Sh*tuff Christian Girls Say

[sonnimotton]

Ummm why does he makes us sound desperate?

[YanaDej]

"I need a Samson to come and tear down the pillars of my loneliness." -bahaha! I would always read about Samson! Good guy, falls too easily however. lol

[bandgirl03]

I used to say all these things......until I got out of youth group and into the real world. I am still a christian. I'm just not using every waking moment to find my "Boaz" or gossiping about girls while using scripture references. This video just sounds alot like SAVED! or Easy A....

[geistlingster]

I dont think he is mocking Christians. I actually have heard some of these sayings or stuff close to it in church. It just depends on where you are and the people you know.

[gordishosexy]

hahaha I used the first one to break up with a girl.... shame on me!

[littletaru]

@Opalrose1000 These are thing Christian girls say to SOUND Christian. Not all of us are like that. :]

[MissSuperJule]

Oh my gosh dying this is SO HILARIOUS!!!!! XD

[JustinLombardozzi]

/watch?v=gtMtTaX-ocQ

[ashleyemryerson]

lmao.... you know you need a life when you start talking like this...

[spiritedmistyq]

Hilarious! I love it!

[TDizzleProductions]

@OpalRose1000 I'm christian too and believe me I know girls that talk like this lol

[ConradW]

i used to date a girl like this.

it was torture but she was wild in bed.

[TheSarahSteele]

@llamaoffspring just in case people would think I'm even the slightest bit bi although I'm not :P lol but yes I agree with you, I was just taking precaution :)

[llamaoffspring]

@TheSarahSteele lol, I'm bi, but thinking a GUY is hot is totally straight when you're a girl :P I guess unless he actually looked like a girl, which he doesn't :D

[bloodypandahachiroku]

"Daddy God" ROFL.....

[crayongirliee]

Haaaaa I know a fair few girls like this!

[OpalRose1000]

Ok I'm a christian and...who talks like this??? O_o Like I thought I'd be able to relate to this vid in some way.

[ConradW]

@OpalRose1000 from my experience of these S**** people say videos is if we don't recognise it, its probably talking about us.

[AaronHudsonCook]

@OpalRose1000 me too and a man dressed as woman pretending to mock Christians real proves how stupid this really is. No Christians say this.

[nextlevelswagg]

@OpalRose1000 I'm a Christian too, but this cracks me up so much. It pretty much epitomizes every Christian girl I've ever met.

[CanadianDragonx13x]

@OpalRose1000 Clearly you've never been to a conservative christian college where 1/2 the people are homeschooled....

[PhantomxEmma]

@OpalRose1000 same

[SmokyStormy1]

Jesus promises to reveal himself to ALL who seek him! When he reveals himself to you, you'll have all the proof and evidence of his existence that you'll ever need and you'll be forever changed like I was and nothing else in life will matter anymore but Christ! :D

[TheSarahSteele]

Knowing that this is a guy...am I the only one who is attracted to him despite the girl clothes and wig? Lol

[llamaoffspring]

@TheSarahSteele Why despite? He's cute, doesn't matter what he's wearing! :P

[Domo4eva]

lol, sounds about right.

[Ameerrica2010]

There's another video poking fun at things christian boys say. Why is it so many guys got offended by their video, but this is perfectly ok? I'm a christian woman. And I freak'n LOVE this video. Except we love bunnies.

[Karrthus]

It's just consumerism, superficiality, pop culture and materialism meets pseudo-Christianity. 

[SonicxAmyfan4Life]

Sometimes when I watch this I TOTALLY forget that it's a guy because that's EXACTLY how Christan girls are! XD 

[OminousBooch]

I find this to be both demeaning and true. Don't know if trolling or...

[Stapletonsam]

its sad that the world sees us as this way! probably because some people are actually like this.

[jesnavely]

@Stapletonsam This is how Christians see each other. This is definitely produced by someone who is familiar with the (sub)culture. Unfortunately, based on how I have observed others react to Christians, I think we would likely be portrayed as being much more hostile if this was from "the worlds" point of view.

[Lorytx10]

bahaha! love it!

[emstarkitty]

The way he says "God has your BO-AAAZ coming!" is the funniest part.

