Chinese Guy VS Taser(or stun gun) With Translation

[applekamikaze]

I don't think THAT'S the actual translaton

[Xan9876]

Look cool backwards

[RosioTrinidad]

Stupid

[Tamiot19]

Nice :P

[HiCapacity]

So god damn fake

[JVL8701]

@HiCapacity ur such a troll

[Gagsmore]

@Hman240 the news really?? Hmm. you so dumb!

[Gagsmore]

Fake

[Hman240]

@Gagsmore How the fuck is it fake. ur fucking retarded i saw this on the news like 2 years ago. u need to stop touching urself at night and wake the fuck up.

[IndoManiac90]

dude might have a small dick but his balls must be huge to dare to do a stunt like this.

[TooYellowish]

Is that really what he said?

[ecarrace100]

Chinese people has small DICK!

[sgtAngelBeans]

hey did ur girlfriend come back

[yomi510]

@sgtAngelBeans na, hes still knocked out. she came back for her shoes saw him like this and uploaded the video XD

[shakes53]

THIS IS THE TRANSLATION FOR ALL OF U

HI TODAY I'M GOING TO SHOW U THE POWER OF MY NEW TASER

SORRY, MY MANDARIN IS NOT VERY GOOD

(THIS GUY IS OBVIOUSLY EITHER kOREAN OR jAP)

[hardestcoresoldier]

@shakes53 no he's cantonese

[SpEEdHackEr101]

Why is the tag says masturbate? and you got the right translation the "HERE WE GO" Part only though

[franticpsycho0200]

wonder how long it takes him to wake back up.... i wanna see the whole video....lol.

[chaniatthedisco]

hahahaha!!! lmfao! awesome translation XD

[ThePsychomunky]

did he died?

[nvmelden]

@ThePsychomunky no. he got knocked out

[iownurnuts]

the 12 people who disliked this must be chinese

[johnson1095]

How would that knock him out?

anybody know what kind of Taser that he used so i could use it against attackers?

[unclerhea]

ROOOOOOOFL!!!!



[Shadomancer]

You don't need to translate FAIL anyway..

[theehater]

yu FAIL at FAILING

[myschwettyballs]

beaner did a lazy job editing this video

[ImTheMasta123]

how retarted :L now i know why the girlfriend left him.. cuz hes retarted

[Tronnixx]

@ImTheMasta123 your retarded for thinking that translation is true

[cut3x3]

hes a really stupid kid

[eevelutionsfan]

he's a twit!!!

[lFastestKidAlive]

its a parody dumbass!

[srbrand04]

pretty funny subtitles....they are 100 percent accurate

[441meatloaf]

@srbrand04

accurate?? lol it doesnt make white people any better by mocking other races.

[srbrand04]

@441meatloaf well there is this thing that us "white people" use sometimes called sarcasm....the guy even says in the description that the subs are fake....it's ok buddy

[441meatloaf]

@srbrand04

oh really sacarsm. You'd probably saying sarcasm but with racism implied to it.

Im not stupid u know. A lot of white people makes jokes about asian and they say its sarcasm.

By their definition sarcasm is an substitute phrase for "im really insulting u moron".

[srbrand04]

@441meatloaf a lot of asians make jokes about asians....if you can't take a joke then your loss bro

[441meatloaf]

@srbrand04

here we with a white boy twisting the words around like a spin doctor.

When asian people make fun of Asian themselves its fine because its not offensive because we understand ourselves. However, for a white people to come and make shit about other races then it can be considered an insult.

Just like how black people say nigga to their brothers and their fine with it, but when an asian or white says nigga to a black person it becomes offensive.

[satichu69]

@441meatloaf so when an unsatisfied Chinese ho says: "Chinese people got small dicks" its fine, but if a white ho does, she is racist??! I do not get the logic... the size of the penis remains unchanged in either case...

[441meatloaf]

@satichu69

You don't get the logic because you're not thinking. And second, you're just coming up with patronizing crap like penis size.

