Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B. That's when I got shot in the ass by the US Military... Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me? Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs U.S. soldiers shot me dead. The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head.
@kimmitalks Well i know it does quite close to melbourne :) I live on the nsw south coast and i remember visiting one of the outer suburbs of melbourne and it snowed!
ok im australian so i got everything she said. a ute is an australian invention its like a pickup truck but made with a sedan not a truck, holden is a company that makes utes, and its rusty. a esky is another australian invention, i dont know what other countries call them, ice cooler, i dont know but its a box to keep your drinks cold. a kelpi is an australian sheep dog, one of the best breeds of dogs in the world, it'll be your best friend for life. and a singlet is a shirt
hi kimmi i celebrate Christmas what we do is on the 23rd my dad makes fudge and we listen to christmas songs then on the 24th we watch Christmas movies we watch three diffrent ones a christmas story christmas vacation and jingle all the way then around 8 we get new pjs haha and you uploaded this video on my birthday :)
@nguyenboy123 Yeah, it's a dog, mostly used to herd sheep. Pretty distinctive if you know what they look like. Google image "Australian kelpie", chances are you've seen one before and just not known what it is.
If your looking for aussie music listen to Bliss N Eso. Thats what the rapping likes. lookin for a beach go to Queensland Noosa thats where the waves are like but if your looking for the chicks sorry fuck off in bred only XD. ahhh i love going on random videos and saying shit.
Okay, so I donno if this sounds dumb but I was wondering what's a Holden ute, an esky, a kelpie and a singlet? Lol! And why would you be wearing a thong? o.O
@meowestkitty thongs in australia are flip flops xD a singlet is a tank top, an esky is like that cooler thing that you put drinks in when to you to the beach or what ever and a holden ute is a car. im not even australian ive just lived here for 3 years :P
kimmi i live where it snows 4 months out of the year, its not all that its cracked up to be, the cold suck, bad driving conditions, ect. IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even though u sang for fun and i swear it made me feel like singing too but to be honest ur singing is actually good even if u were just messing around if i did that i would have failed horribly rofl i can only sing good if i'm actually trying lol
i live in england, its been snowing sine the start of december 2010... its so anoyying! iv spent christmas in autralia with my family over there(perth) i loved it! christmas over here is ...trying to get to my grandparents house in the snow basicly! love your videos <3 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ps. i love the fact that thongs are flip flops in australia .... here they are like skimpy underwear :') x
i know its a bit late but me my dad my pop(grandpa) my uncle and my cousin either go fishing or just exploring in the woods maybe a liltle squirrel hunting
@Nithralas but then kimmi wouldn't e that unique or special girl, eventually, you'd get tired of the look and not even recognize her for her adorable-ness. its a crime against the universe to not love this girl. and after having all women look lik her, you brought this upon yourself. i mean thats how it would go down if it was a movie or something.
Great if not strangely weird song, I think if you haven't already listen to Tim Minchins White Wine In The Sun because that's about Austrailia at christmas time!
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we didnt have much of a hot christmas in Australia this in 2010... well where i live in Queensland we had really bad storms XD lol so it was sorta like snow... just if you went outside you had the chance of drowning :/
I'm from arkansa,us and it's been nice. but in a couple weeks it'll get bad. My family celebrates christmas and it's so awesome!!! I love the lights and decorations..oh, and the best part is the christmas tree!!! It is sooo beautiful!!!
Completely off topic, but I have a friend in England. She told me about some of the tv series she watches that I have never heard of in America, and I started watching online and they are amazing. Are their any Austrilian tv series that you like?
perhaps you should visit midwestern United States, we have plenty of snow for you to play in :) but im sure you will become tired of it very quickly however sledding behind fourwheelers is quite fun!
hey Kimmi im Australia and half indain (my mums side) and you remind me so much of my sister and just wondering were you live in Australia (i live in perth)
concam28 2 months ago
@concam28 jeff dunham!! silence i keel you!!!
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OMG you've never seen snow? You should come to my country which is Russia. Even if we shared a billion tons of snow it wouldn't be less of it here :D
yuranival 2 months ago
Kimmi please sing more songs :)
PhoenixPearson 2 months ago
You have an awesome voice.
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Kimmi see you love zombies so out of curiosity do you play zombie games like in Black OPs where they have that zombie thing?
GreenDayAbby17 3 months ago
:)
hottiejohnny811 3 months ago
i like your hair!!! its very pretty on u and i like ur accent its to pretty too
TheIlovemyoutfit19 4 months ago
Why do all these people commenting assume it doesnt snow in Australia? haha it does snow it snows alot actually.
