WNBA: Parody of Expect Great Commercial

[Over9000rpm]

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[77Happy77]

None of the people commenting have a wife

[dnttalktomeh]

@77Happy77 Whats the point in staying with one woman dumbfuck.....Stay away from the computer abd raise a child, slut

[77Happy77]

@dnttalktomeh I'm only a teen, moron. Since when it is being a slut to comment? Sluts are have sex with everyone, and I never have had sex. Being a internet tough guy is sad.

[dnttalktomeh]

@77Happy77 Whats the point in having a wife?

[Cheesiethecheese]

@77Happy77 get rid of that extra "are" and have" then people might listen

[77Happy77]

@Cheesiethecheese Shut up grammar nazi.

[MissDeeCole]

expect yeast infections

[46Imthebest]

anyone would say that

[24Ornella]

lol at everyone hating on the wnba. Im pretty sure if you played one on one with any of those women, you would get smashed. it's really easy to run your mouth when your behind a computer. but nba isnt really that exciting either. if you;re a true basketball fan you would rather be watching college ball.

[DETshockfan]

@24Ornella hahaha u a true basketball fan fasho cus i swear ill watch college basketball over the nba and wnba any fucking day

[wade2bosh]

@24Ornella college sports are college sports. sports is entertainment. and we wanna see the best. only americans care about college sports.

[24Ornella]

@wade2bosh dunking doesnt necessarily mean your the best.. you see ppl in the nba that can slam the ball, but a 13 year old can shoot better than them :/.

[Ginasarah2009]

@24Ornella  good point!

[TheVCBaller]

my god you sexist pigs the wnba is not that bad basketball is basketball and girls can be good at it to id love to see you beat sue bird 1 on 1

[airHaakon]

@TheVCBaller Its probably a boy named Sue

[TheVCBaller]

@airHaakon  PIG

[airHaakon]

@TheVCBaller Ohh your cooking swine for dinner, cant wait.

[TheVCBaller]

@airHaakon >.<

[RandyNeps21]

@TheVCBaller fuck up, it sucks DICK and you know it

[thesilencer2551]

Dam man grow up

[Limon76DL]

Where "LeBron making more dunks in one game than the whole 10 years of WNBA" happens

[bigblackracoon]

0:16 LMFAO look at that lady with the follow through even though she shot an air ball,priceless.

[aeroeguy]

Yeah this isnt sexist at all, its just a very boring league

[bpenn1000]

if you put together all the bad plays in the nba it will look like dis......sexist

[iswthunder]

@bpenn1000 No it wouldn't. A strong HS basketball team would give the WNBA trouble. NCAA womens' teams use non-NCAA athlete male students to scrimmage against because they are better competition than their own bench.

[bpenn1000]

@iswthunder Yes It Would..All The Airballs And Missed Layups..Yes It Would

[KOliverJones]

Expect Layups.

[Synicaalescape]

lol 0:22 players do that in the NBA all the time xD

[MegaHappyFaceMan]

0:27 broken nail *sigh* out for season

[ridor9th]

The guy who produced this stupid video -- their mothers should beat them savagely.

I'd approve that.

R-

[rbaines007]

I can watch this video unlimited amount of times...it will never get old. Good job guys!!!

[DEXtr1p]

women belong in the kitchen. not on a fuckin bball court

[highlyaroused83]

@DEXtr1p fuck you women play the game way better and more heart than men will ever play!

[pizzle012345]

HAHA WNBA is a joke

[iamquita3]

The wnba is the best...young girls finally have a league that they can look up that has sucessful basketball players...I really look up to the the WNBA

And u just showed clips of mistakes that even the nba does!

[ElConquistadorNo1]

If only they were capable of delivering mediocrity

[HooliganMovement]

@drcka18 WNBA is as great as your English.

[RFU231]

@drcka18 Yep..typical..Call someone an idiot yet use the worst grammar in the history the planet. "This women are great and you are idiot.." Oh and "That's stupid video.."

