NewsBusted 10/9/09

[exbronco1980]

sarah palin's book is popular because lots of stupid people are out there

[TheBrent420]

yep and 52.7 percent of them voted for barry the bowing bozo

[LadyD2r]

Great Satire! But, I forgot, the librals don't get it...the poor useful idiots.

[druidwriter]

Well, it's apparent that Newsbusted has reached their goal, and I salute them. They've got people talking about politics and actually not killing each other.....

[GBJ83]

the jokes were pretty lame but she looks hot like the BBC Watchdog presenter Julia Bradbury hehe

[GBJ83]

why did I get marked down, look up Julia on google FFS

lol, what strange reason would 3 people have to mark such an innocent comment down?

[GBJ83]

americans should love themselves then they can love each other

im sorry for your culture

[houndman6]

Good, stay out of it.

[GBJ83]

its kind of difficult when you wage illegal profit driven wars and try to bully the rest of the world into accepting your obese, selfish, freedomless, private healthcare, religion ridden, uneducated, credit based pseudo culture.

you dont invent shit, produce shit, look after your own people.

when china calls you in on your debt you are totally screwed but you still wont leave the world alone.

america is faker than dubai.

good luck brah

[jtkirkfan2002]

We don't invent shit, other than most of the world's cures and treatments. You can thank private, for-profit healthcare for that.

The UK gave the world buggery and Cricket. Great track record to brag about. If it weren't for us, you'd all be goose-stepping right now along with the rest of the European wannabes.

[andyandymax]

Snigger. Jealous, huh? You Europeans crack me up with your grimy and crusty arrogance. I don't care how old your culture is. Your culture has nothing respectable in it to anyone but yourselves. You love yourselves, but you hate everyone else, and that is what your culture has always been based on.

[GBJ83]

jealous of americans who compensate for tiny penis with big vehicles? accused of arrogance by a McYank? lol pot, kettle, black.

It because I love the world and my neighbours that i believe a developed country should be providing nationwide healthcare to its residence. I love our NHS but of course still want improvements.

I live in London, its very multicultural here, thats why learning to love your neighbours is so important. In fact my grandparents culture is indian which is also very old.

[jtkirkfan2002]

I hope you love your neighobrs. It will come in handy when the Muslims take over your culture completely.

[andyandymax]

Well said! Of course, I hope and pray it doesn't happen here in the USA as well. Dearborn, Michigan is already overrun. Mind you, I have nothing against anyone who wantst o be Muslim. I object to the desire and efforts of those who wish to force others to be like them.

[GBJ83]

Im sure Iraqis think the same about slobbish McYanks raping them and forcing them to have "freedom". Deluded souls ae you Americans. Stop getting so defensive and you might actually find some compassion in your hearts

[jtkirkfan2002]

We have nothing to be defensive about. We removed a dictator and replaced it with a constitutional government that the Iraqis were able to draft themselves.

You seem like a really compassionate soul. NOT!

[jtkirkfan2002]

Muslims are welcome to live in the USA as much as anyone else. They just need to realize that they are the ones needing to assimilate to our culture and not the other way aorund.

[andyandymax]

Oh, you have shown a LOT of love in your posts....

The fact is, Europeans have always hated America because you are jealous of our success. Even as we falter, we have a higher standard of living than grimy, gritty London.

[GBJ83]

sorry I must have missed the memo...

12 million is almost a quarter of our population in the UK, they can all see a doctor here.

The rest of you guys are fatsos.

The only successful company is an illegal monopoly, Microsoft.

Without China/India you are screwed, face it.

Every dog has its day, yours is over and Ill be there to pick up the pieces.

I like the way you guys treat your own and responded to Katrina.

jealous? not much.

[jtkirkfan2002]

What a narrow-minded repsonse. Of course one should expect that from someone so easily outgunned during a debate in the avenue of ideas.

The truth is that as long as you aren't really very sick in the UK, you can see a doctor. Those in true need spend months and sometimes over a year waiting for tests and procedures. If they die, so what? Right?

Microsoft created something people want and need. It's called Capitalism, but I think I've already covered that with your pea-brain.

[GBJ83]

and the muslim thing, I respect all religions and apart form the news I havent actually come across someone trying to convert me. True their birth rates are higher but thats around the world, not jus in Europe. An again your Pressie's name is Hussein. So take a look in the mirrah, brah. (i got nothing against the Big OB, i like him).

[jtkirkfan2002]

Of course you like Pin Stripe. He goes around the world apologizing for America. Along with you he thinks that America's day is over as a world power. Well you're both wrong. Radicals like him seem to find a way to step on it. Some say he already has.

