Slick's Laws of Wrestling Dynamics

[piyber4]

The WWE Hall of Fame is long overdue for these 3 Icons....

[drd07001]

3 mens will always beats two mens



[Ranwolfe]

Love it thanks for posting

[2FLYLIVE]

3 Mens will always beat 2 mens. lol

[Palsharpton]

This tops Crime tyme. This is the ultimate stereotype. And proof wwe is racist

[tabooman]

Akeem vs. John Cena @Wrestlemania 28. If we have time, The Rock vs. John Cena will go on as planned.

[ladykiller85]

Three mens always beat two mens.

[themachofreak]

hahahaha slick was great man "schoooool is out hooomes you dunce cap"! these guys today just dont get it

[jdfrusher]

I didn't know the slickster had a PhD in mathematics!

[blumbino]

@jdfrusher Well, he WAS the Doctor of Style after all...now we know it wasn't just an honorary title...

[piyber4]

One of the Best WWF Tag Teams of all time. These 3 men never got the credit they deserved. It's time for the WWE to step up and give them the recognition that is long OVERDUE and put them in the HALL OF FAME!!!!!

[byff2323]

Big Bossman circa 1988 was a great heel.

[ReedHogar]

AKeem was my father. He still is, but he was too.

[CQ1981331]

akeem always doing that shake lol,hes too funny

[DoktorSick]

Slick was always better as a heel !

[OptimusPrimeribs]

Hahaha, I had a friend in middle school who use to mimic Akeem's funny arm/hand movements and gestures really well.

[bastlake]

"Elementary, my near idiot!"

[louregal82]

3 Mens will always beat..2 Mens! I gotta make sure and inform my 8 year old that!

[GlorifiedTruth]

Wow, Slick and his accomplished proteges really hit this one out of the park! Short, sweet, to the point, and hilarious all at once.

[NJPlayer79]

Can we please get Slick in the HOF this year?

[ChiroQuacker]

akeem is black..like i'm george clooney..

funy how they have white akeem at black...shucking and jiving...

let me tell u...the slickster would make a better president then that crook oil compnay flunky obama...he's as bad as ush and cheney those two mega crooks

slickster for president...

ps- i saw slickster recently he looks like hes been out of work for 20 years and living on the street...

[TheNewMusicNetwork]

@ChiroQuacker it seems like white dudes always shuck and jive better than blacks. i.e. dusty rhodes, etc

[ChiroQuacker]

brilliant...that was great..

[bettydaw1970]

its been over 20 years since the "hakeem" gimmic...

seems like its ripe to be stolen now...

[Sewanee02]

Slick was one of the most underrated speakers in WWF/WWE history. Great post!

[familyguybro78]

Kill or be killed.....Eat or be eaten, and I AM, hungry!!!!

I still say that line to this day!!!!!

[das1im1]

arrrrrrrrigoooo prrrrrrrrrrrrestoooooo we wins lol

[GamingPalooza]

i have no idea how the fk big boss man and akeem kept from bursting out laughing while Akeem was in his character wobbling around lol

[dp100eboggan]

This 80s shit is classic

[jackass122676]

This tag team of the Big Boss Man and Akeem was known as the Twin Towers, and Mean Gene has the balls to ask if they will continue their "TERRORIST ATTACKS" on the Mega Powers aka Hulk Hogan & Macho Man Randy Savage. It might have been a harmless comment, but NOW after 9-11-01 its just erie.

[romans52345]

@jackass122676 yeah and on The Brother Love Show (if you remember that) like a week before this he (Brother Love) was interviewing Savage and Hogan and Savage made a comment along the lines of "When we get those guys in the ring the Twin Towers will come crumbling down" very chilling comment because we all know what went down some 12 years later...Coincidence??? or not....

[jackass122676]

@romans52345 who knows bro. I think that 80's and 90's WWF wrestling, that's right WWF NOT WWE wrestling was the best, except for the stupid comments made by Mean Gene and others. NOW its too much of a soap opera.

[413hey]

@jackass122676 Mean Gene stupid comments!? He is the best announcer/interviewers of all time.

[TheVegaIsAwesome]

Akeem The "African" Dream can't stop wiggling his fat ass around.. must have to go take a dump lol

[Tellthatruth]

Arigo Presto, biotch!

