GLaDOS has Tourette's syndrome

[MrAlexchu92]

Fucking an exit....nope,it's chuck testa!

[juniorprapor242]

the impossible is F***kin easy

[Hoperox100]

handheld fucking device it says fuck!!

[legoman4464]

oooooh hand held f******ing device i wanna try that on a striper

[10GreenDay01]

HAHAHA "handheld f*****g device." lol

[TheChickenrun3]

so in case you don't make it though the fucking, goodbye fuckhole

[3rdiDRaGZPS3]

and the test will be fucking terminated.

[cooltuber13]

Now you're fucking with portal xD

[Nerdfighter1000]

"Now Your ****ing With Portals" WOW

[LotsaSpaghetti84]

stop bleeping the word fuck.

[sonicdsfan1]

@LotsaSpaghetti84 I can't tell if your joking or stupid

[LotsaSpaghetti84]

@sonicdsfan1

I'm serious. He should have edited in the word "fuck", instead of bleeping sounds. Look at all the SpongeBob episodes on Youtube that have swear words edited in.

[sonicdsfan1]

@LotsaSpaghetti84 oh nvm. I thought you thought she was rlly saying fuck and he was censoring it

[Hdnggrnchrg]

So in case you don't survive the fucking, goodbye. Asshole

[portal23555]

lets see the challenges youl fuck. XD LOL

[Hdnggrnchrg]

"You may be encountered with insurmountable fucking obstacles" lol!

[SpideyKid2001]

now your fucking with portals

[Rocketpug100]

So in case you don't make it through the fucking, goodbye asshole! :D

[Malechell]

is a handhold fucking device a formal name for a dildo?

[fare777]

Certain objects may be vital to your sex

If at first you don't fuck... You fucking fail.

And the test will be Fucking terminated!

[TheJessejester]

now your fucking with portals xD

[brottymon]

Certain objects may be vital to your sex,

If at first you don't fuck...you fucking fall.

LOL

[Anarasha]

Now you're fucking with portals.

[MrCatbat62]

"So in case you dont suvive the fucking, goodbye" Damn

[keilnealquan]

49 people wanted their portals to look like that

[Archerthief00]

Now you're f*cking with Portals!

[FeeptheNinja]

Certain objects may be vital to your s***ts. If at first you don't f***, you f***ing FAIL. :)

[superanimealexis]

now your fucking with portals :D

[RedstoneWired]

amazing how funny stuff is with a few well timed bleep noises

[TransformiceJuckter1]

This next test is fucking impossible :D

[iceyflames7]

@TransformiceJuckter1

Please make no Fucking attempt to fucking solve it.

[Dolby3d]

Lold

[Transformice9]

0:32 should have the guy saying "FUCK"

[fivefamly]

this next test is f**king impossible.

[NoobBeast456Inc]

GlaDOS:welcome to the aperture science **** center

[Emperage]

When stuck, remember our motto: There is a hole in a bit*h, through which things can fu*k. :D

[mattbatcraz]

Incase you don't make it throught he F**king, Goodbye A**Hole

[pownualltohell]

Why do the portals look SO FU**** COOL!

[Shadow4909Paint]

now your fucking with portals.

[ItsMarko]

Lmao!! "you fucking fail." XD

[MrJaden66]

This next test is fucking impossible

[Nodog799]

they should have just made the game rated m and did this the game already has so much humor.

[DiggyDoggyDog]

mmmm fucking with portals....

[william22044]

lol this is so funny!

[222Lama]

such as f***ing an exit? oO

[222Lama]

such as f***ing an exit? oO

[Jason132able]

0:49 ROFL You FUCKING Fail...

[coreyaustinmiller]

I love the portal texture you have... could you please send me a link to get it?

[TheVinnoe]

this next test is F***ing impossible.

[ewolwerdna]

F*****g and exit.

[LadyMurderMaid]

Now, you're fucking with portals.

[metallicais1337]

thanks to the aperture science hand held f***ing device, the impossible... is f***ing easy!

[Ghostmancer]

LOL @ About 0:56 to About 1:02. :P

[Metalicsquink]

Heheh, it's so rediculous and stupid.... But I can't stop watching.

[Vimerola7]

Now I'm fucking with portals!

[Portal2Rulez]

"You may be required to perform simple tasks, such as F$#%#& an exit."

LOL.

[icesyncer]

certain objects can be vital to you sex ??

[francez123456789]

now you are fucking with portals.... yup sums up what i do in portal :P

[roblokzd]

You know, Tourette's syndrome doesn't JUST make you say cuss words. that's just a vocal tic. I have Tourette's. All it makes me do usually is I shake my head.

