5 Questions Every Atheist Must Answer

[x513xSparks]

This dude's funny

[derkaderkajihadderka]

wow a lot of people didn't get this

1. violet (light purple)

2. fred hated dino

3. because hell is cool bro

4. I am a taken male

5. I dunno bro lets chill and watch the flinstones or some shit.

[atlucas1]

1.) God only gave me black

2.) Dino is a shaved Great Dane (Dane => Dano => Dino. Evolution, duh)

3.) Jesus tried to drain a 3 in my eye, but I rejected him.

4.) I pee standing up. Does it matter?

5.) I find this difficult to masturbate to.

[Matay4444]

1. orange. or... pink.

2. The world of the flintstones is obviously in a parallel universe, one that was not blasted by an asteroid, where dinosaurs were able to evolve into smaller creaters, meeting up with humans during the stoneage.

3. In kindergarten one of my teachers told me she saved me......

4. yes

5. because you live in my computer.

[JHON41696]

i like your style man, i'll watch your other vids

[Grinseed]

1. Definitely red....no, blue

2. Dino is Fred's pet, their relationship is purely platonic

3. I have done, but I have trouble accepting all his faux followers

4. I'm a pudgy flatulent balding 50 y.o.

5. see 4.

[perkl1234]

1. green

2. covertly gay as was the style of depicting male to male relationships back in the day

3. no, not yet. imma buy the man a beer when we meet, tho.

4. sorry.

5. i don't know. we should, bro.

[Alondra73195209]

I guess I'm going to Hell:P

Jajaja(:

[sorry8140]

1. blue..... no- yellooooooowww!!!

2. fred flinstone was also a dinosaur. he was just wearing a mask

3. jesus works in my backyard. of course i have.

4. im attractive, but not female.

5. because the world is so cruel!!!

[Furkin44]

I'm an Atheist and I like this guy. Comical and to the point!

[freazeezy]

you should be a country music singer

[TheTacticalAtheist]

1. Colors don't exist, only spectrums of light exist.

2. Flinstones don't exist.

3. Jesus is pronounced "Horace-3500 bc"

4. Attractive single females don't exist, they're all married.

5. We're not hanging out cause you remind me of Richard Ramirez.

[ArmyOfWalrus]

1.) I honestly don't have a favorite. I like all colors, but for individual reasons.

2.) This is a relationship in a cartoon, which aren't bound by the laws of history or science, so the relationship works in context and if not taken literally.

3.) No, and I don't think I ever will.

4.) I'm not single or a female, but being attractive is subjective to the eye of the beholder.

5.) We could, but we'd have to figure out where other one was and find out if we have common interests. Then we can hang

[dragonfan1981]

dark blue

Fundamentalist Christian propaganda, like that right-wing tripe Robotech. Giant purple guys are trying to exterminate us? Seriously?

Satan promised me a nice flat

Not yet - only five operations to go

Do you like a smart, athletic, pre-op tranny?

[Pomme843]

Is your username intended as sarcasm?

[GuitarMannnnnn]

Is this guy trolling?

[Kimblee1987]

1.) Green

2.) I don't know, that's the fun of the mysteries of life & evolution :3

3.) I tried....I got confused by my parents because of the church I was apparently baptized in, so I picked my own religion....I ended up agnostic because they're are still many things unexplained. So I left a window open for oppurtunity, if that makes sense...I hope if does :3

4.) Not at the moment no hee hee...:3 (this is fun!)

5.) I don't know lol

[xXMisfit17Xx]

Obvious troll

[eventhisidistaken]

1. Yellow....no blue, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

2. Fred and dino were "just friends"

3. It's appropriate that you place Jesus in the same category as Fred and Dino.

4. Dino and Jesus would probably be attracted to me.

5. Because you're a stalker, and I'm a cartoon character

[breaneainn]

1-5 I'm an attractive gay-blue born-again velociraptor who likes radio dj voices and no eye contact or worthy conversation.

