ACR- The Moment You've Been Waiting For

[JoelLaser]

What exactly makes this game so bad? I don't have it.

[tyler10274]

@JoelLaser unbearable la, teleporting, ubi having no idea how the abilities work, abilities word 35% of the time, runners/roofers, guns, Reverse detection meter, AND on top of it Ubi refuses to fix the glitches/ bugs AND continue to try to push $10 DLC content with very little story related DLC included THAT is just SOME of the things wrong with this game

[Emvidasch]

ACR: Untouched in my cabinet since beginning of december 2011...

[lightstruck1000]

why get this stinking jester when you can't customize him plus he only has one knife

[RAGEISDEATH]

stab bitches, get money!

[xXSHEAFFEYXx]

Sounds like Ray Romano

[TheSquirrelAssassin]

its kinda stupid that the jester only has 1 knife now

[MrZarox94]

funny has hell

[M14NIBBY]

u r not shemmue36

[SquiiddishReturns]

@M14NIBBY

Um... no. No I am not. I am Squiiddish.

[M14NIBBY]

@SquiiddishReturns um i was only jokning

[Fatppl93]

@M14NIBBY Great joke!!!! very funny *facepalms*

[Soprano12100]

YAY! SHQIIDDISH RETURNS! BUT THIS TIME IN ACR! YAY!!!!!

[saucepile]

You whine too much

[fatjack2b]

how the fuck did the deacon get that many points

[XxLimedx]

Just kidding. Fuck your face!

[TheWardcat]

Wait, if you didn't want the game why did you pre order from gamestop?

[SquiiddishReturns]

@TheWardcat

I didn't. The game sold like such poop they literally STILL have pre-order signature editions lying around that they're selling for the normal game price. You can, to this day, walk into my local Gamestop and buy a copy that has the jester, Vlad mission, and such.

[joshua6073]

@SquiiddishReturns can you only get the jester from preorder?

[Synthia17]

I died and went to heaven ;)

[j0hke]

"Bright fucking construction worker safety vest orange" outfit = No better way to blend in

[TherealSpartann30]

come on squid, we want to see a road to commander: ACR version!

[Fayth1564]

Why do people insist on being tools with the taunting? As always, great job squiddish.

[StuffandThings85]

Well its about damn time. I was seriously about to buy you the game and send it you.

[TheSpagmyster]

hey what do you suggest to do to kill roofers on ACB? When I saw this video it gave me chills lol

[foshizzlejbizzle]

@TheSpagmyster everybody gets to the ground eventually. if he's a defensive camper, let him sit there until he wants to chase his target. nobody wants a low score. use knives every once in a while for repeat runners. hell, bring a gun to the mix if you have to. find a way to punish them for consistently roofing and they may just stop.

[GBMSisthebest]

ok if you think squidish is a camper f off apparently you haven't seen a bailamenjaro yet

[diako981]

@SquiiddishReturns Squiidish is BACK! WHAT!? Awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeee videooooooooooooo!

[TheRainySky]

Ohh, 6:24 I hate that tactic. Its not even a tactic. its tictac at the most. Waiting on the roof with a bomb. Well for being your biggest fan ( herpa derpa) I shall have a wave of silence cast over this incident but dont you show me that again! D:

[VengeDracul]

Welcome back to Killin Shit, Squiiddish..

[ozziewannarock]

NOOOOOO ROOFFFIINNGGGGGGGG!!!!!...Stil­l good match ;)

[miguelmejia959]

Love the intro......almost a glimpse into the mind of Squiiddish

[stormgod99]

that was a great video. btw bodyguard is pretty cool in wanted and deathmatch

[SaltShakerz93]

Loved the vid man. And also respect for the guy with 4.5k points with only 2 kills

[XxLimedx]

You're an excellent commentator. (Also, in case you didn't know, you can grab ledges with B when jumping through the air)

[DarkFiraga64]

I'm amused that people are complaining about camping. Assassin's Creed is a stealth game. It's not Call of Duty (sorry for picking on CoD, but it's what everyone understands in their own way)

And yes, it's still a pretty buggy mess of a game sometimes. I'm reminded of the moment that I got Aerial killed through a solid roof.

The feel is indeed different. You can't feather RT without penalty, autowalk activates more quickly, etc

F-ing amazing intro by the way. I'm smiling like a moron, lol

[TheVaiire]

You should get the Kill Buffer perk, it'd be just right for you.

[TheGamer0814]

You should definitely taunt after every kill. Not only does it piss off the other people, which means they'll rage and do worse, but there is also a challenge for experience to taunt people you killed.

[SquiiddishReturns]

@TheGamer0814

You should definitely play like less of a tool. Just because Ubi apparently wants to promote douchebaggery doesn't mean I'm going to do it.

[Benisjammin11]

funny guy, better then shenmue ;)

[jaybayranger]

is it sad that im happier about you making a revelations video than i am about getting a blow from my girlfriend???? well i dont give a FUCk!!!!!!

