Possibly drunk japanese guy rambles over Mario Land (in English)

[eyechips]

"1 coin ... 1 coin fuck you" XD hahahaha

[AttackMyAss]

This reminds me why warm sake is the fucking shit.

[supercrazycoolkid1]

i used to play super mario until i took an arrow to the knee

[townsjim]

@supercrazycoolkid1 fack yu

[supercrazycoolkid1]

this is funny



[rhythmsetionwantad]

The closed captioning on this video is hilarious

[Jklsays101]

Oh mah gahhh! My gah!

[thecollision]

Better to watch it on niconico, the comments there are hilarious.

[omaraty008]

Ohhh its moanstah!!!!

[ibeKleah]

OH MY GAAAH!!!

[ibeKleah]

Fwok Yew rofllmaolol

[BobBoiBoi]

WAOWAO!!

[karim1171]

best part at 3:00 XD

[BlackVeilBrideMaggie]

Lmfao! What the fuck if happening xD?!

[Vanz180sx]

lolwtf I don't even...

[CaptainLilyJane]

shitty sound plus half understandable Japanese guy equals WTF?! XD

[Lat3ksi]

He's not drunk. He's actually a Japanese guy from Portugal trying to speak english.

[Menegoth]

@Lat3ksi How do you know that?

[nero3073]

He is known as Steve from Portugal, not "Kuromu Korutogaru".

[IsntMyNameUnique]

7:47 "fauck yu" lol

[whispers6667]

ahhh, i remember my first beer.

[milkwad]

This man play good Mario get!

[pullahoko]

Mario looked on the ground and found WEPON. WEPON. WEPON.

[TheSmokieMcPothead]

3:25 this rock WOOO! oh.. fuck you.. one coin? one coin fuck you

[alanni07]

whoo!

[timac1991]

This guy is not Japanese. He's from Portugal. Listen to the first ten seconds.

[Lyle24Odelein]

@timac1991

I heard portuguese people speaking english before, they sound nothing like this guy. This sounds like japanese engrish.

[Skyshadow733]

4:25 Pokmix oh ho, nice job!

[MrNightingale86]

Waaoww! .....OH MY GAH

[Kayleexoxo12]

that monster break house window

[chuflesthecat]

I want steve be my friend

[PanekPL]

Am I the only one who thinks about the song "Shudder/King Of Snake" by Underworld while listening to this?

[SuperCartiel]

Are you Kansai?

[Sejr]

8:28

He passed out, game over.

[Shadowmaxim]

i have no idea how i still find this so interestingly hilarious.

[milkethefish]

pew pew... wepon wepon

Words to live by.

[tonifasic]

I want to play a game with him so bad. He should livestream.

[PyroManic825]

@chubakaslilhelper So wait... this game plays his daughter? I thought he was japanese! Is he in Soviet Russia?!

[freereg29]

panty, hamburger. Steve.

thats his life right there, take note

[zahnarzt2]

i would like to play mariocart with him xD

[mfsveggie]

So drunk

so funny

[hfpseudonym]

Whoo! Whoo!

[Blossom1273]

lol this is funny x)

[BlisterFFw]

Break house window hahaha

[koiwalo]

i loled so hard when he fell... then fell again XD

[SPS148669]

The Japs love their Famicom!

[723natty723]

talking about mushrooms, i wonder if he had any MAGIC MUSHROOMS for real... :L awkward!!

[Joymani]

Oh, fuck him... oooh... not fucky I'm fucky.

[TheBilly]

Toward the end the audio desyncs, but his screaming doesn't. Is this dubbed over (see: fake) like Mario Frustration?

[leileya]

He probably can't speak english real good.

[alichannie]

bureak house window

[BadReview]

I watch 7:30 to 8:38 every morning to brighten up my day.

[Elix17]

This is WIN! Thank you Novril!!!

[fivefinger100]

this is the best lets play ive ever seen

[shadupp]

7:22 NICE PUNCHU! Okeh. God... Oke-OWAOWUUU! Oh thank, OWAOOOOUUU! OUUUDSK. NAH UNNNGH! Oh ya- Eng-Ga-OOOOAU! OH MAH GAH! Oh no... Eh... One more chance... One more. Okay. Wa-FUCK YOU! Okay! OWAOU! WOH! WAH! UNGTCHSK! FWAAY! NO! Eyya-BWOOWAU! OH MAH GAUUUUU! Very HARDU! Very strong. My gah... Keh, WOW! NYAU! THIS, GAME... Okey, LETS GO... WAUUUUUU! My gah! My GAH! Mario and zero!

