Cooties PSA [1 minute]

[594JLP]

wat the heck are cooties

[barrhh84]

The girl with the ponytails was great!

[Forevercollab]

WOA THEYRE REAL! theyre a disease from sex transmitted stuff. i was confused so i looked up the site cuz im like ok cooties cant be real -.-...buuut turns out its real :o

[Forevercollab]

r these 4 real? cuz it seems like theyr just 4 fun but then they hav all these websites and stuff 4 it so im like...wat??

[ziosuna]

just so you guys know, cooties is a slang term for crabs.

[eddy8496]

i want to get the cooties from that hot girl at first

[OhhEmGigix3]

that guy on the swings has nice ass eyes

[musefreak1236]

U ppl r saddos

[latinoheatm8]

Is this real?

[snorgisborg2]

I got my shot when i was five. Do you need it annually or what?

[valdotorg]

Hey, it's good to see Wil Wheaton getting work!

[BoneFan1]

US is not a continent idiot!

We live on North America!

US is a COUNTRY!

GET IT RIGHT!!

[seangamble2]

DUMB ASS... Continental US is used in reference to the CONTIGUOUS United States (the states that are connected) so they do have it right!

[jl72171n]

continental us means the 48 states retard

[spicyjalapeno7]

hahaha! omg michelle!!

[mz5723Videos]

omg, i got tested last week, and i got my test results today, and i have cooties :-(

[iloveeyouxoxo27]

whoaa you guys are gayyy

[crypticfox]

The only funny part was the blonde chick.

[xXlovesugarXx]

aren't cooties like mono???

[schafesss07]

cooties aren't real.

[SCHIZOPHRENlC]

Um hhahaha!

[JessicaIsNowhere]

I think if little kids were in it like the other one it would have been better. The blond chick made me laugh though.

[RokDAWG1]

It's like all modern "funny" movies...

it's just not

[WisdomHeroZero]

I appreciate any attempt at humor....

but, back to the drawing board. Not funny.

[r3445v]

Haha, lmao!!

Girl on swing: *Crying*

Guy on swing: SHUT UP!!

hahahaha!! lmao!!

[omlitroxxx]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

[Rockoloid]

xD "Shut up!"

[JomamaJackson]

this sucks...it's so much better when little kids do it. it isn't funny at all this way.

[4nc13ntspk]

its better when the little kids do it

[SpeedzterZ6]

lol

[retc]

the web site doesn't work....

[Huskytough7272]

WTX????

[OorahKid]

wow that was horrible... considering they are all way old for cooites... the little kids one was good tho

[rrggusername]

Wow every one was a good actor but the blonde girl. No affence

[lugfontaine]

you guys are horrible..those little kids put you all to shame!

[veedubl0ve]

hehehe i remember this stupid game "omg i touched billy IM GONNA DIE OF COOTIES!" but then my teacher told us it was really a term for lice, ruined the fun.

[Chamaleo37]

this video sux my left one

[ydlmp1234]

cooties is a made up thing and people make videos about cause its funny, its not a real disease and u catch it by touching people' little kids play this game all the time

[AJR3]

Has anyone found out what the hell Cooties are?

I always thought it was that thing you "get from girls" when you were in Elementary school and it was just a little kid joke. Example: "ew, you will get cooties"

[bushgam]

Cooties is a slang term for a fictitious desease, unclean.. like hair lice etc. A similar word is "lurgy". The term can be used in a variety of sentences "Don't taste his ice cream or you will get cooties", "Don't play with us, you have cooties". The term aims to exclude someone...

[JennD17]

cooties was originally used as a term for lice. Hence, when you were touching someone you'd get lice. Now it's just an elementary school joke

[ace949494]

lol.. cooties is a little elementary school joke. You know girls usually didnt hang out with boys and they thought the other gender had something called "cooties" and thats what it is

[hetsar]

ye im british too wat the hell are cooties

[ElFuzzyFilms]

lice in normal form, but a playground joke to kindergarteners lol

[lillybear101]

what is cooties anyway? im english. can someone message me with the answer. Thanks.

[mikhsoj20]

they are like... 20 years old lol, but overall it was ok i guess.

[tennisguy1313]

Wow. You are bad. At life.

[jrh6666]

lol "it's 100 times more infections than any other disease"

[fishroscoe]

This sucks.

[BeccaAlicyn]

what?! I could have cooties? why didnt anyone tell me? i got to go get my cootie shot... quick someone give me the shot!