TheSourappleman 4 months ago
@TheSourappleman Not in Melbourne city. Maybe in Tassie and the mountain areas, but that's it. It's not like the States or England
kimmitalks 4 months ago 6
@kimmitalks Well i know it does quite close to melbourne :) I live on the nsw south coast and i remember visiting one of the outer suburbs of melbourne and it snowed!
TheSourappleman 4 months ago
@TheSourappleman it snowed in the Blue Mountains in Australia
baznet 2 months ago
@baznet Its snowed pretty much all through the southern highlands and mountain ranges at some stage.
TheSourappleman 2 months ago
@wolfheart100 No That Was A While Ago!!
TheKyliejackson 5 months ago
THE LYRICS LIE!
I was expecting "OOOOOH!" as advertised but got "Hey!" instead!
What is this blasphemy?
MrHendrix17 5 months ago
Ha, love how you say Australia
Hayden1911 6 months ago
Thongs Lol
MrsBieberlicious61 6 months ago
ahah. "Single, Shorts, and thong"
Sxyazngirl 6 months ago
No matter what kimmi says or does she always puts a smile on my face :D
shamilpatelmusic 6 months ago
If thongs in Australia are flip flops then wats the word for thongs in austrailia as in girls underwear down there
lax2x 7 months ago
@lax2x G-string:)
cait6060 6 months ago
@lax2x g strings
chococaty24 4 months ago
You should come here to England it always snows here at christmas only downside is that it gets reaaaaalllly cold! :D
MineAfterMan 7 months ago
I thought you were British!
wingknight28 7 months ago
Come To Canada. It snows here at Christmas. But not in BC. Don't go there.
XTREMEGAMERS58 7 months ago 2
hey kimmi my family sings that song at christmas time, then play some ALF on the beach. best way to have christmas. bye
hippymad1 8 months ago
what is... a rusty holden ute?
an esky?
a kelpie?
and a singlet?
xxx
KellyAnnick 8 months ago
@KellyAnnick
ok im australian so i got everything she said. a ute is an australian invention its like a pickup truck but made with a sedan not a truck, holden is a company that makes utes, and its rusty. a esky is another australian invention, i dont know what other countries call them, ice cooler, i dont know but its a box to keep your drinks cold. a kelpi is an australian sheep dog, one of the best breeds of dogs in the world, it'll be your best friend for life. and a singlet is a shirt
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KellyAnnick 7 months ago
@hippymad1 thankyou!!
KellyAnnick 7 months ago
you are just so adorable :)
Barbara4u2 8 months ago
come to norway in the winter, it's tons of snow... :D and trust me, you will det sick of it after a few months xD
TheRindizz 8 months ago
hi kimmi i celebrate Christmas what we do is on the 23rd my dad makes fudge and we listen to christmas songs then on the 24th we watch Christmas movies we watch three diffrent ones a christmas story christmas vacation and jingle all the way then around 8 we get new pjs haha and you uploaded this video on my birthday :)
cjcossin34 8 months ago
I live in Austria and we have every year a lot of snow .... that's pretty good :D
domiiwashere 9 months ago
you haven't seen it snow? omg.
rhiannon2k11x 9 months ago
@nivatampa truer words never spoken
penguinswithswords 9 months ago
You sounded great! And come to Canada if you want to see snow :)
IceyWolf94 9 months ago
want your accent d:
bolamotizada 9 months ago
Come to Michigan, we get an infinite amount of snow
NickKehrwecker 9 months ago
When I told my friend christmas in Australia is in summer, she was like " What?? soo do they celebrate it in June then?"
*facepalm*
"Yea...... cos for them, jesus was born on a different day"
sami2503 9 months ago 4
@sami2503 there is actually a thing called "christmas in july" but nobody does it.
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BG4123 9 months ago
snow is over rated. u see it and 2 secs later your cold and want to be by a fire.
magildur 9 months ago
@magildur lol i love the cold. i love it more than the heat. plus, snow is frickin beautiful... when it's not in your driveway.