BTW, Islamists arent' Jehovah's Witnesses. they won't try to convert you. When the time comes, you will worship Allah, or die. It's as simple as that.

[mrpettus]

There is a God and He LOVES YOU!!!

[TheAmericanRifleman]

Good last laugh to end the day.

Truth will stand on it's own; it is the error that needs the help of government.

- Thomas Jefferson

[cephal0p0d]

Aaah, more ridiculous spin from NewsBusted to fill the empty heads of the gullible.

[shaolindave00]

"jokes". not "spins".

it's understandable that you'd get confused. the left is a joke in it's entirety.

[cephal0p0d]

Translation : DERP LIBRULZ R BAD N U R A LIBRUL HUR HUR

Newflash -  Unless you're an authoritarian, YOU ARE A LIBERAL, dipshit.

"Liberals have typically maintained that humans are naturally in a State of perfect Freedom to order their Actionsas they think fitwithout asking leave, or depending on the Will of any other Man (Locke, 1960) "

From the Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy entry for 'liberalism'.

How do you expect to be taken seriously if you don't even know that?

[jtkirkfan2002]

If that is the definition of liberals, then we need to come up with a new description for Obama and his merry band of morons. They definitely don't fit that.

[rpm4565]

I challenge you to produce a current "liberal" who has any comprehension of "ordering their action without...leave or...the will of any other man". Modern liberalism demands government control and dispensation, the exact opposite of freedom. That is not mere opinion, just review their positions for yourself and find where "freedom...without asking leave" is preserved. Can't be done. All is regulation.

[cephal0p0d]

No, that's just what the pundits that feed you your talking points tell you liberalism demands. They have to get you to demonize and hate us somehow. Demagogues have nothing without an Other to rally their minions against.

And since you brought it up, regulation is a useful tool that shouldn't be discarded simply because there is such a thing as too much or poorly implemented regulation. If that were sound logic, all beer should be discarded because Budweiser is fizzy yellow pisswater.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Conservatism is the true "liberal" philosophy. It recognizes the rights of the individual over the collective, (as opposed to recent statements by Hillary), and believes in the individual's right's to handle his own affairs with minimal governement interference. They give the individual the freedom to succeed which also allows the possibilty to fail.

Demogoogues do have nothing without a target, which explains the lefts untrue attacks on Rush, Fox, etc.

[jtkirkfan2002]

This is "satire". We all know that the left has no sense of humor, but don't go around showing off the fact.

[jovetj]

The last "story" is one of the funniest and best EVER! Keep up the great work, NewsBusted!

[911insidejob81]

TheKus

mainstream media does not report their views

many people know it was an inside job

search in google

former CIA agent says 9/11 inside job

[RecceMan90]

Former Santa Claus said it was the Easter Bunny!

[911insidejob81]

9/11 was an inside job

how do you explain WTC7 collapse???

it was the third building, which collapsed in 11th September at 5:20 pm

and I love that people thumb down my comments

[jtkirkfan2002]

You'd collapse too if you were on fire and two other buildings fell on top of you. Once again, it is insane to believe that the government could carry anything like that out. They couldn't get their own people to keep waterboarding secret. It takes months to prep buildings for demolition. No one noticed anything suspicious? Get a grip on reality.

[DD826]

Exactly, it take heavy constrution to rig a house for demolition. But, the libs no nothing about real work and will believe anything negative about the right.

[RecceMan90]

Not too mention the Gas and Electric must be shut off while placing that ordinance!

[a4near]

"Proves there is a God", that's priceless!

[jbperez808]

If there were really a god, we'd see Jodi pose for playboy

[hounddog21]

Good and funny stuff, keep it up Jodi.

[911insidejob81]

9/11 was an inside job

research WTC7 collapse

and don`t thumb down my comments

you can silence the truth

[ToddonCapeCod]

The Acme Strait Jacket Company called: Your order is in

[Researcher555]

To 911insidejob81: You probably researched Y2K too, and were as positive of it then as you are about 9/11 now.  The "research" is manipulated to push kooks over the edge.

[mykol13v]

iN GoOd cOmPaNy WiTh:

Van Jones and Charlie Sheen.

[TheKus]

I believe you intended to say that you "can't" silence the truth.

Here's the truth, how can someone say that Bush was so bad and such an idiot and then expect thousands of FBI, firemen, police, EMTs, NSA, airline pilots, the house of representatives, air traffic control, high level military contractors and the entire Bush administration to keep this totally secret?

They can't, there is no conspiracy.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Engineers already have researched it. It collapsed due to the fire and the fact that two buildings fell on top of it.

It is the height on insanity to believe that the Bush Admin could keep something like that quiet when every time they turned around a Clinton holdover was running to the New York Times with secrets.