[CedarPointDoWork]

wanna hear another funny joke. womens rights 

[litdan]

lol i went to a junior highschool girls game today and they at the end of the first quarter it was 2 to 2.

[hermom2]

@litdan lmfao thats brutal, my school junior girls basketball team is 0-11 and they average 9 points per game, the whole team!

[litdan]

@hermom2 yeah whenever i want to laugh i go to a girls basketball game its so funny watching them miss open layups.

[handzihoop]

haha ok soo the wnba is a joke ??? yall dnt no half the work girls put in to playing ball .. ion see none of yall out dere playn ... this is jus too disrespectfull

[rburnsiv]

Not funny. Don't knock it, until you watch it. It's good basketball. Sure they can't dunk, but they can play nonetheless. In my opinion, Diana Taurasi has the best jump shot in the game, men or women.

[MelanicDisaster]

@rburnsiv Actually Id have to say Kobe Bryant has a better jump shot. Just sayin. BTW I hate the Lakers, I just think Kobe is amazing.

[rburnsiv]

@MelanicDisaster Best way to determine jump shots I think would be 3 pt. % and free throws because they're both generally uncontested and they're not dunks or layups. Career: 3pt. - Kobe .340 Taurasi .367. Free throw - Kobe .838 Taurasi .844 (and rising - .894 in '09 and .912 in '10)

[asp1124]

@rburnsiv

Kobe also isn't a 3 point specialist. Why don't you compare Kyle Korver and Mike Miller to Taurasi. And if we're talking about height difference, you should compensate for the height of the defenders as well. Not to mention the athleticism. As well, the line is FOUR FEET closer. It's actually closer than the men's COLLEGE line.

The WNBA is a joke. Basketball is a sport of athleticism and watching women play is awful. Soccer, fine. Basketball? No thank you.

[Christopherwilder47]

@rburnsiv lmao.

[rburnsiv]

@MelanicDisaster BTW, I know the NBA's 3pt line is farther, but Kobe has like 6 inches on Taurasi as well.

[toofresh91]

LOLOLOL...I feel like falling down and laughing.. nice parody

[omarleft]

Them are some napy headed hoes let me tell ya

[killermel23]

Lol we all know the WNBA sucks. Its not there fault they cant dunk. I mean its not their fault. But i mean it still sucks

[Jackobe24]

weak parody.

how can u not have the line "expect pregnancy" lol

[bpenn1000]

@Jackobe24 thats not even funny........they cant help if dey get pregnant..........and if datz why u dont like womens basketball ur a joke

[acp4567]

@Jackobe24 Because no one in their right mind would knock up those dykes.

[childofprosperity]

WNBA rocks compared to the women who never want to swet or get dirty....

[chargamer]

@childofprosperity True

[MyCockIsNotForYou]

My junior varsity high school baketball team > the best WNBA team

and btw we are 1-5 right now lol

[bbeck8123]

all star wnba team, would not beat any men's college basketball team, and there is definately some highschool teams that could beat them... I live in seattle and about 2 weeks ago I found out that the storm is the best team in the wnba.... I pay attention to sports alot and the fact that I did not even have a clue about it shows you how pathetic the Wnba is... they are selling storm tickets 2 for 1 because they can't fill up the bottom deck of the BEST TEAM IN THE WNBA...

[JeZiKa4473]

obviously if you have time to sit at home and make stupid videos like this you have no job or life

[Ondeck40]

@JeZiKa4473 Actually the same idea applies for you, does it not? I really do not see why you should criticize this individual for making a semi-humorous video. I mean its not ground breaking theater...but creative and entertaining. At least this person has some creativity, which is never a bad thing. You should probably think before you write such outlandish comments. Just my thoughts on your comment. Have a great day :)

[MyCockIsNotForYou]

@JeZiKa4473 WNBA SUKS

DEAL WITH IT!!

