Betcha Can't Play This (Parody) READ DESCRIPTION!

[PHENOlml]

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[Louister16]

ppl can never take a joke on here.. why so serious?? loosen up. have fun.

[TheKccarman]

it says parody in the title for a reason..

[jman99110]

its funny cuz its a joke making fun of a joke.



[megan9987]

I actually thought this was pretty funny! :D

[chevellejack]

That looked like a dog scratching his balls.

[XxDEFLESHEDxX]

people who are deaf should not play guitar, and no it was not funny

[ibanezxiphos700]

Lulz, he can't even play it properly at slow speed.

[roa1029]

dude you should suck a fuck cause that shit sucked a fuck

[shadowserpentine]

@roa1029 i actually thought this was a funny video, but i laughed out loud when i read this awesome comment.

[rra895]

I hope u jerk off at that pace and burn ur dick

[MrOMGWTFxCorp]

Bitch you can't play dick

[vanhalenrules1]

where the hell did he get the zakk wylde guitar?!

Aww, now i want one.

are you one of zakk wylde's children? if you are, you rule, and so does your dad. if not, you still rule.

[yakfizzle]

dude spelt honest as onist lmao what a turd

[summoningmurderur]

I actually COULD play that I think :O

[MasterOfHardbass]

pick a clean note first

[InsurrectionJoe]

How come nobody understands this is a joke? I'm gonna give everyone the benefit of the doubt, assume they are trolling, and not mentally retarded.

[dpadam450]

@InsurrectionJoe

Watch the Steel Panther betcha cant play this, now that is actually a good parody. This is just dumb and not funny.

[InsurrectionJoe]

@dpadam450

Will do! Steel Panther are fuckin hilarious!

[julianoszL]

It's a crime you touch the zakk Wylde's guitar...

[bloodhoun138]

Fast forward much?

[BadGuitarist1]

ahahhaahhaha 

[mangkyou]

pff

[aarongtr180]

I know this is over four years old now, but downpicking every single note is a bad idea.

[MegaGuitar87]

good



[SaintOfHell666]

The very first part slow, sounds freaking nice!

[motorhead1995able]

i made it i played it without speeding up

[wutu618]

dont mean to be a prick but your constant downstrokes are killin me!

[MetalGearSEAL4]

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS SO FAST THAT IT WAS FAST!!!

[SergeyEremeev]

people are actually taking this seriously... fml

[ethanrocksmor1324]

It is very clear that you did that slow and then sped the video up i can tell by the way your body moves right before your play

[1overthehillsfaraway]

I'll bet you no one would want to play that...

[RhysHammy]

awesome glam guitar :)

[Anarchyffan]

@RhysHammy That's a Zakk Wylde LesPaul, you poser cunt.

[RhysHammy]

@Anarchyffan calm down, jees, it looks glam, what of it, dont get offended u weirdo

[chrisgod01]

Didnt even bother watching it all.

[rickyislolgod]

thats stupid, its not even in key -.-

[Anarchyffan]

@rickyislolgod In key to what?? Learn some music theory before you go spouting off shit like this.

[rickyislolgod]

@Anarchyffan I know my music theory, Im a grade 6 guitarist. Even solo material is in a key, and in certain keys you use certain scales. Hes not using scales, hes using the same shapes on all the strings.

[Neoclassicalman]

@rickyislolgod and to make you feel dumb this video is called a parody and that means it is a joke and i wasnt being serious when i even played it..... if your in gr 6 do yourself a favor and learn to read it will save you A LOT of time in the future.

[Wellwellwellwell1]

@rickyislolgod Um, they're called non-harmonic tones, not every solo has a key, because some solos are chromatic, and when you look at the title, it says Parody. Now, I'm not sure if your very arrogant head shoved up your self-important asshole can read this, but it's true. So please, before you try to say your this or that, make sure it matters.

[905863]

Chuck Norris can do that way faster.

[Joshelion]

hahaha thats perfect, because usually thats what they do, they play something extra fast so that u cant learn it lol

[Themongrelable]

sounds like dragonforce

[ottozing]

sounds like dragonforce

[tonymlg91]

even wen u slowed it down you sucked...

[cleetus1973]

Betcha wouldn't want to play this!

