Eddie Izzard - James Bond

[mspeichts]

3:00 -- schehehehehe

[MrUpsidown]

"I am a s'mores agent" ! Is that what he says?? WTH does that mean?? Please explain to a non-english-mothertongue-guy-w­ho-tries-to-understand :-)

[MrJonodrew]

@MrUpsidown it's SMERSH, which was the secretive bad-guy organisation in the first few james bond films and novels.

[MrUpsidown]

@MrJonodrew Aww... Okay, thanks! This was translated to "Le Spectre" in the french versions of James Bond.

[MrEvilStevo]

i <3 that laugh

[animewolf211]

Again with the jam!! Too funny!!! Luv him!!!!!

[jveyette]

This one is my favorite. I run this video in my head sometimes during the day going about my life. I love the SMERSH agent. When Bond is sucking on the breathing apparatus, I love the SMERSH agent's "What are you doing, Mr. Bond?" That voice able "to do any accent you can think of" is in my head!!!!! and it makes me smile ...

[able2biteme]

im pritty sure he isnt gay cause he has kids

[ElvenShalafi]

@able2biteme

He isn't. He was just a crossdresser.

[margin1978r]

He is brilliant!

[tiasindahouse]

i love this sketh

[lilmissa10394]

i want a watch that turns into a hamster...

[TheJimmyStoner]

Me: Hey sis wanna come sit up in the front?

Sis: .....ok

Me: Yes...... wait no oh shit im not in the Aston Martin, Im in the fucking mini!! :P

[xchimino2]

7 people accidentally turned their trousers into jam.

[BlueThunderFlik]

"You think you've got me Blofeld. Well you haven't. Kehehehe!"

[dobbyhasasock]

I love this cross dressing transvestite. He just...He is the god of comedy.

[Elikanske]

what are u doing mister bend?

[MrsDalek]

OMG, I'm like falling off my chair from laughter, and I can't actually see coz of the tears of laughter in my eyes :D

OMG, Eddie is so funny! I love it! :D

[xDejahx]

What is with Eddie and jam?! XD

[YinsShadow]

@xDejahx And hammers, the pope, sean connery, and james mason,

[oncewasblonde1]

must find a way to incorporate that hihihihihihi sound into my everyday life

[joeols90]

Best sketch ever!

[JBHero12]

This guy is awesome.

[GroomiiHD]

My voice is stuck on shop demonstration..  LMFAO

[memeowsuper]

male lesbien has never been so funny

[Azamia1]

he looks like a male version of ellen in this lol

[Hampe966]

@Azamia1 Correction : Female version

[Azamia1]

@Hampe966 ellen is a girl,so shut the fuck up

[stratfordny]

I LOVE it when he says..."so..yeah..." so funny :)

[tehblooguy]

This bit in the show recorded for the audio book was funnier.

"You wouldn't want to er... sit up in the front here. There's a lovely view of the mountains. You can see pussy galore..."

[DaSteveMyster]

Damn, now i need to search for 3 hours to find IDontCare704's comment

[Seffyzero]

@DaSteveMyster Step 1: "View All Comments"

Step 2: ctrl-F

Step 3: type in IDontCare704's name

Step 4: ???

Step 5: Profit

[NeneValleyHarriers]

@DaSteveMyster You know, I searched for hours - and it turns out, it was actually "Teremei" who said Eddie was gay, "IDontCare704" was replied to though, and now everyone thinks it's them that said it!!! :S

[NeneValleyHarriers]

@NeneValleyHarriers p.s, pre-empting a raft of people saying "he's not gay" - I BLOOMING WELL KNOW THAT! - thankyou for flying church of england, cake or death?

[lulle103]

@DaSteveMyster CTRL+F!!

[skdjhfkdhfa]

@DaSteveMyster Fuck. Now I have to go through each comment that says "@IDontCare704" and determine who you were referring to.

[1andreasse]

It felt as is if he was improvising, probably the best impro I have ever seen.

[Angela26116516541]

"you havent got a shark on you by any chance?"

[Arcusinoz]

he has got to be the funniest guy/person i have seen

[TheJohndoe63]

and another fkin funny 1

[TheMetalvideogame]

lol

[cold197]

i literally died XD well, ok maybe not literally, but i did in one sense of the word! XD

[Headphoneguy92]

what are you doing, Mr. Bænd? 0_o

[Immortal242]

@Headphoneguy92 my name is bond, james bond..heeheeheehee XD XD

[TommyLewJDfacesTH2]

Shit! I'm not in the Aston Martin!