What makes you think white people dont have small penis? Just because you've never seen one. Penis size differs by genetic composition. There are chinese people who have big dicks instead of ur typical white mockery.

[441meatloaf]

@satichu69

And second making internal racists joke about penis size or what not from Chinese vs Chinese perspective is just as fine as black people making fun of themselves with the stereotypes from society.

Why? Cause only the Chinese or black people will know the true perspective of things.

Coming from a white moron who is an outsider they dont understand the internal rhetoric and jokes.

[441meatloaf]

@srbrand04

dont twist the story around.

When an asian guy accuse white guy of saying racist things, you white people always say "its a joke, its sarcasm".

Dont twist it like ur innocent.

[srbrand04]

@441meatloaf ok so the description of the video says the translation is fake...if you read the subtitles they are pretty goofy and hopefully you will know it's fake, so when I say the subtitles are 100% accurate that is called sarcasm. If you can't handle some innocent sarcasm then maybe you shouldn't use the internet anymore because you will be offended far too often...trust me I'm one of the nice people on here

[441meatloaf]

@srbrand04

I guess you never heard of the type of jokes that assimilates something that seems like a joke but its actually patronizing.

[ryukatsuo]

quite interesting translations and ending words of comfort

[thiefxray]

You aren't any tougher by making fun of Chinese people like that, and really, I find this offensive, even if this is the internet. Go fuck yourself.

[warrunner1234]

kankerkevin

[kozman999]

Idiot !! Electrocuted himself with a Stun gun. Fainted for 6 hours hahahaha lolzzz Fucking hilarious.

[Pitlord1470]

AWESOME PARODY xD

[casemaker99]

ha taser rape

[ghillie111]

fake but hilarious

[RichieTanPohLye]

fake translation.

im chinese. i should know

[bendybug]

@RichieTanPohLye wat does he say then

[RichieTanPohLye]

@bendybug like he bought this from a country. then says how much voltage, then lets see whether i'll faint if i tase myself

[metalsatsu]

I already said it's not the real translation.. look at the description

[Rockerosito]

@metalsatsu and what really said that kid? Oo

[nvmelden]

@metalsatsu its way funnier with the translation.

[kawaiikaruson]

@RichieTanPohLye

well duh, thats part of the joke haha

[MrRyaannn]

@RichieTanPohLye idiot

[GothicAssembler]

@RichieTanPohLye que bom.

[darthsmeders]

@RichieTanPohLye  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT!

[jsjywy007]

@RichieTanPohLye u didnt know, so u r not chinese

[Themanwiththeplan16]

@RichieTanPohLye if you were chinese, u should of been smart enough to read the description... i guess not all chinese people are magical flying beings that fight dragons all day

[1265tonytran]

lol he got a small dick

[electerious]

@RichieTanPohLye could you tell me what the guy says cuz there is alot of translations

[crazysk8ter1234]

hahahahahahahahahha fucking retarded kid ROLF

[FREEDOMLORD]

yah its fake

but its funny

[multack19]

is he dead or sumthin

[protendi]

ahhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aaaahahahahahahhaha!!!

[MrPink023]

he's just an attention-seeking retard

[289gt]

its not real

[Kagaromaru1]

dumbass who the fuck would do that.

[Wtlol09]

critical heroic epicfail

[ryukatsuo]

epic line

[SuicidalMonkey1]

wow

[elsalamemelame]

✮haha✮

[ebair1410]

this guy is fucking retarded i swear to god!

[CPRailRTC]

Your version of this video is pretty stupid.

[hugehalofan1]

wow did he fake it or did the tazer really did that to him

[CookieOnMyShoulder]

stun gun retard

[LHN781]

haha this hilarious 5 ✮

[WTFBOOMmaker]

ho no did it

[ironmaidenguitar]

omg cooooooool

[upthebuttcoconut1]

RETARD

[KELLENEVANDRA]

wow