[optimusidol]

LOL..one of the best PROMOS EVER..my near IDIOT!!

[jdfrusher]

That is some tight mathematics that Slick has got going there!

[uxbnkuribo]

i don't think i ever laughed as hard as i used to when Akeem was pretending to be a large African

[djdaveyoung]

He almost says, "Elementary, my nigga".

[eisenkreuzmusik]

is it me or did the Bossman lose weight after the face turn?

[TheMac1229]

@eisenkreuzmusik It's not you. He did lose alot of weight after his face turn. Actually between late 89' and late '90, Bossman lost at least 80 - 100 pounds

[rrighter79]

when i was a kid i hated akeem!! but when i watch now, im fascinated by his every word!! what a funny character!!!

[jdfrusher]

Slick should have been the first black American President!

[jdfrusher]

This has to be the most significant 1:29 seconds in the history of the world!

[Hrvat1982]

hahaha

[engws007]

يا عيال بالله هذا اللي على اليمين ابو اصفر مايشبه أحمد الغمراوي

[meskwakidiggler]

hahahahahahaha.god damn this is some crazy and awesome shit.i wonder if the big dude in yellow is dead or alive.they all seem to be dead dont they.

[DaveFromBrooklyn]

Akeem has to be one of the great miracles resulting from an obvious bad gimmick. He was perhaps one of the worst wanna-be's in the business if not life. Yet, he had a huge fan following, including myself.

[JuniorKimbrough4Eva]

"3 mens will always beat 2 mens" Makes sense to me.

[wwebatmanmaniac]

Bossman & One Man Gang would have been an awesome team.

[drewey07]

have you heard of hulk hogans law on wrestling dynamics...

he is one man.. and they are all men... but one man can beat all men, when that one man calls all the shots, brother.

[Serabo]

"Elementary my mere idion" for a second i thought he was gonna saw "my n199@"

[doowoppingchainsawer]

I wonder what the Big Boss Man thought of Akeem behind the scenes. I'm guessing they were friends but did he ever say anthing about his gimmick?

[TVfanfanatic]

The 3rd Law of Wrestling Dynamics: "3 mens always beats 2 mens!"

That is great stuff! Slick was the "doctor" of style back in the day!

[drewey07]

slick obviously didnt major in arithmatic, because mathematics is circumstantial.

In wrestling, 2 men ALWAYS beat 3 or more men.

[davidvandayscousin]

Bossman was such an awesome heel!

[UKArmy08]

my near idiot=my nigger

[crookedong]

huss huss huss huss

[erok8150]

classic 1990's wwf, was the best. i feel bad for these kids now. john cena, WTF?

[walrustusk70]

It was 1989 I believe?

[paulandj]

the twin towers with slick in this promo for some odd reason reminds me of the ghosts from scooby doo right before they get busted like slick has the ultimate plan but you know it aint gon work

[jdfrusher]

'Chill out Holmes while the slickster lays it all out for you' slick was da man!

[imblahhblahh]

i love how akeem moves around like that it cracks me up every time

[Buckeyecat2002]

Pastor Kenneth "Ken" Johnson (born December 8, 1943) better known to wrestling fans as "Slick - The Doctor of Style.

[ntn056]

Three Mens..... lol

[matthurshman]

This video has had a profound and irreversible impact on my life. I am stone cold serious.

[Kegluneq3330]

Great promo. Best line: "You have the right to suffer. You have the right to feel pain. And if you wish to have an attorney present, I'll hurt him too!"

Also hilarious: "Elementary, my dear idiot!"

RIP Big Boss Man.

[atariboy37]

Even better, I think he is saying "Elementary, my near idiot!" lol

[mistabig3]

Chill out holmes lol

Slick was magnificent, this was the days when wrestling was great

[citrusmac92]

i remember slick saying the twin towers had problem gettin thru the security at the airport since they were leathal weapons....slick had me rollin

[skoobysparksmia]

WTF is Akeem doing in this promo?

[georgyfontaine28]

Same thing he did in all of his promos lol

[JasonL77]

@georgyfontaine28 Well, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

[NewKokujinOptions]

Yeah, it was funny how they said "terrorist attacks" and the tag team is called "Twin Towers"...