[thetarafae]

i've not seen this before.... hee hee hee

[cfwbdude]

Amazing as always. That run he did Is legendary...

[LunaArgentum10]

OMG! People he is a transvestite and likes women.

Now on to more important things, HE'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!

So shut up about it.

[otocon25]

gossip is useless and only used by those starving for attention and those who are insecure

[Kwestschions]

He's just so increadibly funny!

[mrktacoma]

Hella funny.

[fredury]

"watch that turns into a hamster, what was the point of that?" LOL

[vincenzo2075]

guys he is just a cross dresser if u watch dress to kill he says it in it

[SethBlizzard]

The Muttley bit killed me.

[RachelNo1mjfan88]

I just love the mixed accents bit sooo funny xD!And of course Eddie's hilarious.

[pepolek0]

3:20 epic xD xD

[BeveragesAfterNine]

I'm such an idiot. I was drinking some tea while watching this.

WHY!?! It got every cause I kept on spitting it out from laughing!

[joycepeerlane]

He is brilliant, just brilliant. One of the absolute best all time comedians. Love the guy. Or gal, whomever he feels like at the time.

[CruzReal50]

One of the funniest dudes around

[MischiefCON]

thats the coolest jacket

[mandagraci]

I forgot the name of this set, but it's one of my favorites! xD Eddie Izzard is one of my favorite comedians of all time. He's EASILY in the top two. <3 xD

[cl0vvntiem]

never drink anything while watching eddie izzard. you will choke. just like a shark.

[micalla15]

jam trousers

[fmvp15]

he uses this exact same bit at the life acheivement award thing for sean connery

[tiamta]

im stealing this

[AirstarofSkyclan]

10 death people watched this Video Only 6 disliked it

[Flaphand]

How's this show called? :o



[Katw76]

@Flaphand This show is called The Definite Article :)

[manobilification]

I want a watch, which can turn into a hamster! *.*

[fmpnico]

Laughing my ass out when he does the breathing apparatus joke

[mugtisersold]

he is a male lesbian exclutive action comedian transvestite kay folks?

fcking hell how hard can it be to get

[socialinsecurity3]

6 Christians watched this video.

[PetesPloota7]

Funny as...............still got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

[nightgrooveruk]

FREAKING SO FUNNY :) LOL THANK YOU :

[conse3000]

Eddie is an executive action transvestite; "...Cause it's running, jumping, climing trees, you know..."

[Snubbeniskrubben]

Haha, just love the end ;)

[BrendanJTucker]

'I can breathe for four minutes and you cant'

'um... I think i can'

hey, the entire page if filled with people defending his right to cross-dress, i like how the offensive comments have been wiped off

[mspatrat]

genius is the only word.I love his flair too.

[rockaroundtheclock56]

I've met him!

[mspatrat]

@rockaroundtheclock56 you lucky duck.

[rockaroundtheclock56]

@mspatrat :D hes really nice :)

[Bloodprince1234]

First time i saw him I was surprised, but then it hought: "Ah, who gives a shit about how he dresses" and just fell in love with his comedy!

[Gunrose11]

These trowsers that you push a button turn into a jam, why?

[XcadbaneX101]

he's allowed to be different cause hes funny. its part of the comedy of it

[thanrose]

Hey, I literally rofl'd on the Muttley snigger! He's so fucking brilliant and off the wall. Sharks and jam and ejector seats. He's almost better than brilliant when he realizes something has just gone a bit off...

[obiwanobiwan13]

WHY can't everyone just accept that he's Just a Swee Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania! ;)

LOL James Bond with pants that turn into jam...

After all, Jam Jars Are Forever! ;)

[Str8EdgeDude]

I love how he makes jokes on his jokes! its awesome!

[deathmoster]

hes an executive transvestite

[daking0009]

He looks like Judy Dench A.K.A: M.

[Harviney]

I've swallowed some oxygen!

[Alsemenor]

MAny seem to think he is gay. It dosent matter, and personaly i think it is just a part of his show :)

[hormigaferoz]

The evil laughing is just wonderful!!!...while people is writing stupid things I'm LMAO...This comedian is UNIQUE!!!

