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  • Reason Rally March 24 2012 Washington DC.. in case you didn't already know.

  • Roy, you are welcome with the lesbians. ;)

  • i favorited this one many yeatrs ago and i still love listening to it :)

    thxs roy :)

  • Thank gods for this video!

  • He really is the town square.

  • Deuteronomy 22:5 - God hates cassocks.

  • I don't like God, but Jesus was one cool dude.

  • where have i been?? this guy is so cool!!! thank you - can you play at my next cook out??

  • This is probably not new to anyone here by now, but just in case remember what Hitchens said about Falwell after he died: "If they gave him an enema he could have been buried in a matchbox!"

  • at 4:32 i thought he was gonna be like "dick"

  • FYI, the Hydrox Roy is talking about is a cookie that looks exactly like an Oreo. Not the Hydrogen-Oxygen mixture they use for diving.

  • Preach it Brother

  • Jerry Falwell is a pedophile and a child molester

  • Jesus is in hell, only Christians go to heaven ......

  • Man, you are the town square. LMAO

  • @pink every thing he does he does for his plan

  • @MrNicefitguy please, just stop,go to your hypocritical religion, and read your contradictory book, while you inter-wear clothing materials, and say that gays are banned to hell, his "plan" doesn't exist, because HE/SHE/IT does NOT exist...

  • @MrNicefitguy

    Every member of the null set is both an even integer and an odd integer.

  • I'm impressed that 117 folks from the 700 club watched this video!

  • @94saabguy Kudos on coming up with your own comment instead of the "117 Jerry Falwells dislike this video."

  • I love this one! Thanks Roy :)

  • I think your giving Jesus too much credit. According to the Bible, he said a lot of stupid, awful things, like "Take no thought for the morrow" and "So I will cast her on a bed of suffering, and I will make those who commit adultery with her suffer intensely, unless they repent of her ways. I will strike her children dead...and I will repay each of you according to your deeds." He's just the least evil character in the book. He only looks good compared to "Keep The Little Girls to Rape" Moses.

  • I love this one....come on Roy you can stand with the Lesbians any day...You ROCK~ Oh and my GODDESS is at the beach....and my GOD hangs out in the mountains....:)

  • I, too, am an honorary lesbian.

  • I dont actually think so much about it tbh :) . Faith can do miracles in private for some people so that is why i dont speak against it but i do speak against so called priest , preachers politicians and rest of scum that try to abuse something that should be private from person to person . Idc what Bible said word for word or sentence for sentence . I Like the Idea about Jesus and mercy , forgive , love and take responsibility , challenge the authority and think for yourself philosophy -

  • This sounds like the entity that calls himself God in the Documentary "Encounters of the Fourth Kind!"... it's the Alpha to the Omega. LOL Hey, god was an angry toddler when the cosmos were young... "You're MY toys! MINE!" LOL Thank God God grew up and yet is still a humerous kid... you proved that <3!

  • So fitting a tribute to he dead - Jerry - thank Gawd. Great ditty man.

  • *humorous

  • DON'T WORRY PEOPLE - JERRY IS IN HELL GETTING THE DEVILS EVIL DICK UP HIS ASS 24/7 AND PAT WILL BE RIGHT BEHIND HIM - THANK GOD - AND TAMMY WILL BE CRACKING THE WHIP FROM HEAVEN AT JESUS' SIDE.

  • Can anyone tell me does being out loud mean?

  • @RomanusDigitus think about it

  • "Man, you ARE the town square" :))))

    Um, Jesus did preach hate. That bit with "hate thy mother and father", and another one which I can't remember right now.

  • @StrikaAmaru

    Well, that's probably because "Jesus" was convinced that the end of the world was going to occur in his own lifetime. Of course, that might equally well be said of any fringe doomsayer lunatic with a Messiah complex that's ever lived (there's a lesson to be had there), but when you take that into account, a lot of the things he said (or is quoted as having said) make more sense.

  • Thank you SO much for summing up exactly why I left Christianity.

  • @PinkRangerVida So... you're thanking him for telling you something you already experienced? If that's what atheists are made of, they need to rejoin Christianity.

  • @pcred566: That slight whooshing sound was the point flying over your head.

  • @PinkRangerVida So... you heard that too? =P I was making an admittedly stupid joke.

