Cheesus: The Jesus Looking Cheetos

[Dalrod12]

Well, I don't think our generation has any chance if an article about cheetos is on the news..

[Santyflowerz]

MyChonny! Cheesus

[nggaplekikoen]

If I eat the Cheesus, Does it mean I have the Holy Shit?

[daTutankabron]

Mmmhh...Sacrilicious....

[espartan24marks5]

que basura ve la gente

[Psycho420x]

I don't see the resemblance..

[bananaphone1987]

Athiest-1 Christian-0

[lancematthew]

Some ppl are so stupid.

[bananaphone1987]

Ouch! My hand just slammed up to my forehead.

[SomeBlokeLol]

For fuck's sakes....

[burlong01]

Obviously made in god's image.

[tsotsi013]

eat this atheists!!!!

[drag0nfis7]

@tsotsi013 Will do.

[grendel2900]

@tsotsi013 We are.

[partyxday]

Checkmate, atheist!

[armodude100]

Well then, that deformed snack gives irrefutable evidence that we were wrong about the theory of evolution. I guess concrete evidence dosn't mean much.

[superfrejol98]

this is ridiculous as hell (budm tss)

[volunteernation16]

I refuse to believe anyone is this stupid...this cannot be real

[shallowships]

Cheetos are godlike

[ivanthaterrible]

They should have just eaten the fucking thing and called it a day.

[chulainer]

Chessus christ......

[Mrfobbiey]

the question is what to with it now? uhmm eat it?

[RTMUSIC5]

eat the damn think already!

[ascgar]

Morons, Morons everywhere

[sebamatusr]

Lol when I saw this I wanted to eat the motherfucking cheeto

[lotengoparado]

seen on Cheessnews!

[TheNerdyCanuck]

I'd just eat the damn thing

[salehs9711]

hahahaha silly people

[linkuei83]

fucking kill those guys with fire! One bite of what they got could transform you into a mindless religious drone.

[epilepticmouse]

Question: would jesus want his image sold on ebay, especially in cheeto form? Answer: if not hes not the messiah i want

[chatubaaaaa]

Meth is a powerful drug indeed...

[DarkLupos]

Fack, she just said 'haaand' 10 times in 5 secs.

[mrco74]

the name is the best part

[NokiGP]

Not sure if serious....

Or just stupid.

[abdelam44]

Meanwhile in the US...

[topcharacter2]

eat it and you will shit cheesus !

[ColonelVirus]

Idiots...

[albeanmagz19]

I want to eat that : /

[Sheenoli]

Chonny brought me here

[Pallepop909]

is this the most intresting you guys can find to broadcast .. Holy fuck . other places got terror robberys political stuff and sports. . you got cheetos

[tehnatureboy]

it sold for $33k

[otacon451]

@tehnatureboy really??

[ohyeahhoneysheband]

People are fucking retarded

[D1Rap]

the cheesus is about 2 iches tall...

thats what she said! to you!

[CrunkBot420]

religion truly is the most powerful drug of all.

[MrMistery101]

I once got a cheeto shaped like a butt, but i didn't make the news.

[GameFryed]

Just eat it?

[Graeck]

Cheesus? That's totally unoriginal. Search for "Idiot Flesh Cheesus" on youtube. They recorded this spoof commercial 10+ years ago.

[Swordrus]

it's a fucking cheeto

[logvidex]

@Swordrus YOU DON'T SAY!

[stickfiguresmaster]

BITCH SHUT DA MOTHER FUCK UP AND TAKE OUT THEM BOOBYS!!! WHORE!!!!! *shoots play foot eating adults* as we say to kids EAT YOU FUCKING FOOD NO PLAY WIT IT!!!

[Exstadrenaline]

This is the single stupidest thing i have ever seen. The fact that they seriously believe anyone needs to know about a rural family's boring-ass road trip snack shows that there is no God.

[mrrectumgrinder]

Christianity: bringing more retard people to the world, since Constantine.

[PirateMonkeyFilmz]

why is it that if a christian sees a shape of a person, or sees a face, it is AUTOMATICALLY jesus?

[hyanreo]

omg not another cheesus video.

ITS A FUCKING CHEETO PEOPLE LEMME EAT THAT BITCH

[dravidr007]

fatbitch

[FalseShatner]

Good God, I gotta pay attention, who knows how many Jesi I've accidentally munched!

[JasonTongRulz]

LMFAO. SOME PEOPLE ARE SO SAD.

[alaskanskwerl]

giftyoutbe

[wonderfulkitty]

This reminds me of glee.

[cdanaevp]

"...what to do with it now." LOL sell it on Ebay? I don't think any person in their right mind would buy something like that, considering at least half of the Cheeto bags that are sold contain a Jesus shaped Cheeto. People are retarded.

[maru14able]

All I see is bullsh*t.

[MrVicentelopez16]

ive seen alot of cheeto shapes that look exactly like that

[KimySan]

When you think Jesus is not with you, WRONG ! That's probably why most americans are fat : They've been looking for Jesus in snacks...

[TlGBC]

religion is heroin for the common people. fuck it. its not worth it.

