This video is shitty.

[Hunkerbunker346]

god damn he shit a brick

[Audiofile101]

Fuck you!

[LuigiGreenGuy]

You sicko why do you think people want to watch this I was eating chocolate and lost my appite so I gave to my cat forgetting he can't have chocolate and he died.

[fireboy3666]

@SoFnReal

hater

[SoFnReal]

WOW! This video confirms my last comment that this guy is a child molester!

Who the FUCK makes videos with poop and kids underwear???!!!

Child molesters do!

See you on Dateline with Chris Hanson You PERVERT!

[SmileyDanielle22]

HOLY FUCK.

[420THECRYPTKEEPER]

O-captain my captain

all hail the captain

power to the captainfury

[suckmyassyouwhore]

thats fuckin awesome

[metallichika]

3:15 how can you eat a chocolate bar after watching that!?

[defendant420]

Hey.........Shit Happens.

[strawberrielust]

oh sweet mary mother of jesus... i just... wow. i just shat bricks from seeing that colssal shit of satan.

[6621790]

hahaha omg how does he shit so large if hes in pre school jay pooo

lol just throw it away

[TheRonGordyShow]

Dude, stop feeding him those frozen Mexican meals..

[sheri226]

I have to say as a pediatric nurse.. that was an impressive turd. lol. If you think that turd was bad.. wait until he hits his teens.. I WISH all I had to deal with were turds.. (sobs) I miss 'em!

[lilgreggy07]

holy shit no pun intended

[Ironwind1972]

He must of ate at the original taco bell.

[DILLIGAF333]

LOL thanks dude, I needed that laugh.

[philscartoons]

Get in there Marine!

[MyRealityBytes]

You should have been eating one of those brownies I made that looked like turds. LOL

[kenrg]

Daddy - My tummy hurts.

[captainfury2007]

LOL No kidding!

[JCGhoast]

your son must be retarded

[sugarandlance]

That's triffling!

[captainfury2007]

Is that french fo poo? Just kidding thanks duder!

[gabesprofile]

how come you left the water running on the poo?

[captainfury2007]

Because I ran out gagging and grabbed the camera!

[hicap06]

the horror.....  the horror..

God it looks like a chocolate shark fin!! Blech!!

You are a stronger man than I am. I would have busted out the pressure washer and put on the NBC gear.

[captainfury2007]

LOL NBC gear. I needed it.

[golfingdisaster]

OMG! LMFAO@ "the turd fell out"!!!!!!!! Glad I don't have a weak stomach. I was eating pizza while watching that. Reminds me of the potty training days. SOOOOO glad those are over. You get tired of it when they insist on shitting their pants in Wal-Mart.

[fehquig]

You took your son off diapers a bit early?

[captainfury2007]

He's doing great now. No accidents in a few days. but were just starting the potty training.

[xmonke55]

lmao i cant stop laughing, thats fucking gross

[captainfury2007]

That thing was a monster.

[PalmOliveSoap]

what am i thinking lol your in ned of help filming your sons poop pants some one needs to save this to show him when is bigger or his first girlfriend when he is 18 year old LOL

SPRINKLES

[captainfury2007]

Oh yeah, his first girlfriend will see this for sure.

[LeSaMilano]

I'm so sick as I was immediately interested in this video from the title. LOL

[captainfury2007]

LOL! Poo seems to be my forte.

[darlynn12]

LOL now that is a shitty video!

I remember the days, not foundly! My oldest was allergic to disposible diapers so I had to clean shit out of diapers daily. lots of throw up right with it lol nasty job

[captainfury2007]

Oh man, my nephew had cloth diapers. NAAAAAAASTY!

[wickedBABZ]

wow... I didn't want kids... now i'm pretty sure i have the right idea... I dunno haha

[captainfury2007]

Kids are awesome. He's doing great now. Just an accident. All kids have 'em. He's got the hang of it now.

[BEDLAS07]

Amen brother, kids are great. I have a new 4 month-old boy and I'm sure I'll be dealing with some "accidents" myself.  Hell, even us adults have poop incidents once in a while - Had one yesterday :-(

[captainfury2007]

Kids are so awesome!

[mjndblain]

would you kindly shut your noise hole

[BEDLAS07]

Eat ass, fag fucker.

[mjndblain]

get fucked loserr

[BEDLAS07]

Here's a concept...get an education you inbred fuck. Your a poser fag who "Likes drugs, guns, porno, alcohol & sex" according to your piece of shit profile. Get a grip canook, take a gun with one bullet, go behind your shack and do the right thing.

[mjndblain]

why dont u just fuck off?

[lilgreggy07]

your mean

[mattyeomans]

@mjndblain and so... the troll was fed

[mjndblain]

yeah i wasent saying this to captin i was saying it to som guy who insault me so be for bglaming u should tdo me scaerch

[3BallJosh]

ah, another shitty classic by captainfury

[captainfury2007]

Thank you sir.

[pfcmarine0311]

cant wait to have kids lol

[captainfury2007]

Kids rock.

[pfcmarine0311]

never said they didnt lol im just so looking forward to doing that lol

[Pantalooniesconqueso]

The reminds me of my brother, he used to have a very hard time going *cough* number 2 right. So he would wait.. and wait... until his stomach would bloat. He would cramp so bad, and the shit would literally force its way out. I remember my brother in the garage, stand up with his legs crossed straining as the massive turd was trying to tear its way from his anus. The sheer look on his face, was something between a man getting ass raped, and grandma catching you masturbating. It was hilarious!

[captainfury2007]

Yeah. That was a man';s turd for sure. Its almost like I shit in his pants.

