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  • she tried

  • I have met some stupid people in my life. But I wish I could meet someone like her. I'd have fun.

  • the car wins!!

  • LOL I LIVE BY PLEASANT HILL AND JOHN YOUNG PARKWAY

  • @hardy89jeff HAHA me to!!! :D

  • ♪ Wamp wamp waaamp ♪

  • so dependent on electronics. i saw something once where a man couldn't turn his tv off because the remote broke..*sigh*

  • this is why other countries make fun of us

  • How the hell dose she have a driving license no wonder we have so many fatality every year on the roads (oh no my cars on fire, How do i open the door)

  • I BET SHES BLONDE

  • Its a tough world outside the kitchen

  • She better have huge tits.

  • dur dur DUR!

  • ehhh what happen to my top comment about americans being stupid!!

  • @1werall its probably been removed. its happend to me a few times. bastards

  • You know right after that she was bagging up XD

  • the slideshow makes it more funny lol

  • Without a doubt a blond.

  • sum ppl are better off just being shot...... they are a burden on every1 and are a waste of groceries and oxygen

  • this reminds me of the episode where peter griffen got locked in his own car and everyone was ignoring him

  • Americans do not use their instinct...get it from someone who's working as a customer serv rep...

  • Dit di di moment !!!!!!!

  • she shouldnt b alowed to be in a vehicle alone.

  • oh my god what a fucking dumbshit

  • One woman teaching another about cars, soo cute.

  • Sounds like a really wierd kitchen placement.

  • the real peter griffin 

  • seriously, i HATE sexist guys. but SERIOUSLY. failblog clip about parallel parking, its a woman. low iq, its a woman. and now...THIS?! women...it hurts to say but...do try to stay in the kitchen.

  • WE NEED NATURAL SELECTION BACK. LET THOSE DUMB ASSES DIE. WHY DO WE KEEP HELPING DUMB PEOPLE???? THEN THEY MAKE MORE DUMB PEOPLE.................

  • this was on mr T's craziest fools

  • o.o I pass by this area all the time

  • 1. take out the head rest and use the metal tip to break the window smh -____-

  • John Young Parkway? Oh man, I think this is my hood...

  • Herp Derp.

  • Must be related to the guy who drag his wife onto Oakstreet.

  • she could get out of the windows

  • she must be a blonde...

  • Common Sense Fail

  • ok rule 1 for cars is the lock is never electric. they have an electronic mechanism that'll lock it from the driver's seat, but they always put in a non electric pull switch for the lock, i know because i used to make car door locks. was this a blond chick or something?

  • Who would steal this car even if keys were in it and doors were unlocked?

  • all i can say is "wooooooowwwwwww......."

  • Peter Griffin Peter Griffin Peter Griffin Peter Griffin Peter Griffin Peter Griffin Peter Griffin Peter Griffin Peter Griffin.

  • lmfaoooo

  • hahaha!!!

  • How did she get a car in the kitchen?

  • Why does she have an entire Walgreen's parking lot in the kitchen?

  • THATS A STUPID BLONDE 

  • Woman: "I tried...Oh, okay...Okay, alright, I got that going..."

    Way to make us look bad, woman -__-;

  • lol

    fluffeetalks talked about this story XDXDXDXD!!!!!

  • imagine she didnt have a cellphone xp

  • whats she donig in a car?

  • Lol, the cops must have put this on failblog, who else would XD

  • wow amazing this lady was awindow licker.

  • stupido americanos..

  • Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetaaaard!

  • Mr. Bean? Lol.

  • Can yuh dumb it down a little more for me?

  • No cellphone=dead

  • we are way too dependant on technology!!!!

  • doors with unlocking buttons on the keys FTW

  • She's definitely blonde.

  • i wonder if she drives the car?

  • yay... she won't die in the car...TODAY =|

  • THE FUNNY THING IS BELOW ME ARE RETARDS IN FUCKING HARD TO BREAK A CAR WINDOW IF ITS A SMAL CAR AND SOME CARS HAVE THAT LITTLE LOCK PULL UP THING FLUSH AGAINTS THE DOOR SO YOU CANT PULL IT UP

  • @flamingarse1 Umm... what?

  • @ginganinja714 ITS FUCKING HARDER TO BREAK A WINDOW THAN MOST OF THESE DUMBASSES THINK AND SOME CARS DONT HAVE A MANUAL LOCK ON THE DOOR SO IF THE BATTERY GOES OUT YOU ARE FUCKED (F) (U) (C) (K) (E) (D)

  • @flamingarse1 ... okay... just calm down... I'll get the nice man in the white coat, just put the laptop down.

  • @ginganinja714 go get traped in a small spoon civic electric locks only and try to get out (its not gunna happen easy) also its not a laptop its a desktop

  • @flamingarse1 Alright, you've... kinda made your point. But typing like that makes you a bit hard to understand.

  • @ginganinja714 just go try it find a spoon civic without manual locks and get locked in it

  • @flamingarse1 ... I'd rather not.

  • This reminds me of Family Guy. The time where Peter locks himself in the car

  • I bet her sole purpose at that store was to pick up medicine.

  • wind down ur window idiot. thats to shit of a car to have automatic

  • what the.....

  • BREAK THE FUCKEN WINDOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • women...

    

  • who let her out of the kitchen??!!

