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  • Very funny "stuff"

  • who was so bored they just typed in stuff 

  • I came here cause I searched stuff.

  • @chuncy09 omg same lol!

  • Great reason to downsize!

  • STUFF! nuff said..!

  • He is my favorite comedian and this was my favorite show he did. I was too young to see this live of course but I saw it on TV in the early 90's and loved the guy right away, then by chance I got to usher a show he did in 1992 in New London Ct I had to stay for the same act twice but I got to meet him. He was a very friendly very nervous and very kind to the group that met him. He used my nickname as a funny name for a Pope on Carson a few weeks later. Pope Spud.

  • You know, George Carlin used to be funny, but he turned into s really shitty comedian ever since he died.

  • @Uninvited642 Carlin would LOVE this haha.

  • i love stuff

  • RIP: reincarnation - in - progress

  • @reservedbelieber George would have said "fuck you" if he heard you say he's going to be reincarnated or he's in heaven.

  • @ProfessorOwen true

  • :balls:

    

  • Amazing how someone can manage to say the word "stuff" 59 times under the time of 5min 8sec Loool

  • I'm from Hawaii and when he said Honolulu, I was proud of this island.

  • @mrchoung05 I did and it's about 59 times

  • lots of people have to much stuff

  • does the word "stuff" sound weird to anybody else now?

  • how can anyone dislike this?

  • @hunterxjumper1 The Sellers of stuff lol

  • why is it that comedians are better philosophers and make more sense than our politicians?? lol

  • @sosofresh360 They have the ability to speak there mind and get paid for it.

  • @sosofresh360 because politicans are jsut figureheads lol

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  • @sosofresh360 There's a very obvious reason... Sadly ;(

  • @sosofresh360 Cause they think for a minute :)

  • Thumbs up if you tried to count how many times you counted if he said the word "stuff"

  • He truly is the funniest old fuck I've ever heard

  • Damn he's hilarious.

  • I just love this man. Thanks a lot for sharing this vid!

  • LMAO this is great stuff!

  • This guy knew what George was saying long before George even thought of it!

    Search for "I Got Plenty O' Nothing", Porgy and Bess on YouTube and listen to the lyrics!

  • MAKE IT SO PEEPS CAN SEE IT ON MOBILE

  • Anthropologists learn about ancient people by studying their stone tools, pottery shards, etc. In other words, their stuff. Like it or not, we're defined by our stuff.

  • @carlsetzer GOOD POINT!

  • "supply lines are getting harder to maintain" LMAO

  • "Their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff" hahahaha awesome!

  • This is, I believe, my George Carlin favorite. I'm a minimalist married to a pack rat!

  • Great man, great intelligence, great wisdom.

  • wow the things you do when your bored

  • thank you sir

  • RIP George, I am sure you are doing a show with Bill Hicks in heaven.

  • STUFF

  • Did anyone ever see George Carlin smile?

  • shit!!! I realized that meaning of the life is "stuff"

  • Googled the word stuff, now I'm here.

  • I think he's up there now, smiling down on us!

  • @UncutTuts Carlin was an Atheist by the way who said if he found there to be a heave he he would jump. He didn't like the ideology of Jesus where if you didn't believe in the Son i.e. one is a skeptic (such as Mother Theresa was for many years before she died) or even a slight skeptic, then one should have a horrible after-life with gnawing and gnashing of teeth at the gates of hell.

  • @11xzxzxz No shit are you fucking stupid? How could you like Carlin and not know his work and ideology. Geez, some people, oh, you're one of those types? lmao I know his work

  • @UncutTuts Yeah idiot as if I am supposed to know if you are a fan or not.

  • @UncutTuts And uncut, lots of people like Carlin and don't know his ideology. Geez some people your knowledge of human nature is abysmal .

  • You know, I think he's down there now, smiling up at us!

  • @UncutTuts You know, I think he's down there now, laughing at us!*

    Fixed that for you.

  • @UncutTutsthat made me : )

  • R.I.P George Carlin.

  • widgingu

  • 3:27 WTF is he doing

  • George Carlin was the best, I remember when HBO had the New Years Eve shows w/George Carlin...great memories :o)

  • 1986? Unbelievable. We miss you, George!

  • did he do cocaine or was he just like that?

  • @gardengrowsevenonefo he was fucked up at that time but still one of the greats

  • "Want Less - Suffer Less" - the Buddha

  • Love you George, where ever you are now...its still true, and you hit it right on the money. We are all caught up in putting more things into our stuff boxes. Can't let anyone have -more- stuff then -me-....

  • Only George Carlin can get an audience laughing just talking about stuff.

  • this just shows how materialistic people are

    - Anglacer™

  • Hey I have money, keys, comb, wallet, lighter, hanky, pen, cigarettes, contreceptors, vasoline, whips, chains, whistles, dildos and a BOOK! Ok...maybe not dildos...

  • one word can describe Carlin.... Genius

  • In this performance why does he remind me of Chuck Norris?

