against it but i do speak against so called priest , preachers politicians and rest of scum that try to abuse something that should be private from person to person . Idc what Bible said word for word or sentence for sentence . I Like the Idea about Jesus and mercy , forgive , love and take responsibility , challenge the authority and think for yourself philosophy -
UthMatar 8 months ago
This sounds like the entity that calls himself God in the Documentary "Encounters of the Fourth Kind!"... it's the Alpha to the Omega. LOL Hey, god was an angry toddler when the cosmos were young... "You're MY toys! MINE!" LOL Thank God God grew up and yet is still a humerous kid... you proved that <3!
ChristyNiNe 10 months ago
So fitting a tribute to he dead - Jerry - thank Gawd. Great ditty man.
70sRob 10 months ago
*humorous
ChristyNiNe 10 months ago
DON'T WORRY PEOPLE - JERRY IS IN HELL GETTING THE DEVILS EVIL DICK UP HIS ASS 24/7 AND PAT WILL BE RIGHT BEHIND HIM - THANK GOD - AND TAMMY WILL BE CRACKING THE WHIP FROM HEAVEN AT JESUS' SIDE.
70sRob 10 months ago
Can anyone tell me does being out loud mean?
RomanusDigitus 10 months ago
@RomanusDigitus think about it
ExcellingInfidel 10 months ago
"Man, you ARE the town square" :))))
Um, Jesus did preach hate. That bit with "hate thy mother and father", and another one which I can't remember right now.
StrikaAmaru 10 months ago
@StrikaAmaru
Well, that's probably because "Jesus" was convinced that the end of the world was going to occur in his own lifetime. Of course, that might equally well be said of any fringe doomsayer lunatic with a Messiah complex that's ever lived (there's a lesson to be had there), but when you take that into account, a lot of the things he said (or is quoted as having said) make more sense.
Anomalous59 10 months ago
Thank you SO much for summing up exactly why I left Christianity.
PinkRangerVida 11 months ago 88
@PinkRangerVida So... you're thanking him for telling you something you already experienced? If that's what atheists are made of, they need to rejoin Christianity.
pcred566 10 months ago
@pcred566: That slight whooshing sound was the point flying over your head.
PinkRangerVida 10 months ago
@PinkRangerVida So... you heard that too? =P I was making an admittedly stupid joke.
pcred566 10 months ago
@pcred566: Oh, sorry. I've been taking care of a hyper six-year-old all day. My sense of humor is somewhere with my ability to sleep...:/ Where'd it go, anyway? :p
PinkRangerVida 10 months ago
@PinkRangerVida NOOO! HYPERACTIVE 6-YEAR-OLD! AAAAAAUGHHHH!! *assumes fetal position*
6 is almost as bad as 2. =P
pcred566 10 months ago
@pcred566: *dies laughing* Oh, yeah...she's my sister, though, so I don't mind. :) I'm just exhausted. :p
PinkRangerVida 10 months ago
@PinkRangerVida You made a mistake then . There is nothing wrong with Catholicism but there is so many people that do not understand it and think they can understand it well enough to preach about it . They give a good Deity a bad name to quote Roy . :) and in the process they kill the buzz normal ppl get from Faith .
UthMatar 8 months ago
@UthMatar: I know, that was the problem--after all, if there was an omnipotent, all-loving God, *why would He make a church like that*? Why not come up with something else? Or, heck, even preach to *multiple parts of the globe*.
Then again, I switched to Paganism, so I can't really talk about logic. :p
PinkRangerVida 8 months ago
@PinkRangerVida
"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."
Mohandas Gandhi
CanadaIndieFilm 8 months ago 5
@CanadaIndieFilm Ever see how the Dalits are treated in India..........Gandhi had no place to school others.
MrJonneypro 8 months ago
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@PinkRangerVida You made a mistake then . There is nothing wrong with Catholicism but there is so many people that do not understand it and think they can understand it well enough to preach about it . They give a good Deity a bad name to quote Roy . :) and in the process they kill the buzz normal ppl get from Faith .
