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  • Didn't know they still made 256K camera phones.....

  • wtf u record this with?

  • did you record this on your deodorant stick?

  • @kris7bs Nice one, did you find that in the bottom of the joke bag?

  • @xioxio38 I actually like that joke...it made no sense at all and was by default original.

  • That every dollar for a pixel thing is retarded. there are 76,000 pixels in 240p, so you'd have $76,000 for all your idiots that cant' count.

  • @mostcallmerob its a joke you fucking retard

  • @kaelon34s you're a joke you fucking retard.

  • @mostcallmerob you took a joke on youtube waaaay to f'n serious.

  • @Turbo05Dodge i wasn't being serious about it. trolls go and find every video in 240p and paste the same thing over and over, it's been out there for years.

  • 31 people + drive that rich fuck car. (gay) audi.

    and they're MAD bro.

  • 240p we meet again..........

  • Haha fuck the TT Noob!

  • filmed with a potato

  • HD when its best.

  • If i had a dollar for every pixel in this video.... I could still see that the jeep won.

  • бля,на таких машинах ездят а снимают на говнокамеру

  • Ooo nice toothbrush video .

  • haunted by 240p

  • ahhhhh jeep lovers, so so cute

  • I don't think u ever saw what a soupped up srt8 does, look on YouTube a guy has one with 1700 hp that beats Yamaha r1 in a 1/4. I think ur civic loses. And there r tons of people who have over 1000 hp in these things they don't play. And they have one of the best digs in the world and it's a suv again.

  • And I'll go pink slips. And laugh when I have my friend drive ur car off.

  • Audi suck. Just accept that they are a glorified vw. I leased a a4 and it blew the turbo within 18k miles. That to me is crappy craftsmanship. And whoever said that a 1.8L would beat a 6.1L hemi is fucking stupid. Go drive ur crappy car off a cliff. And I've watched Audi tt get destroyed by mazdaspeed3 bcuz of me. And my srt8 is faster than it when it wad stock and it's a suv that weighs 2 ton. So if u want to talk some smack I live in Georgia and we have a drag strip and I'll take everyone of

  • @ramshaw01 You sir are severely handicap. $100 Says I know a Certain Civic that would shit on %95 of cars street legal. You're right it is a 2 ton suv but it also has a lot of torque and horsepower. There are plenty of cars capable of beating the SRT8 simply because of it's size.

  • ES QUE ANDA DURO ESA CAMIONETA

  • He recorded his video with a potato :D

  • @BassLoverDari

    Naah, Granny smith. I Can see colors a bit...

  • @buck9859 looked like jeep pulled ahead off the line but then the audi slowly started to pass him. Id say audi but only by a car length or so

  • was this taped on a calculator :|

  • is it just me or do jeep srt8 owners think they can beat any car?

  • I didn't want to see who won anyway..

  • @buck9859 LMMFAO!

  • wut the hell did u record this with a toaster?

  • @buck9859 if you look at the description it said the audi buy 3 bodies... jerkoff

  • if i had a dollar for every pixel in this video...i'd have a dollar.

  • @CustomG35 If I had a dollar for every person that has stole this comment, I would be freaking rich!

  • @meturoid13 cool story, you should put it in a novel

  • @CustomG35 Why thank you! I think I will! :)

  • @CustomG35 hahhahaahahahahahahahaha

  • @CustomG35 Actually you would end up with quite alot of money:$240

  • @buck9859 was it really that hard to read a description

  • @buck9859

    LMAO!!!!

  • Half of you trying to talk about anything audi makes me want to tear off my head.

    There was no tts in the us or uk.... TTrs mk2 are just being released... this tuned 1.8 obviously destroyed the srt8. There was a 3.2 v6 which had more horsepower than the 225 1.8T stock but tuned would have no chance..

  • Pfft.. I can buy an LPM kit for a JGC SRT8, still be $5000 cheaper and suck the front headlights out of that Audi as it gets destroyed.

  • @lacrymist1976 Congratu-fucking-lations.

  • @TheKatoom Thanks.. I-really-fucking-appreciate it

  • @lacrymist1976 Do you want a metal for that? Who cares, This video is history, thaudi won that race, it is done. Why dont you put your money were your mouth is, buy the kit, and find some one with the same audi as in this video and make your own video of the race and I would love to see those head lights come out of the audi as it gets beat by your jeep.