[Ajwest]

wnba need to wear sexier uniforms like short skirts, sports bras, thong, bikini, or g-string or anything just sex it up. that only reason i watch women's tennis, beach volley, and ice skating

[Crazycriely]

Yeah! So...let's get rid of all women sports--professional or nonprofessional and let's get rid of anyone else who can't play in the NBA. (NOT!)

Look, it's your right to say what you want, but the WNBA and the NBA are different styles of basketball. One is neither better or worse, they're just different. No WNBA player is going to tell you other wise. I suspect you have never appreciated basketball, just trying to get a high from living through the TV and the men who play professional sports.

[OGKarimHaterz]

@Crazycriely

ur right they do play differently. the nba play the game with talent and the wnba plays with whatever it is they have. Lets be honest if u took the any random nba team they would beat the crap out of an allstar wnba team hell teams in the d league could hand it to the wnba players

[illmilman]

well done

[Sanderus]

Actually I'm quite displeased by such hatred towards WNBA and women basketball in general. If you don't like don't watch it but don't insult the girls (who by the way CAN play). They haven't done you any harm.

[whitey83838]

shut the fuck up... they suck...

[arizonamonroe]

alot of sexism. how on earth were u people raised? what gender grew u in their f*ckin body? respect is non existance in this country. disgusting

[orangeman10987]

@arizonamonroe

Didn't you mean non-existent? I swear, give a woman a computer and this is what you get.

[EricandJason]

@arizonamonroe parody..

[thisdayjustbelongedt]

@arizonamonroe how is this sexist? he judged the league based on the quality of the basketball played in it. you saying this guy saying the WNBA sucks is sexist is like someone saying not voting for barack obama is racist

[illbeurcheapnovelty]

@arizonamonroe Oh god shut the FUCK up you whiny ass liberal politically correct non sense of humor having douchebag. Get a fuckin personality ya fag.

[Christopherwilder47]

@arizonamonroe women are not equal. get over it. for some reason women have this weird perspective on the world, they scream for equality yet they dont want any of their perks taken away. they should have to sign up for the draft when they turn 18, fight on the front lines as well. they are weaker by design..obviously. so stop preaching about sexism.

[1231omg]

@arizonamonroe lol it's not sexism it's just this league is boring to watch and it should go. i hate the commerical during nba playoff time cause it annoys me

[final4hawks]

@arizonamonroe It's a fucking joke you dumb-ass negro!

[FLASH2394]

@arizonamonroe y is ur computer in the kitchen

[lancerboy60]

@arizonamonroe well you cant blame him wnba is boring as hell and they all suk and have only had 2 dunks ever thats pretty sad and srry if i dont wana look at air balls non stop

[123rezo321]

@arizonamonroe lol wnba is fuck god awful to watch and they have only had to 2 dunks in the history of wnba

[Mnight069]

@arizonamonroe haha it's funny cause youre a woman. i get it, that's a good one hahaha.

[sunfilufagus]

@arizonamonroe so right

[adi1096]

@arizonamonroe

Get back in the kitchen, whoever gave you your computer ought to be taught a lesson.

[tangleone]

@arizonamonroe SPAM!

[ilovebrandnewcarpets]

@arizonamonroe What are you doing with a computer in the kitchen?

[tacomunch0115]

@arizonamonroe go home, change your tampon, wait seven days and try again.

[theBIGhombreXboxLive]

@arizonamonroe if it's true..........it ain't sexist

[arizonamonroe]

@msunpredictable86 u are very wise. dont let the ignorance get to u. very few people see the world through non prejudice eyes.

[mrl2743]

ahahaha hilarious

[msunpredictable86]

As a matter of fact, Men are good for 3 things, Mowing the lawn, taking out the trash, and penis.