[DefectiveASHPD]

In case you don't make it through the %&@!ing, goodbye #$@%hole!

[TechTheHedgehog]

The impossible is f*cking easy!

[ElectricFeraligatr]

7 seconds in, and i'm laughing up a spazem.

[airbusramo]

this next test is fucking impossible

[deividas56]

This should be called "GLaDOS has Turretes syndrome"

Get it?

[LilSpielbergNY]

Atch this, just SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW.

[LilSpielbergNY]

Why the HELL does everyone think this is what Tourettes is?!?! Because its NOT.

and before any of you dumbasses say "then whyd you w

[cncleader]

Now you're f*cking with portals. Through this Aperture technology, long distance relationships are now possible.

[LupusFang]

Now you're f*cking with portals!

[4Orange2Bud0]

damn that was bad...

[darkjedi327]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA­HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!! i cant belive how funny this is... oww my god.. i LMAO

[legoclaw14]

a portal within a portal

[TheCrazyCoasterKid]

Remember our motto, "There's a *fuck in the *fuck" LMAO

[datacw]

GLaDos, Not To Dissapoint You. But i Already Have A Handheld Fucking Device, But Its My Own Make.

[TheDarkPotatoe]

Now you're fucking with portals!

[Plavie22]

The impossible...is fucking easy :|

[33ibo]

This next test is fucking impossible :D

[NTony737]

@33ibo exactly what i thought when i was playing the game xD

[Artek26PL]

Goodbye asshole!

[Ldinos]

plz tell me the song at 0:30 plzz

[sonofa2]

@Ldinos There are two songs overlapping. Both are from the HL2 and its episodes. One of them is called "Vortal Combat" and the second one is called "Guard down". Both are made by Kelly Bailey.

[Crazyblox]

Now you're fucking yourself with Portals. xD

[CodenameShiki]

Turret Syndrome =p

[SpiderMan77891]

the beta look so much fucking better. man valve was fucking with portals but now... it looks like shit

[mairo7657]

so incase you dont make it through the fucking, goodbye *bleep* hole. Glado's/ the companion cube is gonna Fuck us? :P

[An0mALyRuS]

Goodbye *beep*hole! lol

[Ldinos]

0:30 what's tye ame of this song??

[luvablekittygurl]

u fucking fail lol

[KapriJohn]

MAN xD Why is this so funny??? xDDD It's a Portal trailer with beep!

[superjrkiller78]

fucking an exit., and the handheld fucking device. <3

[rbmadd]

you f**king fail

XD BEST PART

[sniffysniff777]

LMFAO! xD

[nonobaOMGWEEGEE2]

brb cleaning mah screen

[ff7mkd4125]

its so stupid but its still funny as hell

[march88]

I just LOVE to **ck challenges, yes I do!

And look! I get a handheld ****cking device! Need to try it out right now!

[gibson82650]

" you BEEP-ing fail"

[Xtrememan89769]

I have Tourettes, but I don't curse!

[14wasp]

haha now your'e ***ing with portals :P

[humislair]

i expected real tourettes, not beeping glados!

[Wackyfox]

There's a f*** in the s***, through which things can f***. I lol'd pretty hard at that.

[FlamerockRockin]

Welcome to the Aperture Science fucking

senter lol

[ShadowGlove84]

Goodbye ***hole! XD

[TheVidyaGuy]

If you dont **** the first time. you ****ing fail. xD

[ExodusFaces]

"The impossible is fucking easy" <---- This.

[jacobonix]

the most *beep intense pain xD

[KentuckyFriedLol12]

In Soviet Russia is no aperture.

everyone that checkes this joke will get a cookie

[quickhakker]

the hand held beeping devices loled my arse off

[quickhakker]

beeping an exit

[KodiDusty82]

The impossible is f***ing easy

[AkiraChi2011]

If at first you ****, you ****ing fail. And the tesst will be ****ing terminated. LOLZ u guys are da bomb!

[AkiraChi2011]

No, this is the early development version @bobburke1964

[Br0d97]

0:33 why are the portals like purple and blue

[bobburke1964]

@Br0d97 beta version i believe

[StormBloodClaw]

Now you're f**king with portals. LOLOLOLOL

[gunblenotrstf]

lol this was mega funny ! now you -beep- ing with portals

[alishashaan]

MAKE MORE

[wimpykid89]

stop swearing

[patrickgh3]

Remember our motto: There's a h-BEEP- in the s-BEEP- through which things can f-BEEP-

[cybus1234]

handheld **************** device

[Spyker54]

"so if you dont make It through the f**king, goodbye!" wow it's that rough huh?