[ThaFlameofATown]

LMAO, he called Mean Gene a Dunce Cap. Slick is great.

[HectorViolento]

i want slick back !!! Armando alejandro aint cutting it !!!

[rich1223]

this is most def a top ten funniest promo's ever!I remember see this as a kid and couldn't stop laughing!

[xracer09]

Chill out Holmes! LOL School is out Holmes! LOL Those guys were dick's, I remember laughing my ass off when I saw this years ago, and I can't stop laughing now. RIP Bossman

[randomibe]

elementary, my dear idiot... lol...

[BLaSt911]

lol @ calling Mean Gene a dunce cap. LMAO

[facistleader]

Slick the PIMP. I miss these days of wrestling. The characters and their promos/interviews were so much better than today. Bring back the Slickster--PLEASE!

[justsusleeg]

WOW "twin towers" , "Terroristic Attacks"

[giantkiller56]

Wow. Who would've ever thought it...

[zackvanhalen]

I was just thinking that. The ultimate irony.

[nuklz]

irony? hate to sound like a conspiracy nut but bits of information are planted everywhere. it's just a game to them.

[zackvanhalen]

What do you mean? Are you saying the Gov. knew about 911? Of course the Gov. was in on it. I thought everyone knew that.

[ShamusShamrock]

Love Akeem, he's my kind of wigger, LOL. One Man Gang 4 Life!

[ourtownwrestling]

akeem is the happiest wrestler ive ever seen

[Jslayes]

Slick was such a funny character anyone else remember when they brought him back as a reverend?

[ihearnoise]

school is out homes"

[mattfro66]

You Dunce Cap!

[mattfro66]

I believe he is a reverend in real life. From the WWE's "Where are they now..."

I finished my education and became a full-time minister, said Johnson. I received a bachelors and masters degree from Trinity Valley Bible College, and thats what Ive been doing ever since.

[75andalive]

love Big Boss MAN !!hes my kind of officer!

[efil4own1]

Eat or be eaten? Well, Akeem, looks like you haven't missed any meals....

[AntonBatey]

lol

[Johnkim510]

this was not very pc. hehe.

[surfingusa]

these wrestlers must have been on so much speed look they can't stop movin.Big boss man digs nightsticks and akeem loves big black chocalete

[FoCuS138]

i doubt that...them wrestlers u seeing here had more swag than todays monotone wrestlers...

[SuperHero3]

Akeem The African Dream hahahahahaha

[divinejudge1]

"From deepest darkest Africa"

[rederick2006]

Man i miss these days, so much fun

[mr10tomidnight]

I noticed how much weight Big Bossman lost during his time in the WWF.When he was teamed up with Akeem he looked as fat as him.They were bad assed motherfuckers.I'm surprized they weren't allowed to fight Ax and Smash the tag team champions that would have been a fantastic matchup.

[ohword607]

They did a program with them at house shows. I can remember in 88/89, they fought at the war memorial in syracuse. I was huge demolition fan and was actually worried they couldn't beat these two.

[lsegoondo1]

0:51 "Kill or be kill, eat or be eaten - and I'm hungry" ... lol

[markallenkellner]

Twins Towers? Terrorist attacks? I knew Akeem was behind it.

[xiniontoadstool]

Hahahahaha

[Plushtar]

Ironic words from Mean Gene.

[tardit]

Anybody remember the Big Boss Man phrase "Hard time is coming for you, Punk"?

[tazerYou]

Greatest Tag team Ever thoses wrestlers was the Cream of the Crop

[rorymarshall1]

Akeem is jokes!!! lmao

i luv his Moves, dance or what ever u wanna call it!lol

[whacknasty]

DUSTCAP!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!! Now thats original!

[LAKSDJFLASKJF]

HAHAHA..hakeem wont stop movin the whole time..bossman promo's are ALWAYS top notch

[magnusdammit]

RIP Big Boss Man... Hard Time was Served

[mxc4romano]

Gotta love Slick.

[richman2425]

Bossman was about the same size as Akeem during this time. The following year in 1990, he lost amount of weight after beating Akeem at Wrestlemania 6. He also joined forces with Hulk Hogan that same year.

[TheOversat]

Us three menz go'a beat these two menz CAUZ itz da LAW!