UthMatar 8 months ago
@PinkRangerVida That's like leaving America because of Dick Cheney. Ridiculous. The falwells and robertsons of the world exist to deceive people.
MiserableOldFart 7 months ago
@PinkRangerVida That's why you left? I just left because I realised I was putting my faith in a self-contradicting book written by a bunch of old guys thousands of years ago.
tangent94 7 months ago 2
@tangent94: Awesome, dude. :) But nah, for me it was just that I realized that, if there was a God, then God probably wasn't such a dick as they made Him out to be--and wasn't gonna create a church full of 'em, either. :p Morally perfect gods don't tend to do that.
PinkRangerVida 7 months ago 3
@PinkRangerVida How much do you want to bet that Jesus reaction to it all would be;
"All I know is that I'm not a Christian."
LordSia13 6 months ago 6
@PinkRangerVida I can't seem to like this comment enough!
ApollosPlace 5 months ago
He should have said at the end, "I do not have spinach in my teeth!" and then smote Roy.
DaUziel 11 months ago
you owe a thanks to roarke on kpft.org for playing this tune, i never would have heard it if it werent for him. totally fun song, ill be cruising yer tunes now; btw i posted this on my facebook page;
love it you have a wonderful wit!!!!!!
kinkywon06 1 year ago
I'd stand with the lesbians, too.
rorajoey 1 year ago 97
This was brilliant!
justinlwerner 1 year ago
clapping my hands as i watch this keep it up
MrCyclopsking 1 year ago
These were my friends, so they were still lame, but they could walk!
paulaegraham 1 year ago
That was a great song, Roy! Those 111 people who disliked this video obviously have no sense of humor or sense of real decency...
garydupuis 1 year ago 6
4:32 - 4:50
A reference to Westboro Baptist Church.
729pete 1 year ago
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Q: What had two thumbs, and its head stuck up its ass?
A: Jerry Falwell.
PirateFish1 1 year ago
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Q: What had two thumbs, and its head stuck up its ass?
A: Jerry Falwell.
PirateFish1 1 year ago
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Jesus would not preach hate?
Luke 19:27
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
Actually, the Fallwells, Robertsons and Ratzingers of the world are representing the true spirit of christianity accuratelly, than these annoying liberal christians like Zimmerman.
RUBENSolol 1 year ago
Have you written a song about Barack Obama yet --- one about how all that hope and change has been working out?
Elmore3141 1 year ago
@Elmore3141
You're saying nothing has changed since he got in office? He's done nothing right? I could swear his whole campaign he was bellowing about health insurance and low and behold he passed a bill that fox news and the fringe element of the right has been calling Obamacare nightmare for months after it's passing up to even now. Also the G1 summit and his oversees diplomacy ... sure he didn't eradicate the debt but you can't say he didn't deliver at least some of his campaign promises.
LovelesEntertainment 1 year ago
Just a thought folks. If jerry fallwell's view of the world is correct I am damned for my past mistakes no matter what I do, if the truth is closer to roy's view I am fine and shouldn't worry. I think it better to live a christian life of honour and faith just because it is the easiest, more human and humane way to live. Faith doesnt have to be part of a formal religion with a set of rules. I have faith that the sun will rise tomorrow that doesn't mean I worship Ra/Amaterasu/svarog etc
valczech 1 year ago
Yes,I heard all that Jerry Falwell blamed for the 9/11 attack.
Surely False Teachers must have been a reason as well.
liw213 1 year ago
Evolution in Action!
AuthorMickQuinn 1 year ago
Do people really get enjoyment out of this kind of humor these days? I love how so many portrayals of Jerry Falwell leave out the fact that he preached salvation and forgiveness of sins through Jesus Christ. Humans have flaws, let the man go for once.
SuperWobbles1 1 year ago
@SuperWobbles1 The problem with Jerry Falwell was what he considered to be sins. Every word that came out of the mouth of that foul beast was a either a precursor to or in context with hate. It's a pity there isn't a hell for him to burn in.
