Is it Time For Batman to Tone it Down?

[lexx0083]

The Commissioner: Dammit batman! You apprehended thirteen people this past week for lottering, and twelve of them were hauled into the station with poop in their pants, ACTUALLY POOP!!! batman: hmm, only twelve? I must be losing my touch :X too fucking hilirious! Lolz. Thanks cracked for that much needed laugh.

[MoviesFromG]

ARE THOSE FANGS?

[niemakawy]

I love this video so much...does any else think that batman sounds like gaara from naruto though? hahaha

[llovka]

bruce??? I AM BHATMAN!!!!

[BlistElk]

If Michael stood behind the Sarge in a batman suit, the Star Panther would probably just kill him.

[GolaRala]

i love his batvision :D

[Jmasterkillerfiy]

XD a man wearing rubber nipples

[Parkourman2013]

?!:):(

[kh3finalfantasy]

what's the name of the batvision song.

[fezisgod]

@kh3finalfantasy That might have been requiem for a dream

[darthos770]

@kh3finalfantasy Lux Aeterna by Clint Maxwell. It's more or less the climax of the song. (It was playing and is considered the theme song for Requen for a Dream.) =D

[jack11643]

Im going to murder every last one of you............

wtf?lolol

[TWITCHY362]

fear me



[cagedrobin]

LOL shark spray XD

[ultimatefetish]

"There is when it's served up by a man wearing rubber nipples!"

[thegirlinthatbox]

8 people had poop in their pants. Actual poop!

[ForeignWindowFrame]

Sarge?

[narunarulove24]

I LOVED this XDDDD

and I did think the new Batman's were a bit over the top lol

...lol fangs

[KingCharltonHeston]

Oh that's just WRONG. But it's funny! ;)

[lpowns8848]

FEAR ME! NOT THAT! IM GOING TO MURDER EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!

[Poodlepoopify]

LMAO!

" I will murder every last one of you!"

[HeroDreams1]

"Guh! Bruce??? I AM Batman!"... "Sorry - reflex"... "What?!"... "And less knives, like three tops. And normal knives, NOT bat-shaped knives." "Like this?"

Pretty much every line in this perfect 3 minute vid is awesome! Great writing and creativity. Whomever created and pulled off this vid is money. I've watched this vid about as many times as I have Star Wars.

[izzythedude]

"Are those fangs?"

"You like them? Their haunted"

LULZ

[ekf501]

lol big gaping vent! "you were right, it is a vent" XD rubber nipples=cruel and unusual punishment

"I'm gonna murder every last one of you"

Oh wow you guys are freakin awesome! I gotta check out your other vids, I hope they're as funny as this one!

[MsSmiley102]

hehe fear me lol thats funny stuff right there and i mean it so much lol IM GONNA MURDER EVERY LAST ONE OF U that lol 2

[benznick03]

what is the name of that song used during the bat vision scene?

[TomTom40202]

There's nothing unusual about justice. There is when it's being served up by a man wearing RUBBER NIPPLES!!!

[Nirenn]

The thirteenth was DEAD

[Ender1337otron]

lol

"Are those fangs?"

"Do you like them? They're haunted."

[softballgirl4000]

What is it that he did at 0:40 xDDDD?

I don't know what the hell he did, but i laugh every fuckin' time seeing that part. xDDDDDD

[TheRobintheboywonder]

where are you batman?

right here

doa!!

[moviemoviemadness]

so funny!

thank you! FEAR ME!! NOT THAT!!

[TheRobintheboywonder]

three knives tops.

[pcman09]

@JakexFTWx Where does he hiss? I watched a few times and don't hear him hiss.

[dxuhuang]

batman makes everyone crap in their pants ROFL

[DaandeGeus]

It's like a mixture of Batman and Steven Seagal (with the whisper and the violent remarks). Love it ;p

[YankeezRule2]

this vid iiz hilarious i wuz dieing laughing it wuz fuuny lol

[betheleptic]

"I will murder every last one of you!' LAWL

[Joker33vip]

Awsome Bat-vision!

[judasatan]

Feeeeeaaar meee! I'm going to murder every last one of you!!

[Nanuhhh]

hahahhahaha

LOL

LOL

LOL

i want more of these

XD

[horny4ska]

rubber nipples!!!

[pretor92]

allthough this follows the same method as meet the spartans.

[LexiTheShortOne]

he has haunted teeth! LOL! FEAR MEEE!

[SoBeGrL1]

"Are those new fangs?"