[dospesentas]

@cleetus1973 My thoughts exactly

[Glenniiee]

fake 4 sure after he says im wildchild and i betcha cant play this check his hand going to his guitar... fake :)

[Arionos3000]

he just played it slow and then fast forwarded it. you're a fucking noob and get a better accent

[lespaul3826]

@Arionos3000 but you cant play it can you? lol

[ilovepantera97]

@Arionos3000 it says in the description that it is a joke fucking dick

[omeganukestrike]

Tabs lmao? (I know there isnt any and never will be XD)

[possession420]

bet you cant even play that lol

[DescentFromHeaven]

your right. i REALLY can't play this xD

[spudzdad1]

I think that I can play that.

[DustinAndNatasha]

gay....

[ctyuang]

lolwut?

[TweakerByDaSpeaker]

Um you know i think if you like um learned to play? it would be a lot better actually if you wanted to get read of this shit piece all together and make something new and exiting after you have taken the aforementioned guitar lessons that would be great

=D Yeah

[pusalies]

ha i can play that!

[GothicSoltrain]

dude this is fucking worse then getting rick rolled

[cheesymccheeser1]

wow that sucked more than the doug dopler vid i just watched :)

[bahalolteehee]

@117callum haha someones upset, do urself a favor dude, dont reply haha it only makes it more funny for us, and more angry for you

[kavorkian7]

i think i saw an upstroke !

no wait, false alarm

[Pan3405]

sad....

[TheeMuseumofjunk]

This vid wins the award for retarded flamer attraction, positively magnetic.

[RyWhitakerGuitarist]

pretty lousy parody, cause it really looks like you're trying to play for real

[nandinhu3]

@RyWhitakerGuitarist i totally agree lol!

[lahbl]

Anyone who puts hateful comments on here is retarded.

[117callum]

wow u stole the solo from one by metallica my anas could play it to be onist u long haired lout ur shit get a life

[Neoclassicalman]

@117callum and how do you get one from this?

and your lack of the English language is amazing... do yourself a favor actually go to English class

[117callum]

@Neoclassicalman sorry about that that it was my stupid brother dont be agitated by him hes an ass

[kingtipop]

@Neoclassicalman You got the spelling for "sense" wrong in your description buddy

[RockAndPunkILove]

@Neoclassicalman Haha don't listen to this dick. I thought it was funny. Some people are just thick and take it out on random people.

[SpartanLaserCanon]

@Neoclassicalman Thumbs up if you think John Petrucci could play this faster.

[OtherRealmer]

@Neoclassicalman Don't worry about those negative comments.

This video was meant as a joke. As such it did a good job.

PS. To everyone and anyone who decides to insult this video.

AT LEAST learn grammar and spelling before doing so. Thanks.

[oreion69]

@Neoclassicalman From 0:08 to 0:10, there is a slight ( key word slight) resemblance to the tapping intro of the final solo in Metallica's One.

[R4R45]

@Neoclassicalman Dude, why don't you stop being a racist fuck? His English is fine, he just has an accent. I bet if you learnt to speak Japanese, or any other language, you'd still have have your native accent.

[Anarchyffan]

@Neoclassicalman Your english is quite lack too, don't be so quick to write him off.

[fingomsincs]

@Neoclassicalman absolutely true, and the most annoying is when someone says "u" instead of you...

[SpartanLaserCanon]

@Neoclassicalman LoL John Petrucci can play this faster

[DontRespondImStupid]

@Neoclassicalman

Your English isn't that great either.

[TheIndividualNumber4]

@Neoclassicalman vote up number 100. nbd, brah.

[ShredderEric]

@117callum Stop trolling you fool, you clearly can't read as in the bra-cats located after the word "This" says (Parody) meaning its a joke video, and many many people that are into the Metal music scene have long hair, such as Metallica, you need to get a life.

[117callum]

@ShredderEric i said IT WASNT MY COMMENT DOUCHE BAG

[zacht1000]

@117callum the solo from one has tapping in it... dont know what you're talking about.

