The 12 Step Program of Pedophilia - Ascension Zombies 1

[iiiSteve44]

You said giving a blow job would SUCK

[iiiSteve44]

It's funny because you said you were doing it in your moms bathroom and that's how much of a shit you care about us haha i see what you did there

[Br13Fc4s3D3fuZer7]

Where's my high five?

[guss25100]

theres a fucking party and he's commentating.gayy

[gdsmalls1]

@guss25100 Hes cooler than you. so shut up

[hawkssoccer03]

think about it guys. this is the day that the cops almost tazed him. (his brothers 19th bday)

[wschort]

nothing gay bout getting your dick sucked

[TheRedWall89]

Giving one would suck. hehe.

[Kgtv05]

Wait so this video was done just before the cops busted in...

[MynameisBillybobby]

Little did Taylor know what is near future held........ :'(

[Jacob577277]

hello taylor, i am from the future! you are going to be raided by the cops very very soon! get everyone out now!

[gdsmalls1]

@Jacob577277 it was funny cause i was there

[SuperUntied]

this is the day of the cops that broke in your house NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO run Taylor runnnnnnn

[hoodman12]

You calling me a ho made me want to be the one to give you a BJ... Until you insulted MLP.

[kenyanassassin]

"Im filming this in my moms bathroom! this is how much i give a shit about you" I see what you did there. lol

[Mrpandaofdoom]

I fucking love you Taylor.

[D0wnWithMainstream]

Thus the cops heard he was commentating

[MuzzaHukka]

Either I've turned colour blind, or the whole video is in Black & White

[dowiczdope69]

@MuzzaHukka This map is black and white until u turn in the power

[MuzzaHukka]

You said rate, I didn't like, I FUCKIN' LIKED!

[MrAceofsharks]

Watch out for cops

[GimmiACracker]

wut da hell you call me

[TheTwigz25]

yeah if only comments flowed into the past so u could know about the cops

[lightfabric]

The Cops ARE COMING!!!

[scathman321]

i'm from the future, LOOK OUT FOR THE COPS, THEY ARE COMING!!!

[Kurtplox]

Was this video made hours before the police broke in??

[gunsrfuns]

7:25 giving a blow job would suck, would'nt it? think about it.

[BigKiddStats]

i had a sony VIOS, then i took a Macbook Pro to the credit card... LIKE A BOSS

[MrSwaper619]

Your probably not gonna believe this, but I got THREE iPhone 3g's and NONE OF THEM worked for more than like 30 seconds...WHAT. THA. FUCK?!?!?

[TheNwd44]

funny to think he had no idea some cunts were gonna raid his home

[Zeku12]

1:19 tiolet, moms bathroom, and he gives a shit!

[pwh1999]

>>>?y werent u raving to dubstep?<<<<

[Fanofjambi]

hi taylor i have a question! would you cut off your hand as a decoy to escape 500 zombies if unarmed except knife?

[thedoctor27982]

your awsome

[IceCreamCakeSauce]

All knowledge has merit, Taylor

[hoipoephoffd7]

OMG sup HOES immediatly subbed liked

[HigginsRising]

owls playing hockey? hmm.....

[rellik26889]

Sara had an owl fetish. But since bestiality is illegal, she settled for Taylor.

[Ironicfail]

u got a fucked up mermaid in my head :|

[MRKill3R99thefirst]

if it's like not makin out I would kiss my mum in public infact I do like right after football

[otrg13]

@MRKill3R99thefirst you said "mum" so you must mean soccer

[MRKill3R99thefirst]

@otrg13 No I'm friends with this english guy so he has me sayin mum I play ameican football

[MRKill3R99thefirst]

@MRKill3R99thefirst American*

[UMBR4an1ma]

Good choice on the Macbook Pro, I got one for graduation and it is amazing, you just have to personalize it

[lfssmitty]

Why are you so fat?

[KleeKoSwag]

@alexpatapan451 funny because i dont play pubs.. im ranked #1 cod4 in sniping former #34 SoH Mw2 and #54 MSR.. competitive sniping.. randoms like you havnt heard of it..

[420ftw1]

@KleeKoSwag OMG you are soooooo coooooool lil' homie how much pussy does that fake #1 ranking get u mayne cuz thats fuckin pimp son

[KleeKoSwag]

Typo :( 10 years old!

[KleeKoSwag]

Taylor , I hope you are reading this. You are the funniest commentator I have ever seen. Ive been watching you since you made commentaries with your girlfriend ( Sarah ) I was 8 when i started watching you. Im 11 now and still watching! I love your rants! and you are the best zombies player ever <3

[alexpatapan451]

@KleeKoSwag U R WHAT RUINS CALL OF DUTY! LITTLE 11 YR OLDS PLAYING AND SCREAMING AT U IN THE LOBBY

[ospe0301]

ahhhhh

[67854100]

i search gary coleman and this came up... jk luv you

[FearzTruth]

Fish lay eggs...

[Johalven]

"Giving a bj would suck" Well no shit, Sherlock

[CaptainCrunchWii]

like if u did rate it when he asked for it



[srajpvc]

@xKapownd What's your favorite item on the menu of Chick'Fil'A? I prefer the spicy chicken sandwich.