Kronikwookie 9 months ago
make a vid plox
blakasassin1 10 months ago
34 dislikes? How is that possible? o.0
Btw.. If you want snow on christmas night, you are allways welcome to Norway ^^
Love your voice, when you sing and talk :)
Cav1k 10 months ago
I meant 2010 if your so piky
iJoeV 10 months ago
Um in briton snow Christmas what a joke only happened once in my life time and that was 2011 I'm am 12 x smiley :)
iJoeV 11 months ago
@iJoeV 2011 christmas hasnt happend yet
Azlankz 11 months ago
I'm just curious..how do you do your makeup??? You always look soo pretty!:)
ParkSlopePrincess 11 months ago 9
@ParkSlopePrincess I only put eyeliner on, I did that by ..applying it to my eyes ?
kimmitalks 9 months ago 31
@ParkSlopePrincess she does not need makeup, she is beautiful the way she is =)
nivatampa 9 months ago
did she say thongs? so theres more then 1? XD
faaback 11 months ago 8
@faaback Thongs are shoes. You generally wear more than one shoe.
kimmitalks 9 months ago 54
@kimmitalks we aussies call flip flops "thongs"
the rest of the world refers to thongs is "g-stings"
som1any1 9 months ago
@kimmitalks Hey you should come to sweden! last year the snow came in OCTOBER YES OCTOBER that's super AWESOME!! :D btw snow is awesome!! :D
DreamersFTW 6 months ago
@DreamersFTW Its October at mine now and it is SCORCHING i didnt believe how hot england could get
wolfsheart100 5 months ago
@kimmitalks Thongs here mean underwear
chrisbenoit123 2 months ago
adorable
from italy
milanistadoc1995 11 months ago
NEW ZEALAND
BLACKMANJONO 11 months ago
@clickfanatic means flip-flops
penguinswithswords 11 months ago
I liked ur vidio and btw love the shirt I have a bracelet that says I -3 zombies on it.
sebastian00020002 11 months ago
thongs? :P
clickfanatic 11 months ago
Love the fact that your Australian, that's why your so cool, ;)
n7bregadeir 11 months ago
proud that ur an aussie ^_^
RawrsProductions 11 months ago
@nguyenboy123 Yeah, it's a dog, mostly used to herd sheep. Pretty distinctive if you know what they look like. Google image "Australian kelpie", chances are you've seen one before and just not known what it is.
jezawin 11 months ago
FP your hot!
MrWelshlegend 11 months ago
Ohhhhhhhh love to see snow!! Stupid Aussie weather :P
TheLanni96 11 months ago
lol your not missing much with snow xD Feel free to take all of ours...we still have some of it now in april *sigh*
tsunin66 11 months ago
If your looking for aussie music listen to Bliss N Eso. Thats what the rapping likes. lookin for a beach go to Queensland Noosa thats where the waves are like but if your looking for the chicks sorry fuck off in bred only XD. ahhh i love going on random videos and saying shit.
Rahxeph0n09 11 months ago
your eyes are beautiful! >;o
Outlandish7777 11 months ago
can someone like translate the entire song?
mistermaster7492 11 months ago
@mistermaster7492 Australia kicks ass....need more translation?
thewill4eva 11 months ago
WOOH GO AUSTRALIAA!!!
TheEmilyRosee 11 months ago
Kimmi whats a holden ute? :]
a7xfan012 11 months ago
@a7xfan012 A car :) Molz told mee! :D
meowestkitty 11 months ago
I hope you get to see snow someday. My cousins havent seen snow either and they never can come visit me during the winter just summer
bookercreator 11 months ago
Okay, so I donno if this sounds dumb but I was wondering what's a Holden ute, an esky, a kelpie and a singlet? Lol! And why would you be wearing a thong? o.O
meowestkitty 1 year ago
@meowestkitty thongs in australia are flip flops xD a singlet is a tank top, an esky is like that cooler thing that you put drinks in when to you to the beach or what ever and a holden ute is a car. im not even australian ive just lived here for 3 years :P
molz1231 11 months ago
@molz1231 Ohhh okay, thank you! This song makes more sense now! x)
meowestkitty 11 months ago
hate this song, im not a bush bogan i live in brisbane city. Should make a christmas song celebrating rednecks aswell.
RefiningJeRkz 1 year ago
omg i feel sorry for you! christmas without snow sucks...
75426168 1 year ago
You're like the cutest person in the world, kimmi!!
seansomoray09 1 year ago
you are sooooooo cute ♥♥♥♥♥♥
RitaaSaysHello 1 year ago
That cute "Hm" she does <3 I love that so much :D
WaitWhatness 1 year ago
can you do a vlog outsideeeeeeeee!
Lindsayyy890 1 year ago
i love your accent<3 omgsh and your a gret singer...love you kimmmmi!!!!!!!!!!
Lindsayyy890 1 year ago
Oh if you wanna see snow, come visit us in Denmark when it's winter time! This winter and last winter there was A LOT of snow!
I'd love to arrange a Nerdfighter Gathering for you in Denmark, if that's what it takes to bring you here :P
CocaColaFromageDK 1 year ago
@CocaColaFromageDK I'll be glad to help! :D, Kimmi to DK ftw!
lovboy66 1 year ago
@lovboy66 YAY!