  • @dpimpchris Do I want some metal? No, but Ill take a medal. 

  • @srt4slow

    What the hell are u talkin bout??? The Jeep didn't won, the TT did by the length of 3 cars (as u can clearly see and read in the discription)..... Buy yourself some glasses

  • audis rape all

  • The guy in the Jeep obviously doesnt know how to launch his car. In a automatic you need to get the torque converter as high as it can by holding the break and gas to about 2800+ rpm while in 4x4. Then drop the brake and mash the gas. The Jeep would have jumped out to a 4 car advantage. If the Jeep lost its driver error not the car.

  • @leebannerman

    1st: How do you know the TT doesn't have automatic as well?

    2st: Why should the Jeep "jump out" at all? It has 60 hp more, but wheighs like a ton more than the TT. Automatic won't give you an advantage like that. Get your facts right Jeep-fanboy, Jeep's no chance to an Audi like that, period.

  • хуита?

    

  • Read the info Audi wins by 3 car lengths

  • 21 people drive that slow silver car

  • @The415guy lmfao

  • TT-R ?

  • @NikKast1981 Race version.

  • @IdThat Last time i checked theres a TTS and a TTRS but no TTR....

  • @NikKast1981

    There are.

    Try google next time.

  • @IdThat Never seen that on the Street, only TTS and TTRS.....Perhaps it's not sold everywhere who knows...

  • @NikKast1981 I've seen probably 3 or 4 TT-R's and a TTS or 2 here in Colorado, but never a TTRS.

    Guess it's just location.

  • @IdThat Well i live in the EU so perhaps the TTR is USA oriented only ? Who knows...

  • @NikKast1981 Maybe, who knows.

  • @IdThat There is no such thing as a TT-R stock from Audi. TT, TT-S, and TT-RS exist.

  • if i got a penny for every pixel in this video, i would have one dollar

  • Hell yea, mudded SRT 8 still raped that Audi

  • So who the hell won cuz u know we cant really tell from this far

  • that's how a jeep should be, dirty!

    otherwise get a gay-ass audi ;)

  • that's how a jeep should be, dirty!

    otherwise get a gay-ass audi ;)

  • @budheishion ...why buy a audi when you can have this jeep clean....street sport trucks look stupid dirty.

  • WASH the JEEP??? Isn't that an oxymoron?

  • @SpYder9007 ..its a street sport truck, not a off road truck...

  • @lukejenn If that truck isn't an off road truck, then it isn't a Jeep.

  • @SpYder9007 ha.

  • @SpYder9007 This. The fact that the SRT8 actually has mud on it makes it so much more awesome.

  • its a jeep they are ment to be dirty they just look better that way

  • @MaxwellProductions09 ...not this one.

  • its a fuckin jeep they are ment to be dirty they just look better that way

  • ever heard of a CAR WASH yeah i kno its a new thing rite

  • @imking7 your funny

  • Why wash the Jeeps? They're meant to be dirty.

  • @JimmyJames6784 like your moms butthole

  • @strikersman2005 I thumbs up to that comment... make me Lol...

  • Audi win xD

  • was this recorded with an onion

  • @MrSinghsays haha fair enough man everyones got there preferences and theres no denying that its definitely pretty damn quick

  • who would ever buy a jeep srt8

  • jeep srt8 dominates screw audi it sucks it is always trying to v=challenge mercedez and bmw but bmw and mercedez always beat it but still shityy camera

  • @iluvchoas the audi won but the jeep is fast out of the hole and vw's and adui can beat bmw's all day long and vw makes mercedez.

  • @1d9o8g9 I want to slap you for saying Volkswagen makes Mercedes vehicles.

    Volkswagen makes Audi and Porsche. That's it.

  • @spprtatpscm Volkswagen makes SEAT, Skoda, Audi, Porsche, Lamborghini, Bentley, and Bugatti. BTW

  • @matt2294 Yea I forgot those but definitely not Mercedes.

  • @spprtatpscm Read about it

  • @1d9o8g9 Don't need to when I know ;)

  • @spprtatpscm you need to read more before you want to slap someone VW own and make the fastest production cars in the world.

  • @1d9o8g9 Actually I don't. All I need to do is bring my hand back and strike it across your face.

    I didn't know people needed to read about how to use their hands. Also, please figure out how to put your sentences together. Maybe read some more Dr. Seuss so you don't make the mistake of combining two sentences together. I honestly do not know what you're saying when you say "want to slap someone VW own."