[OGKarimHaterz]

@msunpredictable86

every sinlge major advancemeent in anything next to womens rights (which is impossible for a guy to get) has been made by men.

armstrong, einstein, martin luther king, george washington, newton, shakespeare,aristotle.... the list goes on

u could fill a 1000 page book with just names of great men u cant even fill 10 pgs with womens names.

[msunpredictable86]

@OGKarimHaterz We comin up in the game so dont hate! men feel threatened cuz things are getting better for women.

[OGKarimHaterz]

@msunpredictable86

R u implying that women r better than men

at baketball of all things. R u retareded?

Women cant even dunk

[msunpredictable86]

So what? who cares about a dunk? They are still good. Im just saying that basketball is not just a "male" thing anymore. Women can play too. Times have changed. get over it

[msunpredictable86]

@OGKarimHaterz Ummm u cant even spell RETARDED correctly. There is only one "E" dummy

[OGKarimHaterz]

@msunpredictable86

nate robinson is like tiny and he can dunk so the fact that most women can barely dunk is pretty embarrasing

[bbeck8123]

@OGKarimHaterz by most you mean two?

[airlinerpilot13]

actually men are good at everything.. im sure we would be good at giving birth too.

[msunpredictable86]

@airlinerpilot13 whatever, but yall are not smarter than us.

[RequiemForABuckeye]

@msunpredictable86

Suck a dick and cook a steak, slut.

[msunpredictable86]

Tell your mom to do that you faggot. You can help her suck a dick while you take a fat one up your ass, you gay ass cocksucking faggot

[airlinerpilot13]

earlier you stated that females are more intelligent than males and that too is a false statement! Males are actually the more intelligent of the two. Most geniuses are actually men. And of course the smartest man to walk the earth was a man who goes by the name of Einstein.

I find your argument that females are more intelligent males completely irrational and it amazes me how you manage to survive each with the knowledge you have.

[msunpredictable86]

@airlinerpilot13 LMFAO!! R u serious? Dont make me laugh. I know it was a guy who made this stupid, silly ass video, also if men were soooo smart, then why when a woman comes up in the world or says a statement, men always have to stoop low and retaliate, or ridicule it. Thats really dumb to me. They cant get over it, and deal with it. Us women dont do that. If a man says some dumb shit, we leave it alone and move on. Get over it!

[airlinerpilot13]

Where are you getting your facts? You're just bluring all this garbage out with out having any back up what so ever.

[msunpredictable86]

@airlinerpilot13 Also, the maker of this video shows how much men REALLY know!Nothing but being ignorant

[msunpredictable86]

Im stating facts based on everyday observation. If a woman makes more money than a guy, he is intimidated by that and wont be interested in her. When a woman works in a male dominated field like construction, they talk shit about her instead of congratulating her. Or if a girl beats a guy at something, he gets upset and makes stupid remarks? Shows how mature and smart yall REALLY are

[Ginasarah2009]

@msunpredictable86 well said!

[PatAnnW]

I'll be this dude can' t beat the bench warmers of the WNBA. Men are very threatned by athletic women and don' t want women to get a lot of admiration for anything that doesn't have us pulling up our skirt.

[OGKarimHaterz]

@PatAnnW

women are only good for sex.

thats it

[msunpredictable86]

@OGKarimHaterz men are also good for grilling food lmao.

[thebbc23]

too bad, as a high school freshman I was able to score 24 on a USC basketball commit while she scored 6 and had as many TO's, just what happens when girls try to play with mediocre white boys

[AaronRodriguezTV]

haha, wnba sucks

[gooee34]

does anyone know the beat of a song right before a commercial comes

[StrosB4Hos]

lol has the WNBA turned a profit yet....

[wilmach5500]

there's nothing sexist about saying women are bad at sports, it's just a fact, if women are so skilled wouldn't they be playing on teams with men and actually have fans?

