The Killer Bug (We almost died laughing during the making of this video, while i cursed up a storm)

[Dogmalix]

Why do I think its cute when girls are afraid of harmless bugs?

[Jimmy9Bazooka]

ebonics shit... English! Do you speak it, motherfucker!?

[lovie2000]

@Jimmy9Bazooka Kiss my ebonic ass on your way out the dough....

[strandwolf]

@lovie2000 ha LOL ha

[lovie2000]

@strandwolf Strand these muthafuckas... are a trip..like I really give two shits about that bullshit... I will speak the way I want when I want .....damn... they act like they musty ass don't stink....like they walking around in the comfort of their home speaking proper muthafuckin English and holding in their farts behind closed doors.... niggas and flies..... I do despise....

[Tbone155817]

So it's not a door, it's a do?

[lovie2000]

@Tbone155817 yep correct......assumption.....wh­en I am at home and excited its a dough...... however, I do know how to pronounce door

[strandwolf]

Crystal sounds just like the daughter in the vintage rhythm n blues song "Better Tell Him No" by The Starlets. It's on YouTube.

[Vottaro]

It's a praying mantis they eat bugs that are pests therefore they are not pests, in fact the way we spray poisons in the air that can us as well as insects kinda makes us quite a bit more of a pest than praying mantises ever will be.

[tha07flopro]

LMAO @ the Weed smoke in the room when she turn on the vacuum

[lovie2000]

@tha07flopro yeah that was funny too, but its not weed smoke...... I smoke cigarettes not trees

[tha07flopro]

@lovie2000 ciggaweed huh, but it look like a cigarette, HAHAH jkjk

[cybervato74]

I bet the bug has since told its friends to stay the hell away from your house!

[ChrisjLive]

that bug looks creepy lol... what kind is it?

[woodie62]

From where I can see, that looks like a dragon fly! My brother and I use to catch those by the wings when we lived in New Orleans long ago. I could have got him for in you. Woulda taken me a while, but I woulda got him!!! SQUAAAASHH!!!!! PEACE!!

[twister7boy]

haha its laughing more then you are.

[lovie2000]

@AnthroItIs Thank you hun

[Tangywhite]

once this huge demon spider trapped me at the end of my hallway I could only run into the bathroom or my room and it kepted coming like it just wanted to kill me just walking toward me. I thought to myselft this is it. Tanya's going to be killed by this demon spider and i threw things at it but it just kepted coming towards me I truly felt like this was the end for me i soaked the carpet with water from the bathroom and with a bottle of hairspray and a match torched that demon sucker to ashes.

[lovie2000]

@Tangywhite lol, huge demon spider...... I know how you feel....

[MsWiggle1970]

You CRAZY! I understand your daughter. That bug was too dang big. I'm terrified of bugs too but this was hilarious. Ignore the ignorance of other people. This was totally funny and you talk just fine.

[lovie2000]

@MsWiggle1970 Thanks MsWiggle..... all love from this Southern Country Girl

[twalk2008]

The SOUTH came out on this video. Mendenhall, Ms in the house!

I love to hear people that swear! I swear all the time!

This was fun to watch, especially seeing you all use a vacuum!

[lovie2000]

@twalk2008 You know that's right, reppin' big time..... nice hearing from you home boy

[TruthSerum101]

..and then you guys are using a vacuum. It's like classic Lucy and Ethel!

[TruthSerum101]

I didn't know you had a child - especially one that age AND I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CUSSED!!!

This video was funny as hell. Your southern accent was EXTRA THICK!

I'm calling child protection on you!!!!!

[lovie2000]

@TruthSerum101 I have girls, Truth, 16, 14, and 12

But you should call BUG protection on me, cuz they the only ones that abused around here

[TruthSerum101]

@lovie2000 Three kids with that body? People must assume they are your little sisters. I swear, I thought your daughter was you at first. I was confused.

[lovie2000]

@TruthSerum101 Yes, ...... they say are "yall sisters" all the time when Her and I go to the stores or the mall..... and she be like, THIS IS MY MOMMA...... then they look at us like we lying or playing a joke or something..........

[cybervato74]

The vacuum was an E-ticket ride.

I woulda used the shoe to. That is a roided out insect! I heard they grow em bigger back east

[jeffthelyon]

You win..I quit. Yes, we in the small penis club have better things to do than use foul language and argue on the net with fools. Are you familiar with KARMA?

[cybervato74]

@jeffthelyon um it was just a question and opinion. Obviously you don't have anything better to do then be a pendejo. yeah I know Karma and I sincerely hpe you reap all you have sown. Plus I don't want you to quit. I think you making a fool of yourself on such a truly non earth shaking video is extremely entertaining. As soon as you get over your self this fun is sadly going to stop.

[Dancinmachine23]

@jeffthelyon YOU ARE SO LIKE IMMATURE CHILDISH OBNOXIOUS & HATEFUL ITS A SHAME HOW YOU ARE ACTING...