[gravitycarrot]

lets clear this up. Cross-dressers are gay, transvestites are straight. they are all human beings. oh my god who the hell cares. eddie izzard ROCKS!!!

[thomasimon]

A bit of topic, but could I say that you (TheKnightWhoSaysNinja) have the best name ever?!

[gamerhun]

@thomasimon it is not ninja, see some Monty Python movies...

[thomasimon]

@gamerhun I have seen all Monty Python movies, I thought it said Ninja, as a play on "the Knights who say Ni" it would be the knighs who say ninja, which I think is quite funny

[T0rp4u]

xD Iv been thinking this forever!!

[AppleDoodle24]

"Oh shit I'm not in the Aston Martin! I'm in the Mini!"

lol. Hilarious XD

[gbushimprov]

If you were the SMERSH agent you'd be like, WTF?? Sharks? Jam? What's this guy smoking?

[AlphaCentCom]

Shit, it's in the hotel!

[darthfluke]

He totally looks like M, during the Judi Dench years...

[bricksalegend]

3 peoples voice box's are stuck on shop demonstration

[phillynn79]

Most people are disgusted by qualities in other people that they are embarrassed about sharing themselves. I tend to think most homophobic people are actually dealing with their own sexual issues. It comes out time and time and time again that the most homophobic people get caught in homosexual scandals. Why would you be so enraged at someone's sexual practice? It doesn't make any sense. There are much weirder things sexualy than homosexuality, but they don't push the same buttons... hmmm

[shaldana]

Am I the only chick who's so freaking jealous of Eddie Izzard's blazers & jackets in his acts? <3

[latigremusic]

@shaldana I don't think so. I'm also jealous of them, and I'm jealous of how amazing he looks in them.

[No1mjfan88]

god i love his mixed accents bit, soo funny XD.

[wathaldi]

this guy cracks me up!!!

[ironfae]

All of you homophobic morons need to get back into your time machines, go back to the stone age, and castrate yourselves. That way the rest of us in the present can enjoy brilliant comedy without the pointless ignorance of your insulting descendants. In other words: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND JUST LAUGH!

[sstauby]

"I can breathe for four minutes with this and you can't."

[ghostluver711]

@sstauby i think i can

[mistycara]

OMG!! I always laugh my ass off watching him. Eddie is so hilarious!

[jbl27263]

Give me a freakin break.....

I have seen this guy 3 times live...he absolutely kills!

[dizzuncan]

".......Where exactly are you from?"

[Ramintout]

Ya you guys. It doest matter. It's his life he lives it how he wants he feels how he wants and about about who he wants. He's a comedian and well frankly that's all that should matter to us. No need to get into his personal life like that.

[Jawa115]

would you all just stop discussing wether he's gay or not? He's a comidian, not a polition, so just watch his hilarious acts!

[zombieporn99]

@Jawa115 politician...if you are trying to say what I think you're trying to say.

[IDontCare704]

I don't understand you people! Who cares if he's gay or not? It doesn't matter at all! He's funny and that's good enough for me, you actually have nothing to do with that anyway.

[snapwrenches]

@IDontCare704 He isn't gay.

[Nimoot]

@IDontCare704 He's Very Straight and just dresses up in woman's clothing... Not gay... if he was gay then he'd be a drag queen not a transvestite.

[darknightten]

@IDontCare704 hes not gay he is a transvestite.

[Ojf119]

@IDontCare704 fuck you he isn't gay

[WaitersAreTraitors]

@Ojf119 If he was, it's not like it would matter, since there's nothing wrong with being gay and he wouldn't be any less funny.

[ProfessorKaos64]

@IDontCare704 How bout it, this is fucking hilarious. Go to hell you judgmental twats

[ronpfffr414]

@IDontCare704 ya ppl are stupid he's a tranny not gay lol which means he fancies girls lol

[BrendanJTucker]

@IDontCare704 let us plea for sanity!

[pikewerfer]

@IDontCare704 He is not gay, as far as I know - he is a transvestite. That does not make him gay :-)

[xDroflmao1337]

@IDontCare704 he's not gay.... he's a male lesbian

[IDontCare704]

@xDroflmao1337 There's so much gossip everywhere, some people say he's gay, some say he's not... I'm not saying I don't believe you, I'm just saying that the only way to find out, really, is to ask him in person :P.

