The prisoners of the war on Drugs (1996) 2/6

[ItalioTurk]

whats the name of the song in the first seconds?

[Freddyrua85]

Gay

[dfgygyjukjhjm]

This is not right.....35 incorporated

[orkakommapanatt]

out of fucking nowhere "white jelly or without jelly"

[Econ1260MetZRoberto]

WHy the fuck would a new dude in jail look for a homosexual person to get the scoop in on the place. Is that guy like a Perez Hilton in there?

[kikusiakikusia]

I fuckin' hate drug dealers and drugs watched them ruin to many good peoples lives. They should go about them like in China, you get caught sellin', death right away.

[IceTray36]

@kikusiakikusia ud half to kill half the country.. dont be a pussy drugs aint shit..

[kikusiakikusia]

@IceTray36 See but then African-Americans get mad sayin' the system is doin' them wrong, it's targeting them. In the 1970's 70% of US prison inmates were white, since the 'war on drugs' began it flipped to 70% black. You got me all wrong, I don't see someone sellin' or using drugs as a threat. Prisons should be for murderers, rapists, psychopaths.

[FleeceJohnson1]

That bitch ass nigga stelin my damn swag

[kdavidmcd]

My girlfriend has two pussies, I mean two assholes, I mean a pussy and an asshole. After a while, they both feel the same...

[sameeehh]

"let him eat me, then we straight? " come again? straight?? . WE GAY more like it.

[lordvoldemort578]

@sameeehh "Toss my Salad, Let him eat me You know, and we straight"

There has never been a more contradicting statement

[SupaYahya]

@sameeehh U REDDY FOR LUV GURL? CUM:) KISS KISS XOXOXO

[downsouthassnigga]

fuck yall nigga man yall nggas gay

[YOUNGJIZZILE88]

6:50 is the funniest part guaranteed!!!!!

[lordvoldemort578]

@DopeDethrone There are More white Homosexual and Transvestites..

[lordvoldemort578]

After hearing what this dude does to New comers In prison. If I was the spotter I would've dropped that shit on his face, and Hope he went quickly.

[lordvoldemort578]

@DopeDethrone I Laughed out loud reading that. Do me a favor, say that to yourself out loud without laughing.

P.S the dude In the video talking about syrup and Jelly Admits he is a stone faggot.

[icpeanut]

i like jelly..

[napalm940]

I did a little time in my younger days,never once did I think "Damn,I bet sucking ass is just like eating pussy.Except its an asshole." LMAO.Seriously,if myself and one other guy were the last humans on Earth,I still dont see that happening.Thats what lotion was made for.

[2414kels]

I think I would rather die b4 getting raped or eating ass! Go out swinging I couldn't live with the memory of eating someone's ass.

[wazzy3007]

no, we ain't straight

[likeapigeon]

"an asshole is cleaner than a pussy"

serious, dude?

[mangoKush12]

"toss my salad, let him eat me and we str8, thats it!" hahahahaha

i never knew homo thugs were real

[rockbay79]

The prison guard talks about the addiction of inmates, all the while a cigar is hanging out of his mouth in many scenes. He is addicted to cigars!

[mediaheroic]

@rockbay79 The only thing that guard is addicted to is being fucking awesome!

[treyjones90]

PAUSE!

[TheDjryanf]

At 6:33 the man spotting him has a stiff!

[TheEverton1978]

sick fuck,id shiv his fuckin ass

[TheHio123]

wtfisthisreallife?!?!?!?

[morrissayee]

sucking a dick in a closet? this guy's a master loan shark.

[lordvoldemort578]

@morrissayee lmfao

[robsmusic1]

i use nutella myself

[BrooklynOmerta]

@robsmusic1 lmao

[SupaYahya]

@robsmusic1 KISS KISS GURL XOXOXO

[lordvoldemort578]

3:57 Christopher Walken anyone?

[Demov12]

Wow that dude is a pro snitch xD

[cuzzywuzzyful]

8:20 sounds like eazy E talking

[joyjoy1991]

How can an asshole be clean if ur shoving jelly up ur ass? And how can the vagina be compared to an asshole? I would hang myself before tossing anyone salads wit grape jelly on the side smh!!!!

[robsmusic1]

i just threwup

[BuckFutterd]

Lick your boom boom down (I totally forgot about Snow, white rapper from Canada). Also they way this guy talked about tossing salad like he was talking about it's supposed to rain that day. I wonder if the guy knows that he's a sensation online, people know him as the tossing salad man.

[slapoglue]

how the hell is an asshole clean??!?!?

[smokintheblaze]

Every time I. or someone in my family think about doing something wrong, I show them a video like this, to show them what they can more than likely be surrounded by. It works. Their friends might've called them a pussy, but those same friends are the same ones probably "tossing the salad" right about now.

