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good job on this video! my names Mia, kinda feelin bored if any1 wants to join me on cam or wana chat i will be signed on at __ PLAY-CAM...dot...COM __ my user ID there is Mia_zomsduhkt chat soon xx its FR33 to j0in! mwah
this isssssss hilriousssss omg i love thiss video!!!! lol DICKS thats D-I-C-K-S dicks!!!!! david if things dont work out youll always have dicks!!! moving on
Maybe if Haley Scarnato didn't dress like a prostitute she wouldn't have perverts following her around!
What was she doing in Nashville...trying to get a record deal??? Did she ever even sing a country song on AI??? As I country music fan may I just say thank you to Haley Scarnato's stalker for getting her the hell out of Nashville!!!
Sorry I wasn't snapping at you I just wanted to say that because all the interviews I have seen about David no one seemed to point that out that David was employed for three years.
Okay, I have watched videos on here infrequently, some good, some bad... But yours inclined me to sign up. Had to say how HILARIOUS your show was. We will definitely be checking back - thanks for the bonus info.
Hope you are enjoying the sun there - we can't wait for the warmth here!!!!
Really great show , John. It seems that American Idol has lowered standards this season. Not on the level of talent which is always awesome, but on who they allow to stay despite "questionable" baggage. I don't think that's good for the long range survival of this great show.
no worries folks theres not enough stripper wannabees to keep poleboy david hernandez in the comp. even with his voice. but hey, he can always teach poledancin.carefull david, dont choke.
David Hernandez is a great talent, with an outstanding stage presence and polished vocal style.
Stripping is not against the law, and is in fact a legitimate occupation, and based on what a friend of mine who frequents Dicks says, Hernandez was more than worth the 30 dollar lap dance fee.
thank you mr McQuilkin. i don't give half a damn about all of the gitter&glamour plastic world but i guess a modern man should know a bit about everything. the sad thing is i can't swallow the tv/net load of that but the good thing is your pill of news is a very pleasent medication to take :)
thanks again for a very nice show , glad i hit that , umm , light orange button some time ago ;)
Glad you enjoyed the Dicks play on words IamGlory! Yes you are right... it's "Because you're letting me" I did this one from memory. So far you are the winner unless the comments were delayed again:)
"...he would bend over backwards for dicks" - lol... and thanks for the shoutout! Do I hold the record for the most shout-outs on your channel? I'm thinking it might be so!
Yes Duke, You hold the record for the most shout-outs and they are well deserved! And how rare is it that I get the opportunity to put Dick in a title ensuring thousands of views:)
competition just got "stiffer"...LOL...you'll always have dicks...ROFLMFAO
nazreyes 1 year ago
I wouldn't talk if I were you. Didn't I see you at the Anuss Bar?
Randy22124 2 years ago
You're a total JACKASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Up yours.
You're a DICK, you PRICK.
Randy22124 2 years ago
Heh.... yup he's a hot
KevinCA1987 2 years ago
What was the name of that strip club again? LOL
montimo10 2 years ago
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JUST DO IT IT'S SCARY!!
9Crimsonroses 2 years ago
You sound like Kathy Griffren
omgitsmadonna 2 years ago
You are too funny. LOL
betteblak 2 years ago
this video is a nice very interesting =) ^_^ nice all your videos thank you John ^_^
velvetika 2 years ago
don't you know what you're doing your insulting david!!
hejons 3 years ago
I L O V E M Y S E L F S O M E D A V I D...
davidLOVEcarmela 3 years ago
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i love david so much.
and im willing to do everything, i mean everything just to be with him!
i love him that much!!!
davidLOVEcarmela 3 years ago
That first part was funny. Go back to dicks. HA!
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DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY
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sk8ergrl1415 3 years ago
he's a part of me
what's beautiful in me...
i love him soooo much...
davidLOVEcarmela 3 years ago
david is scruued up lol if you fail american idol you always have dicks lol!!!
interpretop 3 years ago
very interesting video
very cool
krasamia 3 years ago
David I love from the beginning, I dont really care if you are a gay or a stripper, so what?!
Just always remember that Im always with you..^_^
Mahal kita, mahal kita, mahal kita, mahal kita..
God bless you..
Carmela :)
And please dont do this to David; dont say anything against him, because it pains me a billion times than he does.
i love you so much..
davidcarmela 3 years ago
so what, if you are a gay or a stripper?
the hell i care!!!
all i know is i still love you..with all everything i have in my heart..
mahal kita..
god bless you..