[EricSchwin22]

Cheesus...Oh dear! I can hear natural selection ringing through my ears.

[oldfokk]

WHAT. A. COUPLE. OF. SICK. FUCKS.

[Anbucyber]

you see! stupid atheist pringles

[DarkSigiles]

@Anbucyber Hahaha win.

[00VRV5F41070]

Looks like rob zombie

[Wondercat707]

I'll take a Cheesus... AND EAT IT!

[nc1943]

Well, it ain't Cheesus, but it is emblematic of another "god": The Meta-Apple (Apple Inc. logo occurs on a real apple); checkout what I almost ate the other day but instead decided to sell on ebay (search ebay for "Meta-Apple"). Make a bid or pass along to any Apple fans you know. Proceeds to go to a shelter/pantry for the hungry and homeless of Omaha, NE.

[TheAwesomeJoeY]

and this makes headline news because?...

the actual jesus wouldve been better

[OminousHaze]

why the hell is this news?!?

[SkepticPlanet]

Taste will not be the same. Bastards, Destroyers of chips!

My humble opinion, crisps is more like talking to a smiling woman with a child, but everyone sees what he wants to see - now I should probably think about what it means for me?

[kives1985]

Praise Cheesus! He died for your sins, specifically the sin of playing with your food.

[stfuwtfomgg]

i bet people r worshipping cheesus rite now

[Ichtiostega]

That's so retarded.

[graygryph]

it looks like a double pronged dildo!

[DeathSlayer2]

This is the third Cheesus I have seen, and there are more out there!

This is truly a sign!

Praise Cheesus!

They should gather all the cheesuses together and have a group photo :)

[tylerslespaul392]

Why do they thing God is giving them a sign... through a snack food? I think he'd have a little more dignity.

[wolf25705]

@tylerslespaul392 well he also showed jesus in toast a few times.even on a dogs ass once or twice!

[Megaman624705]

@tylerslespaul392 its a freaken sign lets all worship the cheeto and if it were me, I'd eat it eat it.

[masterdebo1]

lol i wud have reached and ate it without even knowin it was there lol

[FMRadio723]

EAT IT!!!

Snack FAIL!!!

[luciferosx]

Ohh, boy. The things that are in the "news" these days. It's all very sad.

[ICannotSeeForMiles]

mmm cheesus i wanna eat it!

[tpsidhwa]

me to

[DeathSlayer2]

Praise Cheesus!

Num num

[xoxqueenofsheba]

I wish I could grab it out of their hands and eat it.

Take that, people who have nothing better to contribute to society than a funny-shaped cheeto.

And it does look like a zombie!

[Th1s1sMyAcc0untNam3]

yep...

[evilgaze]

Ahhh Christians are really funny... so funny its pathetic

[polyteredfasha]

Damnit, thats a fucking cheeto. We don;t even know if Jesus ever existed.

[Animefan2o07]

wuut the hell is wrong with american?!they'r destroying the earth and are so damn religious that they find jesus in food!!!

[WiiMaster20]

lol i bet those pplz could getz thousands for cheesus

[statictank]

americans

[NANG194]

wtf that was on the front page of a newspaper.i cant c shit

i've just finished eating a pack of cheetos wheres my chesus ??

[darkNINJAlink]

They were having a slow news day I guess. Those ppl really have no life or they are smoking some weird shit to see jesus in cheetos

[badspeller101]

DUR.. its just a effin cheeto ..

[barnyahse]

thick americans

[Dr0ctave]

For fuck's sake... What a load of shit.

[IceBand07]

this is news?

[SallyVindaloo]

Haha! This is amazing! Cheesus is alive!! XD

[Buskie1]

God the people who make cheetos sure know how to fuck with there customers xD

[TheBlackJellyfish]

No lifers..

[calarthy2]

lol!

[Rammstein45]

All these christians are the biggest group of fuckin' retards on the planet. I mean seriously, what kind of drugs do these guys smoke to believe this shit because I want some!

[XxArmageddonx7X]

These people should be fired for putting something this stupid on the news. Seriously a cheeto? Doesnt even look like Jesus btw.

[Jimohazard]

Lol it;s just a cheetos XD

[RippedIntoTheNet]

LMAO!!!

[muttgooch]

So Chester Cheeto is god?

[DarthZenitram]

This is what comes out in the news these days?!!.....shit bro.....i should come out in the news too, the other day i took a shit and the turd looked like Jesus.

[primalscream666]

That's fuckin' stupid.

This isn't news.

[bennis2]

They should sell it on ebay...

[darkalien54]

OMG. Televised news are getting dumber by the minute. WHO THE HELL CARES ??!?!

[papapump1956]

Some old people just have TOO much time on their hands!!!! LMAO! And it just gos to show you all the nuts are not in the trees!

[AFreak2005]

WHY WAS THIS ON THE NEWS!!!!!!!!

[38Victor38]

Hahaha this is a fuc**** bad newstv

[noiseworm]

Looks like a Cheeto to me.

[rjg232]

That's odd, it looks like a noodle to me...