[SweetestTasteofSour]

HAHAHA

[gabriellesolange]

lol this is SO hilarious! i freaking laugh every time cuz it's so true. hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa love it. now if only there was a funny one for guys

[14omoon]

Where do they do this cuz I haven't seen any chics acting like this! On real

[xchampx]

It's not COFFEE! Christian girls like teaaaaaaaaaa

[brooklynvtc]

@xchampx no... that is actually Morman girls... haha!

[transitive1]

I've been watching all of the Shit blank Say videos and I haven't really related to many if them, but this one is so right on.

[KiwifruitPixie]

I went to a Christian school and half the girls were exactly like this. *giggles*

[bluesboy25000]

@KiwifruitPixie I went to a Christian School and 99% were like this

[Hoovus9]

Stuff Briercrest girls say sounds more like it

[sarahslifeinherlens]

lol the i'm not ready for marriage is soo true haha

[maegfeawin]

"Back off, Philistine!"

I can't wait to go to Bible College, now.

[bcochrane25]

You forgot "bless your heart" 

[supermanders001]

This is so true, 100% haha!

[DangerousLiasons8291]

I love this...It's like listening to all of my Honor Academy friends

[OllieBear984]

Mine is: "OOOOOOOOH, IF I WEREN'T A CHRISTIAN RIGHT NOW!!!"

[BrandNewStandard]

LOL

[abu5alaf91]

im a christian and this is SOOO FUNNY hahahahaha

[parchmentgirl]

This is hilarious!

[pennyjarman]

This is so so funny and so so true LOL!!

[eyelivefourhim]

i should journal.n NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[FrIeNdofRaChEl10]

Hilarious!!!!! I love it!!!

[HugsNotDrugs10101]

LISA BEVERE! BOOM

[reeseslightning11]

"She has a Jezebel spirit" LOL!!! That's a good one I'm definitely gonna use that.

[gurtanator]

They mindfuck the shit out of you. One day you think they like you and the next it seems like they're on their period. @#RR(I%$!

[supersutton10]

You can't forget "I'm definitely a princess in God's eyes. O my gosh I'm like cinderella!"

or

"OMG, PTL!"

[timokay100]

"Back off Philistine!" :-D

[CalHarmer]

0:51

I can't be the only person who thinks thats a Jennifer Aniston smile...

No Homo.

[djembe8641]

As a Christian Girl myself who has probably said 1 or 2 of these things - this is hilarious :D

[The7evensover6ixes]

Seriously doubt that these people are Christians...

666

[ajussiwannabe]

So funny, cause I've heard some of these before.....

[LornyLuPots]

Oh my days soo embarrassing cuz its so true lol

[BandBwans]

How truly funny. My daughter actually has said these things about and to boys. Sad really.

[sodabottles]

OH GOSH. THIS IS LIKE MY ENTIRE CAMPUS.

[500yt000]

Also, who is the "Lisa Meveir" woman you're talking about at 1:25?

[LornyLuPots]

@500yt000 Lisa Bevere :)

[500yt000]

Guilty as charged on...mmm...75% of this. haha.

[Ladym862001]

Haha! I hear a lot of this stuff all the time.. Especially about being married haha

[arnst1052]

"Jesus is my valentine"

[HauntsinHotels]

THIS IS THE BEST DAMN THING IVE WATCHED

[cinderella9018]

this "girl" is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooo cute! LOLOLOLOLOL hahahahahaha gotta love the lip gloss!! rofl!!

[missmyspacestar]

So good! watched this 4 times in a row so good to laugh at ourselves thanks!!

[international00lies]

i heard he was buying cigarettes! !!!!.hahhahahahahaahhalol

[fukisarashi]

this is honestly really funny but i've never heard any christian say any of that lol

[hellokayy]

lol ive never heard a sister say these things

[joelwyse]

what about: "I just think... we should hang out in groups for a while." haha

[2415Dragoness]

Don't you love it when people quote the video and that comment is automatically liked to the top?

[warrengal4393]

" I hear she has a real Jesabell Spirit" lol.

[honeypung]

A Clean good laugh.

[Damirrea9]

LMBO!!!!! Good one =) I love all my believers. we are pretty funny though. =)

[SkywardFlix]

god is love enough said... Hash tag, BOOM!

