Jimmy Plays a Clip of Jewish Jets Player

[DRIFTRQ8]

Fuck israel

[gameloser123]

hahahhaaa yiddish power!

[LookyPeter]

lmao

[mattindes]

This is too funny!!! It's a skit people!! It's not a voice over! Lol!!!

[bluewhale18]

bevakasha!

[lburna1124]

this is awesome ... still laugh every time!!!

check out "hold the line with tour face"

[heebieandjeebie]

I have seen this long time ago!!!! Still awesome!

[LogLvnLgnd]

Does anyone know if this is actually a real clip? Or is it just a skit from Kimmel? Regardless it's hillarious....not being racist whatsoever...but I have never seen an African American Jew

[IamDaReAlSeaN]

why call black people african american when white people are called white. quit with the fucking double-standard.

[letsgomets07]

I heard this on the radio that they were upset on the times etc.. btw this is a skit u moron.

[unicornlxi]

oh, come on, it was a voice over "African-American Jews", as you put it, don't talk Yiddish.

[snood1205]

This was not a real clip it was a voice over. There are many black Jews, mostly from ethiopia although they speak Amharic not Yiddish which was spoken in this clip

[k9k8k7k6k5k4k321]

@LogLvnLgnd i duno if its a real clip or not but...there are black jews..alot in israel and ethiopia

[Campoli21]

Mad funny!!

[easterlingcaptain]

hahahahahahaha

[MRMITCHELLZ]

"I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos! " ~ Big lebowski

Hahahahahaaaaa

[juanamary999]

I bet this football player has a jewish ex wife

[luckysex125]

Catering to two percent of the population is a disgrace!Quit your racist religion!

[MRMITCHELLZ]

LESS THEN .1% ...

[moriah764]

OMG I LOVED THIS!!!

if you are jewish , which i am

then u proubly understud that yiddish

and then u get the awsome joke!!!

lol i loved it,

any idea if it is real or not?

[shahab4life]

and also lets see all the Palestinians killing all the Israelis with their suicide bombings

[bigsoundz]

Jimmy Kimmel - let's see some TV time for the hundreds of thousands of Palestinians killed by Israelis. Stop pandering to the Zionists.

[BA11]

can you back up this figure of "hundreds of thousands" from a reliable source?

[bigsoundz]

Israel's prime ministers boasted of killing as many Palestinians as they could -- start with Ben-Gurion's speeches and count the deaths Israel has cause over the last 60 years.

[IluvINUYASHAandFMA]

HAHAH!!! hilars!!! i understood exactly wat he said 2! i <3 being a jew :)

[dror91]

Haha

I love how he peppers his speech with Yiddish!

To me, a Jew, this is very funny

[peppino1961]

This is too funny...

[JesusHatesObama]

NO! I don't think a jew becomes a man until he has 100,000 or more in his bank account.

And I think Jews are SUPER!

[Pallindrom27]

Don't lie to the nice people!

This man is a racist redneck ladies and gentlemen who couldnt believe that a white man voted for The President.

I DID vote for for PRESIDENT OBAMA, and I LOVE that his election has really brought the bigots out of the woodwork.

They cant STAND the fact that a black man is their President!

Wake up and check the calender after you take off your hood you two faced, lying hate monger you!

[moriah764]

every jew knows that people make jokes about us because they are jelouse of us for being so smart and good with money. you know its true .

SORRY TO ANY FELLOW JEWS THAT TOOK OFFENSE TO THIS COMMENT

[GaryNull]

>> they are jelouse of us for being so smart . .

Don't confuse being greedy and sleazy with "smart".

[Globalfaction]

So smart that you can't spell jealous...& so greedy cos you worship Mamon to the extent that your own Prophets had to scold you...lol...you know its true!

[TheXombies]

Spelled "cause" wrong.

[moriah764]

why you talkin bad bout jews when u pray 2 one. jesus was and is jewish.

[lordofsmiley]

LOL

This is Hilarious

[topcommenter5]

im jewish and if u know hebrew a bar mitzvah is when a jew becomes a 'man'

and meshuganeh is yiddish for crazy

[murda2005]

that player is right

[Salamwamat]

Jewsus was a Jew and never intended to leave Judaism for another new belief, Only some years later his students, within Judaism, spreaded Christianity to the nations. Rabbi Jewsus would crusify himself again if coming and see himself hang as a Christ on the cross and educated peoples coming and kissing his golden/stony feet !!!!

