Voltaire - Brains pt. 1 - Doc Hammer Monologue

[ilovestarbucks420]

Wow, He makes Doc seem like a complete Asshole. I DONT WANNA BELIVE IT.

(Doc Hammer please dont be an asshole. He's just too awesome, and I will be very sad if he is.)

[Squinton27]

This is awesome! I will now forever see the Monarch as Voltaire. Now... To start watching venture brothers.

[HarleyTheMad]

I met Voltaire at the SD Comic con last year, he was randomly at one of the booths, my friend some how knows him, so we made sure to stop and get some pics with him in our Harley Quinn costumes xD great guy, Gotta love him =)

[stfugtfofgt]

"I want to have your abortion!" - Raggedy Angry?

[mctablina]

Doc Hammer>Voltaire

[DrBloodbasz]

@mctablina Sorry, but um Voltaire>Doc Hammer my opinion...

[romanrazors]

@DrBloodbasz I second this. Doc Hammer has some decent music, and yeah he's a skilled oil painter, but Voltaire's talents seem to be more rounded out than Doc's.

[AtheistInsight]

Woah. I got hooked on venture bros because of hearing this story, and Voltaire is Definitely the Monarch!

[Tonzura11]

The Monarch was created by Jackson Publick years before Doc Hammer was ever involved with the Venture Bros. Someone should tell this guy to get over himself.

[MorriganAtwood]

In the context of that story, Doc Hammer sounds more like the Monarch than Voltaire does XD With his anti-Voltaire missiles on his anti-Voltaire van.

[serlyshy]

@MorriganAtwood Yeah, he does, ha!

[princesstamika]

Good god that was awesome!

[serlyshy]

Both Doc and Voltaire can be considered modern Renaissance men, but I think:

Voltaire's works (music, writing, comics, etc) are to Doc Hammer's works (music, art, writing, etc) what Family Guy is to Venture Bros.

More popular, but lacking.

[steamkitten]

Personally I think it's like apples to oranges. Sure they're both fruit, but I'm not going to use oranges in my pie just because I ran out of apples.

[serlyshy]

@steamkitten In continuing the thread of fruity comparisons, for me, they're more like bananas and apples...

Bananas, they're alright, but they give me massive tummy aches (yes, I said tummy.)

Apples, love'em, but they usually leave me feeling empty and wanting more.

Same goes for Family Guy to Venture Bros.

[ReyColons619]

@serlyshy did you just compare voltaire to family guy?voltaire is fucking SOUTHPARK! (best show ever for the best musician...)

[CrimzonRegret]

he should try stand up. Voltaires pretty fuckin funny!

[Judeko]

Hell yeah good job! ^_^

[savorith]

hell yeah, you got the whole doc hammer story he told! : D