[captainrhodes83]

ud have more violence????? anal rape daily is VIOLENCE...theres guys who rather be stabbed or burnt with hot grease than raped

[scumgod13]

@captainrhodes83 I'm one of those guys. If you rape me,please kill me!Not because I'm so against homosexuality I have NO problem with what other people do.I'm secure in my manhood,I know who I am an what I am.However,raping someone is like stealing their soul.So if I got raped,they better do me and Them a favor and kill me.If not I'm getting my shank and stabbing them and everyone around them.That's why I say Please kill me,I been in ad-seg I can't imagine doin life thats where killers go.

[captainrhodes83]

@scumgod13 ...my point exactly...the guy in the beginning was saying without drugs u would have more violence im like "get real"..shanking is a blessing compared to rape...but rape is the worse thing thats happening and its going on every minute....forcing someone to do something they don't want to ,black or white, is a great SIN

[canitasteyou321]

lol these niggers are havin trouble benchin 135 pounds and nigga at 8:49 has a nice nigger fat lip sillouette

[canitasteyou321]

lol these niggers are havin trouble benchin 135 pounds

[NyFin3st11]

i know the cameraman was like O_O during that salad tossing story

[rabby77777]

holy fuck n jesus how da fuck can any1 do time. i would throw the fucken rope up.. and pray i died quick than some nigger raped me

[rsandga2]

I'm never going to an american prison.

[BaylorCheeks09]

@rsandga2 um nah you'd prefer it here than in a third world country trust

[rsandga2]

@BaylorCheeks09 I don't want to go to any prison, but at least in a third world one i may not have to toss salad with jelly on the side

[foongU]

The informant sounds like eazy-e!

[vtwzy]

What if your booty hole smell like poo poo? He still have to toss it? LOL!

[Superstarseven]

@vtwzy What are you, 4?

[n2ecosystems]

Maybe when he closes his eyes he's thinking of a peanut butter and jelly.LOL

[smooreland]

Prison life is so dirty.

[Vaultzero]

Gayngster mother fucker man

[experiment0003]

ok... why would "most all young guys come in prison" try to find an homosexual first.. uh? wtf

[mrsfineanddandy]

on to 3...

[TheMrMarilyn]

@mrsfineanddandy LOVE these "automatic updates"!!You got yours turned on??

[mrsfineanddandy]

OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! Walking around w/THAT in me??? AAAAOWWWWW!!!

[TheMrMarilyn]

@mrsfineanddandy Part trois!!GO>>>>>>>!!

[mrsfineanddandy]

LMAO!!! Yeah... that's one HELL of a ... errrr... yeah... sick muthafukka!!!

[TheMrMarilyn]

God...these documentaries are fascinating (ultimately...though of course there are loads of different emotions and reactions that're invoked by watching them...but overall just fascination)!!

[xckid41]

7 people had to toss salad for 10 minutes or longer

[Crimsonland1]

this shit is fucked up. Wow. People are fucked up (prison has nothing to do with it) People are fucked up.

[erepnp]

its clean hahahahahahaahahaha ill im never ever going 2 prison

[coscanoe]

snitches get stitches

[TheSjpatrik]

Two of his friends owned the toss salad guy money, so he he sucked one of them off in a closet?

[Melroth2006]

@TheSjpatrik toss the salad guy: "how could he explain that a fag was sucking his dick and came up and cut him"

[mrtyrek1972]

he gay as ****

[dredrizzlelala]

fuck that if i ever got myself in a situation where i was facing some serious time behind bars im holding court in the streets. they aint locking me up with salad tossing man or fleece johnson.

[blackba5tard]

You: sir please dont make me eat your ass. please.

Inmate: hahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha.­........now eat my ass.

[blackba5tard]

what...

a fuckin....

HELL HOLE!

[hugogirardisking]

An ass is just like a pussy ... except it's an asshole.

[NOFseXy]

@hugogirardisking and it's clean!

[OnThatPowder]

@NOFseXy so fresh.....SO CLEAN!!!! 

[ilovenikkimanj14]

Is it me or did the snitch sound like eazy e??

[roburo2002]

I wonder if this inspired the HBO series OZ

[sydgb]

like if Chris Rock brought you here to see the tossed salad man

[Vaughan8009]

Isn't there any other way to get close enough to someone to cut them other than sucking their dick in the closet? Was that really the only way or did he just really want the taste of some dick in his mouth that saturday.

[NOFseXy]

@Vaughan8009 he could have just TOLD him he was gonna suck his dick and then shank him once they were in the closet LOL! he must have been fiending for some good old fashion CACK!

[IndividualParties]

Which would be worse, having to suck an ass or being fucked in the ass? I can't decide...