" You like them? They're haunted!"

LMFAO sweet

[superrandomcreeper]

im going to murder every last one of you!lol

[brokenjohnny]

Subscribed and rated five stars!

I want to see MORE!!!

[qaizali]

0:38 omg i cant stop laughing hahah this is amazing

[mrmoney512]

ive been dying to try out my bat vision. really what does it do?

nothing! oh wait it does this. hahaha

[MetaHollowed]

uhhh...Bruce? I am BATMAN!!!

[qaizali]

loool

[starz953]

FEAR MEEEEE!!!!!!!1!!!111

[Cheeko826]

Bruce?

I am BATMAN!

Love it!!

[JARSfilm]

Excellent ! This is extremly funny 5/5

[noteshade]

haha like three knives, tops!

[InvaderDeviLin]

do you like them? they're haunted. *nods*

[invisiblekid2100x2]

I hate this video soo much. Im sick right now, and my stomach hurts. Especially when I laugh lol. DAMN YOU FOR BEING SOO FUNNY!!!

[neonXdarkness]

I just laughed so hard I almost peed my pants.

Actual pee!

[chilchix]

lmfao!!! oh it hurts

[Numaltar]

it's "lux aeterna" from "requiem for a dream", actually

[mhkpor]

the song is "requiem for a tower". great video btw.

[wowmat]

can anyone help me with which song is played when the batman vision is on???

[ImBatfan]

Actual poop!

[ThePhantomSafetyPin]

And not bat-shaped knives! Normal knives! XD

[VenomousCarnage69]

LOL!

[Bobzeaux]

1:49 - I don't know why, but that bat-vanish looks cool to me. *lol*

[henkman00]

3:20 ''those arnt muskets'' lol thats from Star trek the next generation. season 1. episode uhm...Q who? no that's season 2...uhm Q something...Q Q Qpid? hide and Q i think....lol.

FEAR MEEEEE!!

NOT THAT!

(for a sec i thought he was going to do the Tarzan yell!!)

[LuvRemyanJack]

lol, i know, tarzan yell would've been hillarious!

[brohan914]

"You like them, they're haunted."

"Theres nothing unusual about JUSTICE"

"maybe a dragon or a giant gun or something"

hahah everything is gold

[microphonebandits]

You're right, it's a vent!

[OneAndOnlyBob]

hahaha

[mrgabest]

Fear meeeee!

[LNTxX1101]

"OnlY 12 ? I must be losinG mY touch"

"The thirteen was dead of fear"

Batman: ahaha showinG his new fanGs... LOL

I like this Batman!

"And less knives, 3 knives, top And not bad shape knives, like normal knives"

Batman: "like this" while almost pockinG an eYes LOLLLLLLL

[jls7596]

lol "IM GONNA MURDER EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!!!!!"

[jls7596]

i must be losing mah touch.

[Kohaco]

You like them? They're hunted!

[ZoeMCRfan]

Llol 'FEAR ME!!!!' that bit makes me lul so much

[MrPrestoTV]

kinda funny

[catzblu999]

If i hear requiem for a dream one more time I'm going to puke

[Vicemary]

I like his horse callander lol such crack!

[RebeccaOTool]

Commisoner Nathan Lane, Everybody. XD

[4068923]

I love the way he says "Thank you" :3

[starlightandbeachy]

i love gordons accent

This is just funny.

ARE THOSE FANGS?!

[Numaltar]

this is gold. "are those FANGS???!!" rofl!

[jflubeckham10]

"And less knives, like 3 knives tops!" haha lol!

[TheProffesor10]

his bat vision plays requiem for a tower movement 4!

i love it!

[BlackAZNDragon3]

Fear me!!! lol

[peopleplz]

"oh wait it does this" hahaha

[azriel959]

"MUAHAHAHA!"

'are those fangs?!'

rofl

[norms29]

'do you like them? they're haunted!'

[embletini]

That was hilarious, especially the knife bit. 'and not bat shaped knives'... classic

[shadowenglish]

Haunted fangs. ACLU. Great stuff. Great stuff.

[treeclimer9]

those arent muskets posted this too...

[LITTLERAIRAI]

wat did the new bat vision thing do?? start music orw at?

[cfan01]

Hilarious. The only thing I didn't like is the "I'll murder every last one of you" line; Batman doesn't kill, it's a main theme of the movie.

[lennylasher]

That... That's the joke?

[Dreth363]

It's a miracle you didn't complain about the fangs.