[BenjamminVB]

dubstep>echo

[goosemuffin1]

7:25 giving one would ''suck'', haha i see what you did there

[timosoa]

lol who luaghed when xKapownd called himself dumb asshole douchebag? XD

[SyCo888]

If I drank your blood, would I become half owl?

[eledude5000]

any thing is better than dubstep

[DrBoy1e]

I completely forgot you had a serious girlfriend at one point. I remember the commentary when you finally said you guys broke up. Can't believe I've been watching for that long.

[TheKittenLover69]

Where do you go to college?

[dajavinator]

YAY MAC!

[FuZzGamingLOL]

if you could pick 3 other youtubers to take with you for a zombie apocalypse who would they be?

[gerrardfc8]

Would you rather watch your parents have sex everyday for the rest of your life OR have it with them once and never do it ever again

[JasonNLG]

"I just went out and bought a macbook pro" YOUTUBE MONAYYY!!!!

[mrbend17]

@JasonNLG

[MrYahtzee5]

subscribe to my channel!

[knightk44]

giving a blowjob WOULD suck wouldnt it

[roeinator]

what happened to call of the dead part 3??

[collinsemi87]

Taylor: 1080p? You're spoiling us!

[christianulmer]

you liv ein saint louis? holy shit i do to

[mpwner11]

I think Taylor is a good looking guy, he gets me all flustered when I see his face. All Homo

[mpwner11]

Yote started the toliet commentary, you know in the bathroom!

[13pearldrummer]

The My Little Pony thing is people than any children in the United States

[360MW21996]

dubstep <#

[pacotown25]

"giving one would suck..." lol

[Undeadsg]

? i got a ps3 for xmas. do u think i sould get mw3 or black ops? is zombies worth the 45$ i would have to spend on dlc?

[TomoYoMomo15]

@Undeadsg Get Cod 4.

[xIceex4Life]

Bronies are the shit, Taylor. :(

[DontserXakaDX]

i wont rate : i want you to find where i sleep :)

[impalas1966]

TAYLOR I WANT MY HIGHFIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MasterSwordOblivion]

Taylor can u find something funnier than 24

[JayManNinetyFive]

@MasterSwordOblivion 25

[Madmonkey070707]

He plays xbox in his bathroom! How?

[FirstInLiine]

@Madmonkey070707 This isn't live commentary ;L

[TheMasterman150]

@Madmonkey070707 His was commentating in it!

[MrRubberducking]

whoooooooooooooo zombies is back in town

[BuffaloWingSauce]

what exactly are the 12 steps of pedophelia???

[coffee7676]

MAC! i went that route too after 3 failures of a pc laptop.

[ColinMcRaeTR]

zpp zppp dubstep shit... mm nice :D

[lilone9052]

why does he usually bring me down at the introduction part of the videos?

[TheAbk1997]

mac HELL YEAHHH

[TheDeni993]

I like how murka replies to comments

[xDownR]

if you were a pokemon, what pokemon would you be?

[Azzerathe]

You seem off, everything okay in the Taylor world?

[GreenEyedSerb]

I am a gay brony pedophile and I've found this whole episode to be offensive.

[eatmysink]

Like for Sarah.

[YouPlayer911]

How ironic. I was in the bathroom taking a shit while watching this

[pivotpigs]

APPRECIATE THE BOOMINGS OF DUBSTEP YOU HIPSTER HATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gunmayhanda]

where do you take questions? twitter?

[o48Mike]

I watched this whole video for the last like 15 seconds...>_>

[foundede]

Dude, what the hell is wrong with your voice?

[xKapownd]

@foundede I had to do a lot of this in 'whisper mode' since there were many peeps at my home.

[foundede]

@xKapownd OH OK \0/...erhmm, i meant oh ok, carry on sir.

[owenlongman]

DUDE ID RATHER LISTEN TO DUBSTEP THAN YOU

[Acemadura08]

what would you do if your friend did something mean to you

i would shit in his cup

[Nickmanq]

WOULD YOU RATHER: Watch porn WITH your parents, OR, Watch porn OF your parents?

[htdtr]

@Nickmanq watch porn of my parents with my parents!

[DontserXakaDX]

@Nickmanq OH!

[candyrapper46]

@Nickmanq is there a puke option?

[lazyluigi101]

@Nickmanq Nice question!

..Both. >:D

[randomguy67548]

@Nickmanq of

[enriqueDFTL]

@Nickmanq with >_>

[delorean622]

@Nickmanq with

[Nickmanq]

@Nickmanq

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS:

Watch porn of your parents, and never tell them.

OR

Watch porn with your parents, then murder them.

NEXT QUESTION:

INCEST

or

BEASTIALITY?

[IIRsGodII]

@Nickmanq OF, i would bhe able to finish without feel awkward during, but awkward afterward. but i'd get over it a lot faster

[TehxGibz]

@Nickmanq Would you rather be forced to watch your parents have sex once a day for a month, OR take part in the sex (one time) and never have to watch again?