DylanTownesDrake 1 year ago
@SuperWobbles1 I love how so many followers of Jerry Falwell leave out the fact that he was a megalomaniacal blowhard who earned millions of dollars by preaching intolerance, bigotry and ignorance to credulous believers who were more than happy to hand him their money in return for promise of superstitious celestial favors. Do you think the biblical Jesus would condone of that sort of ruthless materialistic excess and hatred? If he really lived, and returned today, he'd be disgusted.
DocBlasto 1 year ago
@repentorburnbaby-You sentence me to "hail". Well, hail's just precipitation made out of frozen water, that doesn't sound so bad.
Equilibrium2037 1 year ago
Christopher Hitchens said of Falwell when he died"If they give him an enema they could bury him in a matchbox"
kelticuss1 1 year ago
I attended Jerry Falwell's University. I have a stand-up routine up now about my days with Jerry Falwell. To enjoy fifteen minutes of the funny side of fundamentalism, search youtube for my video "Richard Rossi Recovering Fundie"
richardrossiactor 1 year ago
WWJD? Kick the ass of every preacher and evangelist and charlatan in the ass from here to eternity for using his life and teachings for greed, power and repression.
Then he'd have lunch.
GretchenDawntreader 1 year ago
all you can say here is "oh my god!!!!"
MrCopperhead1861 1 year ago
"I wanted to invite my God, but he was at the beach." You rock man!
MrCopperhead1861 1 year ago
ok...I'm a new fan :)
kellylundberg 1 year ago
Being in heaven with Jerry Falwell is the same as Hell. There is no way an eternity with pure Evil and Hate can be good.
GnosticAtheist 1 year ago
Blessed are the comedians for they shall give pause to all religious zealots, hypocrites, and other uncritical thinkers that revel and wallow in this fear-based catastrophe of a society!
vulfkhan 1 year ago
anybody who mocks like Roy, well----God will not be mocked. Do you realize how serious a level of hell that Roy will be in? One of the lowest levels of hell, where Hitler resides.
repentorburnbaby 1 year ago
If I was King and had a thousand Jerry Falwells, I would get rid of all the people like you. Through Banishment to Devil's Island, or just through hanging.
repentorburnbaby 1 year ago
@repentorburnbaby I call Poe's Law.
darkmiles22 1 year ago
i like this guy.
lovebanditt 1 year ago
@repentorburnbaby-Jerry Falwell? The guy who was obsessed with the sexuality of one of the Tellytubbies. He would be a great leader? Ahahaha! Oh wait, you're serious. Well, in that case, Ahahahahahahaha!
Equilibrium2037 1 year ago
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Roy u need a rest. Plz take one. Kinda stay there. Ok. Dumbass
Ballyhook 1 year ago
Roy u need a rest. Plz take one. Kinda stay there. Ok. Dumbass
Ballyhook 1 year ago
I love Roy. I don't think he's a Christian, but he's written so many songs that point out how far some people disconnect their beliefs from what Christianity is really about, and I love that he acknowledges that there's a difference between people who do things in the name of a belief system and the tenets of the belief system itself.
kaldrenon 1 year ago
hahaha @0:40 "I wanted to call in and say... that was out loud... did you know that?" lol... unfortunately... those loons do mean to say those things out loud.
bttrflykiss7701 1 year ago 2
enjoy hell!
ckmn101 1 year ago
I hate to ask, but does anyone actually miss Jerry Falwell?
Eternity29 1 year ago 4
@Eternity29
Pft. No! LOL.
lulz666f 1 year ago
Jesus would be all like WOO PARTY!
0Krusnik0 1 year ago
You should come to Arizona as a kind of R&D trip. I don't think there is anywhere in the US where you can find just about everything you're singing about crammed into one little state.
CanadaIndieFilm 1 year ago
@CanadaIndieFilm
Nah Texas has em too.....
montrevant 1 year ago
why is he not president? good he is not. if he was. 5 minutes later then he,s dead. and we wont hear his wise wit again.on you go.
showaddy11 1 year ago
The Westboro Baptist Church protested at Jerry Falwell's funeral! Was he not HOMOPHOBIC enough for them?