Allahu aKKKbar Mat !!!!!1

[winndixiechick]

I'm impressed! He has great pronunciation of the Hebrew and Yiddish...much better than the announcer. And, good escalation of the intensity of the performance. Very funny.

[dandol6]

funny as hell...

and in response to gatesheadunited:

the JEWS DID NOT KILL JESUS. Get your facts straight. In reality the jews sold out Jesus to the Romans because Jesus claimed to be the King of the Jews and the Son of God. In the end it was the Romans and ONLY the Romans that had the authority to carry out a death penalty for any crime, great or small. So in essence it was the ROMANS that killed Jesus!!!

[neovannn]

@dandol6

Judah betrayed him and then, the Jews decided to save Barabbas over Jesus.

But anyway, whether the Jews are responsible or not for Jesus's Crucifixion is an irrelevant question = I don't see how someone can be held responsible for what some of his ancestors did.

I won't go to Italy in order to blame all Italian people for what the Romans did 2000 years ago just as i wont go to Spain in order to blame all living Spanish people for what the conquistadors did in South America.

[halpyman]

it wouldn't matter cause if jesus was g-d then who would have planned for his betrayal, so how could u blame judah anyway.

[8fuse8]

Gatesheadunited,

Quite possibly the most poorly written thing I've seen on the internet in at least two days. Kudos, sir. It takes real effort to be so ignorant in so many ways, and to show so much of it in so little text.

I bet you're really nails, too. A hard boy, eh?

[dawhooper69]

im jewish and thats AWESOME

[al92lt1]

So does your mom, douchebag.

[JSTDUEIT]

i'm a jew and this is hysterical!!!

[analogcorner]

I know many Black Christians who use Yiddish expressions. In fact there's so much Yiddish in the English language now people use it without knowing it's Yiddish: putz, keester, chutzpah and on and on...this was funny and certainly not racist

[StanzelMafia]

if anybody think this guy is being serious, then seriously go find someplace else in this universe

[DuganFilms]

how did this turn into an anti-semitic fight?

[yowhatupson11]

jesus was a jew u dumb fucks and actually emperor augustus of the romans ordered jesus' execution who was monotheistic. people think jews killed jesus becasue tchristains wanted monotheists to convert so instead of blaming them they turned to the jews.

[DanMan770]

Is "Schmoolie" Jackson a real player on the Jets

if yes what is his actual name

[DanMan770]

This thing is Funny!!

if u dont like, DONT WATCH. All of my friends were cracking up when they saw this video. Bubby, Tuchas, BM; its all gr8 humor.

[steiney001]

anyone, jewish or not, who is offended by this seriously needs to remove the broomstick from their ass. that's about the most politically correct you can get while still making jokes that are actually funny.

[JSEProduction]

Lol, is that dude white or black?

[NormTheMorm89]

Take it easy man. It's not funny because he's Black and Jewish. It's funny because he's Black and the type of Jew who would use Yiddish in regular conversation. There are plenty of Black Jews, but I doubt any of them use that much Yiddish in their daily speech. Only old Europeans and Chassidim do that. Plus, it's funny to have a big, Black football player who is so devoutly Jewish. Football isn't your standard religious Jewish profession.

[aman0821]

I'm not Hassic nor am I old or European but I am a Jew-a reform jew and I use yiddish everyday and I know plenty of jews who use yiddish in their daily speech, including my teenage son who wasn't bar mitzvahed..people take them selves too seriously...yes there are black jews but obviously this was a parady...once we stop being able to laugh at our selves it makes life so much less enjoyable

[dgsass]

this is funny but the scheduling is an issue for people. it should be changed.

[lannlann]

L...........aaaaaaaame!!! So we are supposed to laugh cause a schwartza axting like he be a jew.

[heldy03]

every1 report arsha77ask's comment because it are those types of comments that started Holocaust and everything else before that!!!

[ralphtalks]

Um.. is this skit funny? Why?

[scarsunseen24]

LOL!

[ronaldinhoca]

WHOS THE GUY HES FUNNY

[lustre5]

Unbelievable! A non-Jew who can say "tuchas" correctly.

[heldy03]

can u plz teal me y the fuck Jews "suck big ball" u racist son of a bitch

[11M11B11]

arsha you are a stupid little mother fucker aren't you, you must have big balls to say shit like that while you hide behind your computer. Grow up you ignorant dumb fuck, you are a loser and you know it too.

