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  • 5:07 it says SLUT on the mailbox

  • Maaaan, you are one pathetic loser

  • its ok! im a limo driver!

  • Dude! The tea and strumpets part isnt on here!

  • that's a nice set of hooters you got there!!

    I beg your pardon?

    0.o oh the Owls, they are beautiful.....

    lol

  • 3:36 epic Jim

  • I cannot contain myself from laughter.... my cheeks hurt

  • Why you going to the airport?, flying somewhere?

  • "How you guess?" "Nahh... Saw your luggage" :D

  • Lloyd: So where you heading?

    Marry: Aspen.

    Lloyd: Mmmmmmmm California Beautiful! xD

  • That was very creative tighty whitie. Tell Mark i said what up...

  • best film ever, shit vid tho mate

  • The splicing on this sucks.

  • Whoever uploaded this is a fuckin moron... The fact that it keeps skipping clips makes it as good as watching nothing.

  • haahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaa

  • The actress who played Mary (Lauren Holly) did a great job in this film. I can't think of any other actress who could put up being abused by these two idiots HAHA.

  • Flying somewhere?? lol

    

  • omg. jim carrey is the best

  • mmmm california...beautiful

  • "I GOT ROBBED BY A SWEET OLD LADY ON A CART".

    LOL XD.

  • the part in the limo where he turns around to talk to mary thats straight up my grandpa

  • 5:49 used to do the same thing.

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  • ''good bye my lov...... screech crash airbag''

  • LOL Aspen. hmm California beautiful

  • Harry....  I took care of it..... Hahaha

  • "Not after all we've been through...' He just took her to the airport...

  • the jogger XD

  • throw salt over left shoulder its good luck throw salt shaker with a guy its a bonus lol

  • i got worms lol i laughted so hard XD

  • I miss Jim Carrey.

  • Why you goin to the airport? Flyin somewhere? How'd you guess?

    Well I saw the luggage and noticed your ticket and so I put 2 and 2 together! (smirking)

  • 2:22, hahaha, how bout a hug?

    thats something i would do.

  • You can't triple stamp a double stamp!

  • don't you go dying on me hahaha

  • Harry: Where's the booze? Lloyd: I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming. Harry: Oh, no, no. Lloyd: Come on, Harry. Harry: It gets worse. My parakeet, Petey. Lloyd: Yeah? Harry: He's dead. Lloyd: Oh, man, I'm sorry. What happened? Harry: His head fell off. Lloyd: His head fell off? Harry: Yeah. He was pretty old
  • "New Jersey?" LOL

  • "A looot of bad drivers out there" hahaha

    "euh...Lloy..."

    "SHHH, just go"

  • "A looot of bad drivers out there" hahaha

  • Harry, I took care of it.

  • pause at :17, his face is priceless

  • what is the name off this music? 0:37 and 3:00

  • @BergenNorwegian wish I knew :-(

  • @homedogdigity hey dudes, it's an instrumental version of the song by Nik Kershaw called "Wouldn't it be Good".

  • @BergenNorwegian Apache Indian- Boom shakalaka

  • @supinski50 not what i meant is 0:37 and 3:00

  • @BergenNorwegian

    Todd Rundgren composed the score, but the music isn't on the official soundtrack. Too bad they didn't reissue a more complete soundtrack when the unrated DVD came out. There are many more tunes missing from The Cowsills, Nick Cave, Crash Test Dummies, and more. Easy to purchase online, though.

  • @BergenNorwegian Boom Shakalaka by Apache Indian. dope song. amazing movie.

  • @qubobcat25 no im sorry thats not what im looking for is this song with 0:36 3:00 with just a classic music

  • @BergenNorwegian The bands called Green Jelly

  • @TheAtomic1234321 im sorry that is not this song what im looking for is music with instrumental version classic and rock on this 3:00

  • Apache Indian - Boom Shack-A-Lack

  • @Skyprey no is not that song and classic rocks is no singing on this 0:37 try again

  • @BergenNorwegian I think it was composed for the movie. It's called 'Love Theme' by Todd Rundgren. Check out this video... /watch?v=KIoaxm_Sf18

  • @143601 YEAH i found it thank you so much i have looking for this song for every where how can i thank you:)

  • @BergenNorwegian  boomshakalaka

  • oh they cut it just before.... tic tac sir?

