Chuck Norris Underwater ejaculation.

[YvesBlog]

If Chuck Norris is as great as u think he would beat my head oihpg cüi+gojxpuiyyz8brpxfhäop#cjlh

[TimeCruiser]

That was not a Chuck Norris Underwater ejaculation, he just popped a zit underwater. There are no video footage to date of such an event.

[MrDeanoCool]

Was I the only one who thought RL DBZ??

[Stutey22]

The videos pretty sick but it was the title that made me like it

[XeEnjoi]

that was just the pre cum

[Thastormable]

that is not chuck norris ejaculating that would be a sunami this is him when he makes a small fart (and i mean like a cartoon style ppppp)

[OptimusJohn8a]

That was Aquaman in the bathroom making #2

[marvelbrothers]

R.I.P Cameraman :(

[67BIBA92]

@marvelbrothers

There was no camera man...

It was on a stativ.

[MiNDx1er]

this is still the best epic video lol

[sawedman]

FAKE!!!!!! chuck norris can do bigger then that

[chriser666rs]

bye bye headset!

[thedarkroadtoheaven]

There appears to be a glitch in the Matrix.

[WSTSN1P3R]

Ummm.....how did they retrieve the recording....?!

[InsaneWG]

@WSTSN1P3R wireless camcorder? :D

[7Kayel]

@WSTSN1P3R stream to teh internet....

[Xmaggot93X]

@WSTSN1P3R They found it.

[ScootMGP7]

fuck wanking in salt water!

[fathead431]

chuck norris farted.

[blewidescorpio]

Chuck Norris Let One Rip Under Water

[N62MajorBlast]

chuck norris farted

[Sichermaniac]

Damn, this would be cool played in reverse.

[vancer32]

release the kraken!

[BracoTarba]

Questions:

Where is that?

Who did this?

With what?

For what purpose?

This is crazy !!! Really cool !

[ihazduhhaiirr099]

UNLEASH THE KRACKEN.

[GreenDay3213]

Mythbusters failed to make this size of a wave and they brag about how big theirs was

[rafa3lico]

can someone tell me what happened?

[CATINAWHEELCHAIR99]

yep that looks about right

[Tautvizzz1]

this is when chuck norris faps

[rockerman47]

0:12

HOLY SH- *ded*

[Faaaithe]

*farts

Sorry..

[XxFlashTuTorialsxX]

then wtf was the tsunami in japan?!?!?!?!

[Kamaka2345]

agh...its everywhere!!!!

[freddy692000]

....aaaaand thats how tsumanies are made

[MaggogZ]

It was tricky.. but I found a way to masturbate to this.

[XxD3MONULxX]

@MaggogZ Same here.

[loststarfleet1997]

chuck norris went hand fishing and the fish bit him...

[TheeUrbanGentleman]

run

[BigTeddyisaBear]

If you were in the water when this went of you would turn into mush

[dustinginsburg1]

He wasn't underwater, he was in china and ejaculated into the ground

[SupremeJudge]

This is what happens when Chuck Norris drops a pebble into a pond.

[nachosam98]

he was probably gumming on a mermaids face. only explanation.

[saxoncola23]

excuse you

[Dinglemaniac]

I hate when this shit happens when I'm taking a pond side piss

[GoPlayMW2OrSomething]

chuck norris farted

[donfantac]

how to make your own surfing waves xD

[XxxxxxEMMANxxxxX]

thats what happens when chuck norris farts under water

[Exterlite]

poseidon was pissed. 

[myaccountnumber7]

imagine this in 3d

[calito0010]

Chuck Norris farted underwater

[hugohugo990]

get the boogieboard ready!

[arga183]

the title is more epic than the video

[crysisguy05]

am i the only one hering inception music in the backround?

[OOXW]

Oh jeez the dream is collapsing

[stride7860]

@OOXW lmfao

[t0ouan]

ΓΟΥΑΤ ΔΕ ΦΑΚ!!!!!

[Dixyfun]

Thumbs up if your leaning on your left elbow while watching this

[mrkgulchenko]

the title is the best part

[samuraixyz]

Hey, your video got stolen just so you know..

youtube(dot)com/watch?v=quxhY3­XBZic&feature=player_embedded

[TalonV9]

That sound like goku flying by at high speeds.

[TheSamee]

What a fucking title.