[blankismyname02]

they have a lot of fans. and many women are great at sports. tennis, soccer, basketball, etc. the ones in the wbna, or in college, or maybe even a kid. yeah they miss, but its cuz theyre human too. they make mistakes... ok i got to admit nba players r bttr than some of the wbna players. but that doesnt mean u hav to tease them. and some of you ppl who r also agreeing with this video, u guys probably suck more than girls that play sports!

[wilmach5500]

@blankismyname02 I don't think that everybody who says women are bad at sports thinks that they could do better. It's just that women and men at the "same" level are unevenly matched. The wnba all star team could probably never score on the worst nba team and, the boys hockey team from Warroad high school beat the US women's olympic team (who are one of the best womens national teams). Also for the wnba finals last year, the owner of the home team gave away 7000 tickets...7200 people came...

[kaygie12]

ok sooo fuck all u sexist mother fuckers.i bet half of u lazy fucks have never even played the game of basketball.soo until u do shut ur asses up! n i guarantee u dumb fucks wouldnt say that to a girls face because ur dick would probably get ripped off and shoved down ur throat!or atleast i would do that if a guy said that to my face.u guys cant live without us because all u think about is sex and sports soo lay off the sexist shit or otherwise u should consider takinm it up the ass u jerk offs!

[ctiger69]

Nobody wants to see the manly looking women play basetball. Put some hot girls out there and make them wear hooter oufits. Dyke ball sucks.

[SteveJohnsonDammit]

and this is why you play basketball...and live in the hood.

[whereulead0002]

i woman, and this was amazing.

wnba sucks no joke.

im sorry, who actually watches it?

[ladylion1424]

For all those who want to mock women's sports I hope one day you have a daughter, niece or girl you love who wants to play sports. Then I dare you to look at her and tell her women can't play, they suck, no women's can ever be good at a sport. Why put women's sports down, is it really necessary? You don't see any of NBA guys trashing the WNBA and for good reason. They actually know a thing or two about basketball and have seen how good these women are. So stop hating already.

[motomike8012]

No NBA guy trashes the WNBA, because everyone already knows how bad they are, so there's no point in repeating it.

[cragmac1000]

Not catchphrase, slogan is it?

[cragmac1000]

That should be a catchphrase for all of womens sports: "expect mediocrity"

[stubs31]

Why do they still have the WNBA?

[cragmac1000]

Because ESPN was too pussy to cut a deal with the NHL and bring back hockey out of the 2004-2005 lockout year so now ESPN cover "womens-everything sports" and ESPN has gotten worse off for it.

Remember the ESPN NHL Tonight, that was kick ass, but it's gone to move over for, Poker or Women's pool/volleyball/baketball who-the-fuck-cares-about-this-­manner-of-shit-sports?

ESPN get yer balls back!

[ILoveAnkles]

wow mediocre would've thats high hopes

[flamerggame12]

Lol omg who makes those huge airballs like that in the NBA? Thats why people mock the WNBA all the time.

And queen lebron, if you dont like the "parody" go watch something else. No one told you to watch these vids, if you wanna be all over the WNBAs jock go watch the amazing WNBA Slam Dunk Contest LOL!!!!!!

[QueenLeBron]

hahahahaa stupid dumbass! go and get a life!

you're just talking such crap. Try to beat me 1on1 then you'll see that I'm better than you will ever be. sucker!

[BratvaTV]

I have no idea what you look like, how big or fast you are.. but if youre a woman, Im certain I can beat you one on one.. lol

[eternalsoljaboi]

i dont think its possible for a women to beat a male in basketball! lol yall suck. it would be a good match up to see a wnba team go against a middle school team.

[bball7chick7779]

ohhh well im sorry that you wouldnt even make that middle school team. any girl in the WNBA could kick ur ass. so shut up

[eternalsoljaboi]

lol the day that happens i think a women would be president. lol but then again we all know that will never happen

[QueenLeBron]

sucker!

i bet u have lost against a little girl, that's why u're a hater!

haha. dumbass.

