Massengill Disposable Douche Commercial (1978)

[StewieGriffin2009]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!SHE SHOVED THAT THING UP HER TWAT!!!!

[StewieGriffin2009]

"It's specially designed...to purge some of the offensive, malordorous sludge that appears to be oozing from your execrable cunt-gape!"

[Jefgg]

I can't wait to see commercials for a balsamic vinaigrette douche. Thank God my girlfriend showers at least once a day and never needs to mess around with douches. The only douche bag she has is ME.

[rha101]

Was it the douche that feathered their hair?

[streetcarjay]

If that was designed by a man? He must've been a real douchebag!!!! hahahahahahaha!!!!

[mphello]

Just use talks-to-the-dead John Edward: he's the biggest douche in the universe.

(If you don't know the South Park reference, just look up the episode titled "The Biggest Douche in the Universe".)

[lrd9999]

@mphello John Edwards? If he had just seen an ad like this right after he had finished his, ehh, business, he might be president now. It's the original "Plan B"!

[somewhatlongdong]

00:20  Look how cleverly it's designed!!!!

[timpriddy73]

.................I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY IT OUT

[batterymaker]

Jus' stick 'er in an' squeeeeeeeze....

[Jefgg]

Of course, douches are disposable. Who would want to start a douche collection?

[redrick30]

@Jefgg ROFL!!!!!!!!!

[muffmaster71]

"No more vinegar and water douches for me......from now on I'm sticking with a pair of tongs and a Brillo pad!"

[bbshooter89]

LOVEEE THIS BRAND

[Jefgg]

Why don't these skanks try Janitor In A Drum.

[somewhatlongdong]

I love how the lady has a douche just sitting on her desk.

[papalolita]

@somewhatlongdong Yep. Many working women like to squirt a quickie douche during lunch break. It helps to keep them fresh and energetic for the rest of the day.

[Baldgol4]

Makes a great salad dressing too.

[Rickhead72]

no more vinegar and water douches for me.their such a bother...

[Rickhead72]

no more vinegar and water douches for me.their such a bother...

[tolittletime]

Why does she have it two feet away when she is knitting? Ha ha

[swankrecords]

douche on the run for the active lifestyle

[StewieGriffin2009]

Daughter: Mom, my cunt stinks.

Mother: Then douche the fucking thing.

Daughter: Um...

Mother: Well what the fuck are you waiting for? A demonstration?

Daughter:..It's just...I don't...um...

Mother: Oh for Christ's sake. *removes douche from box*.

Mother: Just jam this end up your twat and squeeze. Then get me a fucking vodka, I'm dying of thirst over here.

Daughter:...um, thanks Mom.

Mother: Oh just get in the fucking bathroom. I don't want to see your face.

[19dav92]

@StewieGriffin2009 douche

[BettinaBalser]

@StewieGriffin2009 "Mom, my cunt stinks" has to be one of the funniest things I have ever read, ever.

[buck62sugar]

HMMM...Lets see. How can I combine 2 extremely inexpensive ingredients, bottle it in a "special design" container , and walk away a millionaire?

Let's how can I do that. Lets see. Still thinking. Still thinking..s. g......g.....g...........

[whiskers1965]

look at how it's designed ,,they both smile ...hmm after we use it as a douche i wonder cold we use it as a marital aid

[roraxxlynn]

she just happens to have it 2 feet away. she must be dirty

[somewhatlongdong]

Why would you buy a vinegar and water mix when you could mix it at home for about five cents?