[lovie2000]

@jeffthelyon Its not about winning here, its about you keeping your foolish and uneccessary comments to yourself...... I'm an very familiar with KARMA and dickheads too

[twalk2008]

@jeffthelyon how dare you call somebody a fool? The fool I see on this post is you!!!

You coming on this post talking about how to spell, dialects and foul language? Shit, I swear all the time and I'm a a muthafucking genius! Damn, get off the testicles and the nut sacks!

[twalk2008]

@jeffthelyon by the way, that karma stuff, we are not interested. Thanks.

[TruthSerum101]

@jeffthelyon I'm familiar with Karma. I met her last night. The bitch told me to tell you to shut up. You betta leave Lovie alone!

[lovie2000]

@TruthSerum101 LMAO.....now thats a good one "the bitch told me to shut up" lol

I would pick out the part with foul language in it...... I should do a video on how much I love profanity.......

[strandwolf]

Well that lit..well, medium-sized bugaboo was just a wayfaring stranger seeking temporary refuge during its migration to the Arctic Circle where warming patterns have brought the introduction of all kinds of species new to that terrain. Dragonflies and so forth. Just send him on his way with courtesy, and if things ever cool down too much he might return the favor. Really.

At least maybe. I think so.

[cybervato74]

@strandwolf .......Or not

[buetja]

Helll nawlll I can't do no bugs N DAT SHIT IS HUGE! i DAMM NEAR TOW MY HOUSE UP WHEN I HAD A SUM SHIT IN HERE FLYING! oh my gawd I was throwin errthang at dat shit I likeda lost my damm mind!!! LOL

[jeffthelyon]

LOL...I'm not f'in with any "y'all"....and I'm hardly the C word N

[jeffthelyon]

Dancin, you can't spell and Mama can't pronounce door. Unless ther was a deer in the room too...doe? LOL

[lovie2000]

@jeffthelyon Like I said get the fuck off my shit, hold I will help you with that, you cunt

I can pronounce any word I need to, we not at a lecture hall, or a political meeting so I can talk the way I want to fuckin' talk,..... you bitch ass troll

[lovie2000]

@jeffthelyon And when fucking my child you fuckin with me...... bitch

[cybervato74]

@jeffthelyon Its pretty tragic that you have such little self confidence; you have to whine about the dialects of others.

Maybe its penis envy? She does seem to have larger testes then you do.

[lewism37]

Y'all do know that the mantis is the most deadly insect in the insect kingdom... Watch out...

[catman1233]

looks like a big ass mosquito lol

[7BLUNTS7]

why yall didnt just throw a dam shoe up there? LMAO! you are worse than MY mama when it comes 2 bugs. 2 funny! your accent and country  cussing i had tears in my eyes LOL

[TSEpictures]

I'd be fucking around so hard, id be all like "Its in your hair! Its in your hair" just to see what would happen.

Pissing? She shittin she so damned scared, lol

Im sending this shit to RayWilliamsJohnson

[jeffthelyon]

nice talk...more ignorance. being afraid of a katydid..or praying mantis is just stupid. and sucking it up in a vaccuum is just plain cruel. put the poor thing back outside...they're harmless.

[cybervato74]

@jeffthelyon You put a lot work into that post over the eradication of a bug and the reaction of others to said bug........ Do you have a life?

[lovie2000]

@cybervato74 Yeah, he has a "Bug's Life"

[Dancinmachine23]

@jeffthelyon you need to really shut up like seriouslly do you wait until my mama post videos to comment stupid idiotic junk like you're doing now....MAY GOD BLESS YOU HONEYBUNS.....

[lovie2000]

@jeffthelyon For the last time, shut the fuck up, sucking him up in a hoover didn't kill him, you do know what a bagless hoover is don't you.... he was emptied outside back where he came form....

And if I really wanted to kill him, I would have smashed his ass with a shoe or something that would not have been a problem, fucktard

[jeffthelyon]

sheer ignorance.

[lovie2000]

@jeffthelyon Get the fuck off my shit.... you could have left your comment stuck up your ass.... along with your sense of humor

[lovie2000]

LMAO @ I ain't tall enough

[ZoeyAbena08]

LOL @ fuck him looking atcha!!!..lol

[ZoeyAbena08]

@ZoeyAbena08 lol...girl this is toooooooooo damn funny!!

[lovie2000]

@ZoeyAbena08 lol.....girl I couldn't help myself, I'm just being me...... I curse, theres just no other way of explaining it .... lol

[ZoeyAbena08]

@lovie2000 you alright..lol...you know I say some choice words my damn self...lol

[mtamorphis]

Oh that's a praying mantis...Gurl, they harmless but scary looking. You ever just watch one? They turn their little freaky heads and stare right backatcha! LOL!! Looking like some serious outer space bug that's was dropped on earth just to mess with us! But ya'll had me rolling! Because I am the same way about spiders...a spider will have me jumping, screaming, running and knocking your tail down just to get out the way! LMBO!!

[lovie2000]

@mtamorphis Yerah lol, you didn't hear her when she said, "that thang looking at me momma"

thats when I said he looking at you cuz u looking just like him, it thought you were his sister.... lol

[Daliwolf]

Who needs TV when we have you and your mama and the bug to make us laugh!

