The Hebrew Hammer trailer

[LeoisDaBom]

why is this so amazing!??

[froglover626]

There were a lot of steryotypes but most were true I love bagels! I Just don't like how it always made us jews seem cheap

[Gilkenny83]

Certified Circumcised!

[sadisticintent6sic6]

GANGSTA!!!!



[Kapfilms]

wow. that show is so stereotypical. and i'm jewish.

[greatcornholio]

Andy dick was the only reason this movie was good

[i8movies]

ANDY AND HIS TINY DICK LOVE LOW-BROW, SUB-MENTAL CIRCUMCISION JOKES.

* EXSANGUINATION THE MOVIE (2011) IS NOT KOSHER.

[mitchrosenbloom]

proud to be jewish baby

[WatchRyder]

LOL, the Hebrew Hammer to save Xmas??!

I guess it should be Thor's lightning bolts then to save the synagogue :D

[ImpreciseException]

I want that hood ornament

[mario3311991]

Talking Jew dirty? kinky, lol

[RyuShoten]

What I don't get is why are neo-Nazis almost always depicted with shaved heads?

[Filby]

@RyuShoten Because neo-Nazism is common (but not ubiquitous) among the skinhead subculture in North America.

[IDiScIpLeZ]

Undercover brother with a Jewish twist. Nice!

[mrtundra45]

Stupid trash jew movie

[klinok19]

I hate to see around the pussies pretended to be "toughies". Infantile boys and girls, wearing boots, leather jackets, covered in tattoo, and walking around with the "evil" look on their baby faces. Do you realize, you little pieces of shit, fucking pretenders, that you really look and appear to real tough guys and girls like a soiled baby diapers?

[Fliponovic]

@klinok19

What?



[klinok19]

The real problem in this world is not the religious differences, but the idiots. Plenty of those on all sides of the isle. Most idiots are the ones represented in this hilarious comedy. I hope all the intelligent people here agree that this is a great satirical piece on the metal wearing, bullshit talking, self puffed people in all walks of life.

[Lavron4151]

I'd argue that Jews killed Jesus just to piss off the antisemites here (I'm very Jewish)! Hahaha, I just watched this film and it was hilarious. Long live Judaism. And this guy makes being jewish so cool! It's such a good film! Go suck your Jesus you haters.

[FarronSchreve]

@Lavron4151 What a shame xD what about all those gorgeous christian models think about it that you have a good job in some place of the modelling industry ofcourse its international bussinus so you have to work with yews christian and islam an everything (but you can live anywhere lol ) so it should be ashame if you let the christians disapear not a shame but its wasting of gorgeous things in the world xD then try to let de pope disapear lol and take the palace with it.

[Lavron4151]

@FarronSchreve What in god's name are you talking about!? Your comment made no sense at all. I'm sorry but Engilsh is clearly not your first language. I can't understand if you're agreeing with me or arguing with me! It's as if you just randomly clicked a comment to reply to and started typing stuff about Christians, lol. Well, whatever your point was, I'll have to agree with you lol. :p Good job.

[FarronSchreve]

Wow Andy Dick plays strange his surname is dick how concidence.... Well I love the movie and I love Shabbat Shalom MotherFuckes but its not very original to say. They should have start a shop with those jewish cloths then I'm first customer <<<thumbs up..(This comment is maded by a jew)..

[WumboWarrior]

Lol, if people are getting butthurt over this they need to chill. We are constantly worried with racism, but we can never seem to ignore our differences. I'm speaking more to those who are offended than the offenders. Who cares? We should embrace our differences, not hate each other for finding humor in them. I jizz lamesauce all over you guys

[HptmSteinhauer]

@WumboWarrior I, wielder of the lamesauce jizz cannon, pronounce the perpetrators PWNT.

It is done.

[Litterboxer529]

Why do I look down and see a whole bunch of anti-semetic shit? There are black comedies, and none of them get ripped on, so why should someone make a Jewish comedy and it gets blasted by nazis.

[mblizzle09]

@Litterboxer529 Because those same Nazis are dickless compared to the Hebrew Hammer, lol

[Litterboxer529]

@mblizzle09 true dat true dat :P

[TheLastBrainLeft]

This whole movie is made by the black dwarf going all hardcore negro.

[OceanicLoveLetters]

This is hilarious... I'd actually like to see it for laughs. I'm not jewish, but well, I think this can be appreciated by everyone... I wish everyone would get along too...

[CNNORE]

on the set of the hebrew hammer, i had a bag of pennies stolen from me

[lforlight]

That font... It looks much like Hebrew. It's killing me to try and read it.