  • @pcred566: Oh, sorry. I've been taking care of a hyper six-year-old all day. My sense of humor is somewhere with my ability to sleep...:/ Where'd it go, anyway? :p

  • @PinkRangerVida NOOO! HYPERACTIVE 6-YEAR-OLD! AAAAAAUGHHHH!! *assumes fetal position*

    6 is almost as bad as 2. =P

  • @pcred566: *dies laughing* Oh, yeah...she's my sister, though, so I don't mind. :) I'm just exhausted. :p

  • @PinkRangerVida You made a mistake then . There is nothing wrong with Catholicism but there is so many people that do not understand it and think they can understand it well enough to preach about it . They give a good Deity a bad name to quote Roy . :) and in the process they kill the buzz normal ppl get from Faith .

  • @UthMatar: I know, that was the problem--after all, if there was an omnipotent, all-loving God, *why would He make a church like that*? Why not come up with something else? Or, heck, even preach to *multiple parts of the globe*.

    Then again, I switched to Paganism, so I can't really talk about logic. :p

  • @PinkRangerVida

    "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."

    Mohandas Gandhi

  • @CanadaIndieFilm Ever see how the Dalits are treated in India..........Gandhi had no place to school others.

  • @PinkRangerVida That's like leaving America because of Dick Cheney. Ridiculous. The falwells and robertsons of the world exist to deceive people.

  • @PinkRangerVida That's why you left? I just left because I realised I was putting my faith in a self-contradicting book written by a bunch of old guys thousands of years ago.

  • @tangent94: Awesome, dude. :) But nah, for me it was just that I realized that, if there was a God, then God probably wasn't such a dick as they made Him out to be--and wasn't gonna create a church full of 'em, either. :p Morally perfect gods don't tend to do that.

  • @PinkRangerVida How much do you want to bet that Jesus reaction to it all would be;

    "All I know is that I'm not a Christian."

  • @PinkRangerVida I can't seem to like this comment enough!

  • He should have said at the end, "I do not have spinach in my teeth!" and then smote Roy.

  • you owe a thanks to roarke on kpft.org for playing this tune, i never would have heard it if it werent for him. totally fun song, ill be cruising yer tunes now; btw i posted this on my facebook page;

    love it you have a wonderful wit!!!!!!

  • I'd stand with the lesbians, too.

  • This was brilliant!

  • clapping my hands as i watch this keep it up

  • These were my friends, so they were still lame, but they could walk!

  • That was a great song, Roy! Those 111 people who disliked this video obviously have no sense of humor or sense of real decency...

  • 4:32 - 4:50

    A reference to Westboro Baptist Church.

  • Have you written a song about Barack Obama yet --- one about how all that hope and change has been working out?

  • @Elmore3141

    You're saying nothing has changed since he got in office? He's done nothing right? I could swear his whole campaign he was bellowing about health insurance and low and behold he passed a bill that fox news and the fringe element of the right has been calling Obamacare nightmare for months after it's passing up to even now. Also the G1 summit and his oversees diplomacy ... sure he didn't eradicate the debt but you can't say he didn't deliver at least some of his campaign promises.

  • Just a thought folks. If jerry fallwell's view of the world is correct I am damned for my past mistakes no matter what I do, if the truth is closer to roy's view I am fine and shouldn't worry. I think it better to live a christian life of honour and faith just because it is the easiest, more human and humane way to live. Faith doesnt have to be part of a formal religion with a set of rules. I have faith that the sun will rise tomorrow that doesn't mean I worship Ra/Amaterasu/svarog etc

  • Yes,I heard all that Jerry Falwell blamed for the 9/11 attack.

    Surely False Teachers must have been a reason as well.

  • Evolution in Action!

  • Do people really get enjoyment out of this kind of humor these days? I love how so many portrayals of Jerry Falwell leave out the fact that he preached salvation and forgiveness of sins through Jesus Christ. Humans have flaws, let the man go for once.

  • @SuperWobbles1 The problem with Jerry Falwell was what he considered to be sins. Every word that came out of the mouth of that foul beast was a either a precursor to or in context with hate. It's a pity there isn't a hell for him to burn in.

  • @SuperWobbles1 I love how so many followers of Jerry Falwell leave out the fact that he was a megalomaniacal blowhard who earned millions of dollars by preaching intolerance, bigotry and ignorance to credulous believers who were more than happy to hand him their money in return for promise of superstitious celestial favors. Do you think the biblical Jesus would condone of that sort of ruthless materialistic excess and hatred? If he really lived, and returned today, he'd be disgusted.

  • @repentorburnbaby-You sentence me to "hail". Well, hail's just precipitation made out of frozen water, that doesn't sound so bad.

  • Christopher Hitchens said of Falwell when he died"If they give him an enema they could bury him in a matchbox"

  • I attended Jerry Falwell's University. I have a stand-up routine up now about my days with Jerry Falwell. To enjoy fifteen minutes of the funny side of fundamentalism, search youtube for my video "Richard Rossi Recovering Fundie"

  • WWJD? Kick the ass of every preacher and evangelist and charlatan in the ass from here to eternity for using his life and teachings for greed, power and repression.