  • To much stuff in the world

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  • banks took back millions of homes back and going back for more

  • George Carlin sounds incredibly black in this performance.

  • @TheFatMan45 ....In a good way that is

  • A few days ago I walked to a K-Mart and taped a sign to the front door "take what ever you like" and several people later that day were found stealing stuff from K-Mart only to be released of the charges due to my sign /Facepalm

  • he did not remove any of that stuff

  • What do you mean "You Guys" just because I type fast does not mean I do not know how to spell smart guy I only put there because when I type fast all my grammar goes out the window But when I am Focused on typing Properly I type properly minus the caps

    P.S. I am not black so do not think the "you guys" was a racist thing........

  • Most people have to much stuff.

  • This. Is. Funny. 255 people have shit instead of stuff.

  • this would make a great childrens book if you think about it

  • Whips, chains, dildos and book... that is my everyday purse.

  • There's a memorial at my university that has the quote "We are the stuff dreams are made of." I know it's a classic quote, but it always makes me giggle to see the word "STUFF" engraved so formally on a monument :D

  • one of the saddest moments in my life was realizing that i will never see him live

  • @robertsonator you mean... you will never see him LIVE

  • @robertsonator one of the happiest moments in my life is seeing another person live and i talkin about another jackassss but like someone special or an intellectual or somthin'

  • YOU'VE GOT SHIT ALL OVER THE WORLD

  • Some weeks ago I removed the lock from my storage room and added a message saying "take whatever you need" because there is just some stuff I don't need. And I felt great. And I saw what others had behind locked doors: broken and obsolete hardware! Useless crap! Behind locked doors! Geez..

  • He made's me laugh every time I hear his skits. 

  • true bro

  • stuff just lost all its meaning. XD

  • Thumb up if you got here by typing "stuff"

  • wow

  • inanimate objects that won't die with us. We spent $55 billion + over the weekend on stuff while humans on the horn of Africa struggled to get food and medicine to survive. Strange perspective.

  • @wojovox Teleportation will change the world.

  • @planetofthescums

    sure.....how does that tie into my statement?

  • @wojovox OH, uh... sending food to 10,000 people 10,000 miles away is too expensive.

  • @planetofthescums

    If they still rely on charity even through teleportation the problem of starvation wouldn't adequately be solved. We need free and equal trade and we need to engaged in it within those countries. If anything bring in aid via technology to help bring about a sustainable means of living. Take Edun clothing for example. It's made by Africa sold throughout the world and the profit goes to Africans.

  • @wojovox The problem now is that getting food, vaccines, and things to a location in the middle of nowhere costs many times more than what is being sent.

    Whatever the teleporter costs to operate is the cost of trading.If you wish to explain your idea of "free-trade" be my guest. Don't just assume I know what you are talking about or that I can't read a text-book definition.

  • @wojovox I know what free means. I know what trade means, putting them together means nothing to me. A trade/barter has to cost you something, or you haven't traded.

    Are you talking about taxes?

    Trade "isn't free" in the US unless you barter with someone.

    Are you going to barter with someone in Africa? You have to pay for transport; it is a lot cheaper to transer funds into an account than to use the money in the account to actually buy something in Africa not *IN* Africa.

  • @wojovox Equal trade? IF you have equal trade, again you haven't really traded. We may as well just keep our sticks and pretend we traded., this is essentially a realisitic version of the free trade scenario, but even equal trade cannot be free.

  • @planetofthescums Beam me up Scotty!

  • watched this on black friday! XD

  • stuff now sounds like a foreign word i just learned a few minutes ago

  • Black Friday is the day to buy more stuff

  • 5:01, Bring the stuff you know you're gonna need: Money, keys, comb, wallet, lighter, hankey, pen, cigarettes, contraceptives, vaseline, whips, chains, dildos, and a book!

  • this is some good stuff lol

  • 2:11

  • was that the end?? awww i need more stuff from George Carlin!

  • George doesn't sound like an ASS-HOLE in Thomas the train.

  • George, because of the occasion, probably heavily edited this piece confining himself to using only the word "shit" from his normal repertoire.

  • Rest in peace you sauteed racoon's asshole on a stick!!! :)

  • How much times did he say stuff?

  • @SoDamFresh33 58 lol

  • "Their stuff is shit, and your shit is stuff!"

    George also said, "Have you ever noticed how anybody who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anybody who drives faster than you is a maniac?"

    What he didn't say, I forget who did, is, "An alcoholic is a drunk you like. A drunk is an alcoholic you don't like."

  • My first time seeing this after a recommendation from a friend. This is great to see especially in this economy. I am not American but I am living here and I've always believed that Americans like to collect 'stuff'. For middle America, thats what its about, buying 'stuff' all the time. I think thats part of why we are in this economic mess: people wanting money to buy more 'stuff'.

  • their stuff is shit, and your shit is stuff!

  • I miss you man :(

  • 251 people don't have Stuff

  • The way he acts in this version of the routine is a carbon copy of another time he did this routine....and it's hilarious both times =D!!!