  • my favorite part is at 07:01, when lloyd is pointing at his best friend .. haha

  • one off the best part is the pee scene and when the police man drink,s it. 7:29

  • @MOVIEBOYification you'd keep your mouth shut if ya knew it was good for ya buddy, pumpkin pie hair-cutted freak

  • "Don't worry, I'm a limo driver!" classic

  • PULL OVER!!!!!!!!!

  • no its a cardigan but thanks for noticing!

  • "No, in the movie they catch up to him a half mile down the road and slit his throat... It was a good one huh huh"

  • "You are one pathetic loser...no offense"

  • Best comedy movie EVER!!!!!

  • "Sir no! Don't drink..." "You'd keep your mouth shut, if you knew what was good fer ya buddy."

  • you forgot

    "we have no food, no jobs our pets heads are falling off!!!"

  • "I hate good bye's :'( "

  • lmao "don't you go dying on me."

  • your more likely to get killed on your way to the airport *explotion in the bak. XDD

  • "Move it or lose it, sister!"

  • @GOPJ00 hahahah aweful joke!!

  • @Fuzorz its not awful.

  • @GOPJ00

    Fun fact: The airplane captain at the bottom of the escalator, when Jim Carey says that line, is my Grandpa. He's no longer with us, sadly =(

  • @Jaikodragon so sorry. my condolences.

  • lmao this film is beast :') i crease evertime i watch it :L

  • "IT'S OK! I'm s limo driver!" freakin love this movie

  • farelly brothers are genius.this movie and kingpin are my mytical movies of farelly brothers

  • kick his ass, SEABASS

  • i got worms

  • "Tic tac, sir?"

  • why are you going to the airport? flying somewhere? ;)

    ..how did you guess? xD

  • you are one pathetic loser hahahahh

  • the 90s had great films

  • great movie

  • excuse me! little old lady! lol hahaha

  • aspen, mmmmmm california beauutifal

  • he said toss not throw the the entire salt shaker 6:45 to 6:52

  • @Halo55691 thats the funnny part about it dumbass

  • CRIPES!

  • Harry- lloyd! that tha whataya. PETEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A HEAD!!!

    Lloyd- Harry.... I took care of it.

  • Ah!! MARRYYYYY!!!!

  • austria haha lets put anutha shrimp on the barbie hahaha classic.

  • 4:45 lol Rhode Island SLUT.

  • I got worms!

  • you SOLD my dead bird to a BLIND kid??

  • damn u cut out the best part when she answers the door lol

  • @steviekeyz he also cut out "eenie, meenie, minie, moe!"!! O_O

  • LMAO

    COP- 'pullover'

    HARRY- 'no its a cardigan but thanks for noticing'

    hahaha this film is funny the whoole way through

  • Nice boots man!

  • @421FILMS *"killer boots man"

  • Shhhhh just go

  • New Jersey?

  • HAHA 00:50

    lloyd: so where you heading?

    mary: Aspen

    lloyd: MMMM california Beautiful!

  • pull over :))

  • "goodbye my love!" then airbag ejects LOL

  • Yea i'm not kidding here, this is probably the funniest movie ever made.

  • well, I HAD this cousin...

  • Huh yea harry I got fired

    Mhmm so did I

    Wow ur pathetic hahahahahahha

  • austria! well...G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!!

  • thats great....

    great movie...

  • At 5:49 "It feels like you're running at an incredible rate Harry!" Hahahahaha

  • mmmmmm californiaaaa, beaytifulll :D :D :D kakav lik covece :)

  • "dude keep your mouth shut if you knew it was good for you..then LOL

  • used to watch this movie over and over ! Still love it lol

  • "IT'S OK, I'M A LIMO DRIVER!"

  • I love the way Jim Carrey says "I like it a lot" at 6:31.

  • Im a limo DRIVER!

  • there are no best scenes.... the WHOLE MOVIE IS A BEST CLIP!!!!!!

    damn dumb&dumber is a world culture movie!!!!!

    no oscar to this movie this movie deserv the NOBELPRICE!!!!!

  • @AuszucktesGfrast they don't make comedy movies like these anymore...it's sad.

  • KICK HIS ASS SEABASS!