[thehally97]

@Nickmanq obviously with, that is disgusting

[adamthreethreethree]

I would kiss my mom, my father is a horrible and abusive parent.

[xKapownd]

@adamthreethreethree I'm very sorry to hear that.

[impactedNEO1177]

@xKapownd Favorite sport Hockey, Football, or Basketball

[TheRealFake19]

2 hours a day? Sure... :P

[4ll4h786]

lmfao from ur moms bathroom

[boika61]

Hey taylor, Not saying a like one better, but since your in college, i think you should have gone with a PC for the sole reason they are much cheaper. Other than that, glad to get some more content from you :)

[joeyoh9292]

I don't care about MAC vs PC either.

But PC > MAC, js.

[Lbj4555]

Why don't u stop being a nerd and go the party ;D

[xXEpicallyInsaneXx]

You're doing a commentary in the bathroom because that's how much you give a shit about us. That is irony, right there.

[dukefree350]

would you rather have sex with an 11 year old downsyndrome japanese girl, or michael jackson now? o.0

[16Brandan]

the audio quality is sick!!!!!!

[RyNsWoRLD]

If I did it, my price would be high (over a million), but the main thing that would put me off is the kissing, that's kinda too intimate, when you're just banging a guy, you can just close your eyes and think of england (or girls).

[JonnyB565]

Yes Taylor, you are a dumb asshole douchebag, but thats why we love you!

[greyster6]

lol you give a shit in a bathroom! GET IT OR ELSE.

[Subject151]

9 people are watchig this video in their moms bathroom

[HipsterAmir]

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

[mikeiznowere]

I think your one sexy mumma dont you ever say that!

[misterev3ng3d]

what's your fav colour? xd

[panda4232]

you have a plane ticket to anywhere in the world. where would you go and why?

[sophieamygracehales]

I would do you ;)

[MisterNogas]

you were in your mother's bathroom recording this? well, I'm in my bathroom watching it while I take a dump, I guess we're even

[nowak234]

How many girlfriends have u had and how many times have u had sex?

[TehPurBlez]

all my freinds watch my little pony.... i found out a month ago.... its nearly scary....

[camoz10]

Its my birthday so could u just say happy birthday Cameron Mcrae? :) thanks

[ataur268]

0:06 who can see that the rockets have 115 4 its shadow

[CyroWolf]

How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

[LikeForsure1]

The real purpose is of life is to spread your seed.

[Sn1p3rofd34th]

@LikeForsure1 Wrong. Meaning of life is 42.

[PoweredByTheHaters]

variety? come on taylor! you go to college you should know that everyone be rocking the mac laptops in college

[ranchlingger]

i wanted an alienware m17x r3... my sister got an a mac book pro, i got socks, fml.

[realdrizzy13]

Do you ever play wager matches or regular black ops anymore

[machinenumber55]

N.

[Harin414]

Gave a thumbs up.

Gave a favorite.

Gave a comment.

Commitment.

This is what it gets you.

[mikers33]

Dude talk about commitment. I gave a thumbs up. And nice macbook pro. I have a macbook and I got a 8 gig ram upgrade.

Welcome to the mac os X club

[Amir12HBK]

Thank you very much.

I enjoyed from video

[emk1996]

"I'm commentating from my moms bathroom, that's how much I give a shit about you guys."

Lol, you gave a shit, right in ur moms bathroom.

[ryderchumney19]

What you rather whatch your parents have sex every day for a year or join in once??

[JLGCJ]

Would you snowball or have a lemon party >:D

[JuniorFanCirca1989]

Sweet, mah question got anwered. I would do it for 500 Million usd. But honestly, who the fuck would pay that to see my sorry ass to do a gay porno. Or anything for that matter.

[4NightmareOnHelmSt3]

Taylor how is your macbook pro? Thinking about getting one for school (parents are getting me a laptop for christmas) I have an Imac and i hate how you can't put in a bigger hard drive >_>

[ImUnderYurChair]

cream pie or muff pie ?

[JoshSnyderMan]

What did you get for christmas!?

[Gh05tR1dz3r]

Why is your channel name "xKapownd" and not " MurkaDurka"?

[EdwinDaKing413]

If u had to be a female animal, which would you be? And bronies are gay.

[imarandomeer]

"sup hoes, it's taylor" LOL I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

[EdwinDaKing413]

Where do I post questions?

[redbarron220]

If i dont rate and you come find me in my sleep what will you do to me

[PENGUlN124]

What's better than winning a gold metal in the paraplegic race in the special olympics?............... Walking :D

[Imrym]

I've never had a huge personal preference when it comes to Mac or PC, but when I got my own laptop I sprung for a Mac and so far so good, I love the thing and haven't had any problems with it. Hopefully yours is just as good for you :)

[JamesWolfyDuthie]

liked for bathroom comentary :)

[TheMintmtn366]

7:28 " giving [a blowjob] would suck" epic pun

[STLCARDS52993]

If you were an attractive woman how long would you look at yourself in the mirror naked?

[LazloHouse]

DONT INSULT MY BRONYHOOD TAYLOR D:<