[anubis1974]

you're an idiot

[ChristianInvisibles]

1. Green

2. I can't, I guess you're right.

3. Yes, after question 2

4. No, but I am attractive.

5. You're right, we should. Want to grab a coffee?

Thanks for turning me back on to Jeezus. Literally turning me on. I'm going to go read the Bible and play with myself.

[naturalistmind]

1.green

2.oh your making fun of them

3. no

4.no

5. NO

[bojandedic1]

Get to the doctor...you have some serious problems.

If you dare!!!!

[ICanThinkToo]

@bojandedic1 I dont need a doctor, I have Jeebus

[MargerineWalk]

Alrite, im confused... is this video supposed to be serious or just joking around? I thought it was supposed to be a funny vid . but then after i read the comments, they sounded like pretty serious answers...

[KajexFiredrake]

"God-given colors"?

So... if someone is colorblind, does that make them a sinner? :D

[ICanThinkToo]

@KajexFiredrake yes

[druglrd]

@KajexFiredrake no god was just in africa giving aids to babies that day. I mean he can do everything at once you know.

[sev0579]

1. tie between red and black

2. its a fucking cartoon what the fuck

3. i did once but then i started to open my eyes and saw the "light" (sun)

4. yes i have a girlfreind

5. because i dont know you

now i have some suggestions for you

1. stop trying to be a hardass

2. stop deeping your voice its not scareing anyone

3. become atheist

[ICanThinkToo]

@sev0579 Unfortunately this is my natural voice. And become an atheist? Sure, why not. I'm convinced.

[TheBlitMaster]

@sev0579 ICanThinkToo's About me :

Just a non-religious friendly free thinker...

Also, I ramble a lot and sometimes forget what point I am trying to make. But I am really just making vids to have a voice in the world and hear other's perspectives on reality.

Watch his other videos as well, he's obviously joking with this one.

[yusii666]

BULLSHIT



[PDracco]

Ha ha!

[flstdude]

Is this guy being funny or is he just drink off his ass or tripping balls?

[sammydems]

1.) Hahaha "God given colors." You're telling people what color to be their favorite? Sounds familiar coming from evangelicals.

2.) It's a cartoon? How do you explain the relationship between Acme and Roadrunner?

3.) Jesus would be appalled at your devotion.

4.) No.

5.) I can't believe anyone hangs out with you at all. Seriously, I really can't.

[ICanThinkToo]

@sammydems ACME is the Holy Father of the Roadrunner. Wiley Coyote is the Devil. And YOU are going to HELL!!!!

[sammydems]

@ICanThinkToo A life well-lived and an eternity with like-minded folks in a warm arena of debauchery wouldn't bother me at all. Being in your heaven would be annoying as fuck.

[ICanThinkToo]

@sammydems But I get to bang underage virgins in my heaven all day. Or wait, is that someone else's heaven. Too many books, I get confused. You should check out my other vids.

[sammydems]

@ICanThinkToo lol Damn you.

[bebopuk88]

@sammydems learn to tell when someone is troling

[looseendsful]

@sammydems I have a slight feeling he's joking...

[XPrime1000]

1. Blue

2. Whaa?

3.Nope

4.Nope

5. CUASE U AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIXXXXX (Naw, it's because I don't know where you live bud!)

[rebtopollock]

1. red

2.cartoon

3. no have u expted santa

4. no

5.no

[runicrules]

1: Blood red

2: Kittens make me smile :D (wtf question is this????)

3: Um, some guy named Jesus Rodrigez asked me for a dollar, I had no cash, so no, i did not accept

4: I look great in a dress, just ignore the deep voice :D

5: Um, yeah, how about you send me a plane ticket, cash for a cab/hotel/food/ect, and direction to your house. I'll try to find time to meet ya :D

[randomperson2538]

1. Blue

2. Dino was an early form of evolved dog from the dinosaurs.

3. My cat is named Jesus does that count?

4. For you I could be ;)

5. I'm considered a risk to people on planes.

[LurchLand]

1. Black

2. Flinstones is a fake documentary made for Creationist propoganda to confuse non-believers.

3. No

4. No

5. I think it is I that should be asking you this question.

[TaskForceElites]

1. Green

2. No we would not

3. No

4. No but if you can hook me up im all for that

5. Because I dont know where you live

[MargerineWalk]

lmfaoooo this vid was hilarious!

