My advice is to invite all the neighbourhood cats around to witness this unholy congress. Professor Kibbles' reputation will be ruined and he will be shamed into ceasing in his perversions.
Hmm squirting kitty with water thats a bit of a cruel solution!
You could put the Kitty or the Squirrel behind a transparent screen so that the Cat cant touch the squirrel, but the Squirrel can still see Kitty but Kitty cant touch;)
One of my friends cats,a female, though operated, will get into position most everytime you pet her, and you should see her eyes lol! She still as the tail reflect of spraying her scent. We manage to pet her, but have to stick to the head parts, as soon as you hit lower then the shoulder she goes wild again. I believe female our male, many cats keeps their instinctual desire even after the operation. Excessive grooming and petting might take is mind away from the squirrel. But that's a contract!
I had a professor in college who had to take leave because of mental issues. The last straw was when he went off in a corner and started acting like a squirrel. He had a standing joke about squirrels and how much he disliked them... but that day he took it too far. True story. Keep your squirrel away from Dr. Dupree.
Is that a toy for that cat? This might be an idea I dont know if it will work or not. Take applebitters and put it only in the area that the cat "likes"
Lil Devi's virtue has already been compromised..Try putting her on a high shelf for awhile and get a pair of those big Fuzzy Slippers...Professor Kibbles will forget all about her, and be enamored with the slippers. I had a cat that was a real goner for slippers, how embarrassing. He lived to be 17, so it must not have hurt him. Silly kitty. 8-P
I bet all the problems go away as soon as you make arrangements with bigevasive to send him his $50 for the butter challenge after more than 6 months. It's probably all an issue with karma. Not that I believe in karma, i'm just trying to think outside of the box for once. <33333
I say you make lemonade; convert your residence into a cat brothel/demonstration school where confused kitties can come and get things straightened out. Bad pun but you get it. Also, why stop at squirrels? You could have a zoo working for you if all works out. Maybe some humans even, I hear people are into that. With your amazing sexual-fetish-discerning gifts, you could let them in on the secret without them having to embarrassingly ask you about it.
Professor Kibbles must be very embarrassed to have his sexual escapades become such a public issue. I would recommend that Debbie get some sort of restraining order along with a full can of mace.
can I be Professor Kibbles and you be devi haunchy ..............;op
johnrhodes101875 1 month ago
Woa, Want some good advice... give up the videos please.
oleainatoivo 1 month ago
I don't think your cat likes you very much, maybe you could find the poor thing a nice home.
oleainatoivo 1 month ago
Any interest in my balls? Too bad. I just laughed them off.
taojones2 1 year ago
if you live near a river-I have a plastic bag...
ChinngisKhan 2 years ago
hahahaa, i thought you were saying that in response to her face..hahaa
ROCnROLLS 2 years ago
i say the hefty bags are tha best hahah
xxfroobxx 2 years ago
you have to start flicking him in the nose
realitybender2121 3 years ago
Why not just learn to love your harlot squirrel? Not great advice...It's all that came to mind.
2bsirius 3 years ago
My advice is to invite all the neighbourhood cats around to witness this unholy congress. Professor Kibbles' reputation will be ruined and he will be shamed into ceasing in his perversions.
novanine 3 years ago
Hmm squirting kitty with water thats a bit of a cruel solution!
You could put the Kitty or the Squirrel behind a transparent screen so that the Cat cant touch the squirrel, but the Squirrel can still see Kitty but Kitty cant touch;)
CivysCare4Soldiers2 3 years ago
One of my friends cats,a female, though operated, will get into position most everytime you pet her, and you should see her eyes lol! She still as the tail reflect of spraying her scent. We manage to pet her, but have to stick to the head parts, as soon as you hit lower then the shoulder she goes wild again. I believe female our male, many cats keeps their instinctual desire even after the operation. Excessive grooming and petting might take is mind away from the squirrel. But that's a contract!
Boucrate 3 years ago
I had a professor in college who had to take leave because of mental issues. The last straw was when he went off in a corner and started acting like a squirrel. He had a standing joke about squirrels and how much he disliked them... but that day he took it too far. True story. Keep your squirrel away from Dr. Dupree.
PianoIsTheRemedy 3 years ago
animals are pretty basic... eat it or fuck it.
toddianuzzi 3 years ago
lol
DarkX009 2 years ago
Is that a toy for that cat? This might be an idea I dont know if it will work or not. Take applebitters and put it only in the area that the cat "likes"
theatheistgal 3 years ago
Lil Devi's virtue has already been compromised..Try putting her on a high shelf for awhile and get a pair of those big Fuzzy Slippers...Professor Kibbles will forget all about her, and be enamored with the slippers. I had a cat that was a real goner for slippers, how embarrassing. He lived to be 17, so it must not have hurt him. Silly kitty. 8-P
8journey8 3 years ago
I bet all the problems go away as soon as you make arrangements with bigevasive to send him his $50 for the butter challenge after more than 6 months. It's probably all an issue with karma. Not that I believe in karma, i'm just trying to think outside of the box for once. <33333
bigevasive 3 years ago
OMG i am teh suck... seriously message me and it is yours
msnomer71 3 years ago
It's a story as old as time: artificial intelligence and horny felines just don't mix.
TheCarruths 3 years ago
Your cat hates life.
reflectionist 3 years ago
I say you make lemonade; convert your residence into a cat brothel/demonstration school where confused kitties can come and get things straightened out. Bad pun but you get it. Also, why stop at squirrels? You could have a zoo working for you if all works out. Maybe some humans even, I hear people are into that. With your amazing sexual-fetish-discerning gifts, you could let them in on the secret without them having to embarrassingly ask you about it.
Missed you too, good to see you!
CelphaFiael 3 years ago
Professor Kibbles is pissed at you. LOL!
Professor Kibbles better be careful or he may be facing a law suit and jail time. 8P
I am glad you are back. XOXO
mconn2112 3 years ago
and lil' devi is a minor
msnomer71 3 years ago
Professor Kibbles must be very embarrassed to have his sexual escapades become such a public issue. I would recommend that Debbie get some sort of restraining order along with a full can of mace.
SpanishBee 3 years ago