[enclosure22]

is the Toss Salad man...Lafayette from TRUE BLOOD lol

[donbrasco81]

The snitch sound like Q Tip

[moddestmike]

"I sucked his DICK in the closet, he hepless!!!!"

[talayuma]

That gay guy is one fucked up dude.

[leviamenra]

i'd kill that motha fucka he told me some shit like that! "use jelly" nah i'll use this knife.

[Podrecje]

lmao where the fuck he found 75 % ?

[YorySesca]

After he reach his "climate", he will "axe" alot of questions and get a dime or a "quota"

Lol, these mayates get dumber by the day

[iFranxo]

LOL at the tossed salad guy. He's talking about this like it's normal everyday stuff that everyone can relate to.

[roburo2002]

Yo what song is that in the Beginning is that a Tupac Song I need to find this song!

[MrSkankaDank]

@roburo2002 , tupac feat nate dogg, fuck the world, its on me against the world CD ...

watch?v=P4Qno4csf9w

[XxXtacoXxX]

common anyone know the song at 8:04. its killing me.

[spideRR]

@XxXtacoXxX lol its informer by snow.....you missed the early 90s kid

[Bill486]

@XxXtacoXxX -That's a guy named Snow- "Informer"

[SpraxIAKS]

Don't go to jail man. Do a big crime, most likely coming out gay.

[XxXtacoXxX]

anyone know the song that starts at 8:04

[JDivinorumVideo]

@XxXtacoXxX Informer by Snow

[gurufabbes1]

@XxXtacoXxX

informer - snow

[crazyhorse1369]

My motto is this : if you are gonna kill me , you better make sure i die , because if i do not , i will come at you with everything i have .

[jambogenie]

@crazyhorse1369 Pretty sure ive heard that in a film.

[crazyhorse1369]

@jambogenie Heard what ?

[BrotherHoodRecord]

@jambogenie boondocks

[crazyhorse1369]

I was a corrections officer for county and moved my way up to state . I can't wait to get outta the Army so i can go back to being a gaurd .

[villianking]

what i like to do is

i put a little jelly inside my ass

then a little peanut butter on top of it

i call it a peanut butter, jelly and asshole sandwich

but my prison bitch will be calling it lunch

[jccp18]

This is the closet I been to gay porn with this Toss Salad dude!

[Meela234]

Forget the scared straight program. They need to introduce the at risk kids to this guy.

[AEL69]

chris rock wasnt bulshitin lol

[2Peache]

Jail nigga, u gay.

[coloques08]

@2Peache That Riley Freeman....too funny!!!!!

[kantstop42]

his dick hard -- im suckin on it

[FlashOMighty]

is it just me or does the snitch sound like Q Tip lol

[espnjason]

4:08-4:13 .... white socks? ... picking up the shit with his bare hands? I hope he washes his hands before he rats.... o.O

[ant1ph0n]

did he say beat feet or beat cheeks?

[msnikish]

ya we are lucky guys like you are in prison

[DbozenD]

Did he say i suxed his dick and cut it off? 6:50 and that he couldnt prove to guards what happened WTF {O.O} "i got him in a closed and all of a suden i sux his dick and cut it off " LMAOFF

[NY32986]

@DbozenD no he said "his dick hard i'm suckin on it right, I came right up and i cut'em"

[DbozenD]

@NY32986 so he just killed him right?

[NY32986]

@DbozenD i don't know

[moonisveri]

no dud you are not straight 

[heelsfantim]

I the animals that murdered Eve Carson as well as the ones that murdered Emily Haddock meet this and become his personal asslicking slaves!! BTW, WITH NO JELLY OR SYRUP!!!

[xckid41]

he said "right" after every sentence hahah

[KarAniel1990]

I Rather Get Killed In Prison Than To Be Some Ones Bitch Or Get Raped

[rumbleb]

@KarAniel1990 Yea you won't sound so tough when someone's got a fucking shiv next to yoru eyeballs.. you'll be tossing that salad and spreading those buttcheeks fkn internet tough guy,

[Meela234]

@rumbleb LOL

[Poundage2794]

I would not like to be bent over for the man at 6:27 in a filthy prison shower.

[vcuhustlah]

dat dude was snitchin hard!!

[crackwizard420]

@vcuhustlah He didn't give a fuck either it was straight business LOL

[PreySim]

fuck...

[TheJilchrissie]

hey eat his ass with jelly! atleast he's honest i love the honesty despite what he's saying. But one thing don't ever compare an ass hole to a pussy! a Vagina has way more substance!

[Apperdepap]

You would do the same thing if u aint seen no pussy in 30 years

[gtfonewfag]

@Apperdepap 30 years ago he would be like 1 - 10 years old, dumbass.

[Apperdepap]

@gtfonewfag lol u know damn right what i mean fag,

now go toss youre salad

[gtfonewfag]

@Apperdepap Proving my point further, dumbass.