:\

[Exar46]

Love it cant stop laughing A great way start your day Thank you!!

[eye909]

Fear me!

[israelword]

Ok I have had enough.... bring Lex back or I am gonna... I dunno... call you George Bush or something like that... ..ok?

[Lazerjo2000]

LOL

[hellopoppet06]

This is so funny hahahah.

[TechnooFreak]

when he was talking about the fangs he was like

"do u like um?" RIGHT THERE!@@@ he should have said "They were on sale at the 7/11 down the street thought i would try them out" or something along those lines..

[Emre004]

I'm going to murder every last one of you!

[Emre004]

This was hilarious!

[CardsMagic]

hysterical

[cindybeckner]

needs ore views,deserves it.

[nunezchuck]

A man wearn Rubber Nipples ;)

HA HA HA H TO THE MOTHAFUCK A

Good Job Guys

[TheKiji]

Use a real knife.

Like this?

HAHA priceless

[peopleplz]

hahahaha

[RobinClone]

"Are those fangs!?"

"Do you like them? They're haunted."

LOL! Epic win. XD

[t3hPATTERS]

I'm going to murder every last one of you! hahaha

[crazysully]

-Are those FANGS!?!

-Do you like them? They're haunted.

This shit is comedic gold.

[KillFilmVol3]

OMG THE ENDING ROCKED!

[gogotrapmap]

HALARIOUS I laughed the whole time

[heeh2]

thhis has got to be one of the funniest videos iv ever seen

[nightdagger112]

i want to test my batvisson

what does it?

nothing oh wait the do this "dramaatic music"

stop it!!!!!!

lmao so good XD

[UberNeuman]

Bravo, gents...  and look forward to seeing more from you....

[chilliebean]

"there is when its served up by a man wearing rubber nipples!" ha ha priceless

[ishingo69]

The thirteenth was dead! Of FEAR!

[pfizzle007]

thank you for clarifying that line for those of us who have short term memory loss and can't remember what happened in the video we watched 15 seconds ago. I appreciate the helpfulness.

[azriel959]

You're welcome! I'm always happy to assist those suffering from a debilitating memory loss.

[roopdaug]

the end was funny

[TransformersMatrix]

FEAR ME!

Batman is Batass I mean Badass! :)

[cindybeckner]

"ARE THOSE FANGS!?!yes,you like them?theyre haunted."

[banglarswapan]

lol that was really really funny. in the end he is change his pants..lol

[stendulker2]

LOL.

[adiyo011]

I love it when he shouts stuff when he jumps out of the window. XD

[navvellines15]

"FEAR MEEE!"

"You were right its a vent"

"I'm going to murder every last one of you!"

Classic. :P

[navvellines15]

This is ridiculously funny.

Love it!

:D

[themaltesebippy]

Very funny!

[Fitzcard]

Are those fangs!!!!!

You like them? They're haunted.

[ryno1405]

hahahahahaha wow, thats great

[JaBoy3000]

Best ever!

"FEAR ME!"

[frankcastle17]

It makes sense that htere's a vent or something. That's the only way he can always disappear when someone glances away for a second. lol

[iqbal55]

"Eurgh! Bruce? I am BATMAN!"

"Fear me!"

HAHHAHAHAHA i love this video i've seen it so many times. it has to be one of the best cracked videos

[HALEYeww]

hahaha, requiem for a dream theme at 0:40

[SuigetsuHiboshi]

Shark spray belt!!! Ultimate batman in-joke!!!

[shadowenglish]

Go ACLU! Go haunted fangs! Go rubber nipples!

[pkjosh92]

"FEEEAAAAR ME!"

[UberWank001]

Well done. LOL!!!

[reginaldoramjet]

"You brought in 13 people for loitering and 12 of them had poop in their pants, actual poop!" "Only 12? I must be losing my touch..."  "The 13th was dead!" So funny!

[deadj1m]

"OF FEAR!"

lol

"are those fangs?!"

[reginaldoramjet]

True dat, one of the best things on Cracked.

[Mackerelman]

"FEAR ME!"

"Not that!"

"You were right it's a vent."

"AH AH!"

"I'm going to murder every last one of you!"

[zartanbuddah]

I love these spoofs of dark knight.

[Haze01Smash]

"Fear Me!" "I'm Going To Murder Every Last One Of You!" Good stuff.

[Naminator236]

hahahah lol bat-vision!

[jardine64]

lol this was up on there website forever ago. Bring back the week in douchebaggery!!!