[MrMegajake]

tranformers....

[comedyman112]

this would hurt your forehead in 3d xD

[hellow533]

I seen this video long ass time ago.

[ais614bum]

i think right about 0:11 the person found out it was a bad place to film :/

[xiKoSapinoyAC3]

i thought dis was fake @ first LOL ....

[soccerprog226]

God dammit, who divided by zero?

[SaltyPigeon1]

@soccerprog226 "Chuck Norris Divides by Zero"<--potential title

[lilo689]

OMG This is so beautiful!

[MullacT]

What actually happened?

[vinniedrums925]

If you look closey to the right. You can see Jack Bauer doing a cannon ball.

[fflover9000]

Someone just dug into a creeper mob.

[MiNDx1er]

best video ever! hahahaha

[buntaboss25k]

i don't get it what just happened? why did someone just blowup the lake?

[life6241]

Soo was Chuck Norris masturbating or fucking a fish.

[mysoulsredeemer]

Osama Bin Nemo

[1stCrallyy]

he farted underwater or what?

[nuclearpablo1]

id surf that shit. fuckin kooks

[from212]

@nuclearpablo1 Yes, it would have made an awesome fail seeing ur head smash against the cliffs.

[nuclearpablo1]

@from212 i know!! 

[BetterThanSwede]

I looked at the comments to see if a japan joke was on here... the answer is yes.

[iRoamGEEK]

most epic name.

[TheSimi121]

so chuck norris was the one that caused all that mess in japan^^

[mysoulsredeemer]

Title win.

[monkeys8myhw]

(: spıʌ ʎɯ uo pǝʇuǝɯɯoɔ uǝʌǝ noʎ ɟı ʎɐp ʎɯ ǝʞɐɯ pןnoʍ ʇı ˙ʇuɐʍ noʎ ɟı qns uǝʌǝ ɹo ǝɯ puǝıɹɟ ǝsɐǝןd ˙ןǝuuɐɥɔ ʎɯ uo soǝpıʌ ƃuıuunɹ ǝǝɹɟ/ɹnoʞɹɐd ןooɔ ʎʇʇǝɹd ǝɯos ǝʌɐɥ ı

[FireEmblem3]

I believe Japan shat themselves when watching this.

[TheFredmeister3000]

So It was him who fucced japan over

[anim8ordude]

YES! My title xD

[Apollon0817]

Best title

[t0xb0x]

new name is fucking win

[demonluxray2]

lol i like the new name XD

[JanSze123]

at 0:08 i was like: shitty quality artifact i want to see the explosion. Then I was like: oh shit

[comedypros]

iike if you like'd the chuck norris title when it was in the comments

[runescapePOV]

I'd go for "ITS OVER 9000!!!!!" but oh well

[Dixyfun]

The day Nemo became a suicide bomber.

[Mumfin]

@Dixyfun olololol

[abc123iamhesham]

@Dixyfun i swear down u should have won that so easily!!

[epurationdaleet]

why is every comment about chuck noris or your mom or japan...

[SteaItheR]

@spongebob555hi I know right?? My comment for the title was "What happens when Oprah jumps in the water" thats way funnier than a way over used chuck norris reference..

[spongebob555hi]

@SteaItheR i guess so but I was thinking a little more simpler title like 2012 or sumthing like that

[SteaItheR]

@lulpastoor hahahaha I guess you play xbox live too?? probably halo?? No I'm not mad.. I'm just saying its not even a funny title and that mine was way more clever.. Anyways.. if you do play reach.. let me know so I can rape you.. thnx

[iFeaturezHD]

but wat really did happen here??



[razorozx]

But will it blend?

[infectedkoozer]

i prefer the  "Name this video." title than the stupid chuck norris joke

[TheRandomInternetGuy]

I find this really hard to masturbate to.

[Voyage89]

@TheRandomInternetGuy I love this comment :>

[DevatorGaming]

@TheRandomInternetGuy dude,dont steal comments from rwj fans

[GGFabs]

@TheRandomInternetGuy I find it really hard to find that joke funny :P

[MrTruCon]

@TheRandomInternetGuy good randominternetguy because this video isn't for masturbating

[myfriendisbymyright]

@TheRandomInternetGuy i found it rather easy.

[TheReaIShady]

@TheRandomInternetGuy Really? I found it very easy to masturbate to.