  • *facepalm*

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  • @1werall nobody deleted ur comment fag fucker

  • Uh, just wondering, how did she get in the car in the first place?

  • Blonde. 

  • thumbs up if you facedpalm :P

  • Makes you wonder how she made it to be that age.

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  • wow ,now this lady takes the supidity to a whole new level,:))

  • "ah sir, sir, you see those keys" (what a jerk) *fishes hanger out the window* *drops hanger* waaaaaaaaaan -peter griffin

  • John Young Parkway... This WOULD happen in Florida.

  • LOOOOOOOOOOL

  • i know were plesent hill is..

  • "Im steady tryna find the motive why do what i do,

    the freedom aint getting no closer, no matter how far i go

    my car is loooocked, callin emergency, cops patroling, and laughing at me,

    im locked up......

  • Did she die?

  • WOMAN!

  • She has an IQ of -100

  • woman drivers...

  • stupid bitch.

  • Ok I got that going Ok. Good work lady Im glad you didnt die in your car!

  • "I need some help..." Yeah, I think you need some serious help

  • Fcukin dumb lady 4 people probably died waiting on the phone when this idiot cant just get out of her car. Jackass

  • this lady is a blond

  • THIS IS IN FLORIDA!!!! IN ORLANDO!!!!! WHERE TRUE BLONDES LIVE!!!!!!!

  • How the fuck is she stupid enough to get locked in there in the first place

  • wow....... did you know the curb of IQ has the shape of a bell? the one with IQ 100 are most numerous; the smarter and stupider you get the more it tails off;

    well, now we know exactly who sits at the tip of the left tail;

  • Fucking retarded women.

  • blonde!

  • dumb hoe

  • i would have done the same thing if i had no door locks.

  • that car on 0:55 has an epic door : /watch?v=sGDob_IM4ds

  • I bet she was about to go into a Michele Bachmann/Sarah Palin Rally..

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  • 1) new lock - $500

    2) fixing the doors - $700

    3) new window knob - $300

    4) locking yourself inside your own car - PRICELESS i thing

  • This is a female peter griffin, getting locked in her own car.

  • and people wonder why we stereotype

  • @01984lockyer no wonder it was a women

  • i wonder how long she was in there

  • Later, she found out that the reason her car wasn't working was because she never put the keys into the ignition.

  • @KendoSF13 she probably blonde

  • OMFG I DIDNT EVEN KNOW PEOPLE ADMIRE MR BEAN ;D

  • i expected to see a whole bunch of woman driver jokes on here.. what's wrong, youtubers?

  • kml stupidity of others!

  • next, she'll call her boss and say she cant make it to work because the elvator not working....

    Boss: see a door? See staircase? Go up those stairs.

    OhOhhoHHH!

  • she's trolling

  • Triple "AAA" What bra, or batteries?

  • /watch?v=PTZUBu1m_8E

  • blonde...

  • Lois Griffin?

  • She needs to call AAA because she failed to open her door manually? FAIL

  • AMERICAN!

  • @1werall stfo and gtfo

  • @1werall not just american But a WOMAN DRIVER to

  • @1werall BRITISH!

  • @1werall sftu we own u

  • @1werall Not all americans are dumb... :(

  • @1werall oh were sry we are so dumb! us americans...we just always win ever war in history and one of the world's leaders in pretty much everything. We are so incompetent compared to your third-world clusterfuck of a country! ass.

  • @WatadikeCA Please stop. You're not helping this for us haha. Seriously though, plenty of Americans aren't stupid. It's just funny to show the stupid ones. Personally, I find this hilarious

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  • @1werall -___-

  • @MrRandomgeek lol dont worry just a joke

  • @1werall fuck you

  • it's kitchen you disposable douche, leave women alone their the reason why we live

  • Crash the damn Windows O_O

  • This is equivalent to not being able to turn the TV on. Why can't you turn the TV on? Because the remote went missing! So whaddya do now...besides walk up to the TV and press power?

  • I'll have some more crack please.

  • you can tell the operator is like "WTF? Just pull the lock up."

  • next week it will be: im invisible when no1s looking

  • wooooooooooooow

  • My god, do they come any more stupid than this?

  • The Low IQ wins again!

  • ..............good game america

  • Blondestar, what is your emergency

  • It must be a dumb blonde!

  • To be honest . . it says nothing for that situation in the Manual . . . for being dum enough to lock yourself in a car

  • you all criticize her, but deep down you know this is your mom.

  • @nogoodbastid thats mom of the year

  • damn what a dumb bitch

  • muff

  • bet she was blonde.

  • This is why I can't wait for 2012, the smart one will survive. HAIL DARWINISM!!!

  • *nasal voice* "I'm trying....oh um ok, I, I got that going"........seriously how can people like these have a license?? Next time she's gonna call cause she can't see crap when her eyes are closed -_-

  • :B

  • I feel like this was staged . . .

  • How can anyone be that stupid?

  • Blonde...

  • Fucking idiot :P 

  • WOW!>!>!>!?!?!>!>!>!>!

  • lol the woman is calling just so some one can brake the cars window for her so he can get out

  • This is about as big of a fail as you can get. hahahaha

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  • this used to be my ringtone lol

  • how was she able to put a car and a wallgreens in a kitchen..

  • gotta be blonde.