[rudeboycuffie]

-____-!! rofllllll!!!

[diabledesbois]

srap

[MugiwaraKing]

Jewish Dirty Talk FTW

[justindavidvazquez]

OK, I will be ordering this on Netflix...and no, Im not Jewish...

[beansk8rkid]

why cant arabs and jews be friends??? Jewish people are so cool... Arab people are so cool...

[shybuns1]

"God is a Jew"

[EvilKorbinDallas]

This definatly wont be showing in Russia. :P

[ZionistCensorship]

vile jews

[BoondockWolf]

destruction of unique White beauty, culture, values, ect. What's not to love about jewish supremacy.......

[NATIONALCOMMUNISM666]

Jew's are very smart...

infact if it where not for them we where not relly have A strong gay right's movment that I beleive in...

Some jew's are very cool Pepole.

[MrKartos1]

lolll

[Stovokor41]

how disgusting. I am sure this movie lost money.

[mrjew]

All anti-semites are just jealous. We compose less than a percent of the world population, but control damn near everything. 

[capvid88]

@SuicietyBoozer Go wash your mouth out with a revolver.

[jbravo41]

garbage

[EasternEuropean86]

Fucking jews

[sparkie119]

Proud Sephardic jew -Shalom and ahava tp all jews and especially the Hebrew Hammer.

[flymatt741]

nech už to mám stiahnuté je to brutáálny film :D

[kazako322]

@Suiciety wtf man

what r u talking about??? the jews invented the globalism?!!?! the CAPITALISM?!?! its democracy in Israel... lol u should check the words u stand behind for...

[Filthdrive]

@kazako322 the ZIONIST jews created the devil as a scapegoat ;P

[SuicietyBoozer]

@rulchow Jews... Ehat to say about that fascists? They invented christianity, they ruined Roman Empire, they invented capitalism, globalism, communism and liberalism. They killing white people...

[robs227]

@SuicietyBoozer That's right, suck a dick! You wish you were rich like us and controlled the world, but you're not a jew, so it's impossible for you to achieve anything. I'm gonna keep you down. Eugenics is a bitch ain't it?

[SuicietyBoozer]

@robs227 Jews are retarded genetically. Six millions more!

[SuicietyBoozer]

@LordDracoPaladin909 Jews... Ehat to say about that fascists? They invented christianity, they ruined Roman Empire, they invented capitalism, globalism, communism and liberalism. They killing white people...

[TzofiyaJudah]

its shabbat shalom MAMA! gosh u guys...easy on the language. lol. i LOVE adam goldberg he's so funny!

[yoyo19985]

shabat shalom mutherfuckers!

and im jew!

[ravenseldon]

well, this doesn't look good :) is this should be some kind of Shaft thing, only with a jew guy? - well then I shouldn't be judging it since I didn't like Shaft either :))

[RapTerrA]

@rulchow This is actually making fun of Jewish people.....Being Jewish is not something you want to tell many people.....ESPECIALLY GIRLS! (If you want to finally lose your virginity). Also no actors are really Jews in this movie, their all American.

But if being cool and Jewish was possible this is the only guy thats ever pulled it off.

[altoidfiend]

@RapTerrA Of course the actors aren't Jewish. I'm sure "Adam Goldberg" is an old Saxon name.

[hawkjohenson]

@RapTerrA Um... Judaism is a religion, not a nationality. That's like saying "He's not Christian, he's British!" It doesn't make any sense.

[remo306]

@RapTerrA You're an idiot.

[calebsvideos1206]

I dont think you understand satire

[davidmaya1984]

@rulchow bravo i too i am proud to be jewish

[DAVE5187]

I cant wait until they come out with hebrews in the slammers! Shalom o queers!

[DAVE5187]

I cant wait until they come out with hebrews in the slammers!

[o94ght]

I need a scarejew,I think every religion is stupid even my own and you cant call me racist cause being a fucking jew is a religion not a race.

[Yun351]

JEWS IN ISLE 12!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!

[streeTkiDwannaBe]

Too much penis talk in this comment wall...

[franznpdx]

Great movie, I loved it. Thought the "gated communities" in the west bank was hilarious, is that politically incorrect? Oh well the Palestinians could always move to that new island off Dubai called Palestine ;) I want to see more super Jew movies.

[FightForForce]

What the fuck is that???

[SlaughterMeister]

I wanted to see this until I saw Andy Dick in the trailer.

No Hebrew Hammer for me, thanks.

[RedLightBulbs]

I love this movie too. Though I'm not a Jewish man. As Chaplin said, "Sadly, I do not have that honor."