[pawsly]

@TheRandomInternetGuy

speak for yourself..

[rafa3lico]

@pawsly he said "I" ...

[caprisun2225]

@TheRandomInternetGuy i don't

[sonyqwe21]

GABEN farts

[MrLockeV1]

chuck norris farts in the sea

[DJonelove]

CORRECTION MEGATRON HAVING AN ORGASM...

[DevatorGaming]

Im sorry guys,i told my mom not no jump in the water

[agammuhajir]

the girl that was doing with chuck must've died!!!

[skiegiek]

taliban submarine fail

[rcatstott]

chuck norris farts underwater

[666tReaper]

that truly was epic lol will subscribe and see how we go =)

[DaMannnn20]

good choice of title

[Saek069]

HAHA i was expecting a little spout i laughed so hard

[SLiguykyle]

stupid title imho, should be something more like "honey i shrunk the lake" if you're gonna put stupid things like this :|

[neloistoogood]

shit now my balls are wet



[spongebob555hi]

Don't you think that this title is too wierd and not funyy?

Seriously? ejaculation?!! What person would choose this title!!

choose a easy title not a awkwardly title

[No1HayleyWilliamsFan]

@spongebob555hi Shut up spongebob

[spongebob555hi]

@No1HayleyWilliamsFan fuk u ive been using this for 5 years

[No1HayleyWilliamsFan]

@spongebob555hi Settle down, I wasn't insulting you

[SteaItheR]

This is dumb.. My comment got the 2nd most thumbs up and this kid gets the title of the vid.. CHUCK NORRIS JOKES ARE OLD NOW AND AREN'T EVEN ORIGNAL OR FUNNY!

[lulpastoor]

@SteaItheR uMad?



[spongebob555hi]

@SteaItheR u r defently right, this title is dumb

[eddison93]

chuck norris just woke up from sleeping

[GemZel16]

I wonder if the Japanese could watch something like this now. Just wondering..

[torretortilla11]

Chuck norris farted....

[MixuOfTheDesert]

goddamnit chuck norris you gotta be careful

[assphinktersaiswhat]

Big Bang Theory proven. 

[bluh654]

chuck norris doesnt have to wear a condom! his ejaculation is an abortion for pregnancy!

[cemkilic1996]

happy easter

[MyOzDate3]

lol best title ever

[deathtocantilope28]

godzilla



[canihave2bucks]

dividing by zero

[c25ole]

its cool how the sound wave came up first

[mcdoorknob]

@cavancross yeah cuz thats a natural explosion......

[OfficialRockAlbums]

''Don't mess with chuck norris''

[Pearlgirl15]

OHHHH so THIS is how the japanese Tzunami happened!! :P

.......

to soon?

[BehelitOutlaw]

@Pearlgirl15 no just no funny

[QiiXzHD]

All this is missing is Will Ferrell jumping in yelling "CANNONBALL!"

[iTyroneHD]

russian fishing

[Calskeeee]

Maybe we should Lock to Stretch.

[Eddy1300]

AT JAPAN

[MrDezzzzz]

Conspiracy ....

[MRCRICKET2K8]

is this what happend to japan

[murataruta]

@MRCRICKET2K8 exactly just 10.000 times bigger

[HT3R21]

Oprah fishing for a Humpback Whale.

[CoDTricktionary]

splash

[xKuLR]

in soviet russia you disrespect earth....earth fight back

[HitTheCurbe]

a night at the bar in haiti

[SwiiftStenzel]

Anyone see that potential tube?

[MrScowlyface]

Chuck Norris Fart!

[potatoezx]

Free snozberries, anyone?

[realmomentsdotcom]

when chuck norris dives into a lake,

[StealthNinjaX2]

Chuck Norris flushing toilet

[stirling141]

Japan?

[paulopp09sp]

Chuck norris fart

[wolfen150]

redneck surfing

[XN3DragonX]

2012 Prequel

[faavil]

lessons on where NOT to stand when observing an explosion



[mandrewtrow]

Honey, my waters just broke

[hammishooters124]

chuck norris' pool

[TheGamerPalace]

japan tsunami

[Proto9111]

When your mother goes for a swim...

[Tressco]

Don't pee in the water!

Explosives expert on guard!

[Alecruns]

This is how Jesus was conceived