[SkywardFlix]

I'm so enthralled by the beauty of gods creation ....... Oh look a bird...... I should journal

[FanOfMiLeyRay]

dang. i have said multiple o these

[ShitChristianGuysSay]

Lovely job team. Lovely. My friends are quoting you--you've arrived. Check out the other side of the story. @shitchristianguyssay

[JasmineSkyyForcertv]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOOOLOLLLL­OLL no but seriously yes

[thiskenyangirl]

I am so fearful of being UNEQUALLY YOLKED!!!

[Indigoviolet93]

this is really funny!!! :)

[MsCC918]

"At this point I don't even want a David, just give me one of his mighty men" LMBO this video is hilarious!

[MYheroMJrip]

"Daddy God" hahahahahahha

[89aflow]

I'm deeply offended by this... Who am I kidding, this was hilariously BRILLIANT!

God is love. Enough said. #Boom.

[giggles5571]

oh look at that bird... i should JOURNAL. ive never said any of this stuff,but its great!! :D

[mariafuentes08]

perfect!

[joct825]

"I'm just ready for my Boaz" lol ..coffee coffee coffee I just love coffee and the Word!!!!!!!!!

[rhcp484]

ohhhhhh my.

[rhcp484]

wow

[rhcp484]

WOW

[cheesypasta]

this is bloody funny

[drew201093]

bwahahahaha. I go to Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry... this is accurate.

[MrRobertgnarly]

@drew201093 Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry is no school at all.

[LadyMidnightBluu]

I don't know any Christian ladies who say this...I don't even say this kind of stuff. :P

[jaokiichan]

@LadyMidnightBluu I do, like, "I want a man to love me the way Issac loved Rachel." XD

[suagryCubies]

This isn't helping the atheists like us more.

[RandomDancingActress]

I love this. Can't tell you how many times I've heard this.

[ADeCou87]

Spot on! This deserves an award

[hsmsk8er]

This is so incredibly funny. lol "back off phillistine!"

[rmanrdtailnl]

"Ooooo, a bird!"

[rmanrdtailnl]

"I should journal."

[peachpuffabilly]

a Christian girl mustyve dissed him so that's why he's hurt

[powitskim]

dieing!!!!! HAHAHA

[MwansaAAndala]

Lol, this is an international thing for Christian girls. I've heard half of these things from Christian girls in Zambia (Africa) and the other half in the UK.

[LittleHittu]

Hmmm... It seems I have yet to meet christian girls like this because the one's I know aren't like this. lol

[jkeef92]

HAHAHAHA!!! this is hilarious!

[HanKrisKH]

josh harris = my youth group days! LOL!!! xD

[mexiaznann]

HAHAHA omg this is hilarious!! I'm a pastor's daughter and this is all i hear from a lot of ppl i know xD

[Islandgirl0387]

Literally peeing my pants laughing...I am a Christian too and this is flipping HILARIOUS!!!!  "Back off Philistine," bahahahaha!

[Lenorawakefield]

LMBO!!! "Where's my Samson to tear down the pillars of my loneliness?"

[bandie963]

this is hilarious. it's so encouraging to see a parody of good taste and clean morality as a comeback to a sad youtube video. Christians dooo say funny things and it is refreshing that we can come together and find joy and humor in it. love this!

[beea171]

Haha I am pretty sure I have heard all of these from my friends....so spot on!!

[BJARRGH12]

Hahaha oh Goodness...

[thiskenyangirl]

" I think she's backslidden"...LOL! i've actually heard that one!

[bolleg01]

!!! great !!

[neoh223]

LOL "oh look, a bird!" and "coffee and the word" hahaha lol spot on

[effyval13]

watched this a hundred times and it still makes me laugh!! hahahaha LOL!

[jamesav001]

Therefore encourage one another and build one another up, just as you are doing. -- 1 Thess 5:11

This might be funny to many but this is not very encouraging to Christian sisters (unless they have a very low opinion of themselves) and like it's inspiration video (S**t Girls Say) has very misogynistic undertones. I can clearly only conclude that this was produced by someone outside the church!

[catchthewind616]

@jamesav001 I don't thinkthat whoever made this would be able to come up with these quotes if they were outside the church. Sure it's exaggerative, but as a young woman who was raised in church, goes to a Christian college, and has partaken in countless girls' Bible studies, I've heard at least 60% of this word-for-word. The "girl" in the video does come off as a bit judgmental and flaky, but I think that this was done affectionately, not to discourage sisters.