Carmela
davidcarmela 3 years ago
xgh
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asikfurkan 3 years ago
lmfao DICKS!
hottiewithabodyrawr 3 years ago
wtf
peterpops27 3 years ago
Four stars for your video but because you seem like a nice guy I'll give you five. Ed
BonelessSausage 3 years ago
Thank you Ed!
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goebrak 3 years ago
I Love you
smexiness 3 years ago
ahhh Thanks Smexiness, I know I can always count on you:)
JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
Yeay! 9 more episodes till 200 WELL DONE JOHN! I've only got 96 videos but im steadily heading to 100 Just like you john i keep em comming.
TashaRules 3 years ago
Thanks TashaRules:)
JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
this isssssss hilriousssss omg i love thiss video!!!! lol DICKS thats D-I-C-K-S dicks!!!!! david if things dont work out youll always have dicks!!! moving on
glizzgurl489 3 years ago 3
Thank you GlizzGurl489! Glad you liked it:)
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JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
Maybe if Haley Scarnato didn't dress like a prostitute she wouldn't have perverts following her around!
What was she doing in Nashville...trying to get a record deal??? Did she ever even sing a country song on AI??? As I country music fan may I just say thank you to Haley Scarnato's stalker for getting her the hell out of Nashville!!!
rueffingkidding 3 years ago
Breakfast club the answer to the quote
jbg42 3 years ago 3
Hello,Say what ever you want about David,he kept a job for three years.Just found you.
jbg42 3 years ago
Thanks Jbg42! I love David and would never say anything bad about him:)
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JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
Sorry I wasn't snapping at you I just wanted to say that because all the interviews I have seen about David no one seemed to point that out that David was employed for three years.
jbg42 3 years ago
Very true Jbg42:)
JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
sarcasm
serahemo 3 years ago
higher quality is waaay better,.. Livewire- :p
YUPchannel 3 years ago
NASTY DICKS
ebayman1234 3 years ago
Okay, I have watched videos on here infrequently, some good, some bad... But yours inclined me to sign up. Had to say how HILARIOUS your show was. We will definitely be checking back - thanks for the bonus info.
Hope you are enjoying the sun there - we can't wait for the warmth here!!!!
cobabana 3 years ago 3
Thank you Cobabana! I am honored to have your support:)
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JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
Yes, he'll always have "Dicks". How hard was it to keep a straight face doing that segment? Heh.
ROTFLMAO!!!.
vaiman777 3 years ago 4
Thank you Vaiman777! I was cracking up on the inside:)
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JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
haha me too XD
kaysthe1 3 years ago
Really great show , John. It seems that American Idol has lowered standards this season. Not on the level of talent which is always awesome, but on who they allow to stay despite "questionable" baggage. I don't think that's good for the long range survival of this great show.
derekwilliams1982 3 years ago 2
Hi DerekWilliams1982! Thanks for watching:)
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JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
no worries folks theres not enough stripper wannabees to keep poleboy david hernandez in the comp. even with his voice. but hey, he can always teach poledancin.carefull david, dont choke.
oddlyreasonable 3 years ago
Excellent show John. Funny. We all love you.
spencer1229 3 years ago 2
Thanks Spencer1229! I love you:)
JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
David Hernandez bent over backwards for DICKS? LOL Whattaguy!
helenlawson 3 years ago
Glad you enjoyed the show Helen:)
JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
lol
wubme 3 years ago
Thanks Wubme:)
JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
John, what is stuck in your throat? You sound funny.
Carolthepc 3 years ago
Hi Carol, I think you're making a joke regarding what's stuck in my throat... and it's a very Good One! lol
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JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
Yes, I was. You certainly said a mouthful.
Carolthepc 3 years ago
john, your information is incorrect, where did you get your quotes from? Certainly not david NOR the news. Might want to retract your comments.
loganltm 3 years ago
you are terrible John. lol.
robertantonnyc 3 years ago
I know RobertAntonNYC... I know:)
JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
David Hernandez is a great talent, with an outstanding stage presence and polished vocal style.
Stripping is not against the law, and is in fact a legitimate occupation, and based on what a friend of mine who frequents Dicks says, Hernandez was more than worth the 30 dollar lap dance fee.
DaHarder 3 years ago
You tell'em DaHarder! Stripping for Dicks or any other club is not against the law. I'm behind Dicks 100%.