[tazzzling]

circle circle dot dot now you have the cootie shot lol;p

[evancfield]

horrible acting

[BladeBoy24]

lol my mom said i have cooties!!!!!!!

[xoCherryAdeox]

lol the blonde is sooo funny!! A DUMB BLONDE

[pebianne]

ay puta!ang korni...ang bobo talaga ng mga kano!

[WoWNerd3000]

retard

[ADude411]

um arent u a little old to be acting this retarded. i know ppl ur age are artards but ah..that was really artardish!

[nyltiak16]

was that supposed to be funny?

[syrowik7]

hilarious!!!

[ninjawarriordex3]

the blonde is going to make me die... from laughter! HA HA

Hasta lasagna, I got my EyEs on YA!!

[bsoxhater14]

one word. ghey.

[bakabakashii]

Ghey? Retard.

[jbr444cool]

hahah i loved the blonde!!

[marcometer]

not as funny as the one featured on youtube

[ranekdadr00d]

THE WEBSITE DOESN'T WORK!

[PlaneswalkerVoid]

this video kind of sucked.. that blonde fake-crying through the whole thing was really annoying.

[cocobeane]

i agree..ugh. otherwise funny. :DD

[leifnoto]

the brunette is hot

[statboy08]

Co-sign

-response to leifnoto

[cgishack]

these stats are wacked.

all the videos are saying different numbers.

get your stats correct people..

lol

[Springalicious77]

hahaha

"cooties is 100 times more infectious than any disease... ever!"

[YouwishIwasurshawty]

Hmm, are cooties real?If they're not then I think this must be a fake PSA cuz I've done one (fake one) before it was something like this...

[needler94]

god.....wtf.....wtf is cooties?? just get fucking laid....babies....

[lulsauce]

tools, i suggest you get laid soon,

[thlome]

SHIT SUCKS

[browning9mmhp]

CONTINENT of the united states? jeeze you yanks are dumb

[ellsworththeman]

You're dumb

[Ravennwings]

"CONTINENTAL" United State, not "continent of" the united states. Not all of the US is on the mainland. Hawaii is a frikken island and Alaska is attached to Canada but is a state.

Try learning some geography before calling someone else dumb.

[aykgotl]

Thank you, Ravennwings.

[kiege]

and is part of the continent... it's hawaii guam and puerto rico that are not part of the continental us i'm canadian and i even know that.

[Ravennwings]

Yeah it's part of the continent but it's not part of the continental US. You've got the continental US, then Canada, then Alaska attached to that.

[kiege]

the continental us is anything attached to the continent that the usa is part of. NA.

[Ravennwings]

Canada and Mexico (in some maps, not in others) are attached to North America but they are countries of their own, not part of the US.

[SneakyxLlama]

looks like we gots us a reb on our hands boys! lets say we put him through a lil' "reconstruction" eh?

lol

[beauty0132]

your dumb.who the hell calls american yanks anymore where are you from poor ass country

[punakss]

I like her too!! She kept me tuned in.

[meanwiddlekid]

This stinks.

Except for the girl with the big boobs.

[MyPOV75]

yeah... her boobs are great, aren't they?

[Evanangelion]

It was better with the little kids.

[amberlygirl]

i agree

[xX167899]

But my momey said ii have cooties!@!@!@!@!@!@

[spntaneuscombustion]

luvs it

[brittnay652]

I wanna punch that dumb crying bitch in the face.

[animallover1467]

yuore so mean

[THEORIGINALMOJOMAN]

That ain't the only THING her parents should've told her. SAME THING NICOLE SIMPSON'S PARENTS SHOULD'VE TOLD HER. EVER NOTICE YA NEVER SEE ANY MIDDLE-AGE OR OLDER MIXED COUPLES.

[PandaKnight01]

I will give them a shot of cooties to the face...

[jkjk9999]

evryone has cooties then ........

[AgentxBitexMe]

that was to armydog888 ... not this fucked up mind-warp.

[bupkes]

Spetznaz--They mean head lice,those nearly invisible parasites that live on your scalp and suck blood and lay incredible numbers of lice eggs (called nits) which are impervious to lice-killing shampoos and hatch out weeks after you have managed to get rid of the adults.

[purplecookie123]

and they will kill you in 1 week

[mariomenchu1992]

thats right

[Spetznaz]

what is cooties? sry im not speak english

[armydog888]

if u rub your dick and white stuff comes out you have cooties

[AgentxBitexMe]

you are my idol xDDDDDDDDD

[Crabby001]

lmfao

[Spetznaz]

is that true?