[ADETRY2]

Actually it was Anthony Weiner a local politician who lobbied for this.

[paulsegal]

This is funny. leave it at that.

(no talk of ANY POLITICS PLEASE)

[ruskus]

Funny video. Laughed out loud. For all you Jew Haters, here is a list of NFL teams owned by Jews: Falcons, Browns, Dolphins, Patriots, Giants, Eagles, Raiders, Vikings & Bucs. Jim Irsay of Colts, father was Jewish. 9+ out of 32. Did I miss anyone? Peace to all the haters.

[sls1961]

What about the Redskins - Co-owned by Mort Zuckerman? Daniel Snyder might be Jewish also.

[ruskus]

You are correct there fine sir. Mr. Snyder is a card carrying member of the tribe as well. I now hear 10+. Can anyone make it 11?

[betterJC]

Hahaha, c'mon, it's Jimmy Kimmel, it's supposed to be funny, and dammit, that was funny as shit. Well done, proper use of all the jewish terminology, good pronunciation. Love it.

[airodump]

Israel love you man! your my man!

[moriah764]

haha nice

[Chaia17]

HAHAHAhahahhaa

[birmington]

Nonsense.

[igal1010igal]

hahahahahahah thats so frikin funny.....

[o0xst]

gifelte fish

[ocean1surf1]

I can't believe how ignorant the people posting are. Just shows you how people feel about the Jews. I feel sorry for all the hate you feel.

[EggoMuffin]

dude i feel the same way. and i also think this nation is slowly starting to be like Germany during WWII and the holocaust. why can't everyone keep their beliefs to themselves and leave the Jews alone. it's never ok to pick on any religion or race, etc.

[moriah764]

thanks! that means alot

[allaerinna]

all you idiots with this killed Jesus nonsense. How can you live your lives based on things or beliefs that are over 2ooo years old?

I understand it`s passed on from one generation to the next but how bout trying a little original thought. I think a lot of what those "primitive beliefs" have been shown to be erroneous or superstious bunkcan`t believe so much of the world lives by such ancient mullarkey.Oh yea the video is OK nothing new tho,typical isnt it funny to hear him sound Jewish ha ha

[egkg75]

What? You don't like this schedule??

What? You're to good to play on Jewish holidays?

[texabear]

Retarded jerks like you should go back to the cave.

[Brakshw99]

and merzon 13's are simple backwoods hick folk who eat babies, so watch out for them i reckon. squeal like a piggy

[EggoMuffin]

ignorant people like you make the world what it is, merzon13.

[ortmanm]

Jesus and his Apostles were Jewish, you tard. Now go die.

[ortmanm]

You ignorant douche.

[RussianEmpress]

shut your fucking mouths about politics and watch the video in a civilized manner no one gives a shit.

[gooner7202]

why does every single video on youtube which mentions 'Jewish' end up about politics and Arabs. Its just a funny video. get over Arabs and Israel and just enjoy the video!

[geraldfoushee]

well it should be Muslims and Jews because what they want to say is that all muslims are ARABS and thats why they make this connection all the time.

[snoopdoggydog101]

oh wow..........0:38 and on is just great

[ethugdotus]

hahahahahah, That's right!

[bnr1128]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAH

[urbangoddess15]

I just read the 300+ posts in response to this video. WHY? I always get tsutcheppenish when I drive by a car wreck. THE VIDEO CLIP Funny! l'haim.

[abealexander1]

Neither Geithner (with an 'h' moron) nor Bernanke are Jewish. Rahm Emanuel was born in Chicago. Take your head out of your ass and go read a book.

[ourmanflint1]

Cute. I'm a Jew and I like the schtick!

[commandme187]

don't tell me what to do, ignorant bitch

[Strykes1979]

"Man there aint no tellin what my bubbie will do"

As all the Yids on here know, you dont want to upset Bubbie

[LoLFunnyVid]

haha like most people here, im a jew and this is funny!

[heartbeat0506]

ahahahaha

[slugphish]

That was meant to be funnier for the Jews than anybody else. This not anti-Semitic, but pro Jews having a laugh.

[sunkats]

There is nothing anti-smetic about this video.I am an orthodox Jew and I thought that this was hilarious!Especially that he can pronounce the ch!