Last challenge. Okay, lets go. WAAUU! NNTKO! WAUUUU! NNNN... SOI! OOO! EYAKU! OH WAUU! EY-WAHAOUUUUU! ENG KARANG!

[mahoblue]

you would be the funniest guy of 2011.

[FrozenishCereal]

This man is my hero.

[joey0923]

HAHA the end so funny

[KatiHasFoundYoo]

3:06 WOOO WOOOO DING dING DING DING DING HUHHH HUUHHH UHHHHHUHHHH!!!! *falls down hole* Instant silece....

*falls down hole again :D*

[anonymousbl00dlust]

this noun is very good noun

this noun is very bad noun

[ThePanqueques]

This graphic, is, uh...... very GOOD, good graphic.

[Luigiisdead]

OH MAH GAHHH!!! IT'S AH MONSTAAAA!!!!!

[XlunareonX]

Very bad monstah,

oh my gaw.

I love this guy!

WEPON!

WEPON IS BAWWWBAWWWBAWWW!

[NotRly1337]

ride on. fried on.

[jacobyne]

Nice. He's a Japanese Claiming to be portuguese and reviewing in english.

-_-'

[kommandoro]

OMG his voice is sooo cute. No seriously im cumming bottles over here

[Rijarin]

Hit 6 on your keyboard many times for good time. It is good weapon.

[megaclayman]

i didn't know goombas break house windows and bite pizza XD

[Piedoom0]

Did he just say his name was the Stig?

[addftoxic]

@Piedoom0 I think he says his name is Steve

[Piedoom0]

@addftoxic *the steve xDDD

[underlinedbluetext]

hai uh mai name is.... uhhhh steeb? mai name is a steeb.

[chubakaslilhelper]

First part!

Hi! uh my name is... uh... Steve! My name is a Steve! Kuromu! Korutogaru ahh.. Today es uhh I play.. This game Mario land Whooo! Uh this game is uhhh... Japanese favorite games Oh yea~ O-o-olddogames uh dis game play my ah daughter my my my grandfather whooo! Uh lets play lets goo! whooo!! whooo!! ohh this graphic is...uh Very good! good graphic! Ohhh! Ohhh its moanstah! oh! meow! uh! oh! oh yeah!... uh that moster is un very bad moster Uh hea is uhhhhh... Redy redy bu Readu bu-Beam

[saintdestroy]

@chubakaslilhelper it's "steve from portugal"

[LSP55]

@chubakaslilhelper I think he says Portugal instead of Korutugaru. Might be because I'm Portuguese but I will say that sounds nothing like any Portuguese would in English.

[omaraty008]

@chubakaslilhelper THANK YOU!!! LOOOOOOL "Ohhh its moanstah!" XD

[chubakaslilhelper]

One coin... One coin FUCK YOU!!! WHooooooooooo!!!!!!

[bakagaijin1488]

yahooo waw

o my gaaaa-

[DrDrDRLemke]

:,D 3:02 - 3:16

[PowerfulYukaKazami]

We need this with that Transcribe Audio option holy shit

[YamiSatoshi]

Someone should introduce this guy to Marko.

[VeilReinMidnight]

OH!

Oh, it's moanstah.

[AnticDispossession]

4:33 This monster is very bad! This monster! Ah fucking... monster. Ah. Middonight. Every day midnight, ah... ah... ah... kura. Kura box... ah, watching. Eh eat uppu... And ah nextu morning eatto... Porku. Meato. Very bad boy. Very bad monster!

[AnticDispossession]

2:38 MIRAGE! MIRAGU STAGE! OH YEAH~ Woo. My luck is very goodo. Oh, luckymon. I'm lucky man. But... I'm life is not lucky, ah. Fuck you.

[AnticDispossession]

1:15 Oh! This monster. Oh yeah! Ah zat monster is uh, very bad monster. But it din - Uh zat monster it's break! Uh, window. Break... house window. And. Bite. Uh... bite. Uh... Baito. Baito. Aehh. Pizza! Baito mazaru pizza. Oh, very bad monster. Oh mah gahh~

[jimipage6662]

Believe it or not...it's the best japanese english i've heard...haha xD

Oh my gah!!!

[uiogu]

Pretty much the Japanese Dopefish.

[spiff56747]

what does he say after "everyday midnight"... "kura box watching"? what does it mean? around 4:50

[HikariNoNanaki]

@spiff56747 Nextdoor morning broke window. I think he just means the next morning. However, it is so unclear, haha.

[xokolade]

"But my wife is not Rocky. Fuck you."