[Vortex289]

1. Blac.

2. Dino was a dog you silly.

3. ... Mm no. No I have not. Hmm, is that bbq?

4. Sorry. No. Are you?

5. You're right, we should hang out more. I don't know if Sweden or US should move first though...

[xXPakhiaPriestessXx]

1. Purple!

2. Humans who wrote comedy while high on pot.

3. Archeologists have discovered evidence to suggest Jesus was a real man. But I see no evidence to support the idea he was ‘the messiah’.

4. Yes ;) Lolz.

5. Cause I’m an awesome Aussie ;) traveling to America is on my bucket list, maybe when I arrive I can buy you a beer sweetheart.

[Hemmersfield1]

ah dude, if you think that's all important stuff to know then all the best to you, you make it seem like you're trying to make your first friend. keep trying.

[GhostHunterPRG]

1, Red

2, Fiction? It's a cartoon dude

3,Nope, and never will

4,No, but a male (=

5,Beacuase you hate me and I don't like you (=

[Nixom1334]

if a christian has the mental capacity to answer those questions without spewing out the bible THAT would be amazing

[rightwinger8]

LMAO!!! Dude, I love your video. So random! God speed brother.

[REXfavorites]

1. you're a pedofile

2. you're a pedofile

3. you're a pedofile

4.  you're a pedofile

5. you're a pedofile

[ICanThinkToo]

@REXfavorites NO, I will not date you

[REXfavorites]

@ICanThinkToo dangit rejected again:(

[MrAlphabet126]

1. Blue

2. I don't even know how to answer this question

3. Nope

4. Unfortunately, no

5. I live in Australia, you live in America. Maybe if I go to America I can buy you a beer.

[ICanThinkToo]

@MrAlphabet126 I will buy you a beer in America, you can buy me one in Australia.

[Hategrin]

I don't have to answer shit sorry.

[circasurvive777]

i love the first question ha 

[ishallnotlie]

can you not see this video is an amazing joke

[ishallnotlie]

1. hhahaa this is hilarious! Great video!

[LightRuikRemKira]

1. purple (or blue if purple is not a color)

2. Fred Flinstone is FICTIONAL, not true, fake, made for entertainment

3. Jesus of Nazereth DID exsist, i believe he was alive but is no longer in any way shape or form. (except maby as your imaginary friend)

4. no i'm a girl

5. no you don't know the right questions to ask an atheist

[mrbouncyboi]

1) blue

2)Fred Flintstone is a motha fooking cartoon but none the less excellent

3) No. Because he doesn't exist (Oh and this rapture has happened an you're still here so you weren't accepted either).

4)No.

5) Because you waste your life on YouTube? oh and you live in America and the majority of americans don't know what 'Europe' is.

[Uberlaser]

1. Blue - Navy Blue to be precise. God didn't give me this though.

2. Fred and Dino were made up by Hanna and Barbera - Animators.

3. I have not yet accepted Jesus. He doesn't reply to my emails.

4. (Looks down) - No, I'm not female

5. We could 'hang out' if you like. Which part of us should 'hang out' first? And from where?

[ultimatesaged]

This is.. so much trolling..

[pokeguy742]

1.Blue 2.The Flintstones is a f*cking childrens cartoon. 3.Because Jesus didn't call on the name of Chuck Norris. 4. No 5. Because you're too busy asking me questions on the internet.

[enjoiSkater84]

1.Blue

2.Carbon dating

3.I accept he existed just he wasn't the son of your "god"

4.No

5.Because you're far to in my face about religion

[straighter100]

1. dark-grey

2. Flintstones is just a stupid TV show, -_-

3. jesus is an ass, there is no such thing as hell

4. no..... -_- but im looking for a girl-friend

5. -_- *sigh*

[silvernero64]

1.green

2.dinos died humans were fish and evoled like pokymon i dont know

3. ''uhh maybe i dont know'' no

4.yes i mean no

5.ok, my house 7;00 I ORDER wings

[AngelaJKerns]

I agree, these are very important questions.