[Pantalooniesconqueso]

Atleast you didn't find a peice of corn or a nut or two floating in the feces.

[captainfury2007]

I couldn't get close enough through the smell.

[NBMonkey]

DISGUSTING!!!!!!

[captainfury2007]

Thanks!

[GoucheGizmo]

WHAT, giant dump in the sink.

[captainfury2007]

Super nasty. You should have smelled it.

[partynmyjeans]

lmao i watched in HQ

[captainfury2007]

OHhhhh HD poo....

[bearchay889]

This reminds me of a boy i used to work with when i picked up garbage for a few years.One day he found a pair of paintes and for some reason didn't wonder why they would be in the trash.Well his fool as hung them on the antenta of the truck.When the wind blew it spun them as so he could see the massive dump in them and then he proceeded to puke the rest of the day.

[captainfury2007]

That is hilarious!! Oh man poop panties from the antenna!

[Blargaldalien]

I was hoping you would have ended with a baby Ruth bar. same shape as a corn / nut flecked turd.

IRL, I will trade you a year of an Alzheimer parent's turds,and cleaning them up too.

[captainfury2007]

No way man, my mom did that shit for years and has the horror stories to tell.

[steveincairo]

Gonna voooommit. Is your son a grown man cuz that turd was massive.

[captainfury2007]

Thats my little man for ya!! LOL

[nintendofreak117]

Lord.... Have mercy!!!!!!!!!!!

[captainfury2007]

The kid is a monster.

[nintendofreak117]

i love it how u actually respond to our comments not like smosh or niggerhigger

[captainfury2007]

I respond to comments for about 3 days, after that, I can't keep up with the older comments.

[Sentinal3131]

HAHA your kid is gunna hate you for this video in a few years time. my advice...use it as a threat when they get their first girlfriend/boyfriend haha

[LuckyStrike502]

Damn, that turd is HUGE! Was it bigger than your turd on the day you shit your pants?

[captainfury2007]

Uh, that was soup.

[andymooseman]

Just imagine the size of his poops when he grows up!

I guess as parents we're used to poop of all shapes & sizes? :)

[captainfury2007]

Yeah we will have to install water slides instead of toilets.

[Whitestar17a]

that is a huge pile of poop

[captainfury2007]

Thats my little man for ya!

[ilovebekah]

That was the biggest turd I've ever seen.

[captainfury2007]

Yeah, the kid eats like a race horse.

[JJwalkers12]

Well...

Uh...

I lol'd

[captainfury2007]

Thanks!

[shimbob]

how is it this thing was shaped in like a triangle? is your son an alien?

[captainfury2007]

NO, see, when a preschooler shits their pants, they don't tell anyone for a while. So they sit on it and play for awhile, then they finally come clean (for a lack of better words)

[Bl4zz3r]

Aw jeez you just had to soak the thing too...nast

[captainfury2007]

It was really gross. I kept gagging.

[OhCurt]

I had to minimize during that middle part.

And yet I still can't imagine ever eating a chocolate candy bar.

Yeah, my stomach is hella-weak.

[captainfury2007]

LOL... Yeah, human poop is the most foul smelling... uh... poop there is.

[Sugartalker]

I watched the video up until the warning. Then I covered my eyes and listened to the very end. If I had been you, I would have thrown up three times lol.

[captainfury2007]

LOL I came so close...  SAVED THE UNDIES!!! I deserve father of the year for that shit.

[snoogansR90]

Wow. That's massive shit from a preschooler.

[captainfury2007]

Yeah, I bet he had to bear down on that one.

[redface626]

Your son really can poo.

[captainfury2007]

Yes. Yes he can. Takes after his old man.

[kidblood1]

I love the smell of shit.

[captainfury2007]

Did you know that every time you leave a comment. Someone marks it as spam. I unmark it almost every time.

[3CoolKats]

This was MUCH more disgusting than me smashing half rotten tomatoes with my feet, LOL.

[captainfury2007]

YOU'RE BLINKAZOID?????  Never knew.

[Blinkazoid]

Yep, 3CoolKats and Blinkazoid are one in the same. For a while after I created my cat channel I would comment out of it and add at the end..."Blinkazoid...Slave to

3CoolKats", but after a while I figured most people knew we were the same so I quit doing that. Actually I do most of my commenting from my cat channel because my subs are more condensed there and don't fly by so fast.

[funnyvidsSUBSCRIBE]

you are my idol

[captainfury2007]

Thanks!

[BoomerChick55]

What a good Dad.

[captainfury2007]

Thanks! I try. :)

[jamsouth2]

finally truth in advertising. i was eating a bowl of chilli when i started to watch this. i stopped eating when the turd was shown. maybe next week you could show some dude barfing up some chilli. i'll send you a clip.

still rated five stars...

[captainfury2007]

LOL... Yeah I was trying to eat while watching this and it was hard.

[abbyroadme]

So glad we don't have smell-o-vision, this would be one stinky video.

[captainfury2007]

Oh it was. I almost lost it before I recorded this.

[MikeRayz0]

Nice vid

Atleast we know what u do on ur free time

LOL !

[captainfury2007]

Clean poopy undies?!! LOL

[joecandito]

i am literally eating beef stew right when i am watching this, i immediately turned away right when is saw it

[captainfury2007]

HA! YES!!

[worldsmostfunrocker]

omg! what a shitty video!

[captainfury2007]

Yep. shitty.

[joecandito]

yeah, im actually first

now i can die in peace

[captainfury2007]

This was your lifelong dream?? LOL