♪sudden singing of American Anthem♪

[Crittenden91]

uhh.. OH! oh it's mohnsta

[bawpsherep]

Dis guhrappic is...uh....berry goodo grappic OHHH!!1 Oh! Iz monstyah....oh....nyeowww

[verminman2007]

THIS IS A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN JUSTIN BIEBER VIDZ

[slinko27]

i wanna hang out with this guy

[kekekedawa]

OMAIGA!

[rememberxjuly]

" OH! oh, its monstah.

oh-NYEEAOW" (*squish monstah*) "oh sh-- oh yeah! " = the words I automatically use every single time I face a mushroom in any mario game. speaking Steve's language just... helps..

[YourAverageJoey]

I can imagine someone doing this to help their language studies. It's surprisingly effective just to try and communicate at its most basic when all you can do is translate text.

Doesn't stop it from being hilarious, though.

[Memington]

My mushroom is not mushroom.

[AguntJ]

He says he's from portugal.

[UbershadowRE]

I thought you Jap's were good at Mario.I guess you are good...until you got a star then you just sucked.Woo.Woo.Woo,Woo,Wooo.

[spideysnooch]

I always though Japanese people were good at video games. Hmmm....

[BabbyPyro]

someone give this video the auto-subtitle option. i need to see that so badly.

[DK160e]

i love the way how he gets frustrated.. n at the same time he gets too excited.. "OOOOOOOOOOH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.. FUCK YEAH!!"

[DK160e]

@ 2:59.. drunk orgasm..!

[DK160e]

bram bram bram.. wooooooooooooh oh yea..

[PeanutHeadStevy]

who gets scared of the first enemy of any game

[shinobilunchbox]

So these monsters break the windows of your house and eat your mother's pizza?

[BabbyPyro]

@shinobilunchbox they BITE your pizza. specifically, they bite Mario's pizza.

[HikariNoNanaki]

@shinobilunchbox No, they just bite the pizza!

[IRonanN1I]

video - love it :))

[toujoursjuste]

02:40

Oh yeah, ouhhhhh... My luck is very ... good. Oh, lucky man. I'm lucky man.

But, I'm life is not lucky...uh, ... FUCK YOU.

Sad story.....

[monkeyguitarist]

He said he is from Portugal. So I am not sure he is japanese or not. Maybe a japanese living in Portugal.

00:06 : "My name is Stib, from PORUTOGARU". His voice is like a japanese who speak english though...

[0316ARIEL]

@monkeyguitarist

He is japanese and he lives in japan.

[joeeric100]

5:23 he says "oh no bum bum in a bottle oh yeah hard oh wap yeah wong ap a wang a ap a pat oh yeah!"

[TotoTimoo]

'Hiii! My name is... uh... Steheeb! My name is a Stib!'

What the fuck is a stib?

[SaintInsanity02]

hilarious

[rukia157]

this monstahh is a fucking....monstahh.

Also: Good-uh weapohn. WOOOO... WOO WOO WOO!

[pikachuangel]

I will marry him.

[xTenshiAi]

LOL So hilarious yet so cuteeee!

[neman69f]

Rantan is fuckin amazing guy!! fuuuuu

[redchick2008]

Love the part where he keeps falling off the edge! LOL

[zkey14]

More

[PrivateIrishmayne]

OH MY GAHH!!!!

[Jyurian]

My name is...uh...Stebe.

[Touristo07]

WHEWWW!

[wrahvin]

dis flowa is vewy goo weapo weapo weapo WOO WOO WOO

[wrahvin]

this is the best, some japanese Dad plays his daughters game,...lol epic

[Iaguillo]

omg this guy is probably god

[MenloMarseilles]

I think my favorite part of this video is how he keeps telling stories about the bad thing that some random Goomba did right before stomping them.

[uumdi]

@MenloMarseilles

That mawnsta... es... break weendow... break... house weendow

uhhh... bite... uhhh. bite... uhhhh... bite... uhhhh.... bite-o bite-o uhhhh... pizza - bite my.... dahz pizza, oh my gahh

[mariodude8989211]

"Today is uhh... aprlay"

[mariodude8989211]

This is the best video ever made on youtube.

[TriggerheartExcelica]

This man's other videos show that this Steve from Portugal is only a character. Perhaps he's trying to make a statement on Western attitudes toward the graphics, messages and procedures in video games.

[pewpew1236]

LOL!!!!!!!!

[JRPizza]

WEPON

[XM0stLyGhOstLyX]

This guy is better then me at Mario, and he's drunk. I guess it's an Asian thing.