1 Red

2 If you believe in "The Flintstones" why not "Stargate" where all religions are brought from aliens in an effort to control and use us as slaves to do whatever strange things they need doing that we just don't understand (mostly because we're too busy answering crazy questions to figure it out)

3 It's easier being an Athiest. And costs less.

4 Female, yes. Single, Yes. Attractive? (shrugs)

5 I Work. A lot. (I don't have any other excuse)

[MYsTiCxPRoDUcTioNsx]

1. Blue

2. dinos lived 65 million years ago due to scientific carbon dating of the bone fragements found in the ground no like you would understand that.

3 NO JESUS IS A FUGLY BASTARDLY PIG PEICE OF SHIT THAT CAN SUCK MY COCK.

4. no

5. Because ur a hillbilly theist and dosnt listen to reason when it comes to the creation of the universe and all living things.

[azzilebosoljah]

@MYsTiCxPRoDUcTioNsx fucken athiest if i seen u ill bash u to death u fucken low dog. go fuck urself ur life is a waste of time. go die and become a tree u fucken wrothless pig shit. fuck u and ur mum for giving birth to such a dog like u.

[ICanThinkToo]

@MYsTiCxPRoDUcTioNsx YEEE HAWW!!!

[macgibbon]

Surely peach and salmon are god given colours as much as red and green

[ICanThinkToo]

@macgibbon those are devil colors

[MrArokOleary]

1. Green

2. Dino was a giant lizard evolving towards common day dog.

3. Which time? 5 years old, yes, 12, yes, 18, yes, 21, yes, now, no.

4. no

5. because I don't know who you are..

[TheLuckyIrishDevil]

Purple

Dino was an illusion. Because Fred was in the Matrix at that time.

Nope :)

-.-" Don't even.

I agree lets grab a pizza in Japan. Pepperoni?

[ICanThinkToo]

@TheLuckyIrishDevil I really want to go to Japan!!!

[TheLuckyIrishDevil]

@ICanThinkToo Then its settled! TO THE UNICORN SPACESHIP TACO!

[FreddyFrooh]

Lavender - F*&K you, it's a real colour!! :P

Dino was a psychological projection of Fred's neglected libido

I accepted Jesus on a trial basis, then he tore up the place and i don't want him round here no more

No but i can dress up and shave my legs??

I can think of no good reason for this

[itgaam]

green

the Flintstones a cartoon

i did but i gave up

no I'm a attractive male

i don't know you

[spacecowboy95]

green

the flintstones are a cartoon

no

no

coz im not an attractive single female

[scottmiester999]

This video made me laugh, nice work

[Templar98921]

1. Blue.

2. It's a cartoon, designed for humour and small children. It's not generally accepted as any sort of historical record.

3. No. I don't have any evidence to support faith in a divine being, so logic states Jesus couldn't have been his son.

4. Not female, not single.

5. I don't live anywhere near you, I'd say.

[JaclynRamsey]

1. Orange

2. It is a made up

3. No, he is also made up

4. Yes I am both!

5. Because I don't know you.

[Kreighzey]

Stfu nubs this is a gay video and u look like an athiest

[ICanThinkToo]

@Kreighzey I look like an atheist?

[AngelaJKerns]

@Kreighzey

What exactly does an Athiest LOOK LIKE?

((I need to remember so I can intro myself whenever I see one coming))

[JakkoWilko]

Oh don't we all love trolls.

[Leakerist]

1 black

2 is a cartoon u fuck tard

3 if u can prove that he exists than yes

4 no

5 i dont like u

[bhriguaneja]

If there was a god peach and salmon would still be a god given colors.

[dadross1]

1) BLACK or Red

2) He gave him cocaine?

3) Yeah for £120

4) No

5)Come round my house You'll find the address In my house

[Nikadawn]

1. Neon purple

2. haha, great show

3. ya, but i dont believe in him anymore

4. mhmm

5. because i don't know you...