[neutralcartman2]

This next test is fucking impossible.

[TheRandomBox100]

Why do the portals look different?

[Minisamfizz]

@TheRandomBox100 They look different because this was the Alpha Version, or Demo. They were still processing and designing the portals, the turrets, the levels, and everything else.

[dissentrix]

The cake is a BEEP-ing lie.

[sideways895]

29 people #%@^ed with portals

[sideways895]

insurmountable &^#@ing obstacles, lol

[TheJesse1354]

Whenever you hear a beep and she says "ing" after, most of those "ings" were edited in. In fact, there was no word were those beeps were most of the time.

[kjc609]

The aperture science handheld fucking device

[yourunclebubba]

if at first you dont BEEEP you BEEPing fail. and the test will be BEEEPing terminated.

[Neolondon1]

In apicheir ****

[lmaolongtime1120]

Omg ******* love it.

[balagexp]

Aperture Science FKING Portal Device XD

[An0mALyRuS]

Good bye *beep*hole

lol

[TransformiceJuckter1]

This video is f***ing epic, I f***ing laughed my *** off, I give you a f***ing like

[maddielue28]

Should have made it the Turret has Tourrette's

get it, get it.. (thumbed down)

[GeeMeisterOfCee]

@maddielue28 *thumbs down*

[MegaGlitchMaster100]

You will be assagined to simple tasks such as fu*k*i*ng

I laughed my ass off

[g4tech]

Aperture Science Handheld Fucking Device

[bohrok77]

@g4tech Can I have one?

[Ozblu3y]

hey u forgot the first step! first you must have the f***ing game :o

[Zwergie222]

These tests may be mounted with insurmountable f**king obstacles.

The impossible... is f**king easy.

If at first you don't f**king succeed, you f**king fail, and the test will be f**king terminated.

At the f**k center, we believe that a highly motivated f**king subject will complete rather f**king complex tasks while enduring extreme f**king pain, so if you don't make it through the f**king, goodbye, a**hole.

[danstrainsco]

certain objects may be vital to ur sex. LMFAO all day!

[danstrainsco]

f***ing obstacles.

[ajom010k]

you may be required to perform simple tasks such as ****ing an exit XD 

[strpk0]

thanks to the aperture science handheld ****ing device the impossible is ****ing easy

i lol'd so hard

[Palafico3]

So at first if you don't succeed, goodbye a**hole.

[resserection1]

a safe and healthy Whore enviroment.

[ApertureScienceDBA]

GLaDOS terminal v2.03

C:\\>

\\ Loading Self_Diagnostics.exe

\\ Testing...

\\ Obscenity_Inhibition_module failure detected

\\ Initiating replacement in 3..2..1..0..-1..-2..-3

\\ Obscenity_Inhibition_module replacement semi-successfully complete

C:\\> _

[Gigapivot99]

i like F**king with portal :D

[tarun021]

The F*ckin portal divice

[y45uh1k0]

thing is, if glados has tourettes syndrome what do the turrets have?

:P

[Squeredead]

such as shitting on tests

[thestorm024]

soooo f!@#$

hey I said f!#$@

oh what !@#$

augh

[chachacha3nOs]

fu**ing handheld device

[Borohockey28]

GlaDOS has Turrets syndrome. *Turrets are shooting out of her mouth.*

[ThePeachCockTaiL]

1:09

OWNED

[TYZARRD]

LOL IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T FUCK IT,YOU FUCKING FAIL!

[FawfulGrox]

@TYZARRD and the **** will be terminated.

[Squeredead]

@FawfulGrox And the test will be fucking terminated

[datafreak667]

who incinerated GLaDOS's logic core?

[JimClonk]

@datafreak667 me xd

[robloxbloxxer224]

i like the :this test is fucking impossible....5 secs later you beat it....fuck

[superstarman9001]

If at first you don't ****, you ****ing fail, and the test will be ****ing terminated.

[XDRiley]

0:54-1:03 LMFAO

[roblox184]

T_T

[carterateababy]

So incase you don't make ut through, goodbye asshole.

[HolaImSkiitzy]

The impossible is fucking easy

LMAO

[lemanz23]

Thank's to the apurature science hand held ****ING device, the impossible, Is F***ING EASY!

[NUKE0IT]

these simple tasks may be supplemented with insurmountable shit.

[ThaFlaKkiO]

certains objects may be vital to your sex, if at first you don't fuck, you fucking fail, and the test will be fucking terminated, remember our motto "there's a hole in the sex, through each things can fuck".

[cyrusthacwwhacker]

lol you threw the cube at the turret

[varmdoguy]

And the test will be f****** terminated!