[CircusMaximus09]

LOVE this movie...OMG (Old Book...:)

[legolasisthebest]

What is cool is that even most of the Hassidic Jewish people who lived where it was filmed liked the film too.

[CircusMaximus09]

@legolasisthebest We all have to be gentle and able to find humor in ourselves...I LOVE IT

[legolasisthebest]

Quite right.

[supheryoshi64]

How did the ending go again?

[geofree1984]

The best scene is when he walks into the Skinhead bar and the song playing has a fella screaming "Die like a Jew!" over and over. Aah, I laughed.

[Wasserkaktus]

LOL @ the dirty talk

This movie is the best :D.

[stealthkiller2107]

This movie sucks. Don't see it.

[islezynkeez72]

@stealthkiller2107

you suck, dont see yourself

[stealthkiller2107]

How about I stick my Jewish cock inside your sister's twat?

[islezynkeez72]

@stealthkiller2107

how about...no

Im Jewish, so why would I give a shit if you were Jewish?

good one bro

[stealthkiller2107]

Yes, but I'm a Sephardic Jew. The Sephardic penis is known for being enormously huge and can be dangerous when penetrating a woman. Upon penetration, the woman will begin shaking as she has eyeball rolling orgasms. The Sephardic penis will usually split a woman in half.

[islezynkeez72]

@stealthkiller2107

And I am an Ashkenazi Jew. The Ashkenazi penis is known for being gargantuan and can be quite lethal when injected into a woman.

[stealthkiller2107]

Not really. Ashkenazis have small little pee pees that get covered up by curly pubes. No wonder why Ashkenazi girls go for Sephardic Jews or Gentiles.

[islezynkeez72]

@stealthkiller2107

Nah, not even close. But nice try. In fact, im pretty sure the Jew who is known to have the biggest dick is Ron Jeremy...and he is as Ashkenazi as it gets. Sorry, but Ashkenazi Jews do it best, followed by Gentiles, and only then do Sephardic Jews come close to even being mentioned.

[hhaarriisss]

@stealthkiller2107

LOL...good one, you have the jew seal of approval

[lamame]

I watched this movie when it first came out on Comedy Central. Hilarious!

[DrGonzoZ]

go Jewish power

[vassephardi]

Is this a real movie?????????

[StarwarsHalofreak]

Thankfully yes, Hilarious

[vassephardi]

Looks like it may be a real movie since I recognize some of the actors like Dick from Talk Radio, Mario Van Peebles from action movies, and Adam from an episode of Friends and other movies. Any idea when this movie is to air?

[StarwarsHalofreak]

I'm not sure when it airs, but its on DVD on Netflix

[vgcq02]

It is a real movie. I rented it last year.

[vgcq02]

Yes. it's on DVD now

[drogin88]

yea :P

[pumpkinmrs]

yes

[sjice69]

This movie is a classic. Rent it out of buy it.

[Crumble911]

@vassephardi Yes it is

[Jigsaw5435]

shabbat shalom mamma

[hardlyknown79]

just when you thought Hollywood couldnt get any Lamer

[freakazoid315]

I dont know whether to laugh or be offended

[lirannine]

i saw the movie it made me feel better as a jew lololololololol

[finnishnin]

A little tidbit for all you Shmigeggies. The Term "Hanukkah Bush" Originated from the Nanny.

[kidi1232]

LOL, as israeli we never had the problem of "watching the christians getting presents while we light up candles" - but i wanna watch christians watching us when we having purim (everyone come to school with costumes, school brings some rock band - and we celebrate. or in Lag ba'omer - collecting woods for weeks - and than burn them in one crazy night (bbq, drinks) - and of course - putting a wood branch in the ears of those who fall asleep.

[Morpheus4751]

1:00-1:13 was pretty funny. I thought it was only a Family Guy joke. Well, I haven't seen the full movie of The Hebrew Hammer.

[BenderAKAUnder]

this movie was pro

[hobabobba]

circumcision is bad 4 u..lol

[loleyeduntcare]

actually it's scientifically proven to lower your risk of contracting AIDs

[dborey87]

GREAT MOVIE

[lucid1212]

hebrew hammar vs. zohan, can you dig it???? two words, the seed is in the fruit, ===================== blessed are thouse who know how to harvest

[finnishnin]

Both great movies

[D364000]

lol "attention shoppers there are jews in isle 12"

[testicalman123]

is this film any good?

[laxislife1265]

HEEEELLLL YES

[yankees01923]

has its moments but andy dick is horrible

[nightwingaven]

Agree that andy dick is horrible. This movie was a lot of fun. We need a sequel. The Hebrew Hammer meets THE ZOHAN

[akokasaul]

no you mean the hebrew hammer and zohan defeat hezbollah and hamas.....that would be great !