    Then he'd have lunch.

  • all you can say here is "oh my god!!!!"

  • "I wanted to invite my God, but he was at the beach." You rock man!

  • ok...I'm a new fan :)

  • Being in heaven with Jerry Falwell is the same as Hell. There is no way an eternity with pure Evil and Hate can be good.

  • Blessed are the comedians for they shall give pause to all religious zealots, hypocrites, and other uncritical thinkers that revel and wallow in this fear-based catastrophe of a society!

  • anybody who mocks like Roy, well----God will not be mocked. Do you realize how serious a level of hell that Roy will be in? One of the lowest levels of hell, where Hitler resides.

  • If I was King and had a thousand Jerry Falwells, I would get rid of all the people like you. Through Banishment to Devil's Island, or just through hanging.

  • @repentorburnbaby I call Poe's Law.

  • i like this guy.

  • @repentorburnbaby-Jerry Falwell? The guy who was obsessed with the sexuality of one of the Tellytubbies. He would be a great leader? Ahahaha! Oh wait, you're serious. Well, in that case, Ahahahahahahaha!

  • Roy u need a rest. Plz take one. Kinda stay there. Ok. Dumbass

  • I love Roy. I don't think he's a Christian, but he's written so many songs that point out how far some people disconnect their beliefs from what Christianity is really about, and I love that he acknowledges that there's a difference between people who do things in the name of a belief system and the tenets of the belief system itself.

  • hahaha @0:40 "I wanted to call in and say... that was out loud... did you know that?" lol... unfortunately... those loons do mean to say those things out loud.

  • enjoy hell!

  • I hate to ask, but does anyone actually miss Jerry Falwell?

  • @Eternity29

    Pft. No! LOL.

  • Jesus would be all like WOO PARTY!

  • You should come to Arizona as a kind of R&D trip. I don't think there is anywhere in the US where you can find just about everything you're singing about crammed into one little state.

  • @CanadaIndieFilm

    Nah Texas has em too.....

  • why is he not president? good he is not. if he was. 5 minutes later then he,s dead. and we wont hear his wise wit again.on you go.

  • The Westboro Baptist Church protested at Jerry Falwell's funeral! Was he not HOMOPHOBIC enough for them?

  • @RadarKat73080 The WBC think everyone is going to hell except for themselves, somehow the fact that one of them has illegitimate children doesn't matter. But anyone who likes santa claus is evil

  • @xavtron Bet they're shitting themseives with delight over specualtion that the story about the adultress, the "let him who is without sin" story, may not have been in the original manuscripts. Nevermind there are lots of times when Jesus said "don't judge others." My fave: "with the measure that you measure out, it will be measured out to you."

  • "you are the town sqare"...!!! XD I cried!

  • Man he's so lucky to be able to do commentary music like this and (presumably) get paid for it. Awesome.

  • Dude! We have the same God! Mine's at the Beach too. ,

    He's a hell of a surfer XD

  • This is so true. You got the Bornagains up away from their six packs and football games. You get Karma points for that.

  • "9/13 for the record."

    "LOLOLOLOL."

    How was that funny? :/

    Also: This guy is an idiot.

  • @dibsquared *Jerry Falwell, not Roy. I love you Roy! :D

  • This reminds me of the saying, "Jesus has two dads, why cant I?

  • @nevermore285 haha never heard it but thanks for sharing :D

  • "That was... out loud did you know that?" XD

  • Why wouldn't you love a bag of dicks?

  • theists are as stupid as they come

  • Lol!

  • Even God would have to admit that this song was hilarious.

  • @mfentruck Correction: ESPECIALLY god would find this funny! if he exists that is

  • @mfentruck maybe this song was "Divinely" inspired hehe

  • Jesus Christ has returned. I AM.

  • If Jesus has returned, I'd better move my car. I think I'm parked in his spot.

  • @professor2442 No worries, he's Jesus. He'll take a foot or two there on one side, split the space between you and repeat until there are enough parking lots for everyone who needs one.

  • Yeah, but still... Jesus has returned...

    Shouldn't we all try to look busy or something? Or at least hide the porn in a better place?

  • In james earl jones's voice right? "Jesus is comeing...Look BUSY!

  • I think he'll forgive you for it - Jesus is pretty cool about things like that happening. :)

  • @tre1871 Hey, at least Hell has better people to spent time with, like Ghandi.

  • @Equilibrium2037 Half naked hinduist fanatic? No, thanks!