[lovethyANGELS]

Jewish too and was hilarious

[jonasbrosluver20]

im orthodox too and i was cracking up!

[skierboy1000]

i am jewish and this is absolutely hilarious

[nyblackice22]

lol ima jew thts jus funny

[talyajess2]

ok im jewish and im not sure if this is supposed to b offensive?

[pakmanATL]

It's not. It's supposed to be funny...and it is!

[jonasbrosluver20]

ITS NOT cmon its hilarious im jewish to!

[MidnightChimes]

It tells you that the NFL is controlled by the PLO.

[snood1205]

lol

[MidnightChimes]

The NFL, at the very least, are a socialist organization. They share revenue...spreading the wealth around...they have wage controls (rookie minimums and salary caps).

[skaterboy21292]

hahahaha!

[ArtOfYen]

This video is hilarious.

Go JIMMY GO!

!

[rgarci20]

this is hilarious. good job Jimmy.

[moondy11]

cant seem to go to any Jewish/Israeli related video without at least half the comments saying 'you must die...'

there are only 13 million of them...give them a break and respect their culture.

[dlr311]

We are all just people. Isn't it time for us to treat each other with respect? Have we learned nothing at all in this world? Live, and let live. Let life and liberty be the rulers of all humanity. And happy Passover.

[leibo26]

Guys as a Jew I also think this video is hilarious. Lighten up, you don't need to jump on everything as anti-semitism. There is enough anti-semitism to go around (as seen through the comments on this video) that we should enjoy the jokes.

Additionally, just ignore the ignorant idiots who continue to spew filthy anti-semitism. This is America, everybody and every culture is welcome and equal!!!

[commandme187]

who the fuck do you think you are?

[dramagirl94x]

this vid is hilarious :)

[itsgordonyadigg]

lol

[lenny00387]

lmfao wow

[aprilwoli]

Most everyone is a bigot about something

[jasminegurlforeva87]

a car

[XpLiCiTxGaMeRz]

FOR U TO DIE HOMO

[mosh843]

the irony of that comment is mind boggling

[iwatchvideos918]

fuck you and your sweeping generalizations. asshole

[McQueenX]

What the hell is kosher radio and tv, asshole?

[McQueenX]

When did Garafalo become a Jew, you cretin?

[LILTGIRL123]

u know.... THIS IS SOOO FUNNY!!!!! but uh isnt it sorta making fun of jewish ppl! cuz hey IM JEWISH

[MovieHound17]

it aint making fun of jews its poking fun at them, dny wory i think u can handle it, after all ur fucking grandparents were almost killed by a self center ed painter who ate only vegtables.i think ull live.

[hartss]

Freeserb = rantings of a clearly disturbed, bigoted loon

Inferiority complexes are tough to live with, dude.

[periodikoSF]

you know, most of your comment is pretty damn stupid, but attributing the removal of the ten commandments from a court house to "jews oppressing gentiles" requires a pretty unique level of brain damage.

[mastergyro01]

Really nice video good job. I myself am an arowana fan. Check out my video, my favorite part was 2:43

[IInnssppiirreedd]

"There is always a jew on the radio, in print or on tv condemning gentiles, degrading their faiths, portraying them in a bad light. " Wanna give me an example??

[stanley4889]

I guess they were serving fried chicken and watermellon at that bar mitvah

[momof4jays]

you people are killing me...this was a joke...LOL this was hilarious...

[Gwitfu90]

Is that really an NFL player?

[asdfsam]

no stupid if it was they would show his name

[SelfmadeMonkeys]

Holy shit that's funny! You'd need like 20 guys to carry him on the chair at a bar mitzvah though.

[Fiberawptic]

Whats with all the jew hate... Its a joke you idiots, do us normal people a favor and stay in your caves...

[lausd1961]

Jimis.James--For the record--we actually to to Arab countries and kill not because of the Jews,but because of human rights violations. You are a faggot anti-semite.

[Akiba09]

This is awesome

[chickenman464666]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­aha

[Dommy1952]

Preach the gospel, in season and out.

[lausd1961]

This isn't about that, stupid. It is a JOKE to laugh at, not a lesson in bible study.

[wonggongs]

jesus is fake stop spreading shit

[PyroPsycho8]

jews own

[johny260]

the world

[Ermengarde11]

So nice to hear some Yiiddish, a language that must not die! Only wish I'd been around my bubbie and zader more so I could have learned more of it.

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