[chocobosROK]

I have missed your AC videos... YAAAY

[MimeShadow]

THE KING HAS RETURNED! Too excited.

[321SilentAssassin]

squiiddish is back. This is GLORIOUS.

[vicnobleee]

as in, like the skyrom bit.. ahah

[vicnobleee]

wooo!!! squiddish!! BEST INTRO EVER!!

[rainiethg]

Welcome back squid, was wondering when you'd get this game :P

[dipdip8]

"That's right motherfuckers" - nice introduction XD

[RyomaEchizenx]

Yeah. Squiddish is back. Awsome

[Hakimakitak]

0:53 You mother fucker :D

[MantelopeCantelope]

YES, amazing vid! btw skyrim double daggers is the way to go :)

[steelbary]

Yes, squiddish is back! This is truly a season to be jolly :D

[purplecorn22]

finally!!!!!!!! ACR

[MrPauliusMaximus]

that was a good way to enter you first acr vid since forever :D

[sjorsborsoborsobors]

Squiiddish I love you. But if there's one thing I hate more than roofers, it's tripwire roofcampers, please stop doing that, it makes me a saaaad panda :'(

[SquiiddishReturns]

@sjorsborsoborsobors

I didn't camp, someone was chasing me and I climbed up and threw one down. Its literally my only defensive ability.

[Emvidasch]

@sjorsborsoborsobors Hmm lets see...You're running at your target in high profile, he doesn't try to escape and he's facing you. Yep, nothing suspicious there...

Seriously you should be suspicious if you see something like that. At least check the floor.

[ManOfJustice21]

@sjorsborsoborsobors Its not camping unless steal the artifact. God people make it so unfair when they place like 5 tripwire bombs on the flag.

[HighwayUnicornRTL]

Oh gosh, your voice! I think my ovaries just exploded<33

[VenatoresAnimae]

10:24, frick you, Jacob Sloop

[xDr00ts]

so much glory keep it up

[laserjock2003]

great intro, very creative!

[iwillkilu123]

noooo squiiddish dont use poison its shit in revalations thaey can still stunn u after the poison

[Fatppl93]

BEST INTRO TO ACR IV EVER SEEn

[Fatppl93]

THAT WAS SO EPIC

[HexyWoo]

@Emvidasch well, I have the game too. I just can't record myself ;)

[Emvidasch]

@HexyWoo Too bad... But that won't stop team 2012 will it? Or you can't because there's no longer the option of picking teams? Meh, as long as I can hear SHENMUE rage when you interrupt him in every game mode, squiddish and the art of bailing, and rainie with her stuns. Whether that is together or against each other. I loved all of the videos.

[ironmanwwe17]

HES BACK ON AC.All hail squiddish

[crumdogy]

Omg this was so epic! My favorite AC commentator is back and better than ever!!

[umGregg]

My prayers have been answered

[GrimReaper33303]

Squiddish is on acr glorious, if only you could customize the clown, I predict lots of dead hookers

[TheZorboidOrbb]

Epic first one minute.

[T0xicLotus]

Haha nice, was expecting some Dark Brotherhood Murderizing, then you got Animus hacked I guess >.>

[Hemsby5472]

Aw, look who you failed to defeat on the friend dare ;D

[DesiPrinceX09]

Yes!!! Finally you are back in the animus!! Does this mean team 2012 will unleash glorious murder on the masses? And don't worry, leveling up is easier in this game; you get smoke, mute, and charge at level 20 which you will get to really fast I'm sure. Then at level 30 you unlock ability crafting which is absolutely awesome! And yes, bodyguard is good; it's like a subtle decoy that people are way more likely to fall for and it can punch people.

[LordKite]

Man, I'm glad to see some good old AC from you again. You are quickly becoming one of my favorite commentators with your good variety, and this just increases it as well as pleases old fans. Good job :D

[PencilManners]

Favorites,

Because what you just did was so awesome it could not be described in words...

[MrDoom1987]

Yay, squiidd is back!

[derheglmeier]

Awesome. U tricked me so hard on twitter. One question tho: Y U NO TAUNT ?

[SquiiddishReturns]

@derheglmeier

I'm not a complete toolshed?

[raypav78247]

@SquiiddishReturns lol exactly

[derheglmeier]

@SquiiddishReturns reeeaaaalllyyyy ???

[thegingerninjaDK]

@SquiiddishReturns yes you are but cerial i love you

[scaleeater]

its good to see back you in the back in the art of murder and fist punching people mainly hookers

[dvvv6009]

squiddish is back :)

[bigspock]

Thank you for posting this! Great intro, and good game. There are times that I am still on the fence about AC:R, but meh, I keep coming back. Thank you as well for streaming TOR. -bsg

[lfrsousa]

SKY ASSASSINATION = SKYRIM Hmmmm interresting

[ciscoport]

I must confess I got confused for while, anyways awesome intro :)