[jupiterscry]

Awesome.

[tateresa123]

keep the funny coming

[AmericanPie37]

Jodi Miller you are wonderful. Newsbusted is one of the many things today that, although not too spectacular in the past get better as time changes it. A new NewsBusted always makes my day.

[mykol13v]

I'm not going to start a war with Russia, maybe I deserve a Nobel Peace prize too.

Oh wait, I'm not deciding if I'm going to send more troops to Afghanistan in a few months. So, I'm out.

[sakahowdah]

If Jodi were a tamborine I'd have to bang her with some hippies..!

[dirtyblondny]

The final Nobel Peace Prize nominations deadline was 2 weeks after Prez BO was innaugerated. What's with this crap that it was deserved for his reaching out to other countries ??? IN 2 WEEKS??

I am half Norwegian and am ashamed of Norway and their anti American feelings.

Without the USA they would be speaking German now....

[jagmorr]

Love finding a Newsbusted in my subscription inbox.

[AKcharger]

Jodi is ther best!

[buddy34]

Greatness!!!

[cesaw70]

Brilliant! You lot have a great take topical issues and a great sense of humor. Love what you're doing.

[Jerry2665]

Love it keep up the good news. Funny

[arga400]

LOLOLOL she got me there seems to be a god

[darski2007]

Proves there is a God. No one can answer back on that one LoLoLoLoL

[UcanbeGOD]

Want to eat Jodi millers ass!

[CesarManiaX]

Marry me, Jodi Miller!

[AV8R4HM]

911insidejob81,

Shut up!!

[Craig5233]

rofl and obama actually deserved the peace prize

[pwf2412]

please, you just sound stupid when you say this stuff

[jtkirkfan2002]

Obama wants a longer school year so he can have more time to indoctrinate our kids into the new world order.

[kraksc]

I wonder if she writes all these jokes herself?

[mykol13v]

Even Letterman has a staff team of writers except with him he also has sex with them when they are interns.

[schooltrashers]

Go Palin!!!

[safeharbor7]

5***** pretty lady, as always...

[glennd7962]

I think she's a man with long hair and implants!

[kraksc]

She is a jewish soccer mom!

[mykol13v]

If that is so, you probably look at a lot of beautiful women and wonder what they'd look like as men.

[chattingcat]

Well said, yet again. Thank you!:)

[Robert697]

The IS a God .... I love it.

[MadBadVoodo]

Five Stars!!

[TheRushReportYT]

Michael Moore ugh...vomits

[jtkirkfan2002]

Capitalism did nothing for him, except make him a millionaire. If he's so fed up with that, I'll be glad to take his money off his hands. Maybe I could give it to those poor people up in Michigan lined up to get some of "Obama's money."

[GBJ83]

jtkirkfan, you are so thick. go n study economics n then you will realise all that is wrong with your statement.

people against the current corrupt greed culture which has hijacked the term capitalism are not against money. dumbass.

capitalism did not "make" him a millionaire, make hit documentries and having half a brain did.

why do youtthink the world questions american intelligence when we hear statements like yours. LOL, american intelligence, its what led you to kill a million in iraq.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Wherever you learned about "economics" you should ask for your money back.

"Capitalism" is the selling of commodities for profit.

If one makes a product, provides a service, or makes movies that (God only knows why) people want, then sells it and makes a profit, that is capitalism.

Capitalism, and saps like you who spent your money on his crap, made Moore a millionaire.

[obamaisapieceofshit]

Cant wait to hear what Jodi has to say about our Nobel Peace Prize Winner in Chief.

[ladventiste]

lol

[usgop]

How about that..the book's not even out yet and alteady she's a millionaire from it!

God bless you Gov. Palin!

[echoc722]

I thought i was haveing a nightmare the 'nobel peace prize' for what, aren't you supposed to do smething first.

[Winterfairy777]

i was thinking that too, but i guess i was wrong. in today world every idiot can get it.

[suroj]

Some people rather stay asleep...

[jtkirkfan2002]

Somewhere a village is missing its idiot.

[WERTY317]

Have you been offered a job in "Naked News?" Now that is something I could get my arms around.

[mykol13v]

Why don't you concentrate on removing that Protected Content on your Youtube page?

[WERTY317]

Palin successful... ahaahaha hohohohh ehehehhe you gotta stop.. you're killing me... best joke of the year. Nice job

[3martijns]

I did not know that bho and POO POO putin were that INTIMATE.

[djmars1983]

oh yeah they are butt buddies.

[jakedevon]

Jodi has such great hair.

[3martijns]

Name of 'nobel peace prize' CHANGED to 'nobel KISS ASS prize'.