[F12Y14N25]

I am glad this wasn't questions by a preachy christian who wants to "save us all from damnation" this was actually a nice video and made me chuckle on questions 2, 4 and 5 :) well earned like amigo

[F12Y14N25]

1) red

2) Flinstones is a fictional cartoon that has been become some movies

3) I used to accept Jesus, but I don't know if that was pressure from the schools or me actually accepting Jesus to be honest, anyway i am an atheist now and I don't believe in heaven or hell.

4) no, yes and no (I am not attractive, I am single and I am not a female)

5) cos i don't know you but if I see you around I'll buy you a beer, maybe, if I recognise you. But I am straight so don't get the wrong idea

4)

[AnnOnuem75]

1. Blue - Dark Blue

2. dino was fake! He was an undercover NRA salesman waiting 4 the perfect time to trade nukes.

3. who? ah that jewish zombie ... No! necrophilia is just not for me! sorry!

4. No! I'm a fat German dude!

5. not exactly your neighbor... and ... don't forget my answer nr. 4!

wow! tough questions!

good luck with people answering:

4. Yes

5. here is my private number: 555 - xxxxxx

C U

[ICanThinkToo]

@AnnOnuem75 haha. I really hope someone wouldn't give me their personal number. I think...

[StarWarsUpdates]

1. Red.

2. It's a fictional cartoon.

3. There's no evidence he existed, so.... no.

4. I'm male.

5. Because i don't know you.

[ICanThinkToo]

@StarWarsUpdates My name is Alan, nice to meet you. Also I have a pet dinosaur that is invisible. Now prove to me it doesn't exist.

[StarWarsUpdates]

@ICanThinkToo It's not my job to prove he doesn't exist, it's your job, someone who claims he exists, to explain that he does exist.

[ICanThinkToo]

@StarWarsUpdates but I have documents on how to take care of it. just have faith

[StarWarsUpdates]

@ICanThinkToo Why should I have faith if there's no reason too believe in something without evidence?

[ICanThinkToo]

@StarWarsUpdates Because a book has been written on it from people that are already dead. We should believe them because they claim to be witnesses.

[StarWarsUpdates]

@ICanThinkToo Believing them is like me saying, "Yo dawg, I just saw the pope, and he just raped a little boy." Just because I say it doesn't mean it's true.

[ICanThinkToo]

@StarWarsUpdates But I did see the pope rape a little boy. What else are we supposed to do with little boys? Praise Jesus!

[sixxoklokk]

okay this is hard as an atheist but here we go

1. Green.

2.You see deno was actually a vary ugly man with a rare skin condition that made him purplish pink and swole his tongue so he couldnt pronounce words

3.no. i like tropical weather.

4.No

5.because I'm not an attractive female

[ICanThinkToo]

@sixxoklokk We can still hang out. I have beer.

[ICanThinkToo]

@DerInFrageSteller You have answered correctly, my friend.

[Symfani]

you are awesome I am subbin! as in subscribe. I actually sat down to listen to an old man say atheists are religious LMAO, no serious he is on here. I'll message the link to ya LOL oh it cracks me up to think the bs this guy came up with XD can you friend me? I'm atheist too. I don't bother make videos because I don't need that much stress at the moment, nor do I need creepy people stalking me.

[ICanThinkToo]

@Symfani I like creepy people stalking me

[Christheatheist1]

Black. I'm greyscale colorblind. Fred has an unnatural affection for that dinosaur. No, I'm pretty sure he won't accept me. No. I'm a fat, crippled, middle aged man. Probably because I'm a hermit.

[toonsgirl]

1) Blue 2) Magic! 3) Yeah... but that was a long time ago. 4) Of course! 5) We should! ;)

[ICanThinkToo]

@toonsgirl nice. It is all done by magic.

[KayleLang]

Are you a love child of Sylvester Stallone?

[ICanThinkToo]

@KayleLang Haha, awesome.