[mhrby1985]

@IDontCare704 or look at what he has said personally in the past, which is that he is straight

[IDontCare704]

@mhrby1985 Oh thx, I didn't know that.

[MrLemon6545]

@xDroflmao1337 so he's a transvestite who likes wemen?

[mellzyvee]

@xDroflmao1337 Can I like this times a million?

[YinsShadow]

@xDroflmao1337 if only he was gay. actually i dont like him physically lol, but making a point =P

[Magicairsoft9]

@xDroflmao1337 except that, he's a lesbian stucked in man's body actually... :-D

[Obliviongatekeeper]

@xDroflmao1337 Running jumping and climbing trees, and putting make up on while doing it!

[MrVidManiacMilo]

@IDontCare704 his not gay though

[Teremei]

@IDontCare704 You have to excuse conservatives. They are very uncomfortable with gay people. And while they preach about government staying out of their lives, they think it is their business who sleeps with who in the privacy of their own bedroom. And btw, on topic. Eddie Izzard AWWWWWWSOOMMMMMEEE.

[IDontCare704]

@Teremei Agree, he's the King of Comedy! Also check out Danny Bhoy, he's quite funny too :)

[IDontCare704]

@Teremei ....and he has a fix about jam. LOVE HIM!

[SerenityFL]

@Teremei You're such an idiot. Nice blanket statement about conservatives...I happen to be conservative and don't have a damn problem with gays. What I do have a problem with are toolsheds such as yourself who blame everything on conservatives. I know plenty of liberals who don't like gays so there goes your pathetic little theory. 

[ropeman86]

@Teremei And Eddie fancies girls, not boys.

[TornVoodooDoll]

@Teremei I'm conservative and a lesbian and have two words for you. shut up.

[GeorgeBonez]

@TornVoodooDoll You are conservative and a lesbian? Listen Im not judging but I am interested. Those two things normally do not mix. Could you spend a minute with me to express your conservative side? Im serious. Im conservative too

[SophieAmazing]

Brilliant man.

He seems to like jam a lot.

[JamesThWilliams]

@SophieAmazing

All the british like jam.

[SophieAmazing]

@JamesThWilliams It's true... We do haha.

[BadfishNL]

Eddie Izzard is so damn funny :)

[bagel4281]

" ive got trousers that turn into jam!"

[demonizyt]

@jllew - "You're a fuckin' nutter, you are!"

[pib712]

"where exactly are you from, by the way?"

[Andyman57]

chiihiihihihihi :)

[DurhamJohnston2008]

lol

kekekekeke

[zeezworld]

jam trousers.. lmao!!

[masterofthehawks]

lollollol

[relentlessmassacre]

lol love it, except his clothes :/ make him look gay :@

[hink32]

He's is a self confessed tranvestite but he isnt gay

[YinsShadow]

@hink32 if he was...?

[jllew45]

@hink32 yes he is he is tranny but likes men.... he did a tour in australia and 7pm project asked him if he was gay and he said yes

[JamesThWilliams]

@jllew45

Than why does he always refer to himself as a straight transvestite when ever the question of sexuality comes up.

[JamesThWilliams]

@jllew45

He says there are different types of transvestites there are gay transvestites, staright transvestites, and bisexual transvestites. The he says he's a straight transvestite.

[snapwrenches]

He's straight. Or, as he's referred to it, a "male lesbian". He likes women.

[roundedhalo]

@hink32 a transvestite of action.

[adamsimon]

@hink32 "Self confessed"? lol Did he have to confess it? Like the ear rings weren't clear?

[pingpongking98]

@hink32 uh hu .. and...?

[Drewx2x2]

@hink32 Action Transvestite, no less! lol

[v8wr]

@hink32

He call himself a male lesbian.

[prettyandpinkyouwish]

Lol he does sound like Sean connery :D

[WarningDontReadThis]

xD dette er så bra

[hink32]

james bond mutley laugh lmao

[jrbrooks52]

*sean connery voice* "shit left it in the hotel all av got is ma jam troosers"

[Catz007]

That's very good - especially the Motley laugh!

[AlexGronstad]

<3 elsk xD