    The world's slowly becoming more illiterate.

  • @spprtatpscm I dont know who wrote this but it is not me I wouldnt write something like this , dont know

  • nice rides :)....um...but shitty camera :(

  • taste is personal but l like dirty cars

    l don't know how but l'm rally fan

  • This video was taken in Russia. Roads are dirty as shayt 8 months in a year. Wash it. 15 minutes later it looks just as dirty as before. That is why a car wash business are so successful. Lotsa anal owners ;) 

  • True Jeep owners leave mud on their Jeep. Its a pride thing. Get used to it!

  • wash tht thingg

  • If I had a fucking monster like that I would make love to it, after washing it though!!!!

  • it looks cool dirty

  • jeep is dirty

  • FAST !!! how it went in corners ???

  • TWO VERY GOOD CARS

  • So like.. Who the hell won? are we sposed to assume that shit?

  • the funny thing is that you don't see a lot of videos of the jeep srt8 racing other cars in its class. & thats because who the hell owns a Q7 v12 (for example)? i mean its amazing German engineering but you just don't see many around

  • jeeps are sick but too heavy gear ratio sucks but not bad for a suv beats most cars on the market.

  • Who won?

  • GET POOPED ON AUDI 

  • the TT s tires lift off the the ground

  • jeep loses again...just a quick launch thats all

  • Every video i watch with the SRT8. The SRT8 Destroys the other car, pretty sick. im getting one next week. Well that or a camaro. Hard decision.

  • @mochopz ew ew ew ew ew get the jeep

  • @mochopz camaro! its just as fast stock and way cheaper to modify. the jeep should be fast its 425hp and awd. i would rather have a ls3 ss camaro with the clutch and a big cam.

  • @BLACKLACDTS dude the new jeep is way easier to mod than the new camaro ss which has only been out for a few months. The srt8 jeep is faster and doesn't cost that much more. It's been out for 5 years!! that fast back in '05 so there are plenty of aftermarket parts and what not

  • @drippinblood28 i have to disagree, the parts for the new hemis are ridiculous!!! a cam swap,headers,full exhaust,bolt ons and drag radials and you can run mid 11s in a new ss. i know the jeep is fast and i love them! even almost bought 1!! until i seen how much the parts were! how many low 11 second jeeps are out? not alot but theres already tons of new camaros and they only been out a year!!!

  • @BLACKLACDTS what are you talking about? if you look well online you can find prices very low easily and a camaro ss can NOT run 11 seconds stock so I don't know what you are talking about. Btw, the camaro has only been out in dealerships for only 4 months. The jeep srt8 is just as fast as the camaro...they both do 0-60 in 4.9 seconds! and both have 13 second quarters, but the camaro's interior sucks a lot with dangerous blind spots and uncomfortable seating.

  • @drippinblood28 i never said a ss can run 11s stock! lol re read what i said. and camaros came out in late 09 not 4 months ago bud. i said what mods it takes to run 11s in a camaro ss.

  • @BLACKLACDTS yeah sorry, the camaros arrived about 6 months ago in L.A. so that's why I must have thought that. Whatever, I am just biased towards jeeps because I like the brand and I like SUVs

  • @BLACKLACDTS also, on youtube look up "jeep srt8 camaro 2010" and there will be about five videos with a jeep srt8 against a camaro 2010 (both all stock). In 4 of the videos the jeep wins easily and in one of them the camaro slides by by a little less than a car length so i think the jeeps are still faster. if you have one let me know when you race a jeep srt8

  • @drippinblood28 i think the jeep is a beast and would win the race 5 out of 6 times against the ss but i think the ss should have slicks to even the field for the jeep being awd and then i think its anybodys game. on the street the jeep would kill the camaro from a dig but i dont think so from a 40 roll up.

  • @BLACKLACDTS ya know..you're probably right, but the Jeep's tuning is reallly great for the 6.1 liter hemi. I wouldn't be surprised if the jeep would performly really well up to 100 mph

  • @BLACKLACDTS also jeeps hold the same 0.92 g on the skidpad but its more of an achievement for the big suv. the jeep has brembo brakes and a ton of stuff that makes it very comfortable to be in at 120+. The camaro is probably more secure at very high speeds and has better mpg but in my opinion i just like the jeep better...they are bigger, faster, and can even tow some weight. The interiors of both cars aren't too great though!