  • Why couldn't Pat Robertson die instead :(

  • R.I.P. old man you was the most awsome

  • @MrVmBear one of the great thinkers of our time... no one can put words together like this man... and now we need him more than ever... what a shame he's gone but his body of work will live on...

  • It's hilarious when you can make a speech like this that makes you laugh but also has a deeper meaning.

  • ... and a book!

  • there stuff is shit and your shit is stuff

  • @SLIpKnOt4evVvr "their" stuff...

  • @SLIpKnOt4evVvr their* :-)

  • @SLIpKnOt4evVvr

    fucking parrot

  • @SLIpKnOt4evVvr their* wtf is wrong with you guys ? can't make the difference between "your - you're" "there-their" "than-then". it's not that hard you know...

  • @SLIpKnOt4evVvr *Their

    P.S. Fuck yeah! A maggot who likes George Carlin too!

  • thumbs up if you typed in stuff.

  • RIP

  • the word stuff has lost its meaning to me

  • Thumbs up if you came here from Supered86 Impressions

  • Someone should count the number of times he says 'stuff' in this bit.

  • @MarcusTrinnias and drink every time he says it

  • thumbs up if you got here by tying stuff

  • Whistles, Dildos and a Book... you sure I need the book?

  • Good comedy is wisdom with a punchline. 

  • The first thing that I do when I got to a hotel room is turn on the t.v. and watch porn like Bill Hicks used to do! But then after I do what George Carlin does and start unpackin my stuff...money, keys, comb, wallet, lighter, hanky, pens, ciggarettes, contraceptive, vasiline, wips, chains, whistles dildos, and a book!

  • @TommyWright13 i voted for your comment just because of all the morons who voted for your comment. you mean to tell people/ fans/ spectators/ of George Carlin that you've never thought of this 'stuff'. that doesn't make him one of the best philosophers. Basically saying that is as relevant as George Carlin tlking about his 'stuff'. Classic Youtube videos of Legends like George Carlin and the likes of them is apparently now in the likes of "your stuff".

  • @W6S0A4 Ha ha, holy shit dude, calm down, most of the comments I make are when I'm baked out of my mind.

  • @W6S0A4 haha! that's cool. i was in a slightly different mind state when i wrote that comment dude.

  • I hate it when a few of the audiences went over the top with their laugh, seems unnecessary 3:29

  • Only Carlin can go on a 5 minute rant about "STUFF"....

  • @TommyWright13 he was a humorist ... with cool theories ...

  • What could anyone possibly dislike about this?

  • Thumb up if you got here by serching "stuff"

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA when he starts putting stuff away on vacation in honolulu hahahaha it hurts im laughing so hard lmfao

  • yeah, I always bring my whips, chains and dildo everywhere I go

  • @IscinPostremo sort of describes playing Terraria too, idk what the hell im doing in that game cuz i have everything but im just jumping around and doing "stuff"

  • @TommyWright13 no he wasn't. lol. take a philosophy course before you say shit like that.

  • @CrimsonKing101 This is the internet, its no place for facts and logic

  • Right at the end. That's all the stuff you need.

  • Best comedian ever.

  • now i have an addiction to word "stuff"

  • Fucking love you George

  • @TommyWright13 Nah, he's just the funniest ;)

  • I just realised this perfectly describes what it's like playing Minecraft.

  • 245 people dont have any stuff.

  • 245 hoarders dislike this video

  • @CJOLL4 clutter anonymous trolled this video.

  • this is the first damn video i have seen that didn't skip the second to last second.

  • Has it ever occured to you, when somebody says a word too many times... and in the end that word seems funny yet meaningless? Weird stuff...

  • He was funny and third eye opening.

    Killuminati

  • classic. rip g

  • This is the first time i havent seen him wear a black shirt!

  • @ryanowns5 Well, he's not Steve Jobs. :-P

  • yes

    

  • Tramp's opinion on stuff.

  • wish i could double like this

  • arrg

    

  • The late-in-his-life, cranky and cantankerous "American Dream" bit has been flying all over the place lately because it's a shocking bit of truth that's brutally honest. Not very funny, and that's why so many despise it. But take a second look at this bit. Listen to the laughs. Times were good. Carlin's presentation was what people expected. And then you really listen to what he was revealing. He was on-target then. He was on-target when he got more brutally honest.

  • The late-in-his-life, cranky and cantankerous "American Dream" bit has been flying all over the place lately because it's a shocking bit of truth that's brutally honest. Not very funny, and that's why so many despise it. But take a second look at this bit. Listen to the laughs. Times were good. Carlin's presentation was what people expected. And then you really listen to what he was revealing. He was on-target then. He was on-target when he got more brutal. Who wants the façade?

  • @carnatu666 So you're going to punish Google and reward Microsoft? Seems a little off-center for (what I assume to be) an anti-corporate move.

  • @Brotassium00 i said bing on the fly, whatever i don't care much for youtube drama