[goarmy18]

Wow your stupid. Your never gonna make anything of your life. Mens basketball is way more important then Womens. Women are good for 3 things, Cooking, Cleaning, and Vagina. Also a varisty Highschool Team could beat any wNBA team. It might be close tho. But stil, Your just a stupid bitch. Mean seriously "QueenLebron". How fucking retarded are women these days. Theres very few that are cool. Your just a fat bitch that doesnt know anything about sports.

[FragLimiT77]

Well done parody. It's just how I see it.

[viny5633]

HAHAH HILARIOUS

[Pain5155]

hahahah this guy is the man, fuk the wnba and all who defend it.

[knowyourenemy50]

mediocrity is far too generous.

[dontSmokeJK]

womens basketball....what a joke.

[tonyspizza1800]

@dontSmokeJK if you think women's basketball is a joke, then check out diana taurasi. i have some videos on my channel.

[MattVallejois5]

you guys wanna hear a joke?

the WNBA :)

[YouAreRazasSlave]

LMAO!

[bball7chick7779]

ohh haha u guys wanna hear a  jokeMattVallejois5 shut the fuck up

[wnbaluver23]

the fact that he'd even take the time to do this shows you have no life.

quite hating on the WNBA i'd like to see you beat even one of them.

[filipinatina]

The funny thing is he probably can. If u can make it on your mens highschool varsity team u can at LEAST make it to the WNBA

[Piotrasdabadman91]

u spelled quit wrong and the fact is that he probably can beat a lot of them, most players that make the highschool tams can.

[TheMidnightToker0]

mizbball, ur calling him dumb for watching a "wnba sucks" video when he doesnt like the wnba?

[rzymicompas]

you think u r funny? stupid id*ot

[quelleboi]

lol out of line

[24857300990]

The wnba marketing staff is stupid to use the NBA slogan and tweek it will only make some not all compare the two and even if you like the wnba there is no comparison. I have tried watching a whole game of wnba but was unable to it was too slow and boring. This game could not keep my attention I do not have that situation with the nba

[Orioles1997]

This is very insulting. I'm a straight dude and I'm telling you the WNBA is a great sport.

[maduker]

A straight dude? you must have been born a woman then.

[Orioles1997]

Lol Nope.

[lkfan45rocks]

I like you Orioles

[TheMaleChauvinist]

yeah your heterosexuality is as present as Michael Jackson's affinity for grown ups

[americandreamer7]

WNBA isnt a sport

[Hack227]

As much as I hate to admit it, this video was so true and quite entertaining. I love your honesty and think you presented it perfectly.

[willferrelsux]

I'd love it if Candace Parker wiped my butt all over the gym floor

[ddubdawg]

I appreciate the time and effort you took to make this and it is, IMO, a remark on the marketing of the league moreso than on the play. Obviously, you could take similar clips from NBA games and make a farcical commercial as well. It ain't always pretty, but I love the WNBA because they play hard always.

[welovelakers]

last comment

first of all, i can watch watevr the fuck i want so dnt censor me

second, thts not evn a legit arguement thts jst bullshit. it dnt happen in the nba cause they're better

thirdly, you're talking out of ur ass and i could light you up

finally, your a bitch and i dnt like ur attitude

goodbye

[dwRaLau3]

respect in wnba...........!!!!!!!!

[welovelakers]

ahaha

well i hope a professional athlete could beat me at their sport.. tht would be pretty sad if she couldnt..

as for u...

idk, watevr u say honey.

and yes, a few quarters is enough to determine wat they can do.

a basketball game isnt like a movie

[welovelakers]

uhmmm not a full game...

but ive seen a few quarters

[welovelakers]

they work harder but nothing comes out of it

thts the point.. if u work hard and theres no result, then wats the point( like the wnba)

a d3 mens team could beat a whole team of candice parkers

[UMdCuzImStylnOnU]

lmao..yall dudes are mean...but funny too