  • Grand Cherokke best jeep EVER!

  • yoo kid ur an asshole srt8 jeeps are the best for offroading so ur an idoit theres a button u press in the jeep that releases the body kit n theres floor storage in the jeep for it .forr OFF ROADING .... and im buying this jeep in 4 mnths

  • @DAZEBLUNTS hahaha what!?

    no there isnt you dumbass. Jeep focused on ON road performance, so all gear was removed. IT also has no low range case and no limited slip or locking differentials. Its ride stance is significantly lower...

  • @DAZEBLUNTS Good luck if you go off roading with that thing...it's meant for road...IDK where you got the whole that is what it's made for... If your looking for an off road Jeep stick to a Wrangler...

  • @JdRyan1023 .....A jeep SRT-8 is not just some mudding jeep....if you off road a SRT-8 your and idiot.

  • SRT8s get dirty so fast, i put 200 miles on mine since my last wash and the rims are almost black

  • all you pussy fags telling the jeep driver to wash his srt8 should go suck a fatty. Jeeps are made to get dirty.

  • that is a dirty freakin jeep

  • i own a jeep like that one

    and i it wont run fast how can i do it?

  • @AntonioAndLesley408 press harder on the gas peddle...

  • @AntonioAndLesley408 let me drive it for you let's take it to the track and i will show you how ;)

  • worst video ever

  • audi win.

  • MOPAR>ford,gm,all

  • wash the damn jeep..

  • if i owned that jeep i would wash it every day!

  • I hope you'd wax it too or else the paint would fade very quickly.

  • ha ha : ) I would use Lucas Slick Mist Speed Wax as the cleaner everyday you drive it......its the only way to roll.

  • @lukejenn Well , my friend...That is probably the reason why you and me will never have this Jeep :)

  • @Ajzakcina ...I hear what your saying BUT I'm actually looking to buy one, found one for $19,500. I just need to sell my 03 ram 3500. If i get one it will be parked in the garage and wiped down a lot, maybe everyday : P ....best wishes : )

  • @lukejenn Haha , for shure ... This car deserves to wipe it down everyday :) I am coming to Usa to buy Jeep Cherokee , but not this one .. Normal one, not srt8 , 3.7 , i think that i could buy it for about 10.000 $ . What do u think ?

  • @Ajzakcina awesome!, all the Jeep Cherokees are sweet, there are a lot of deals going....look for deals in the small towns more so then the big cities, good luck and have a great trip to USA!

  • @lukejenn lool

  • @lukejenn carwash costs more than jeep haha

  • @turbob84 ..ha ha that's what a hose at home is for ; P

  • @turbob84 your a fag

  • @lukejenn Your making it look like it costs a fortune

  • @Razor4ever ....na, its just a sick truck that should be taken care of, the next time I have a extra 18k i go buy one......I would say the same thing about a 1993 ford lightning and you get them for 4-8k...

  • @4POINT3TropicalStorm jeep's ment to be dirty

  • jeep suppose to be dirty ^^

  • Nah rather put the 6.1 JEEP thank you

  • rather put the 12.5 smart car thank you

  • Wow that audi took off.

    Everyone knows the Jeep will launch

    hard. But I didnt expect the TT to keep up and pass so quickly.

    Nice kill.

  • AUDI >> all

  • get a room you two

  • jeeps are boss, not only are they kings off road but they do pretty freakin good on road as well

  • Jeremy Clarkson can put that in his pipe and smoke it.

  • ahhhhh lol! show that american hater whats what, huh? he prally doesnt want to see the Jeep because he knows it will dominate a Cayenne S and BMW.

  • hahahaha Jeremy Clarkson probably hasn't tried out the Ultimate Aero SSC! and probably never will. LOL fuck bugatti gayron. the SSC is way cheaper,faster and most importantly MORE TORQUE!!

    "no, your honda can't do this" LMFAO

  • lol, yea, your right. same with alot of cars around that are american. and im with you on the veyron. there is something that had the previous record called the, uh McClaren? lol the veyron costs over $1,000,000! holy shit! the only reason it is faster the the M1 is it has 2, count them, 2! V8 engines, and 4!! turbos, to get 1001 hp. my ass. same with the GTR, POS. i dont see whats the big deal with the computer on wheels.

  • stfu

  • wasnt talking to you dumbass