[Tarantulus666]

1. Orange!

2. Dino was Barney in a costume, so that Barney and Fred could have gaysex

3 Yeah, I accepted that he was a dimestore illusionist with an ego problem

4 I could be

5 You never call me dude!

[ICanThinkToo]

@Tarantulus666 I prefer beastiality over gay sex

[hahapwndable]

1.blue

2.its in the future where we brought back dinasaurs with genetics but we got over run and had to start over

3.no

4.no

5.because i havent really talked to you, i mean we pass by on our way to work, but other than that, there isnt much we do

[TheLostSoulaod]

1)Purple

2) mokney war

3) Yes I did at one point

4) I think I am pretty hot

5) not sure like the voice though ;)

[danielzilla60]

1.) black

2.)Fred is actually a 30 year old office employe. who is high on PCP pretty much all the time and we just get to see what he sees.

3.)yes when i was growing up ,then i read the bible and was like WTF O.o

4.)don't hit on me bro!

5.) we never hang out :\

[ICanThinkToo]

@danielzilla60 PCP, that explains it

[Mikeybetts]

@ICanThinkToo

1: Purple

2: its a cartoon, nothing factual involved in it.

3: i accepted the flying spaghetti monster, does that count?

4: that depends what you consider "attractive" and what you consider "female"

5: because you Christians never get over that we dont believe and you keep trying to make us believe your bullshit.

[ICanThinkToo]

@Mikeybetts flying spaghetti monster does count. you have passed the test. RAMEN!

[drunkrocker27]

1 Red

2Alian worm hole

3totaly thats y im an atheist :)

4No

5buy more beer and we will

[ICanThinkToo]

@drunkrocker27 the fridge is always stocked

[CyRaX289]

1. Green, but not god given.

2. Time travel, of course.

3. na, but hell is a defined as a separation from me and god, and thats already happened.

4.na

5.idk ):

[CMrace]

1) Yellow but I don't think god made colors

2) Seriously? Hanna Barbara thought it was a good idea to give the "average caveman family a pet.

3) No, but a God that intimidated his creations with eternal violence would be aweful indeed, if I thought he were real.

4) No, but nice way to scope the audience. Hat's off to you.

5) IDK where you live and am not a stalker, but if you live in central WI let me know.

[ThaMuzikFiend]

1. Blue

2. Fred Flintstone was a whale.

3. God's divine plan included me going to eternal suffering because God waited for when I died to present himself.

4. I'm a nigger form New York.

5. Because I never met you and last time I hanged was during a past life. Yes yes, I was the only one who failed to pass through the underground railroad. It's just that piece of chicken... You kno? Too Tasty FUCK!

[FriendsHiThere]

1. Blue, and colours are not god given

2. There was no relationship, no documents of a relationship as those films are fictional

3. no. theres no hell to send me to and no jesus to accept

4. im single but to call myself attractive is ... strange to me. how does this question relate to me being an Atheist?

5. because you ask stupid questions and you look like a sexual predator

[ICanThinkToo]

@FriendsHiThere YOU WILL BURN IN HELL! just kidding, kinda like this video. I'm just kidding

[FriendsHiThere]

@ICanThinkToo no hell to burn in! and i know :)

[ICanThinkToo]

@FriendsHiThere ahhh, i failed. now i will burn in hell.

[Moppy1988]

1. Curry. 2. Homosexual. 3. Don't have Facebook bro. 4. I can be if you're willing to broaden a few parameters. 5. I, like all the other commenters here, take your video far too seriously and now I'm raging. FFFFUUUUUUUUUU

[Vegasgodless]

1; Black

2;your a moron thinking cartoon depictions are facts!

3; yes ! the jesus that sells buritos down the corner, I accepted his buritos and he accepted my cash! at least this jesus had something of value, what does yours offer? other then fairy tale?

4; No

5; why aren't we hanging out, yea! well I like to hang out with people whose IQ is higher then 40, BTW you can't think at all!!

[ICanThinkToo]

@Vegasgodless i hope everyone gets to see your comment. you do know this video is a mockery of creationist asking illogical questions.

[Poodleinacan]

1.orange (did I just named a fruit or a color?) 2. And cavemens had cigarets, I presume? 3. We I will die, it will end there. 4. Ladies, I'm simgle. 5. Because I don't know you.