RadarKat73080 1 year ago 6
@RadarKat73080 The WBC think everyone is going to hell except for themselves, somehow the fact that one of them has illegitimate children doesn't matter. But anyone who likes santa claus is evil
xavtron 1 year ago 2
@xavtron Bet they're shitting themseives with delight over specualtion that the story about the adultress, the "let him who is without sin" story, may not have been in the original manuscripts. Nevermind there are lots of times when Jesus said "don't judge others." My fave: "with the measure that you measure out, it will be measured out to you."
RadarKat73080 1 year ago
"you are the town sqare"...!!! XD I cried!
TheShortStory 1 year ago
Man he's so lucky to be able to do commentary music like this and (presumably) get paid for it. Awesome.
Belloran24 1 year ago
Dude! We have the same God! Mine's at the Beach too. ,
He's a hell of a surfer XD
Ginuplift 1 year ago 2
This is so true. You got the Bornagains up away from their six packs and football games. You get Karma points for that.
1webfan 1 year ago
"9/13 for the record."
"LOLOLOLOL."
How was that funny? :/
Also: This guy is an idiot.
dibsquared 1 year ago
@dibsquared *Jerry Falwell, not Roy. I love you Roy! :D
dibsquared 1 year ago
This reminds me of the saying, "Jesus has two dads, why cant I?
nevermore285 1 year ago 49
@nevermore285 haha never heard it but thanks for sharing :D
aQuaSPLaSHLoVe 1 year ago
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You know, defining a Slkeptic as an Atheist is realy silly. Most aren't realy Skeptical. They are just realy annoyingly anti-Christian tot he point of being Bigots. Lets be a bit mroe rational.
ZARIYL 1 year ago
"That was... out loud did you know that?" XD
pdlbean 1 year ago 54
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This guy is great, if great were a bag of dicks.
chris72888 1 year ago
Why wouldn't you love a bag of dicks?
benthediceman1 1 year ago 2
theists are as stupid as they come
XistingInReality 1 year ago 3
Lol!
Psychkid90 1 year ago
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"IAMJESUSmovie" yes you are...demon possessed as are million of humans. The generational curse of GODs word states that sinners who reject repentance for their sins will give birth to children with the same sins and demonic force working in their lives.You people who post your demonically inspired lies have nothing you can do but spit at the light as your are handcuffed by confusion and darkness.I have done 2 exorcism on alleged Christians, if they had demons imagine the the wicked
YaOkRight 1 year ago
Even God would have to admit that this song was hilarious.
mfentruck 1 year ago 43
@mfentruck Correction: ESPECIALLY god would find this funny! if he exists that is
Magnesium33 1 year ago
@mfentruck maybe this song was "Divinely" inspired hehe
shadoeboi212 1 year ago 2
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Even the birds know of my existence when they fly on my breeze. Words are very important when they hit my air. This is the way good contacts evil a safe distance from you this second time around we are not into niceties, everything woman has today she got from man stole everything you gave to yourselves serving Satan sin is the fall of man created evil death against this eternal life gold, I do not decide when you die, its the nature of what you fell to that takes you, now stop come to heel.
Godtomanonly 1 year ago
Jesus Christ has returned. I AM.
IAMJESUSmovie 1 year ago
If Jesus has returned, I'd better move my car. I think I'm parked in his spot.
professor2442 1 year ago 5
@professor2442 No worries, he's Jesus. He'll take a foot or two there on one side, split the space between you and repeat until there are enough parking lots for everyone who needs one.
LordSia13 1 year ago
Yeah, but still... Jesus has returned...
Shouldn't we all try to look busy or something? Or at least hide the porn in a better place?
professor2442 1 year ago 4
In james earl jones's voice right? "Jesus is comeing...Look BUSY!