[crazydolce1]

lol daddy god:)

[Salger12]

Can't stand christian girls

[suagryCubies]

@Salger12 they're not all like this :I

I am one, and most of the time, I don't mention God.

[thecellogirl00]

You sir, are a HILARIOUS!

Oh man. It's sad how on point this is. Lol

[carrrazuri]

holy lol mark driscoll

[ShielsJulie]

So well done and accurate. Priceless girls!

[peterox13224]

the guy that played the "girl" is one of my best friends brothers:)

[elephantsrock08]

"Back off, Philistine!" :P

[jessce7]

LOL@the jesus culture comment!

[theMareJ9]

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!

[briecka97]

Ok it was funny but I don't like the word....just gonna say the title. Enough said #boom

[BingaAndCarter]

Where is my Sampson to tear down the pillars of my loneliness? Hahahaha

[jtrain9012]

This is so awesome!!!! My first breakup was because of the famous Josh Harris book. So freaking accurate!!!

[bumper212]

@jtrain9012 Josh's books are needed more and more in this generation. I will never knock on him for getting a book out that actually encourages men and women to find real love without leaving a trail of broken hearts and regrets.

[jtrain9012]

@bumper212 never said it wasn't needed, but they do cause breakups among dating christian couples though. You will never knock, because I didn't. I didn't read his books.

[Brittanynoelll]

God is love. Enough said. #boom

[Discern4]

Christian girls: some of the most naive people on the planet.

[iliveibreathe]

"That Jesus Culture album is so anointed." and "I love coffee and the Word." I actually say that! Hahaha! Good job!

[SLuttKnoker]

haha this is so true. i think i choked from laughing at the josh harris part. i hated those books when i was forced to read them

[voxstefani]

@SLuttKnoker, I was a sophomore in a Christian college when "I Kissed Dating Goodbye" came out in 1997. Then no one was forcing anyone else to read the book, even though its preposterous premises were certainly being discussed, and the very first generation of Girls Swearing Off Dating was in full swing. I find it very disturbing that someone, somewhere, is now forcing young people to read Josh Harris!

[bumper212]

@voxstefani Have you ever read the books? Obviously not. Your comment clearly defines your ignorance and your arrogance.

[voxstefani]

@bumper212, "obviously" yes. I didn't read it in college, but only after I became a pastor a little later. Then I read Jeramy Clark's fine book delineating an alternative view. Then I read the follow-ups to each of those two books. I also listened to talks and read articles by those authors and others on the subject. So, far from ignorance and arrogance, my comment "clearly" reflects my carefully considered opinion. Also, do calm down. Why have a heat attack over nothing?

[SLuttKnoker]

@voxstefani yeah i was raised in a very conservative house and i read that book in high school. tried it out and didn't work for me haha. don't agree with any of the teachings

[Beffanee]

Hilarious how I was having a conversation EXACTLY like this with a friend after church on Sunday, ha!!

[cocoabean2011]

this is so amazingly accurate.

[icicle0109]

LOL JOSH HARRIS <3

[Paziia]

LOLOLOLOLOL this is meeee!!!! Love it

[SoadOwnsUrFace]

Wow. You just became half of the girls I know.

[WHOATG2246]

Hahahah, good stuff (:

[sananima]

I should journal.

[gbtrac]

WHEATON COLLEGE IN A NUTSHELL.

[HisMoon2010]

lol what is this?!? so weird. but a bit funny? Lol

[CourtneytheEgyptian]

The accuracy of this video is scary...I love how tastefully you mocked us Christian girls :) I adore this!

....Now I'm gonna go drink some coffee and get in the word.

[iliveibreathe]

@CourtneytheEgyptian ..and I'm going to listen to that really anointed Jesus Culture album!

[dxarmourlove]

@CourtneytheEgyptian If it was an atheist with the exact same video (even if they had a nice disclaimer), would you say the same? I doubt it.

[droidappreviews]

Are you from Evangel University?

[MrRobertgnarly]

@droidappreviews we are students at Oral Roberts University in Tulsa, Oklahoma