[xxGerardIsMyHeroxx]

he is. I love Adam Goldberg but I don't know if I can watch this... Haha... I can't STAND Andy Dick, man. He's so fucking annoying.

[shwsrvcs14]

roflmao listen to float on by modest mouse and start both at the same time its funny xD !!!

[carpex3diem19]

thats dumb...

[pan1689]

funny ass movie

[Araqnydd]

Badass

[joshbeingjosh]

סוף סוף משהו שאני יכול לקרוא על זה! לא פעם הם קטעי וידאו בעברית

[halfghan]

awesome movie, can never find it on dvd

[pan1689]

try ebay, i got it 4 about 7.50 free shipping

[herokip93]

הודות לאינטרנט שאני יכול למעשה לפתור מה שאתה הדפסת

this typing backwards is soooo weird

[pillsburydoughboy47]

WTF

[atomicapril]

i love this movie

[Donkeyhawk]

Shabbat Shalom MOTHERFUCKERS ! ! !

[ERIKTHECOP]

vote for him

[yrtsg]

ok listen drikthecop, i kinda agreed with you until you talked about Obama. i'm not american but i know america picked obama over mccain because he deserved it and worked hard for it, ok? not because he's black. some people in america are racists, but not all of them are. Obama won because he kicks ass!

[ERIKTHECOP]

and i said he didnt?

people are afraid of being called racist

so if u didnt vote for obama your mates are gonna ask u this: nm1 "why u think

mCcaine is better?" nm2 "why you'r racist!?" and americans are like that i knew people will disagree with me my comment had a -2

interesting but the other comment about me saying vote for obama got +2.

[yrtsg]

u don't know what you're talking about

[PullMyTriggerOK]

GO FUCK YOURSELF

[yoavYbinoon]

haha...its funny because so many people were killed and raped there, ASSHOLE!

[hejaattila1]

Personal opinion:

This is very poor humour and not a good idea.

Check out how many children the "hebrews hammers"killed in the last few days. If I were jew I would feel really ashamed and deny my nation.

[yoavYbinoon]

Personal opinion:

You dont even know what you are talking about and you go and insult an entire nation like you are somekind of saint. Fuck that! I am proud of my nation and my country!!! Long live Israel and death to Hamas!

[admnff]

I agree...if Hamas wouldn't shoot rokets at israel then there wouldn't be any problems

[hejaattila1]

Why did the jewish occupy the whole Palestine country , and doing massacre between children and women? You do not even know fair play, and will never know about it, you are kind of evil animals. Not even human in my eyes.This is only HATE and RACISM you wrote, and therefore the world hate you, thank to yourselves.

[decayedove]

I find it very strange that you are commenting on a trailer for a humorous film in order to express opinions about something that is supposedly so meaningful to you. It doesn't make sense to make that comment on this video. You bring up a modern, political topic onto a film that has absolutely nothing to do with this movie. If you want to make some kind of point on the behalf of the Arab people, you should do it somewhere more appropriate. You won't get anywhere here.

[ThunderAppeal]

Where was that rightous indignation months ago when the arabs were launching rockets into Israel? The arabs did it to themselves, they endangered their children. Any adult who has children and family has an obligation to keep them out of danger. The arabs put their own communities in danger.

[xonoffx]

it s the recently esta6lished standard american humor far from the humoresque depths of a wongjing or stephen chow.

[Sprouseit]

i just saw that movie few minuts ago this is sooooo fuunnyy! omg amazing!

[ERIKTHECOP]

THE HEBEW VERSION OF UNDERCOVER BORTHER.

"shabat shalom MAMA!!!"

[jonnyv1nj]

didnt hebrew hammer come out a while before undercover brother?

[wrlord]

Asshole.

[munkysrock520]

haha i want to see this movie!!

[Lach1234]

"I want you to talk dirty to me"

-"I wanna have lots of children by you..."

hahahaha!!!

[vgcq02]

This movie is dedicated to Mel Gibson.

[joecugo]

"the best at taking whats not theirs" lol couldnt have said it better myself

[joecugo]

Boy the jews really hate Christ.

[dersonne]

c'mon, give us a break !

we are the most tolerant people when the subject is religion.

[Chizzer105]

Amen

[Eiasash]

OH KISS ME YOU SEMITIC STALLION

[shr444]

SHABAT SHALOM MOTHERFUCKERS

[dude23133]

shabat shalom motherfuckerss!!! best part of the movie

[jeew1995]

This movie was badass.

[timburtonsuncle]

this movie IS badass