[evilcrash12]

haha he get pissed ands says fuc u

[gongo3090]

WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!

[bobov5]

monster bite pizza? 1:40

[skaterdudeprodutions]

one coin? one coin?! fack you

[LazerChachi]

My mushaloom is not mushaloom.

Woaaahhh, what does it mean??

[Jakkinator45]

pretty fly for a drunk guy, tee hee

[wormsterboyda]

I like the way he gets to like an egyptian level and goes "Ohhh Ratsa Stage!"

[PissedGeezer]

3:05 he's beginning the tune of the Star Spangled Banner...

[EnjoiBuddha]

THIS MONSTAHH......a fucking monstahhhh

[modsrockershippies]

DIS MONSTA...A FUCKING MONSTA

[Gigacorn]

RIDE! RIDE! RIDE ON, RIDE OFF! RIDE ON, RIDE OFF! RIDE ON RIDE OFF! YEAH...

[HTPtheFirst]

1 coin fuck you.

[spacejerk37]

THIS IS SOME SCARY SHIT. O_O

[casdfdfsdfds]

Goombas break house windows. WOW. DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

[kazen2]

Meta-Knight. Every day, Meta-Knight.

[DenisAndrejev]

Borat is playing Super Mario Land

[TriggerheartExcelica]

5:47

How can he claim he has nice player skills when he has a time opening most of the coin blocks?

[Leonesrage]

Bite a my pizza wooooo

[ruilin1228]

he's better than me in mario....

[LightningColletor]

THATs THE "BLACK WINDOW" MONSTA!

[MertHacks]

This Graphics..uhh..Is..uhh...Very GOOD!

GOOD Graphic!

[Shredward009]

This was the first game boy game i ever got with my gameboy haha. i love the shit he says

[imbiggy]

The frightening thing is... His English is better than 80% of Japanese people.

[heishomon]

@imbiggy あほか。それは無い。

[imbiggy]

@heishomon それを英語で言ってみろ、ボッケ!

... 冗談だよ Chill dude.

[YASxYT]

"This monster are fucking... monster, uh, midnight. Everyday, midnight."

makes perfect sense

[LordGrokk]

2:48 - "Lucky man, I lucky man! But my wife is not lucky... fuck you."

hahaha

[VulpeRenard]

Oh mah gaaaah

[shachikujira]

he was not drunk.this was originally made to make japanese laugh on nico nico douga.

[Memington]

Hi!

uh, my nam is... uhhhhh, Steve

My nam is-a Steve!

???????

Uh, today its, uh, I play... dis game: Marioland! Woo!

Uh dis game is, uhhh, japanese very great games, oh yeah.

Uh older games...

This... game... play... my... uh, daughter.

Uh, my, my.... my GRANDFADZAH! Woo!

Eer, lets play. Lets go.

[HikariNoNanaki]

@Memington The ?????? is "Furamu PORUTOGARU!" From Portugal, haha. Took me awhile to figure that out!

[Memington]

@HikariNoNanaki Yeah, I heard the Porutogaru but i had no clue what it was, lol.

(I named a Rhyhorn I caught in Soul Silver "Porutogaru")

[HikariNoNanaki]

@Memington Also, from 1:03 to 1:17 I have absolutely NO CLUE what he is saying. Not even one word. Any ideas? haha

[Memington]

@HikariNoNanaki

at about 1:14 i think I hear, "Hamburger, Steve"

"In. Ready in boom. Ready loom-ing.

Mmmmmm. Uhhh. Steer eh tu.

Uuuuuhhhhhhh, panty Hamburger, Steve."

Yeah, i got no clue, lol.

[HikariNoNanaki]

@Memington Let's call it Steve's personal language. That "panty hamburger" was a pretty good call, though!

[Memington]

@HikariNoNanaki

I now wonder if he was saying "plenty [of] hamburger[s]"

Steve's Language is one I would like to be fluent in.

[HikariNoNanaki]

@Memington I found out! He is saying "Lady room...in...steal two panty...hamburger, steal." I'm sure of it!

[Memington]

@HikariNoNanaki UUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM

YES

[benryves]

@Memington It sounds like "brassiere" to me, not "hamburger". I doubt we'll ever know for sure.

[HikariNoNanaki]

@benryves You are definitely right there. We should just post one big comment with all the text. That or just sub this already, haha.

[flamingspinach]

@HikariNoNanaki 1:01 to 1:17 He is, uh, in lady room. lady room in. Uh, steal to... uh, panty, brassiere, steal.