Sådan manner! :P
CocaColaFromageDK 1 year ago
Kelpie?
svenningen 1 year ago
@TheCoulorsofNeon no one seems to get that ur so right
warriorchronic123 1 year ago
Only thing i want for Xmas is you :)
AmirArProductions 1 year ago
Ur hot.
cushion619 1 year ago
kimmi i live where it snows 4 months out of the year, its not all that its cracked up to be, the cold suck, bad driving conditions, ect. IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RO469 1 year ago
Favorite part 0:17 too 0:20 She has a good voice on that part
AqworldLancer621 1 year ago 2
@AqworldLancer621 i kno right
warriorchronic123 1 year ago
Awww i used to sing this all the time at christmas pageants in primary school! memories haha! :D
heykaitlyn29 1 year ago
Oh what a considence, I've never seen the sunshine. BOOM! Joke on how shit Britain's climate is!
shaunofthedead93 1 year ago
I love it when you say "Hay Guyz! Its Kimmi hea!" ;D
JCLolerz 1 year ago 90
Even though u sang for fun and i swear it made me feel like singing too but to be honest ur singing is actually good even if u were just messing around if i did that i would have failed horribly rofl i can only sing good if i'm actually trying lol
rocker707447 1 year ago
LaurenHOfficial 1 year ago
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LaurenHOfficial 1 year ago
Trust me, you'll like the snow only the first time :P (I live in the Netherlands)
gekkeventje 1 year ago
Nice zombie t
cocolocoman2 1 year ago
you weren't trying? Are you sure?
fawaz020498 1 year ago
the italian tradition of the 7 fishes lol good thing i lik fish....
rubyxxrad 1 year ago
@TheBookOfRules that version is a parody, we still sing the original
96aromaz 1 year ago
You no wats sad. I no this version better than the real one :/ :)
bobwants2eatu 1 year ago
i know its a bit late but me my dad my pop(grandpa) my uncle and my cousin either go fishing or just exploring in the woods maybe a liltle squirrel hunting
steel9276 1 year ago
hey Kimmi, where in Australia do u live... i live on the gold coast in QLD
Haz008308 1 year ago
I have just concluded that all women in the world should look like Kimmi
Nithralas 1 year ago 150
@Nithralas We should haahaa.
noellepayne 1 year ago
@Nithralas but then kimmi wouldn't e that unique or special girl, eventually, you'd get tired of the look and not even recognize her for her adorable-ness. its a crime against the universe to not love this girl. and after having all women look lik her, you brought this upon yourself. i mean thats how it would go down if it was a movie or something.
TheColorsofNeon 1 year ago
@Nithralas Fuck oath and also be able to sing like her she is like 100 X better then me not trying then me trying :(
australianbloke96 11 months ago
@Nithralas that sucks for the rest of us..
PurplePolkaKitty 7 months ago
kimmi, you should've came to Ireland over Christmas, it snowed a whole lot down here
MegaFuckUrself 1 year ago
alright pause at 0:00, hold left arrow and press up arrow to play snake with kimmi in the background!
nogoodnamesleftonyt 1 year ago
@nogoodnamesleftonyt thats awsome howd you figure this out
DylanCadenaERHS 1 year ago
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nogoodnamesleftonyt 1 year ago
@DylanCadenaERHS ive read other comments on other videos and decided to share it on Kimmi's videos. Yea I'm not original at all.
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nogoodnamesleftonyt 1 year ago
How you beat my drum hard lol XD
masonwhitstone 1 year ago
Great if not strangely weird song, I think if you haven't already listen to Tim Minchins White Wine In The Sun because that's about Austrailia at christmas time!
BrainStewedStudios 1 year ago
and merry christmas to you too kimmi! hope evryone had a good one and a good new years! :)
theblobblu 1 year ago
Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi!!! Cyeaaaaaaaaah (:
TheIDontCare09 1 year ago
kimmi can you play didgeridoo ?? xD
JasperineTheRogue 1 year ago
Its going to snow tomorrow in New York! im going to film as much of it as possible so you could see it! only because olive you!
nogoodnamesleftonyt 1 year ago
oh em gee i love your shirt
XXELITEGUARDXX 1 year ago
come to norway and i'll show u snow : P
aty123130 1 year ago
Oh plus, even though that wasn't proper singing. Still better then I can do
MethvMouth 1 year ago
I remember singing this in primary school :D Good times
MethvMouth 1 year ago
You always know how to make me smile =)
Pheebs4horses 1 year ago
For some reason I absolutely LOVE the way you say (or sang, rather) Kicking up the dust and Australia. It sounds awesome
moonshine1697 1 year ago
Singlet Shorts and Thongs :) You're funny :)
NigelTMY 1 year ago
@NigelTMY how is that funny???? :/
96aromaz 1 year ago
@96aromaz It's part of the lyrics :)
NigelTMY 1 year ago
Just quietly again, i would shred you all over your hotel bed.