IAMBANE 1 year ago
I think he'll forgive you for it - Jesus is pretty cool about things like that happening. :)
Otacon144 1 year ago
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Sounds like the unbelieving bigot Equilibrium2037 is intolerant of Christian bigots ! haha Everybody is intolerant of everybody. Don't worry Equilibrium2037 if you don't repent, you will be in hell just as you wish...
tre1871 1 year ago
@tre1871 Hey, at least Hell has better people to spent time with, like Ghandi.
Equilibrium2037 1 year ago 9
@Equilibrium2037 Half naked hinduist fanatic? No, thanks!
RUBENSolol 1 year ago
@Equilibrium2037 FYI, Ghandi was a British Army Major who racially cleansed the zulu warriors.
fragman08 1 year ago
@fragman08 No he wasn't....
mattyk722 1 year ago
@mattyk722 yes, he was. he formed an indian volunteer regiment.
fragman08 1 year ago
@fragman08 No he didn't. Where do you get your information from? Gandhi wanted the brits to accept indians as officers, only whites could be such at that time. they compromised and allowed indians to be stretcher bearers. ghandi himself never served in the armed forces. He worked as a lawyer and civil rights activist.
lindahl01 1 year ago
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I can't wait till judgement day when Jesus kicks tail for all who rebel against HIM! It's gonna be awesome.
tre1871 1 year ago
I can't wait for Santa to drop down my chimney with my presents. I heard he's bringing you coal.
juliewashere88 1 year ago 4
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linkmaster03 1 year ago
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Everyone of us will be standing before God oneday... all God required(s) of humans is to believe in Jesus Christ... to have FAITH that he is the Son of God, died for your sins, and God raised him from the dead... pretty easy, and God wont take any other answer.
TheTruthJn14six 2 years ago
« Everyone of us will be standing before God oneday »
If it exists and gives everybody an audience.
« all God required(s) of humans is to believe in Jesus Christ »
And to obey his commands, et cetera. Don't worry, you're not required to be a good, moral person, as long as you believe and obey.
XGralgrathor 2 years ago 13
@XGralgrathor
Oh yes. God is this omnipotent, all loving god who loves all of us because we are his children, but you better love & believe in him & do what some book that was written 2k yrs ago by a bunch of hallucinating, delusional, uncivilized morons in the middle eastern desert says or he'll torture you in Hell forever with no hope of redemption. Boy, what a great parent he is. I'm sure you also force your children to love you & do what you say no matter what it is or suffer for eternity.
griffynelvyncraft 2 years ago 3
"Don't worry, you're not required to be a good, moral person, as long as you believe and obey." - Funny shit, keep smoking that shit...
TheSpankymonkey 1 year ago
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Over the years we have all been lied to by many false Religous Leaders and so called prophets. Many things we have been taught are not even in Scripture and millions have swallowed so many lies by these false leaders. If you are a truth seeker please visit the web site which is displayed in our user name and take the time to read some of the articles... You will be very shocked.
There is a great audio there for you to listen to. You will come away asking many questions.
Blessings
Thanks Ben
2besavedcom 2 years ago
"You will come away asking many questions."
wouldn't the point of visiting your site be to answer questions and not generate them?
LuigiPeach 2 years ago
No that was Oral Roberts
MatthewTheInfidel 2 years ago
Hahahaha I love Roy's songs. He's so funny.
Blayzefyre 2 years ago 5
That wasn't really a song, but it sure was funny!
Paulwhoisvegan 2 years ago 2
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Another Jew lashing out against Christians. Seen a lot of this. Bill Maher, etc.
Unbelievable. Jerry Falwell did nothing to deserve this kind of hatred.
the0world0sucks 2 years ago
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Jerry Falwell:
AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals
If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being
[homosexuals are] brute beasts part of a vile and satanic system [that] will be utterly annihilated, and there will be a celebration in heaven.
Ya,a loving peaceful man, he doesn't deserve this at all
sjantzi 2 years ago 39
you forgot his best quote: "the purple teletubby is gay"
RaustBD 2 years ago 9
well,i mean lets be honest,he's got a TV in his stomach,thats gotta be gay somehow
ViralMessiah 2 years ago
@sjantzi Nonsense
Human Think
hoya03 1 year ago
@sjantzi shut up you stupid cunt, born again asshole
lifeson46 1 year ago
@lifeson46 Um, i was quoting falwell to show what a douche he was. The last line was sarcasm, look it up.
sjantzi 1 year ago
@lifeson46 i apologize i read in haste
lifeson46 1 year ago
@sjantzi That was out loud you know.