[veltpak6]

great TITS on the girl in the beginning! SWEET!!

[momomimimomo]

Hell yeah!

[ibcannonball]

I cant believe all the people who are asking if its real. were you home schooled?

[luciaaag]

no, but i'm from argentina and here i've never heard that word.

[luciaaag]

what are cooties? please i don't understand much english because i'm from argentina. can anybody explain what cooties are in an easy way? thank you

[caldreams18]

it's a fake illness/bug you think the opposite sex gives you when you're like, 5.

[luciaaag]

do that means that cooties don't really exist?, then why do they do this video?

[Murderermarv]

Idiot.

[luciaaag]

hey i'm from argentina

[vidcamchp]

u must be kidding?

[0star0eyed0dreamer0]

it's a joke, cooties are something little kids play, girls say boys have cooties, boys say girls do. it's not a real disease, just a game for little kids.

[luciaaag]

thank you=)

[slatto]

it's no joke!  cooties are real!!!!!!!

[dmacdougall61]

Here is a definition from Wikipedia - Originally, the term implied body lice, but over time this became generalized to any sort of lice, including head lice. The term then evolved into a purely imaginary stand-in for anything that is considered repulsive. In British English the term lurgy may be used in the same context. However, lurgy has a broader definition and the two concepts are not equivalent.

[lysergicaddict]

wow, I must have been high when the part about cooties being a little kid game was mentioned; I'm 24 and I totally thought I still had cooties! I've been trying to find this girl from 3rd grade to give her tag backs; thats awesome that its all fake!

[zendoeroe]

Lice (or cooties..) are small parasital insects that live in human hair (or animal fur) and suck the blood of their hosts to feed themselves...

[purplecookie123]

its just this joke about when kids are little they think that the opposite sex is wierd and cooties is a made up sickness that the others would have.

[darkasteroid17]

Shut up you dumb blonde hoe, you had it coming.

[ThoseRMyGurls77]

lmao this is hilarious cootie last time i thought about getting cooties was in 2nd grade

[pol100pol]

Cat Stevens "The Wind"

[singjai]

Anyone know the song in the background?!

[JustAKidFromOhio14]

Is this a joke(!) or is this about the 'Bird Flu' or someting?!

[oneminutekid]

Yes, yes. But what the f**k does it do???????

it's not even real people!

[ikpraatmetpoezen]

Nooooooo really? Did you figure that out all by yourself? You have to be at least 13 to make a Youtube-account, did you know that?

[biglokkote]

fuckk cooties

[xshithawk]

that girl in the beginning is hot :D

[joshig1983]

The crying of that blond girl filled too much of the video.

[perfectangel1996]

ok wat are cooties?

[mymayapapaya]

Cooties is a slang word in American English, used by children, referring to a fictitious disease or condition, generally carried by members of the opposite sex. One supposedly catches cooties through any form of bodily contact, close proximity or contact with an "infected" person's possessions.

[mymayapapaya]

Darn, why did that double post?

[perfectangel1996]

oh thx

[Panditha666]

so in other words be homosexual!

[MrQ1989]

CAUSE YOU COPIED FROM WIKIPEDIA!!!

[leinad343]

so? just giving the definition.

[mymayapapaya]

so sue me, i'm lazy.

[oneminutekid]

Is it real? I don't think so. No, no, no! It's a stupid thing little kids dreamt up one day.

[mymayapapaya]

Cooties is a slang word in American English, used by children, referring to a fictitious disease or condition, generally carried by members of the opposite sex. One supposedly catches cooties through any form of bodily contact, close proximity, contact with an "infected" person's possessions.

[joshig1983]

North American English..  I changed the wikipedia article because when I was little in Canada, kids would talk about it.

[tipsypyro]

American english. I do'nt want to leave out any Peruvians who might have a cootie problem.

[BearBoi69]

Weak. The one with the little kids is so much better.

But the brunette guy is hot.

[Pyroman162]

dude that brunette girl is gorgeous

[Bowdizz]

i wanna smack the blonde chick. almost made me throw up.

[jojo0017]

just smoke a blunt and everything be alright

[jimbobae86]

fukn well said bro!!!!!!

[Nidonemo]

LMAO! Omg great work dude! XD

[Gecko6661]

/agree