[ZimzeLimze]

@117callum HAHAHAHAHAHAH FAT KID IS AAAANGRY

[Vantherel]

@117callum wow n00b first off, thats not one in anyform and two, if your anus is so talented maybe you should let him give you english lessons :p

[IxLOVExANTHRAX]

@Vantherel, dude, first off, YOU decided to watch the video. you don't like it, there are billions of other videos out there you can find. second, your post made NO sense. i think YOU need to get a proper education before you start insulting ANYONE. idiot.

[Vantherel]

@IxLOVExANTHRAX I decided to watch the video agreed. @117callum decide to be a complete alabster saying this sounded like One by metallica i said it doesnt. And he believes his anus could play this. and i said if his anus was so talented he should ask it to give him a lesson in proper english. YOU need to read posts better. retard

[IxLOVExANTHRAX]

@Vantherel oh no!!! it hurts so fucking bad! i got a post on youtube calling me a retard!!!! aaaaah! my life is fucking over!!!! hey, douche-fag, i think you could make much better insults if your going to take all that time to type a reply. also, perhaps the comments are fucked up. my bad. i didn't see any of those. and, parhaps i should read more in-detail before i jump to conclusions. however, your use of the word "noob" downplays the rest of your comment, making you look like a douche.

[screamingtrashcans]

@117callum Wow, lmao dumbshit

[nichBez]

@117callum OMFG kid... learn to fucking spell like fuck! I agree with Neo, u need to fucking show up at class

[sonnic1995]

@117callum and metallica stole it from Megadeth devils island

[clarkyboy95]

@117callum you're a dumbass, thats not even the solo from one trololol

[337camo]

@117callum HATER!

[coasterfreak5928]

@117callum If you even knew how One is played you'd realize that this is nothing like it

[invertedchords]

@117callum that was funny as hell, and the failing english made it funnier

[gallespaul]

my 87 year old granny can play this

[Funnine]

Every single comment below me is posted by a complete IDIOT.

The TITLE prefectly reads PARODY, so none of your statements are true, gtfo and go kill yourself, as you know nothing about guitar playing.

[TheSantiagomarquez]

jajajaja .... si te salio muy grosos el chiste ....PAYASOO

[NFSundrgrnd]

ok just saying u fast forwarded the video so that means ur not good ennuf 2 be a good guitar player because a good guitar player is honest and doesnt try to make other people believe that ur good... thumbs up if ur a guitar player:):):)

[edgenchristian]

please learn how to down pick.

[Aleksander304]

@edgenchristian lol.... agreed <.<

[iParatrooper]

You might be able to pull that off if you were better at video editing. You can clearly see when you sped it up.

[usel3ssguitarest]

anyone who thinks this is legit... please, climb the hightest building u kno of in ur area, and jump.

[TheZeppelinMan]

1066 people were right to dislike this video

[FickJaIchLiebeKiffen]

Is this dragonforce?

[StrongestGod]

whos famos for this paint job on a les paul?

[mccheese95]

@StrongestGod Zakk Wylde

[StrongestGod]

@mccheese95 thank you

[shoeme123]

piece of cake

[FLAMINGSTRINGZ]

its um...not funny :(

[blasense]

seeeeeeeeeee como no a parte tu escala esta mal men jajajajaj ponte a estudiar

[thesellouts1]

nice whammy...-_-.....

[wildchildfm]

camera aceleration xDDDD

[lilbullet111]

That wasn't fast forward. I know this guy. He's really fast. BAHAHAHAHA SHOULDA SEEN YA FACES!!

[omar200987]

i bet u can play with my dick !

[makantang]

LOL ahhahahahahhaha

[full0darkn3ss]

it was fast foward.

[xxxxalexioxxxx]

m only liking this because of the queen shirt.

[TheConnyB]

ehh... I dont want to play that.. Ever heard of playing in a key?

[DylanFavouriteMusic]

you sped up the video

[danlash656]

@DylanFavouriteMusic well done einstein! did'nt take a fucking downie to work that one out

[MrMrModernWarfare045]

@danlash656 fuck you ya wankstein

[danlash656]

@MrMrModernWarfare045 haha isnt it the retards bedtime? you've done a whole day of pointing out the obvious now its time for bed you little retard :D

[danlash656]

@danlash656 but you have to be a retard to have thought you needed to point that out,

[mrnobodyouknow]

@danlash656 Your a fucking idiot. You posted a coment that was retarded and uncalled for. WTF.