[NonnyMus1]

1.) Blue. And why couldn't I tell the truth if my favorite color was peach or salmon? Why are you limiting my answers?

2.) They're fiction. Those movies you cite are also fiction.

3.) No. Nope, I won't burn in hell because hell doesn't exist. You're using circular reasoning and I hate that.

4.) Nope. You're using this vid to try and pick up women? Lame.

5.) 'Cuz you're lame and use circular reasoning. I hate that.

[ICanThinkToo]

@NonnyMus1 not actually trying to pick up women. When my girlfriend finds this, I'm sure she will be pissed. Eventually I will have to delete my most watched video.

[NonnyMus1]

@ICanThinkToo OH NOOOOOOOOO!!! Tragedy!!!

[Devos154]

@NonnyMus1 I think this is just a joke video lol. The uploader may not even be Christian. He has a video called "Should I let in religious solicitors."

[NonnyMus1]

@Devos154 Ya think?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[ICanThinkToo]

@Devos154 Thank you. I'm not even trying to act. I thought I would get more joke responses than serious ones.

[Deathlist123]

1 purple

2 drugs

3 i am in hell

4 im an attractive male

5 hmu

[LanoKid]

1. Red

2. The same reason you dont see unicorns and Llamas hanging out together.

3. I tried calling him, but he never answered. =( I dont want a friend like that.

4. No.

5. The distance, man. U just live too far away.

[sykeo123]

1. Cookies

2. Dino Cookies

3.No he didn't have cookies need to bake some

4. No cookies

5. No cookies

[MrLeghandi]

#1: Blue

#2: Because Fred Flintstone is actually in one of the earlier versions of the Matrix (one of the ones of which the Architect said have failed)

#3: I haven't excepted Jesus as my lord and saviour for the same reason I haven't accepted the easter bunny as my lord and saviour.

#4: Nope, sorry to dissapoint.

#5: Come over to the Netherlands and we might hang out. :)

[Unworshipediety]

I killed some animals and wrapped their intestines around an oak tree. We then wore animals heads me with all the voices in my head. The sky was Yellow and we screamed Yabba Daddo Dooo. Then we saw Null the Empty God and from his Elder Eye we were reborn as one...transexual zombie. Though I took an Asprin and everything was fine no more headache. We can hang out anytime 5 4 3 2 1

[TwentythreeFortyTwo]

1) Aoi (green or blue)

2) because they are fictional :)

3) roflmaozedong... no!

4) female, yes, attractive, probably not, single, no

5) well, sure, just come over to Ireland

[fruitikay]

1. Black.

2. The Flinstones is a fictional story (buzz killer lulz)

3. Lol....no

4. I'm a female, not sure if I'm attractive, and I'm not single. :D

5. I have no idea. subbed.

[ICanThinkToo]

@fruitikay you are very attractive

[DourSnuffleupagus]

1)Earth tones

2)Dino was obviously one of the last of his kind, duh

3)N/A, I'm gonna live forever, God doesn't want me and Satan's afraid I'll take over

4)Depending on who you ask, I'm probably at least one of those

5)Good question, unfortunately, I don't have a good answer

[LogicalStatements1]

1. Invisible

2. Fred and Dino actually hated each other and Dino ate Fred.

3. Have you accepted Allah.

4. I will be after the operation.

5. Lol

and :p

lololol peace .

[EvoGenVideos]

1) It's a toss up between blue, brown, and black

2) Umm... uhh... oh, look, transitional fossil!

3) Been there, done that. Not really for me.

4) No, but I've been mistaken as a woman a couple times in public. I guess I'm a really ugly, man-ish looking woman. And I'm taken.

5) Because I'm a shut in.

[Dar0A0Nakk]

1) Purple

2) We don't talk about that

3) I've never met the guy

4) that made me feel unattractive

5) because I just found you - Subbed

[TheIslammiracle]

...Well you've damn well stumped me on a couple of those...

I'll check through a few Hitchens debates and Talk origins to see if I can formulate some sort of an answer...damn!

[davelantor]

i gut stuck after the first one

[MythicalManMoth]

O_O; I do not dare answer, apologies!