David Hernandez's career will only be helped by all the publicity he is receiving and I'm sure he got a kick out of this video:)
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JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
thank you mr McQuilkin. i don't give half a damn about all of the gitter&glamour plastic world but i guess a modern man should know a bit about everything. the sad thing is i can't swallow the tv/net load of that but the good thing is your pill of news is a very pleasent medication to take :)
thanks again for a very nice show , glad i hit that , umm , light orange button some time ago ;)
boylovesbowie 3 years ago
Thank you so much BoyLovesBowie! I appreciate your kind support:)
JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
lol, "he was a stripper for DICKS!!!"
SmashShogun 3 years ago
Glad you liked it Smash:)
JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
Isn't that from The Breakfast Club?
Zarbod 3 years ago
Yes Zarbod! It's from "Breakfast Club".
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JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
We thank you??
Who are you representing? lol.
The famous people i don't think care alot about you,...you have to keep that in mind.
Bak3dB3an 3 years ago
You're absolutely right BakedB3an! The famous people don't care alot about me:)
JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
John! My,my... I'm blushing...
Jenniferkate 3 years ago
I apologize JenniferKate:)
JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
can you please reply my messages. : )
jktropics43 3 years ago
hehehehe it must be impossible to not laugh when saying the Dicks jokes.
TashaRules 3 years ago
I was cracking up on the inside TashaRules:)
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JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
I love how you delivered the dicks with a completely straight face. It really sold the joke perfectly.
thefamousman 3 years ago
That's a nice compliment TheFamousMan regarding the Delivery of The Dicks:)
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JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
THat quote is confusing to me Haha, Another awesome show
lordhaggis 3 years ago
Thanks LordHaggis:)
JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
It's from the breakfast club....the quote that is, lol
panda9br 3 years ago
That's right it is Panda9br:)
JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
hahaha loving the double entendres
timothyownage 3 years ago
Thanks TimothyOwnage, I love the double entendres too:)
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JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
thanks, man! i tried to comment last night, but comments were disabled. looking forward to filming with ya when i make it out there.
CriscoZ 3 years ago
Looking forward to it CriscoZ:)
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JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
lmfao!
Hilarious John. Hilarious. I don't know how kept a straight face filming this.
castro90 3 years ago
Thanks Castro90! It cracks me up now that I sit back and watch it:)
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Yes it is the Breakfast club! i posted this comment ages ago....but it didnt come up :(
"Why are you being so nice to me?"
"Because you're letting me."
—Molly Ringwald and Ally Sheedy
I love that film, esp the soundtrack....Simple minds - Dont you forget about me....actually ill play that track right now :D
blazingbains 3 years ago
Yes it is the Breakfast club!
"Why are you being so nice to me?"
"Because you're letting me."
—Molly Ringwald and Ally Sheedy
I love that film, esp the soundtrack...Simple Minds - Don't you forget about me.
Im going to play that now :D
blazingbains 3 years ago
Yes BlazingBains... Simple Minds are awesome and Breakfast Club with out them wouldn't be the same:)
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JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
The Breakfast Club is such a good film. Great episode as always. ★★★★★
topcat4eva 3 years ago
Thanks TopCat4Eva! I love Molly Ringwald and Hollywood may quote me on that:)
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JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
The quote is from The Breakfast Club! But isn't the reply, "Because you're letting me?"
"Bend over Backwards for Dicks" funniest thing you have EVER said!
iamglory 3 years ago
Glad you enjoyed the Dicks play on words IamGlory! Yes you are right... it's "Because you're letting me" I did this one from memory. So far you are the winner unless the comments were delayed again:)
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JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
Another good one. Nice wordplay with that gay bar :)
onomatopoetikon 3 years ago
Thanks Onomatopoetikon... it was fun:)
JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
haha, bend over backwards for dicks... wow
havinafett 3 years ago
that was kind of funny Havinafett! I hope David Hernandez knows I was just POKING fun:)
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JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
"...he would bend over backwards for dicks" - lol... and thanks for the shoutout! Do I hold the record for the most shout-outs on your channel? I'm thinking it might be so!
-Duke
DukeRightious 3 years ago
Yes Duke, You hold the record for the most shout-outs and they are well deserved! And how rare is it that I get the opportunity to put Dick in a title ensuring thousands of views:)
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JohnMcQuilkin 3 years ago
Excellent work john.. i'm not much of an idol fan but do appreciate the rest of the news
tqsuited 3 years ago
Thank you Tqsuited! Glad you liked it:)
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