P.S

It's didn't not did'nt, you screwed your apostrophe up.

[METALBEAST888]

yeah i can play that!!!!!!

[EvanRensi93]

Best... B.C.P.T. vid... EVAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!

[LTLfilms]

i can play that

[bloodymonster23]

betcha you're pissed when you watch this. 

[homestar702]

I can do this. It's called randomly moing my fingers spasticlly on the same string and strumming fast.

[alexskolnick13]

dude, anyone can fast forward a video, you dont even deserve to touch zakk wyldes guitar

[haoliver1]

@alexskolnick13 if he got the money he does and i bet he can play better guitar than you so your are just saying that becouse he cant so you naything

[alexskolnick13]

@haoliver1 im not joking look how fast his hand jumps before he starts, and the notes have no tone and are all tinny..... FAKE

[andriaga]

hoammzzz

[MyNevermindme]

Is that The Ephiphone Version?

[thisismyname1920]

Yea i can do that too lawl

[jamesredfield]

funny noise

[wasthecraic]

Wat th fuk talk proberlii nt likee a fukin simplton

[grymmr34p3r]

@wasthecraic ... the hell?

[YesYouCan317]

dick suckin fagget

[guitarshreder91]

i hate you because you ripped of Alexi Laiho for using Wild Child. only using fuckin zakks name. i hate your guitar its an electric dartboard, Randy Rhoads was way better than zakk. hell Gus G is better

[Blader999]

At least its a bet he can't lose without computer editing

[NearbyHermit]

Haha, besides the real fast playing, that sound is hilarious !

[CyanideMist50]

@Skwissgar666 Dude, when you click the video it says parody right there. Dyslexia..?

[yoyoy0ur1]

lol i DO can not play it indeed XD my fretboard only goes to 21 XD

[yonda18]

GAY

[bervudo]

Ludicrous speed FTW.

[gnortznitz]

It's not that I can't play noisy crap. I simply choose not to.

[ScorpionFan9908]

:)zakk wylde custom bullseye guitar

[MalikDeQuan1]

sped up the vid

[FuckYou0liSyk3s]

@MalikDeQuan1 aww no shit! read the fuckin description.

[delle12]

ur cewl man :D

[RABBZsWORLD]

ps. if you dont know how to spell sense, LOOK IT UP

[fluggenhaffen]

Parody man, no one should hate this. And brilliant guitar.

[IIGAMEZIIFREAKII]

did u speed it up coz just b4 u play it ur body changes very fast an then u do it

[FatKidCookie]

i cant play that :(

[SeanyFens]

God are some people dumbasses...that being the people that dont understand the humour or the light naturedness of this video...nice job though my jaw ddropped before i figured out that it was sped up.

[tart9]

i suggest you add annotations saying exactly what you are in the description because clearly no ones reading it

[dodo4hire]

ok, if that was real. that would be some gnarly downstroking xD... the person to do that in real life would have a real stroke! XD

[elgrau1]

there is such a thing called an upstroke you know

[lighteningboy]

lol

[xXtubeyoublueshoeXx]

fake

[tart9]

@xXtubeyoublueshoeXx REALLY??? I HAD NO IDEA THAT BY "PARODY", "THIS IS SPED UP" and "THIS ISN'T REAL PLAYING" HE ACTUALLY MENT THAT IT WAS A PARODY AND IT WAS SPED UP AND IT WASN'T REAL PLAYING!!!!!

[78Dracco]

Fuct up!!!

[ryankuisti]

ok cool you change one letter and now your not a poser/? bullshit your a douche bag you suck at guitar

[Rubberduckyofdoomy]

well i bet people didn't read the description.

[slipknotisthebomb]

I find it funny how you can't even play it slowly... You suck!

[RPGRuigeRupsxD]

atleast make it sound good speed up faggot

[slayerzzzzzzzz]

i hate rich fuckers like you that zakk wylde sig bullseye's my dream guitar..is that an epi or gibson??

[Neoclassicalman]

@slayerzzzzzzzz its a epiphone and im not even close to being rich its called get a job and save up the money it took me forever to do but i did and thats how i got it.

[papaphilo]

@Neoclassicalman nice reply dude!!also youtube is for fun i would say this about this video : nice!!