CanadaIndieFilm 1 year ago
I think Jerry Falwell did much to poison the world. He worked hard to earn this kind of admiration.
szrgirl 2 years ago 7
saying the ACLU caused 9/11 sound good enough for me, but hey, why am i trying to use reason with a republican
TheDcrat 2 years ago
Falwell.... the guy who said that if he didn't raise millions of dollars in a week god would take him away?
No... he's a stand up citizen for sure
chyrd 2 years ago 4
Did Falwell do that, too? Or are you thinking of Oral Roberts? FWIW, he finally got "called home."
Epitome613 2 years ago
Actually that was Oral roberts not falwell. :)
ibcannonball 2 years ago
I already stood corrected... I'm not standing anymore... LOL
chyrd 2 years ago
ok... going to reply to myself...
I already stood corrected on the falwell/roberts mixup that I made... I won't stand again...
I was wrong... let's move on... LOL
chyrd 2 years ago
This is WAY excelent!
Pity I'm living in a country of non-believers they don't know how much FUN christianity can be.
8DX 2 years ago 2
Wish you were here :P (I'm in FLORIDA! where all the old crusty crochety christians go to die . . . and complain about everyone that isn't an old crochety christian.)
aqwiz 2 years ago 10
to all the dumbasses proselytizing on Roy's videos:
WE (all of Roy's fans) would rather be in hell (if it did exist, although it most certainly doesnt) than listen to the bullshit you're spweing. fuck of.
TheGreatOldOnes 2 years ago 5
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THen take the easy way out, Cause that's what you athiest's do when life gets hard.
4476buy 2 years ago
how do you figure? im seriously interested in what distorted reality you think exists
yungmurker77 2 years ago
repentorburnbaby - I think we've got your point that you think all of us are on the fast train to hell.
You still haven't answered my question if you AGREE with Jerry Falwell's views on 9/11.
szrgirl 2 years ago 4
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sky-darwins on the road to Hell.
repentorburnbaby 2 years ago
Justify how creationism is possible, you ignorant prick. Jesus would hate you.
jacobreedijk 2 years ago 2
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are you a Skydaddy who loves darwin?
Sayno to drugs, sayno to sin, sayno to evolution, sayno to nutjobs
repentorburnbaby 2 years ago
ill c u in hell bitch. btw, im taking ure advice by saying no to nut jobs (NO!)
jacobreedijk 2 years ago
K-12 high Christian school, then JERRY FALWELLS college. Survived it!
All good memories, actually.
Philosophy is a different story. I doubt everything! God took
Billions of years to create the world and didn't get it right the
first time? Humm.
Heaven will be PERFECT. No tears. No wars. No catastrophies.
No free will ??? Why not start it all out that way. WAIT....He did,
and we failed miserably. Guess we will do better next time. HA!
patti8008 2 years ago
Yes, yet all your friends and family who CHOSE not to follow your god will be burning in hell. You won't have to care at all. Won't that be wonderful?!
szrgirl 2 years ago
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Scaripture will be the thing that will destroy evil, destroy you satans.
repentorburnbaby 2 years ago
repentorburnbaby - How nice it must be to confine yourself to such a narrow view of the world!
Do you agree with Jerry Falwell about 9-11, too? ; - P
szrgirl 2 years ago
watched your very personal video szrgril. Sending you many thanks for your response to my post and....more-so...well wishes and thoughts of hope. Keep fighting, my friend.
patti8008 2 years ago
Thank you, Patti. :)
szrgirl 2 years ago
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Don't worry about them until you get yerself straight. If you are not saved, how you gonna help someone else. It starts with you, dood. What will you do with your Creator? Will you obey Him or just be another servant of the Devil?
repentorburnbaby 2 years ago