[crazyfaces27]

"automatically" lmao

[bytesize]

The best part about this documentary is being able to listen to him randomly go from talking about prison life.. to "suckin mah ass with jelly". And the funniest part isn't how randomly this conversation piece comes up, but so how passionately he discusses it. It's obviously the icing on the cake for his interview, in my humble opinion.

[omegaforceshockwave]

@bytesize Or the jelly on the cake.....

[allwittynamestaken]

the only reason why prisons are overflowing here in america is because people who get caught stay in jail, good if your on the streets but your fucked if your locked up.

[03poppa]

Soo... its either suck ass... or stab the guy and establish your not a bitch

live or die man.. live or die

[stones117]

what was that guy Louie Gallichio talking about?

[ajja18]

it's like a pussy the only difference is that its not pussy.priceless

[70NOVA1]

WHAT SONG IS DAT @ 1:10? THANX

[danielhiryu]

Prison : the only place where a missing spoon is a cause for alarm. The American prison system is beyond repair.

[gajillion]

When he says "we straight" he's not talking about his sexual orientation. He clearly admits he's gay later in the film. "We straight" means "we're cool", our business is squared, the debt has been paid. 

[omegaforceshockwave]

Pause at 6:35. Guy in the blue shorts has a hard on.

[XxxCupcaaakexxX]

@omegaforceshockwave fucking ewww he totally does!! >:O

[bytesize]

@omegaforceshockwave HAHAHA great job catching that... that is hilarious... ahahaha!!! xD

[ExNihiloJimmy]

what the hekk is wrong with blacks?

[champ15cent]

every dude needs to watch this and they will definitely want to not go to jail..

[Babania1]

that toss salad man needs a bullet through his dome!!

[kaytjeh]

1. When you've got 10+ years of prison to go, the least worse thing that could happen to you is sucking dick

2.Why is this guy trying to make his sexcapades sound like a nice cpsy meeting + he tries to use the 'nice' words haha

[Terminator860]

sucking peoples bum holes is far from clean mop head lol

[terez96]

DONT GO TO PRISON OMG!!!!!

[garyU6969]

fucking salad tossing gay nig fuck thats halarious this guys str8 nasty, i will always need a real pussy not a guys asshole think pussy LOL! fukcing nigger needs to get shipped a fleshlight! lol

[KizZBG]

gotta admit, the salad tosser was hilarious.

[majinshenmue]

that's sad man. imagine being told to suck someone's ass because of a deal made between two other ppl that have nothing to do with you. its basically like Guy A doing a favor for Guy B and in return, Guy B has to find someone to suck Guy A's ass with jelly and the someone turns out to be YOU

[captainrhodes83]

notice how these dudes in prison have nasty lookin mouths

[LucaWebdesign]

6:32 Ja Rule!!!!!!!! xD

[Damadehierro89]

Fuck bragging about prison culture...its really really gay!!!

[DJsnow187]

Fuck what I said before ,I didnt watch any of that video before I comment.

[louisehill85]

OMG that all I can say

[jitskid831]

@101iamlegend I didn't know bad talking those monkeys would piss u off u must have a loved 1 who's a salad tosser, ur mom dad or is it bouth??? Maybe it runs in ur family.

[jitskid831]

@101iamlegend that's something a tar baby would say...

[101iamlegend]

@jitskid831 So, that's your best comeback. you, my salad tossing friend, should apply for mensa. your intellect speaks for its self.

[Alexisahottie]

Anyone know the song @ 5:20? Lovin the 90s hip hop feel :)

[jitskid831]

@101iamlegend cool down mud shark I'll say it to any toads face I've done it many times.

[101iamlegend]

@jitskid831 Yeah, and i'm a billionaire who owns the country. I also have x-ray vision, and can leap over tall buildings in a single bound. yup, I am superman.

[masjosh]

I wonder if he will eat crap too?

[BlackHit]

Ok for all you young kids out there that get it twisted, what that dude did at the end there? THAT'S SNITCHING. That's the definition of snitch so next time you hear about so and so being a snitch, watch that segment and see what it really looks like. Officer man: "Soon as he breaks it out the vault you gonna let me know?" Snitch dude: "You already know!" Pathetic

[LotusElise05]

2:10 Brotha's keepin it real.

[Havixus]

Even a dirty pussy..

[Havixus]

HAHAH MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE PART IS when that black guy talking about tossing salad/sucking on ass holes is like "it's like a pussy except it's clean" hahahahah!!! Does he not know shit comes out off ass holes? A vagina is 1000000000000% cleaner than an ass hole.

[tintin4561]

@Havixus vagainas even clean themselves their the only thing on a womans body like the eyes they clean themselves