NP0NER 1 year ago
naw u cute :D
Addetheswe 1 year ago
1. press on the video and pause it then start it the same way
2. press 4
3. wait 1 sec
4. press 4 again
5. lol?
Mxxsbs 1 year ago
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OzStrikerProductions 1 year ago
you should come to New York! not now though, youre a little too late but next year
nogoodnamesleftonyt 1 year ago
Can you show us all your bracelets you have? They look pretty damn cool. :)
Beciisters 1 year ago
omg i really wana go to australia. i heard there sum good parkour spots there too :D
TheEJCruz 1 year ago
U have a beautiful singing voice
nabib2 1 year ago
Omg u r my romodle ily <3 <3 u r always happy and a youtube hit ily soo much <3 olive yew
5Tiarra 1 year ago
we didnt have much of a hot christmas in Australia this in 2010... well where i live in Queensland we had really bad storms XD lol so it was sorta like snow... just if you went outside you had the chance of drowning :/
IsotinicProductions 1 year ago
awe you're adorable Kimmi :)
HxCSkankFacee 1 year ago
i thought it was actual thongs xD
carloskr 1 year ago
I'm from arkansa,us and it's been nice. but in a couple weeks it'll get bad. My family celebrates christmas and it's so awesome!!! I love the lights and decorations..oh, and the best part is the christmas tree!!! It is sooo beautiful!!!
...and of course there's presents and food!!! lol
mcguiregirl08 1 year ago
I wish it was warm here....winter lasts 6 months in Wisconsin
EarlyBirdie82 1 year ago
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Whenever I watch your video it's like I'm video chatting with a friend I haven't seen in a while :)
JustMia16 1 year ago
Whenver I watch your video it's like I'm video chatting with a friend I haven't seen in a while :)
JustMia16 1 year ago
i wonder how she makes vids in australia but they r shown without copyright in the u.s
messynessie123 1 year ago
@messynessie123 because there is you can't trademark a country.
96aromaz 1 year ago
lol was nice here today and yesterday but before that it was boilin but yeah aussie aussie aussie
Killerisdeath23 1 year ago
Completely off topic, but I have a friend in England. She told me about some of the tv series she watches that I have never heard of in America, and I started watching online and they are amazing. Are their any Austrilian tv series that you like?
BryceMichael42 1 year ago
:) bless ya :P that was a really cool song. now i know what my dad sings at christmas
This time of year i celebrate going to my grandma's house :) its a great religion as you can imagine XD
gereatriczing 1 year ago
0:28 I love it when she does that, it's so cute ^^
fonite 1 year ago
friggin' hot today in sydney omg, 36 degrees at least.. i think in melbourne it was hotter - yay for a/c ^_^
AznS0ulja 1 year ago
dont have to go kung fu barbie on me was just stating
WarHero4159 1 year ago
in america and canada a thong is a very secy peice of underwear lol
zerolove02 1 year ago
Wow, you're amazingly gorgeous.
By the time im your age, i hope im as pretty as you. (: -♥cassandra.(:
BUBBLESCUTIE123456 1 year ago
I have that zombies shirt!!!:D
coolguy21224 1 year ago
perhaps you should visit midwestern United States, we have plenty of snow for you to play in :) but im sure you will become tired of it very quickly however sledding behind fourwheelers is quite fun!
shaun6906 1 year ago
Very nice! It is cold here, want to trade homes for the winter? LOL
LilyChilman777 1 year ago
lol, you say you want to see the snow? i don't think so. it's fun like 10 min. it's just frosen water and it's fucking cold. like -10/-15 °C
julllleee201 1 year ago
U shoulddd date dave.
ViCiouSxNova 1 year ago
@ViCiouSxNova she so is already
LauraLaRocco 1 year ago
hah! twas funny
hugs kim!
Mrdevaray 1 year ago
Cuuuuuuuuuuute!
ShutUpImAwesome 1 year ago
When are u gonna make more videos.. u'r not making them so often any more...
HypnotizedByMusic 1 year ago
I live in new zealand so i have never seen snow at christmas x
princessbeccah123 1 year ago
hey Kimmi im Australia and half indain (my mums side) and you remind me so much of my sister and just wondering were you live in Australia (i live in perth)
JeffreysWeB 1 year ago 24