  • 3:17 is the funniest wave i've ever seen

  • whos this austrian actress?

  • Elle Macpherson

  • pullover. no its a cardigan but thanks for askin.  yeah killer boots man!

  • err lloyd! sshh, just go. hahahaha i always say goodbye like that because of this film

  • lmao mmmmmmmm beautiful

  • 5:06 says rhode island slut

  • its ok I'm the limo driver !

  • "Where ya headed?" "Aspen." "mmmmmm CALIFORNIA! Beautifulll."

  • they always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?

  • 0:30 hahaha ive bin knocking like that ever since i seen that part

  • "Who's the dead man that hit me with the salt shaker?" Does anyone else realize how fantastic that line is? This is a genius fucking movie, it really is.

  • i desperately want to make love to a school boy LOLOLOLOLO

  • give me that empty bottle?sir i wouldn't do that? yeah?you'll shut your mouth what's good for you?tic-tac sir?get the hell out of here

  • ''when u have the time to pull over i got to go pee''i can't pull over now go wiz in one of the empty beer bottles''watch the seat watch the seat'' ok?alright''uh oh i can't stop peeing once i start i stings grab another bottle quik ?ok''hold that?hurray ?what r u a camel

  • wow.... lol

  • this song is in scream

  • Shrip? We dont say that

  • "DON'T U GO DYIN ON ME!" HAHAHAH

  • Lmao. "Why are you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?" "How'd you guess?" Oh, i saw your luggage. And when i noticed the plane ticket I put 2 and 2 together" lmfao

  • 5:48 lloyd what are you doing?

    it feels like youre running at an incredible rate harry ROFLMAO!!!

  • It's official, Llyod is dumber

  • Good Bye my LOOOOOOO WHAM!

  • The greatest film all time! You couldn't even compare this film with any other film! Jim Carrey is a LEGEND!!!

  • why are you going to the airport...flying somewhere?

  • what's the name of the song at 3:02 ? :P

  • its called "the love affair" by dick walter. av tried to look for it everywhere but i cant find it.

  • It's ok! I'm a limo driver!

  • @queenmalka you mean "It's okay! *quickly WHIPS OUT the i.d.-card* I'm the limo driver!"

  • The fact that you all are even disputing or talking about his accent is pathetic. he was trying to impress the woman and that is the bottom line.

  • The difference is, in a movie of this ilk, he should screw up the accent. But if he was a stand-up comic, only the good ones would get it right. Poor stand-up comics do not get accents right. But in this movie, he's supposed to get it wrong, like everything else.

  • I got worms

  • hahah ahhh saw yer luggage

  • Carrey is a genius

  • 3:08 just wins.

  • 5:41 to 5:57 ha ha ha ha ha ha

  • 6:18 Excuse me Flow , haha too funny :D

  • i love that part i got worms so funny

  • thats a lovely accent you got there, new jersey?

    austria.

    aah arstria good day mate!

    genious!

  • You are a genius aswell.

  • lol you trying to take the mic?

    or is that a compliment?? haha

  • It's actually not that good of an Australian accent. I know as I am one. Sounds a lot more English.

  • i never said it was a good austalian accent,

    i said it was genius

  • Oh really now? thats just wonderful. considering that he thought Austria was Australia, I'm sure we all looked for the authenticity of his accent.

  • He isn't a guy on the street. He's in a film that cost millions of dollars made by the richest country on earth by a country mile. So I would have thought they would authenticity-check things like accents, unless of course they intended for him to get it a bit wrong, which on reconsideration is probably more authentic than if he got it right, with the movie being titled "Dumb and Dumber".

  • I'd say that he got it a bit wrong on purpose mate.

  • its not supposed to be a good accent retard. its supposed to be funny

  • In fact, if it actually sounded like a real Australian accent, it would undermine or belie the title, Dumb and Dumber. So it is the technically correct choice to err on the side of inauthenticity.

  • goodbye my laa lol

  • Its Ok, I'm a Limo Driver!

  • 8:29 hahahahahahahah the best!!!!!

  • 2:51 hahahahahahaa

  • pumpkin pie hair cutted freak..jajaja

  • tic-tac sir? hahahha

  • aspen!mmmmmm california beautiful :)

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  • i got worms