  • @Equilibrium2037 FYI, Ghandi was a British Army Major who racially cleansed the zulu warriors.

  • @fragman08 No he wasn't....

    

  • @mattyk722 yes, he was. he formed an indian volunteer regiment.

  • @fragman08 No he didn't. Where do you get your information from? Gandhi wanted the brits to accept indians as officers, only whites could be such at that time. they compromised and allowed indians to be stretcher bearers. ghandi himself never served in the armed forces. He worked as a lawyer and civil rights activist.

  • I can't wait for Santa to drop down my chimney with my presents. I heard he's bringing you coal.

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  • « Everyone of us will be standing before God oneday »

    If it exists and gives everybody an audience.

    « all God required(s) of humans is to believe in Jesus Christ »

    And to obey his commands, et cetera. Don't worry, you're not required to be a good, moral person, as long as you believe and obey.

  • @XGralgrathor

    Oh yes. God is this omnipotent, all loving god who loves all of us because we are his children, but you better love & believe in him & do what some book that was written 2k yrs ago by a bunch of hallucinating, delusional, uncivilized morons in the middle eastern desert says or he'll torture you in Hell forever with no hope of redemption. Boy, what a great parent he is. I'm sure you also force your children to love you & do what you say no matter what it is or suffer for eternity.

  • "Don't worry, you're not required to be a good, moral person, as long as you believe and obey." - Funny shit, keep smoking that shit...

  • "You will come away asking many questions."

    wouldn't the point of visiting your site be to answer questions and not generate them?

  • No that was Oral Roberts

  • Hahahaha I love Roy's songs. He's so funny.

  • That wasn't really a song, but it sure was funny!

  • you forgot his best quote: "the purple teletubby is gay"

  • well,i mean lets be honest,he's got a TV in his stomach,thats gotta be gay somehow

  • @sjantzi Nonsense

    Human Think

  • @sjantzi shut up you stupid cunt, born again asshole

  • @lifeson46 Um, i was quoting falwell to show what a douche he was. The last line was sarcasm, look it up.

  • @lifeson46 i apologize i  read in haste

  • @sjantzi That was out loud you know.

  • I think Jerry Falwell did much to poison the world. He worked hard to earn this kind of admiration.

  • saying the ACLU caused 9/11 sound good enough for me, but hey, why am i trying to use reason with a republican

  • Falwell.... the guy who said that if he didn't raise millions of dollars in a week god would take him away?

    No... he's a stand up citizen for sure

  • Did Falwell do that, too? Or are you thinking of Oral Roberts? FWIW, he finally got "called home."

  • Actually that was Oral roberts not falwell. :)

  • I already stood corrected... I'm not standing anymore... LOL

  • ok... going to reply to myself...

    I already stood corrected on the falwell/roberts mixup that I made... I won't stand again...

    I was wrong... let's move on... LOL

  • This is WAY excelent!

    Pity I'm living in a country of non-believers they don't know how much FUN christianity can be.

  • Wish you were here :P (I'm in FLORIDA! where all the old crusty crochety christians go to die . . . and complain about everyone that isn't an old crochety christian.)

  • to all the dumbasses proselytizing on Roy's videos:

    WE (all of Roy's fans) would rather be in hell (if it did exist, although it most certainly doesnt) than listen to the bullshit you're spweing. fuck of.

  • how do you figure? im seriously interested in what distorted reality you think exists

  • repentorburnbaby - I think we've got your point that you think all of us are on the fast train to hell.

    You still haven't answered my question if you AGREE with Jerry Falwell's views on 9/11.

  • Justify how creationism is possible, you ignorant prick. Jesus would hate you.

  • ill c u in hell bitch. btw, im taking ure advice by saying no to nut jobs (NO!)

  • K-12 high Christian school, then JERRY FALWELLS college. Survived it!

    All good memories, actually.

    Philosophy is a different story. I doubt everything! God took

    Billions of years to create the world and didn't get it right the

    first time? Humm.

    Heaven will be PERFECT. No tears. No wars. No catastrophies.

    No free will ??? Why not start it all out that way. WAIT....He did,

    and we failed miserably. Guess we will do better next time. HA!

  • Yes, yet all your friends and family who CHOSE not to follow your god will be burning in hell. You won't have to care at all. Won't that be wonderful?!

  • repentorburnbaby - How nice it must be to confine yourself to such a narrow view of the world!

    Do you agree with Jerry Falwell about 9-11, too? ; - P

  • watched your very personal video szrgril. Sending you many thanks for your response to my post and....more-so...well wishes and thoughts of hope. Keep fighting, my friend.

  • Thank you, Patti. :)