[lovie2000]

@Daliwolf It was serious as hell at first, but then it got funny cuz of how she was acting....funny as hell

She sitting up there with bonnet on her head looking like that dam thang.... lol

[MeanBlackDude]

LoL You Two are a trip!

I don't what what the shit that bug is.

[lovie2000]

@MeanBlackDude Don't you know it...... everyone is saying it is praying mantis....

But I think that was one of them mixed breed bugs a cros between a dragon fly and a praying mantis, cuz that bitch had me running all over my room, then I stopped in one spot and just made a screeching sound thats when she came in the room to see what was up.....and the filming began

[MyRealityBytes]

Lolololol! Her screaming with that vaccum was too much! ahahaha!

I hate big bugs too!

[lovie2000]

@MyRealityBytes Yep, and then she dips back around and runs in her room and shut the door...

She said momma, that look like I dipped on you and left you hanging in here with a monster..... lolI'm still laughing at this video.... you can't make this shit up

[kkimberly2004]

This was so funny I had to watch a second time! lol i notied this time there were some fumes at the begining of the vid! were you smoking a cigarette? lol was your nerves that bad girl? bawhahahahaha!!!

[lovie2000]

@kkimberly2004 Yes Lord, I lit one up

[kkimberly2004]

Lol all of this because of a little tiny bug! lol you guys are tooooo funny! i cant talk because i would feel the same way if it were a dog or cat! lol i know its a shame! lol boy you sure can tell you guys are from the south! I was crackn up when you said "doe" for "door"

[lovie2000]

@kkimberly2004 Yeah the country is still with me...... far = fire, doe = door, we shortsut our words in general everday converstiaon. ... lol

[ZoeyAbena08]

@lovie2000 lol...you sho right..lol

[erra404]

I am afraid of bugs too! I also use the vacuum technique, and then I run! Mine has a bag, but the bag goes out in the trash the next day. I am too spooked to touch it the same day! I am laughing along with you, because I see so much of myself in this.

[lovie2000]

@erra404 LOL....... girl that thing was in here the night before, I threw my shoe after i got the vacuum to suck him up and he flew behind the entertainment set so I went to bed and put the covers over my head.... then he flew out this evening when I came in from work, and then the footage began

[KrisMTL]

LMAO!

[cybervato74]

She's a pest catching machine...... then again, maybe not! You were cracking up! Also, way to blame it on the "boy"!

[lovie2000]

@cybervato74 yep her and that little boy kept running in and out my door, she know ai don't play that

[blaque1970]

GURRRLLLL....  Y'all is too funny!!!! got tears coming out my eyes!! think I pulled a muscle in my stomach from laughn' so much!! Great vid!! LMAO.....

[lovie2000]

@blaque1970 I was crying form laughing so hard......

I guess this video will show the viewers that my videos are all the real me, I curse, talk crazy, and some of everything all the time.... lol

[TheDuckQuacksBack]

Hahaha

 this is funny.. the bug almost died of old age before it got taken out..LOL

[lovie2000]

@TheDuckQuacksBack You got that right

[cybervato74]

teamwork in action on safari.....You aren't standing on the bed are you? He went to tell his friends your place is an amusement park

[lovie2000]

@cybervato74 lol, naw I was standing on the bed, I was sitting on it..... across the room...lol

[Sahbisun]

HA HA HA HA HA....

This looks so familiar! I love how you're fussing/ telling her how to kill it, but you're directing from a safe distance. ROTFL that's so me!!!!

lol And then you told your baby " It aint gonna move" the damn bug was like " you don't know me like that, buzzzz!" ha ha ha ha ha ( Her reaction!!!!)

Great footage!

[lovie2000]

@Sahbisun Girl I'm laughing more just hearing myself...... I have played two parts at least 10 times just cliking back laughing at how she and I are hollerin' and laughing..... roflmbao

[neselvince]

FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY! Your baby plays TOO MUCH!! There is nothing worse than somebody not killing a bug the way you want them to.

[lovie2000]

@neselvince Ain't it though, gonna tell me its in your room so......

I toldyYeah but you let him in going in and out that door......

[GladILeft]

Lol. What about the eggs it'll lay inside the vacuum??

[lovie2000]

@GladILeft LOL..... the vacuum is bagless, so she took the thing off and dumped it outside..... but sucked up a spider on the concrete before she done it..... my child...

[strandwolf]

It will return...with reinforcements. A gigantic cloud--think of it!

I'd evacuate if I were you....

[lovie2000]

@strandwolf I almost packed up and left, but I couldn't go pass the door with it there

[JaYnEsAyZ]

hilarious! was that a praying mantis? 0.0

[lovie2000]

@JaYnEsAyZ Yes that what it was....

[MeanBlackDude]

@JaYnEsAyZ Looked like a giant silverfish.

[MeanBlackDude]

@MeanBlackDude Never mind that fucker just flew!

[JaYnEsAyZ]

@MeanBlackDude aww hell no them things give me tha shivers !!!!!! all those legs!! aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!